₦airaland Forum

500NLaccounts:
Look at these people advising a troll

That’s a catfish right there


I know the girl on his profile, she’s not a Nairalander

Op may thunder render you impotent amen!

you just get so wet each time you are dashed a ban, don't you?


500 nairaland accts is your life goal?
Cmon girl, I can help you reach that goal.

shaybebaby:
Pepperoni pizza. A thin crust is better, the base is always tomato (and you can then have different toppings). Extra mozzarella and chilli oil if they do not have jalapeños. Extra olives always on point too.

so helpful.

crankey:
Order for margarita.... its simple, with tomatoes and cheese........ Personally I prefer Pizza with tomatoes (sliced) Tuna fish onions and cheese....

thanks, but does margarita taste like pizza?

BluntBoy:
I hate pizzas, sorry.

Where you've been? ended your little 'research'?

u3man:
We plenty be dt

you want to buy today too?

I know, I haven't eaten it yet, at my old age. Sigh


I stay in kubwa Abuja and saw one pizza shop close to GT bank phase 4, I plan on just walking in there after work and getting a pizza to taste today, but I'm scared of making a fool of myself.

First, what do I say when I get there so I don't look like a village girl, I heard they use different kinds of sauce, and also would 5k be enough?


Pls help me if you're gotten pizza before, there's always a first time for everything and this is my first. I promise to post pics after getting my pizza. Thanks guys.



Update. Finally got it, not as stressful as I thought. Just got in the pizza place, read the menu and showed the attendants what I needed.

Elnino4ladies:
Drink black bullet before going to work. Thank me later

everyday?

Are you fvcking kidding me?


@op shake off that nonsense shyness of your body, you are a man in a country like naija. No time for dulling oooooo, open that mouth wide abeg.

rexcharlie:
Hp ur signature waz written on a plane sheet of paper

yes It was

Snow02:
haha good one... actually Kubwa is not really far from where I stay hope to meet you sometime

ok

Snow02:
pleasure is all mine I live in Abj too, do by chance live in gwarimpa??

you must be very rich or be a son of a rich man to be living in gwarimpa

Me stays at kubwa

Snow02:
well I can be him if you want me to

lol. Nice to meet you too

Snow02:
do you know you're a beautiful gial and you make feel like BS hi my name is snow02

Jon snow

Tozara:
LMAO.

1. I'm not 15

2. I'm a boy

3. You can be in a relationship without taking dick .

ohh my bad, I thought you was a girl. @bold, is that even possible? For real?

DeadRat:
so You Were The Idiot That Sent Me Pm Abi

When did you turn female?


Ain't you proud of your peenis no more?

Tozara:
Hey guys, what do you think of a 15-year old being in a relationship? Having a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Do you see anything wrong in it?

Share your thoughts on the matter---and if you think it's wrong in any way, kindly give your reasons.

Are you 15?

Honey you don't need dick right now, wait 4 or 5 more years. I'm not judging tho

Greenbullet:
even better undressingmen.com.

sounds gay for a male only website.

TheNigerianMan:
Already taken

then menscabal is fresh too

Greenbullet:
Exposingmen.com

exposing men kor undressing men nii

You can try MensLounge


But make sure you indicate
#nofaggotsallowed

Well said

Team atheist.


This long crap is BS

I love him already


over religious pple annoy the crap outta me

amani63:
if you are done never you quote me again in your life again

whatever

biacan:
sis that's mean nah don't let him to spend all the night crying

lol, im done tho

biacan:
I tell you sis so many broke guys on this forum I just can't deal with it biko

nairaland's romance section is just for me to come and have a good laugh after a long stressful day, i dont take all these useless boys serious. 90% live with mommy, like that fat idiot saying i'm seeking his attention, fool can't even enter a sport or something to lose some weight. see small boy of 2000's, smh.

amani63:
what an insult
So what stop you from
Can't you be single mother

boy shut ya trap and sit on your cum-filled mattress, be humble.

biacan:
Dem nor won drop owo

most of em are just broke right from birth. can't afford to spend $2 per day, tueh.

amani63:
this is your style of getting me attention,I won't fall for you
Change line

attention?
what an insult! if i had gotten married in 2001 like most of my female friends, I would've had your kind at home right now. boy go and sit down, let real men handle relationship ish.

biacan:
Nna dem born you for 198

forget dat boy, that's a 16 year old with old man face.

biacan:
Sis is better to tell him the truth he needs to be touched

Serious touching sef
all these stingy men that won't let a good woman into their lives to help them.

biacan:
If you have a girlfriend which I doubt you won't be looking rough like that

lol

Odunayaw:
If you are in minna, go to school's ICT place to do it

ok

Odunayaw:
the normal way, uploaded with correct height & width and pixel and voila

yes I've been doing that. It would show 'signature successfully uploaded, close the......' but after I try to confirm, I'll be getting an error message. I ve done this like 100+ times.

stephen012:
Pls who is also having the issue of uploading signature I have been trying mine

I have issue. Someone shud help pls.