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leye001:
Poster, please don't listen to this. It's a lie from the pit of hell.

Look at this small pikin wey never understand her menstrual cycle finish.

What do you know bout sex and sexual practices?

We do need age restriction on this forum!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please go read for your JAMB 2018 so you can get MBBS admission, and I'll engage you when you're old enough.

Why do you want to stop masturbation?

There's absolutely nothing wrong with dragging your peenis for pleasure.

Every young man and woman (especially teenagers) masturbate.

Even your pastor who condemns, masturbates.

Except if you're a faqqot, then we have a problem, but now, none!!!


PS: Watch out for hypocrites who'd quote me and those who'd type trash, like the bitch above me. Smh

Find a fine black skinny guy, they always do it better.

In my years on planet earth, I realized that those guys are penically gifted.

so?
dont guys in relationships send random dick pics everyday?

Religion aside, homosexuality is disgusting.


I can't guarantee you of going to Hell, but I do know that you will spend 14 years in prison when caught (if angry mobs don't burn your queer ass to ashes before that)

BluntBoy:
E be like sey na Jamariw dis thing pain pass o. I have never seen her this active on Nairaland. Every sexdoll thread has her frothing. Nawa o. I don't think this matter is just about sex dolls.

Perhaps, in her first life, it was a sexdoll that broke her marriage. That may be it. A possibility...

me pained by sex doll? No way!!!!
I'm only irritated by these broke guys hyping sex dolls, when they can't afford it!!

Like this village mgbeke OP that won't focus on his sandals business as we can see in the background, but prefer to pose with rubbish behind his ancient camera.

If I save for five months and ask my daddies for small financial help, I'mma get a new male sex doll.

#realtalk.

rabbaefurher:
Dat soul lounge is looking like an excellence.. howuch man go budget for lowkey chilling with bae

per night?
Let's say 70k

Grayjoy:
Hope it is not Peter I saw in dat pix?

Peter kor. Can anybody you know in your entire life have class like dat guy?

I'll start ignoring you broke lots.

I stay at Kubwa.

For bars: take her to the one near Infinimart Plaza or to Soul Lounge (adjacent ecobank).
For shopping and wardrobe : take her to Nadrem Plaza.
For bread and Shawarma : take her to Nadrem bakery, their bread smells real good.

The ones that smell fish are always the broke ones

#realtalk.


They expect to toss a 500 naira ashawo around nd not smell something pungent?

Come up with something new, the joke's on y'all.

Boring broke guy.

Look at his ugly face.

Fmartin:
you didnt ask me nah. Oya how much you need?

nothing that I can't afford. Thank you.

Fmartin:
did you watch it at all?

did you give me data money?

Faqqots shud patronize these male sex dolls nd stop hitting on the straight men

It's alwwwwwwwways a friend.

HausaOverlord:
yeah right, imma take u word for it tho but that guy looks like he invented the word broke better go get yourself a sex doll, remember they rock ohh

I immediately ran to check your profile picture after you said my man looks broke, but as usual NONE
Rather than arguing with you, imma save my time for someone sensible.

From going down to give oral, to waiting till the woman cums, these naija guys are selfish and only care bout themselves in bed (except a few maybe).

Their pride just won't let them!!!


I even heard one saying 'any man that gives a woman oral and still wears a condom to enter is a big fool' smh.



But with da latest sex dolls that come with tongues and bionic joysticks, woman can now have and enjoy better sex.


#istandwithbionicpenises



PS, Why do these moderators keep censoring penis, I mean penis not joystick. We aren't babies here!!!!

HausaOverlord:
are u sure, who be dat guy wey u dey snap with then, change am to sex doll na weda u go see free

Airtime
Shawarma
Hair money and the rest

he is the love of my life ooo, Bobo mi.


PS, I said broke men suck.

That guy isn't broke.

Fvck broke men, male sex dolls rock.

Look like they can smash a woman real good.

Shugavee:
exactly!! Am even hor ny looking at them!! They r sure gonna be hawt!!

true girl

ubunja:
dont be petty
thats why you are being replaced by dolls.
you never really knew your real value.keep acting like a billion dollars.but the sex dolls will show just how little you been bringing to the table.
loooolz.
im ordering a latina.

good for you. I'm ordering a Christiano Ronaldo physique.

ubunja:
you DONT GET IT.
the same reason jamari a lady why you cant pay ubunja for sex is the same reason why buying a sex doll as a woman makes you a loser=coz women dont have to struggle to get sex.
but ubunja paying jamari a lady for sex is the natural order coz all males human and animal have to chase and beg for sex.
remember men can rely on porn and pay rent.but women having 20 sex t o y s will still need to get involved with a man to get him to pay her rent.

Looks better.


You seem to be so educated about women that you think you know what all ladies want and can do.

I say I CAN TAKE MONEY FROM A MAN TO MAKE MY HAIR OR PAY RENT and I still won't give him sex!!!!!

This has happened countless times and I ain't saying for saying sake.

I focus on old and busy men, not these broke jobless fvckboys (this is why I hate fvckboys).

You don't know women as half as you think!!!!!!

ubunja:
you GET IT.
most people dont understand the equation.
*men want sex from women BUT women dont want sex from men.
*women want money from men BUT men dont want money from women.

also, a woman using a sex doll is a loser coz women own sex. just like a man on social welfare is a loser coz men own money


a sex doll is fake sex for those who cant get real sex
just like social welfare is a fake salary for those who cant get a real salary

you seem not to understand the advantage of a sex doll.


With sex dolls, we can collect men's money and later go meet the dolls to quench our sexual desires.

And don't tell me that men are wiser, because you all would lose control when a hot lady walks into a room and you'd even want to give her all your life savings.

jonaifame22:
you have no idea,u're sounding harsh,pls drink some water to cool ur radiator 08 chat me on Watsapp, I'll take u out dis weekend, but pls appear make up free,lemme spend some of my barbing money on you

remove your phone number from your post, common sense shud tell you it's not safe.

jonaifame22:
good, but they can't give u money but the female sex doll can give men pleaaaaaaassssssuuurrree

Keep spilling trash. In your whole life, how much have you removed from your petty barbing salon income and given a woman?

I Think These Male Sex Dolls Are Kinda Fit.

So I decided to look up pics of the male sex dolls and bliv me, I was blown away.
i mean:

Look at those arm lengths, the abs, pecs, strong hands.

One has to wonder, how many naija men can keep a body like this? Do they even know equipments inside a basic gym?

Further,
We can choose from a variety of handsome face, the hot sun has made most male faces from this part of the world really repulsive.
I heard they've got bionic peenises (they are described as unstoppable, and better than the real thing and most vibrators)




Ladies have now got a man who will never leave us or slut shame us frequently.
Rejoice!

Broke Guys are very sick.


See rubbish this one compose.

Whether you bliv it or not, a woman massages a man's self esteem. Why do you think men want to catch the hottest girl in town, and when they eventually do, take her round to 'show off'?

Because a fine woman complements a man style.

Would you carry sex robot around? Or would you like people who haven't seen you outside with a woman to label you faqqot?

tiffanyfan:
Post ur own naked body let's see, am sure if u don't av fat, u must av some of those ugly patches here and there on ur body. Shame on you for saying they are ugly, u don fine finish for ur eye abi

kid, you're just an 18 year old (in love with a 30 year old man), what do you know?

Macgreat:
This is a good one.

But do men need touching?

There are professional care givers.

yes, they do need touching.
The sex doll is just an advanced masturbation tool and any man who thinks he can write off women forever needs brain surgery.

Sex doll cannot touch you, love you, and provide advice for you.

jamalchance:
... just saw ur profile pic, funny thing is u are slowly gettin there

getting where? Fat? Are you blind?