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Very ugly Bodies. Well, I'm not surprised. Men are scum nd they can fvck anything with a vagina

Xinzu:
That quote was coined by E-money, not airforce1. Be guided.

thanks for letting us know, I always thought that it was earforce's quote. He seems to be good in copying other people's stuff.

To die never hungry you. You set your rope and fell asleep?
Smh

Withdrawal method indeed

This is mamagee,

Mamagee is a fat-faced troll that opens silly threads when others are asleep.

Don't be like mamagee.

Take your religious bullcrap elsewhere. Lol Lolo lol

Okoh1:
Ashawooooooo..come make I smuggle u to Italy. U go make money die

brooooooooke nigga. Come make I take you to one baba for Yahoo charm, you go rich die.

wristbangle:
He might be earning less than you but as long as he is focused, promising, generous even with his financial standing and caring, I see nothing wrong considering him.

The mistake some of you ladies make his he must earn big. What if you marry him and I don't pray for derogatory news he is re trenched, would you divorce him?

Oga I will assess his assets like houses, companies carefully (and not just the current amount in his account) before I say yes.
I know better than that na, yes anything can happen anytime, but a man with assets can't go bankrupt (never).

@bold, I don't know, time will tell maybe.

makydebbie:
Also persuade your boyfriend to get an English tutor for you.

shut up.

Shugavee:
my sister me too o!! When i was in school 100l i dated one guy in final year fine cute boy!!! I will carry money n cook 4 him in his house, he will come to my house i will cook 4 him n he wont drop chi chi!! Told him to give me money 4 my hair!! 4 where! Buy me one top i like? I pray o!! But anuty(.me) was still carrying her money to cook soup n even carry my foodstuff to his lodge! One day i just get sense n broke up with the fool!!!
Abi na the time i dated broke guy with no money but recharge card went to gh we were still dating when he came back started sexing everywhere from there that one end!!! Suffer with boy is an error!! I care less abt these foolish people opinion!!! Ladies shine ur eye

so sad, and the worst is that these broke guys can be soooooooooo handsome ehn (with good swag and sexual power) but one must learn how to control herself ooo. They can mess your life and your body beyond repair.


When a man walks up to me, I no dey even look him face again oo (am I mad) - extremely ugly people are rare, so just tell me what you can bring to the table chikina.

HausaOverlord:
how much do u make eh, u that is looking for a bf who earns 100k upwards

have you seen a woman lookin for a man shorter than her or a man more feminine than her?

I earn a little less than that figure, that's exactly why my man must earn higher than me.

Shugavee:
Loud it girl!!!! Girls dey suffer 4 this life!! The ones forming lover girls i just dey look them ! Women gat open their eyes cause guys aint smiling!!! Form decent n manager, them go still dump u when them ready!!! So u just hv to play ur cards right n use ur brain

naija guys know how to sexualize women and later slut shame them especially these broke ass boys who'd come in the name of relationships when it's only sex that's in their mind.

If I keep opening for every Tom, DICK, and Harry that comes my way for a 'relationship'(even chauffeurs and laborers) , what would be left of me?

That's exactly why I set my standards to sieve away the fvckboys from the serious men.


@bold,thats why I focused on Uni girls, they sabi do mumu atimes (especially freshers)

We've seen it countless times on Nairaland front page how she cooked for the broke idiot with her foodstuffs, loved him, housed him, took care of him and almost sacrificed herself for him, yet he dumped her or termed her a prostitute in front of his friends.

If you can't take care of me or bring more than I bring into our relationship, then wait for those oyinbo them sex dolls so you can buy one.


Love gbakwo okwu!

Shugavee:
all these useless boys are here screaming but they know the truth!!! Funny enough what i listed is just so little but the broke boys are still complaining thats to tell u how unfortunate their gf are, thats if they hv one

I just ignore all their stupid mentions.

One said I'm prostituting another even insulted my breast shape.


Naija men are very stupid, you take money from them after sex and they call you ashawo - OK, you now decide to be a good girl and not take any money from them, and they go about telling their friends hw they 'slayed' you for free.


I've had my own share of these broke but swaggaful guys (especially in my Uni days), and they can sweet talk for Africa ehn, but I tell you girl, never again!!!!


I'm now wiser!

My own definition of broke (yet managing) is 100 - 150k salary per month.


I can't fit suffer with any man again, na handsome or swag I wan chop?

ShyCypher:
Good.

Which means the UK used will soon be here.

If we can't afford new ones at least we fit still own one.

Better days ahead!

Women are officially extinct!!!

your head must be paining you

harry2sexy:
Misleading!!tis comment can be read anywhere in d world

in naira!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This woman's accent eh

wordbank:
What's the essence of going to school when ur pucci can secure a desirable future for u?

I don't have an answer to this your question. But I know for a fact that broke guys (less than 100k salary monthly) shud just stick to their vaseline.

amani63:
abi
So you never change

lol

amani63:
Jamariwolf4 you still remember me
Well I love your pizza do we share

Oh yes I remember you fat boy. You need a gym membership more than you need pizza right now.

wordbank:
This one don gag big big dicks sotey sotey sotey her neck bone don shift
Auntie I hail ooo

you know deep down that I just said the truth.

I laugh when I see University guys on 15k per month feeding from daddy want to enter into 'relationships'. I laugh really hard.



Young Ladies don't fall for their antics,

They want to chop you freely and when they graduate and make it, they forget you.


Follow matured men (from lecturers to guys around your school) with a nice ride (it doesn't have to be a Mercedes, just any nice ride) so they can take care of you and do all op listed.


University love Issa scam

PS : I didn't say married men ooooooo, edakun my hands is out from dah one ooo

Xinzu:
Yea sis, on bread and akara we stand!

forever we stand! It fills the belly better

Xinzu:
Just eat bread and akara. I assure you, it's better than pizza!

very true bro, this stuff is just for rich men and dem pikin

treasuredude007:
Hmm, so how will I come and test my ability now. Plus I'm not broke too

lol it just happens when I see them and feel an attraction.
Go work joor

ola12:
Hw much did it cost?

3k5 for largest size

Yes.
From security men, laborers to broke but yet hot and muscular guys, I just wanna rip their trousers and reveal that schlong.

After that, I'm out for good.

Dimples129:
Welcome on board, don't get too fat on them though


*Stomach rumbles*

Oh yeah, on board! @bold, I'll keep that in mind

Dimples129:
You got pepperoni

No disrespect but... that look like nan bread with cheese

I don't really know bout its look, but did it taste great?
Oh yeah!

Dimples129:
Was it nice and crispy or warm and soft

nice, smooth, and filled my belly up quickly

I expected more from the overhyped 'almighty' pizza tho. But at least I'm no longer a pizza-Virgin.

Hozier:
Lol, Pizza in Nigeria is nothing to write home about, especially Domino's. You will pay 3k for slice bread, stew and meat garnished with onions.

it's not bad actually.

Dimples129:
Try cheese and tomato. It's the basic... since your taste buds are new to it. You might hate the taste of meat on a dough base (that's a pizza with toppings)

thanks I actually got it already. Eaten like 3 already. Pardon my phone's camera

Alariiwo:
Buy it and enjoy yourself..

Those Prostitutes you see were once virgins.. Na one day person eye dey tear.

3-4k will get you Standard and Large sizes.

lol. I will buy it nd enjoy oo

sirgalahad26:
op, ur own level of laziness is hard to believe.cant u just ask dominos?

till Jesus comes, sadists won't end in this country.
Who told you I haven't checked up domino's before opening this thread?

I simply opened to ask for people's experience, like WHAT TO ORDER (right combinations). You seem to have all the experience in the world, I bliv you can survive in China if a plane drops you there right now.