₦airaland Forum

mamaafrik:
Can we see the proof please

He's an APC Defender.

9japride:
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Ask those miscreants here in nairaland that does not see anything wrong in the country and keeping defending politicians.

That was how Beta Edu distributed billions to the poor without any known person receiving.. Thank God i registered for 23 persons with Nano businesses. Let me see how these persons would all fail to meet their criteria.

ValarDoharis:
You dare take Yarimo seriously?

I thought as much

DeeNet1:
For where

There is no formal list of those who made it. I hope this wont go the way of that ministry of humanitarian affairs & disaster bla bla bla.

yarimo:
Alerts everywhere thank you president TINUBU , Nigerians are proud of you.

Did u apply?

Has any nairalander received? For those who applied.

Awo9122:
How do I get link for reg?

The reg has closed. The link came up last year november. It was on front page on nairaland. Its the disbursment stage nw.

I read a statement released by the ministry that the first batch had been disbursed, and the next batch to follow on friday the 19th of April.

For those who applied, have you received yours?

I Applied for myself and 23 others from my ward in Akwa ibom state and we successfuly verified our NIN. We are yet to receive, & if non of the 24 of us receive by the next batch on friday, then i'll conclude the federal government scamed us. As nigerians, we are entitled to our share of the national cake.

Hezmatosky:
Thank God I got mine

I applied & verified my NIN, but i'm yet to receive mine.

sageb:
so hilarious

You should have told them you are pressed, that you need to use the restroom.

There was no time sir! & their faces where nt friendly at all.

2Radii:
na ur village people bro..

They used beans as instrument of their heinous act on you

Honestly bro! I must summon a family meeting.

helinues:
Correct babe.

Some ladies now see relationship as a job opportunity

Just as defending the evil party APC Is ur own source of livelihood.

I love this mentality... That's how it's supposed to be. 50/50

All we want is the crash in prizes of PMS. Avaition fuel has no much inpact for low income earners. Crash the prize of p.m.s for a reduced prize in transportation.

South africans are pussy ass niggars... We wooped their asses though... they were bitter about the loss. That is nt the spirit of sportsmanship.

Finish me baby... Fvck me hard dear,. Touch me,.. Touch me baby (na clitoris o).. I'm coming, i'm coming,. Ah ah ah,.. My babe wee nt kill me o.

U r nt serious!

I now avoid anything that wil make me crack my brain without puting money in my pocket in this tinubulation era.

westlius:
Sabinus suppose recuit u oo
u too funny

Not funny bro. I tried to explain that God created the bum bum with no cover, & that it was a call by nature but no one listen.

I needed a remote Job to add up to my 9-5, To enable me meet up with the current economic realities. Then i got wind of this Job through a friend that'll require me to work from any location, the pay too was good.
Then came the interview day which was 10am today. I hurriedly took my bath & reported to my current place of work waiting for 9am so i can take permission & run to the interview venue.
Getting to the interview venue, the receptionist ushered me into the HR's office were i met two ladies & a man. Just less than 5minutes into the interview which was going well... & Boom... I gave a vry loud fart,.. God! My love for beans has finaly finished me.
The smell was so powerful that the AC Couldnt be of help. That was how i was urshered out of the office. I came out with mixed feelings & had to go home from there.
My love for beans had gotten me this setback. I'm back in search for another opportunity.

Hmmm... Congo-Russia in Nigeria? Well, prostitution has been one of the world oldest proffession.

The first & second dog is Tinubu,.. The man who came to theif, kill & destroy nigeria... But God pas am.

He married his Grand mum... What a shame!

Keep deceiving urselfs. Tinubu has lost touch with reality. He should resign fortwith... & apologies to nigerians. Tinubu has made buhari looked like a saint.

In this Tinubulation era? E.F.C.C, I.C.P.C, N.TA. Q.R.P. S.O.S.

Na who chop beleful get power to check who the snub am. Am more concerned abt my hustle in this great tinubulation era.

Before u get her pregnant... Make sure u strol to the market & check the current prizes of pampers & baby stufs.

I Was once in ur shoes while growing up. U'll get thru this stage op... Its simple. Walk to that girl u love,. Tell her she's the only pretty woman in ur world & that you'd love to have her in your life. Just say it the way u feel, with all smiles. Tell her she's special... & when she finaly agrees... Pls dnt get her pregnant. We are in the great tinubulation era.

His money... His choice

U r a confirmed simp