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kgr28:
So what's wrong with the roof??

Nigerians don't live in slums, that's the difference. Lmaooo

Austine1213:
Thats my grans place

Liar. Lmaoooo

JaceBlaze:
You saying it's difficult to spot your mansion amongst these MTV cribs

Blah Blah Blah. Lmaooo

Austine1213:
Lol someone looking at my grans place, becausebshe didnt install a ceiling its a slum

These people are pained

Lmaoooooooooooooooo

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IronGalaxy:
Proving my point

Austine1213:
These peeps are pained

Trying to console yourself bro? Lmao. Fix your roof and stop transferring your aggression to Nigerians. We owe you nothing.

JaceBlaze:
So you live in Makoko.

Which of these fancy mansions is yours?

Lmao. Show your own apartment brother. That's Austine1213. You all be bragging but you all live in slums while the whites live in the Urban regions.Lmaooo

theenchanter:
oga, where u see this? Na austine1213 be that?

Na him oh. Lol

Austine1213:
Suffocate them lol

Lol it would take years to post 500 joburg surburbs

Lizards probably crawls into your apartment often. Lmaooo

I knew you all live in slums, but come on nairaland to brag. Lmaooooo

JaceBlaze:
The butthurt is glaring and you're desperately scraping the bottom to find a suitable insult


Why bring a dead man into this? Misery kee you there.

Post a picture of your own apartment, your brother lives in a cave. Lmaoooooo


Now I see why you all are so pained. Nigerians in SA live better than you all.

Austine1213:
Suffocate them lol

Lol it would take years to post 500 joburg surburbs

This black South Africans be living in caves but they come here to brag. Look at this nigga's roof. Lmaoooooo

You think you can win Nigerian girls with an apartment like that? Lmaooo

JaceBlaze:
Misery kee you there


Anyway...Mall of Africa

Look at how those Zulu kids in that picture keeps taking pictures. They are so damn proud of what the whites did to your country.

Whites do the investments, your brothers patronize the investments. The whites gets richer while you all gets poor.

JaceBlaze:
Skull miners are in their feelings over the pictures of South Africa

I'm loving every minute of it.

Hopefully, you aren't a drug addict like a good number of your brothers.

How are my Nigerian brothers doing in SA? They keep getting richer and taking all your women, huh?

You better make yourselves useful, go out there and make money like a Nigerian.

theenchanter:
why not check when the universities were established and tell me if ur ancestors had rights then.

P.S..... I only said this cos of ur pomposity.

Thanks bro. Their ancestors were still suffering from slavery. They were all eating a white man's poop.

But now their ignorant descendants are here to brag over achievements the whites made.

JaceBlaze:
They are exposing their insecurities without even realising.Calling white people masters in 2020? smh

Would you say African Americans built America? Lol

You all have no contributions to South Africa. The glory goes to the whites.

A good number of you all are ignorant, drug addicts and occupy the slums.

IronGalaxy:
All non- Nigerian people on this thread are in agreement that you people obsess/ worship whites a little bit too much , even a white man himself Jin115 shares these sentiments

We all can't be wrong.

It's no white worship. It's a fact. Black South Africans are actually very ignorant compared to any other African.

Stop bragging over a white man's achievement. Tell me who the richest black man in SA is.

Doctee:
you'll want the Nigerian citizenship bk when Nigeria becomes better

I remember how I strongly believed Nigeria would improve in 2004, now it's 2020 and the country even retrogressed to a far worse state.

Even if Nigeria were to improve, you think Nigeria would be able to compete with the likes of France, Germany, UK and America. Nigeria is faaaaaaaaaar behind.

One day, you'd close your eyes and open them and you won't see a single person in Nigeria again but yourself. Everybody don japa. Lol

Activist001:


Danielhouston, I sight you bro. I'm a silent reader of your thread and I must say I'm very impressed with your writing style and the willingness to share your life experiences with us. Vielen Dank

Bro, you quoted the wrong person. But make I enjoy Daniel's glory small.

Danielhouston:
My sister, there are lots of threads regarding studying and working in Germany, on Nairaland. There’s even a thread about German work visa and the type of jobs available, including how to apply. You should check for them.

I cannot really tell you how much to budget for traveling to Germany. I don’t know how you intend to come and if you’ll be illegal at some point. That is important when calculating how much money you need. I’d say, just have enough money to pay your rent, bills and food for at least 6 months.

I don't know if you've answered this question before. But imagine if I finally get someone to send me a sponsorship letter. Can I still use the German block account?

Danielhouston:
By law, you can’t. But there are exceptions. Like, children whose parents are American and German, people from countries that don’t allow them to renounce their citizenship. Turkish children born in Germany can have dual citizenship until a certain age. Still, there are some Americans who have dual citizenship by naturalization.
Even with Brexit, some Brits in Germany are looking to apply for dual citizenship, it is still in discussion. So yeah, there are exceptions.

If only, they'd tell me to renounce my Nigerian citizenship for a German citizenship. I would do that with so much joy in my heart.

flyingpig:
May God bless DanielHouston, we love you so much!

Nothing detractors will say to slow the progress of this thread, that will succeed.

Two or more years to come, information on this thread will be tapped by future German immigrants whether they are from Nigeria or other countries.

Danielhouston fire on, no weapon fashioned against you shall prosper because you stand with majority.

I swear. I can kill anyone for this thread to stay active.

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skylane:
you hVe a huge point bro, am just thinking of having another backup because he himself told me some Nigerian guys who befriended gay's in Germany from naija went there and whenever the gay Germans want to touch them they call police, me I don't want to end up using him

I hope he doesn't turn you into a intimacy gadget. Just be careful man.

If he refuses to give you food, how exactly would you feed? He would obviously manipulate you into doing his biddings.

Just be smart. There might be some good sides to it too.

Danielhouston:
Brother, toto full everywhere. I don’t want an Edo girl that is stranded, in my house. Before you know it, one night will turn to one week, then one month. You’d have to call police to ask her to leave. Me no want abeg, no no no no...

Hahahaha. You make it sound like German women hawk sex.

An average Nigerian guy would have seen that as an opportunity. Lol

skylane:
he actually told me that he doesn't mind that he will not try anything if I come that he just wants to help me

Don't fall for this bro, so you don't get ruined. There has to be other alternatives.

People most likely try to help you in most cases when they need something in return.

The fact that he's gay is just too freaky. You might get manipulated into doing things you don't wanna do.

Danielhouston:
Then there are the Edo girls from Nigeria. These ones just arrived from Italy and don’t know where they’re going. They are always lost, looking for direction. You will see them at the bus station or train station, asking for directions.

When you see that Edo girl that stops you on the road like, “hello brother, pls how can I go to this place?”, you already know what she came for. In most cases, they’ll tell you their life story. “Somebody put me in the bus and say I should go here, but I don’t know when am I”.
That “somebody” is usually a man and they’ll even call the man so you can talk to him. He bought their ticket and they probably work for him.

The last one I met was in January. She was supposed to go to Hamburg and she got off in Berlin. She didn’t know where to go. I told her she needed another bus to Hamburg and she was in the wrong city. But then, she’d have to buy a ticket. Her “brother” bought the ticket and sent to her. She stressed me out that day.

She eventually asked me if she could follow me home. I replied her in my Chinese accent “no no no no, me no want, me no want”.

Lol. Why exactly bro? hahahaha

Would she probably steal or something?

Danielhouston:
Types of Black people in Germany

1. The “Johnny just come”. These ones just landed in Germany for the first time. In most cases, their first time ever traveling abroad. You will know them by the way they dress and how they take pictures every minute.
The ones from Nigeria, Congo, Ivory Coast, those ones can dress up for Jesus. The Ghanaians usually dress like they just jumped out of 1975 and nobody warned them. But I’ll focus on Nigerian students.

These ones think they’re Wizkid. They wear different shoes every day and their wrist watch must stick out. They must make sure there’s a white person in the background of all their pictures. They don’t want to hang with other Nigerians or be around other Black people.
They only want to make white friends and they can’t wait to get a white girlfriend. Some of them have only one black friend who takes them pictures.

They also speak with fake accent and they’re too ashamed to say they’re from Nigeria. You will see them in every University party and Campus photo, and they’re usually the only Black person in the group photo. They like to dance and show off for their white friends. They see other Nigerians as local people with low IQ, and they’ll almost never go to an African shop to buy anything.

They want to do things their white friends do. Like, go bike riding, travel at the weekend, play ping-pong, pizza night, etc. You know Germans think every black person who dresses well and speaks good English, is from America. These type of Black people always get excited when people mistake them to be Americans.

One day I met a Nigerian guy who had British accent. He almost fooled me. I didn’t even know he was Nigerian until his friends introduced us. Even the way he pronounced his name “Emeka”, with a foreign accent, it sounded so cute.

I thought he was born the UK, but this guy had never been to the UK. He just arrived from Nigeria with a British accent. He told his friends that Nigerians speak with British accent because we were colonized by the British. They believed him.
At that point I was ready to throw beer on his head.

Mehn, this cracked me up. Hahahaha

AlexMahone:
Lol...i literally died, when i saw that "5n". Are you serious tho, people abbreviate "fine", like that? Wow! I couldn't agree more with all you've opined, as i can totally relate.

It's even crazier how some guys still put in all the efforts to still entertain these set of girls.

iLegendd:
This is a pretty girl getting more than 50 messages per day, so if you go with hi, hello, babe, fine girl, and some many other cliché, you'll be ignored.

Women chat with me that are fun. Please, don't be like Promise.

Women would most likely chat better with a wealthy guy. Few weeks ago, I created a new Facebook account, then added my recent pictures. I was looking really dope and wealthy.

You should see how many friend requests and messages I was getting from random girls.

Girls are selective with who they chat with. Just be wealthy and watch them reply your boring texts swiftly.

But when you look broke, don't be astonished if you get ignored, even when you think you are hilarious, you'd just get laughing emojis as response.

iLegendd:
One of my popular female friend logged in her Facebook on my phone since last year and refused to log out.

Whenever she comes around, she'll use my phone to surf the net because I never lack MB.

Some days ago, I got pushed to check her messages since she does the same to me.

Her account has been in existence since 2014 and all her chats since then are available — they're in hundreds, if not thousands.

I opened some and my attention was on how the guys handled the conversations with this pretty girl. I was shocked to discover that 95% of these guys are boring chatters.

As a business-minded person, I want to meet her and a negotiate a deal. I want to turn her chats with men (names and some parts censored) to a book and title it Facebook Her — The Secrets of How to Chat With a Woman on Facebook Most Men Don't Know, Make Her Laugh, and Fall In Love With You Without Being Boring.

I want to analyze all the chats and tell men why it's fun or boring and how to do it better.

Is this a good idea? Sure it is.
Also, why are most of these men boring?

Some times, it takes a non-boring girl to bring the fun side of a guy.

Imagine asking a girl, "How are you doing?" and then you get a response like, "5n". You'd be so damn pissed, you might even give up on the conversion.

Even when you are hilarious. Some girls might just put up the laughing emojis and that ends it. How annoying?

vhuqnl:
There's a thread on it on nl. I once researched the place, even got admitted but my mama no gree. Read the thread

Why exactly? What's wrong with Poland?