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Family › Re: 87 Yr Old Chinese Man Disowns Children After Having Child With 37-Year-Old Wife by jamesversion: 2:39pm On Dec 18, 2025
Man no dey expire.

Na only women get biological clock.
Education › Re: Peter Obi, Amaechi, Governor Lawal Attend Datti Baba-Ahmed's Daughter's Wedding by jamesversion: 7:47pm On Dec 16, 2025
AndroBlaze:
I wonder how extreme poverty will ever end in the North, when their ruling class always insists on marrying themselves. Funny people.
When your time to marry reach, go marry poor girl from poverty home. After 2yrs in the marriage, you go cry.
Autos › Re: 2010 Mercedes Benz C300 ••• 6.5m !!!! by jamesversion: 10:06pm On Dec 15, 2025
davidtuzy:
Urgent Fastest Finger Deal ❗
I'm in PH, I dunno if I TF money to my cuz to bring this car down to PH, if my cousin will not vanish with my money.

He lives there in Chevron drive, Lekki.
Politics › Re: Governor Fubara celebrates Wike At 58 by jamesversion: 2:23pm On Dec 13, 2025
Fake celebration. Believe Fubara at your own peril
Family › Re: Abeg! Make Una See D's Single Guy Wey No Want Leave Married Woman by jamesversion: 5:59pm On Dec 06, 2025
Umimi7:
Hi House,
Please I need both Christians and Muslims to judge D's matter...
In my area 200unit, Lokoja, Kogi State. Dere is a guy dt is a Christian dt is bothering me for marriage, the problem is 1. Am a Muslim 2). Am a married woman 3). I hate D's fool
The boy was convinced by his pastor, n since den six years now, d guy has refused to stay away from me, I tot he has mental problem DTS why I didn't bother too much bt please D's is getting disgusting. He is still not married at 40years and dere are many single Christian ladies in Deir 30's looking for husband he refused to marry dem, he is a fanatic and is hoping one day aw follow him to church lol, please is D's appropriate and he is so desparate and refuses to sit down n think of his life. Religion can really be manipulative, an end time pastor has put D's guy on a path of self destruction......
A picture of you would help for a proper assessment of your physical attributes that has made him lose his senses.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Multipolarism Versus Hegemonism - The Great Power Shift Of The 21st Century by jamesversion: 12:32am On Dec 04, 2025
pansophist:
Just in case you need another perspective why the west are so obsessed with conquering Russia, take a look at this map.

The circled tiny green country below is Bangladesh, while the red one above is Russia, and Bangladesh have more population than Russia.

Russia is at least twice larger than contiguous USA, and the most resource rich country in the world and arguably the only country than can go completely autarkic and will be just fine.

If any country is a natural superpower by the very virtue of its existence, it’s Russia.
Mercator map doesn't portray the true reality.
Celebrities › Re: Reggae Legend, Jimmy Cliff Dies At 81 by jamesversion: 9:37pm On Nov 25, 2025
[quote author=stormborn28 post=137600254][/quote]Something my Dad used to play when I was little. I'm almost in my 40s.

Lucky Dube made a cover of that song in 1991 while Jimmy Cliffs version was 1974.

You for ask google before you feel the need to jump on my mention.
Celebrities › Re: Reggae Legend, Jimmy Cliff Dies At 81 by jamesversion: 6:52pm On Nov 25, 2025
Phraences:
This is funny. Is it that they are hard to differentiate?? grin
Uncle oversabi.

Celebrities › Re: Reggae Legend, Jimmy Cliff Dies At 81 by jamesversion: 6:50pm On Nov 25, 2025
stormborn28:
That one is Luck Dube

Celebrities › Re: Reggae Legend, Jimmy Cliff Dies At 81 by jamesversion: 6:49pm On Nov 25, 2025
Rapmoney:
That is Lucky Dube, not Jimmy Cliff.

Celebrities › Re: Reggae Legend, Jimmy Cliff Dies At 81 by jamesversion: 11:06pm On Nov 24, 2025
House of Exile by Jimmy Cliff. My Dad plays it almost everyday those days.
Romance › Re: My Girl Broke Up With Me Because Of Hairstyle Money. by jamesversion: 1:59pm On Nov 22, 2025
irumole1975:
I didn’t know what to say so I just left her on read. And I liked one of the msgs where she prayed for me. I wish her well tho
You cannot take care of a lady and you're proud of it.

Shame on you.
Fashion › Re: Abuja To Host Miss Africa International 2025 With 30 Delegates by jamesversion: 10:34am On Nov 22, 2025
Beauty Queens in an unsafe environment. No wahala, anything dem see, make dem take. AlexReport continue hosting them.
Sports › Re: Russia Plans To Host World Cup For Non Qualified Teams by jamesversion: 12:00pm On Nov 20, 2025
Nigeria should attend this one. grin grin grin

Na here our level dey.. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Phones › Re: I Want My Neighbours To Use My MTN Unlimited internet But One Does yahoo by jamesversion: 4:51pm On Nov 10, 2025
cyberbro:
Better to stop them from connecting to your wifi, cos if something happens I don't trust Nigerian law enforcement to actually investigate enough to know who really committed the crime, especially with the way EFCC is fond of raiding and packing anyone and everyone.

Once that IP is reported for fraud and your ISP identifies you as the registrant, na you dem go face.

While each device connected has its own unique internal IP and MAC address, the fact remains that the public viewable IP only traces back to you, so no let niceness land you for prison.

Shalom.
VPN.
Business › Re: Standard Chartered To Close Accounts With Less Than N7.5m Balance From Feb 2026 by jamesversion: 12:48pm On Nov 10, 2025
Buharidgeneral:
Welcome to Opay
grin. Keke drivers bank. grin
Politics › Re: Tribe With Most Beautiful Cities In Nigeria Not Igbos (photos). by jamesversion: 1:39pm On Nov 08, 2025
Toruibestate:
First picture Bonny
Second picture Abonema
3rd picture Buguma
4th picture Okrika.

All owned by Ijaws.
You wish you were from Rivers state. grin

Your Obsession with Rivers state is on another level.

Okrika does not own shit in PH. Any day they want to leave Rivers state, that is when you will know. Tenant no fit carry land go.
Politics › Re: Igbo Becomes The 4th Largest Tribe In Nigeria As This Tribe Takes 3rd. (Photos). by jamesversion: 10:02am On Nov 08, 2025
If Ijaws came to Nigeria 12,874 years ago, then they are just coming to Nigeira. Some of us have been in Nigeria 50,878 years ago.

grin cheesy grin
Politics › Re: Igbo Becomes The 4th Largest Tribe In Nigeria As This Tribe Takes 3rd. (Photos). by jamesversion: 9:59am On Nov 08, 2025
caleboxylic:
Lol! jo men making noise. He said he migrated from Egypt!!!
I be Ikwerreman. My neighbours on the right, the Igbos, came from Israel. grin

My neighbours on the left, the Ijaw, came from Egypt. grin grin

And dem dey disturb for Nigeria. Imagine!!!!
Politics › Re: Two Hardest Tribes In Nigeria To Arrest By Government!! by jamesversion: 9:09pm On Nov 05, 2025
Make dem hold this boy for hand oh. grin grin

This map wey una draw, na only for board e go remain.
Autos › Re: Na This Kind Crosstour Wey Dey Make Benz Owners Silent by jamesversion: 8:19am On Nov 04, 2025
Tyautor:
grin
Abeg, make una calm down… this Crosstour clean pass 90% of the cars wey dey road right now. No scratches, no wahala, just pure flex and comfort — and yes, ₦17M only.
Lolz. Ordinary Honda Crosstour. Be like say you migrate to Nigeria from Rwanda. grin
Politics › Re: The Only Tribe That Have Power To Seperate Nigeria Into Different Countries!! by jamesversion: 10:39pm On Oct 30, 2025
Ijaw is 4th largest tribe in your fvcking dreams. cheesy grin grin
Business › Re: 7 Red Flags When Shopping Online In Nigeria by jamesversion: 10:15am On Oct 29, 2025
Saturnalia:
Anybody shopping online in Nigeria is simply setting themselves up to be scammed.

I would only do that if those people from Biafra have gotten their Utopian Republic.

If I want to buy anything, I will simply carry my legs waka enter any store where whatever I need is being sold. I no get time & energy for avoidable drama.
So Jumia and Temu aren't only shops??
Politics › Re: Total Oil And Gas Derivation Paid To Mineral-producing States by jamesversion: 7:22pm On Oct 28, 2025
Lagos has oil, Lagos has oil. Is it spiritual??
Family › Re: Lady Narrates How Her Ex-partner’s Entire Family Urged Her To Leave Their Son by jamesversion: 8:25pm On Oct 27, 2025
Mariangeles:
If his entire family had to tell her that, then I'd really like to know what she saw in him in the first place, that the family didn't see.
It must've been something really "amazing".
Big Díck. grin
Business › Re: States Where The Wealthiest 20% Of Nigerians Can Be Found by jamesversion: 7:46pm On Oct 27, 2025
Parameters please??
Politics › Re: "I Won't Stand For Re-election In 2027, I Am Above 40 Yrs" - Sokoto Reps Member by jamesversion: 12:34pm On Oct 26, 2025
richmond500:
Wait, what did I just read?
I swear. I couldn't believe my eyes. shocked
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Nigerian Nuclear Reactor by jamesversion: 12:31pm On Oct 26, 2025
Any location a nuclear rector is placed in Nigeria, is at serious risk.

Nigerians with their nonchalant attitude will be a disaster waiting to happen.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Imports 15 Billion Litres Of Petrol Despite Dangote Refinery Output by jamesversion: 1:45pm On Oct 25, 2025
chatinent:
I have a story to tell about a tortoise.

This Tortoise, though small and slow, was the cleverest and the most greedy creature in the whole land. He wasn't happy just owning all the finest and even controlling the major city in his community with his pawns in key areas; he wanted to own your very breath!

The name of this tortoise is Iroko.

Iroko looked at the poor farmers and market women and said, "You all look too happy! I think you should give me a new, heavier tax!" So he made the government start over-taxing every single person, even on the smallest things they bought.


His most famous big trick, though, was the one he played with Petrol. He had earlier made his predecessors the Minister of Petrol in the animal kingdom because he had plans of chairing that seat someday so it won't look new when he came.

Listen closely: The Tortoise's own community has the biggest pond of petrol in the whole village! But he stands up and says, "Oh, my people, we must import this fuel from far away because we don't have enough!" Yet, the truth, whispered by the wind, is that he has a big, secret factory—a refinery—in a place called Maltarata. Let's call it Malta for short.


The wicked Tortoise takes the petrol from his community's pond at a very, very cheap price, sends it to his own factory in Malta, cleans it up, and then sells it back to the community at a very high price!
He then snatched the fuel money—the Subsidy—away, claiming the cost was too much for the village to bear. The cost of everything shot to the moon! He promised to show everyone the big pile of money he saved, but that money has simply disappeared, leaving no accountability at all.


Should we blame the rat? Or the pigs? Where are the cows?

Just like the many whispers about his own great wealth, which has no honest beginning, only old tales of corruption and big money bags forfeited in a foreign court long ago. And when it was time for the whole land to pick a new ruler, the Tortoise, using his long, clever neck, worked a kind of rigging so smart it was foolish, ensuring his own children and friends got the best roles?

The villagers demanded for accountability. But he asked them if they will eat statistics..."na statistics we go chop?"

And since then, nothing happened to the tortoise. Every good thing that could ever happen went into oblivion because Lucifer was cast into the earth.

What did you learn from this tales by moonlight?
A few years back I'd have attempted to read your story.

I hope the story was nice and you made your point.
Food › Re: Cooked with firewood, pick your choice. by jamesversion: 8:02pm On Oct 24, 2025
Why did you cook with firewood.

I will pick none because you used firewood.

Next time use a renewable source of energy.

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