₦airaland Forum

House of Exile by Jimmy Cliff. My Dad plays it almost everyday those days.

irumole1975:
I didn’t know what to say so I just left her on read. And I liked one of the msgs where she prayed for me. I wish her well tho

You cannot take care of a lady and you're proud of it.

Shame on you.

Beauty Queens in an unsafe environment. No wahala, anything dem see, make dem take. AlexReport continue hosting them.

Nigeria should attend this one.

Na here our level dey..

cyberbro:
Better to stop them from connecting to your wifi, cos if something happens I don't trust Nigerian law enforcement to actually investigate enough to know who really committed the crime, especially with the way EFCC is fond of raiding and packing anyone and everyone.

Once that IP is reported for fraud and your ISP identifies you as the registrant, na you dem go face.

While each device connected has its own unique internal IP and MAC address, the fact remains that the public viewable IP only traces back to you, so no let niceness land you for prison.

Shalom.

VPN.

Buharidgeneral:
Welcome to Opay

. Keke drivers bank.

Toruibestate:
First picture Bonny
Second picture Abonema
3rd picture Buguma
4th picture Okrika.

All owned by Ijaws.

You wish you were from Rivers state.

Your Obsession with Rivers state is on another level.

Okrika does not own shit in PH. Any day they want to leave Rivers state, that is when you will know. Tenant no fit carry land go.

If Ijaws came to Nigeria 12,874 years ago, then they are just coming to Nigeira. Some of us have been in Nigeria 50,878 years ago.

caleboxylic:
Lol! jo men making noise. He said he migrated from Egypt!!!

I be Ikwerreman. My neighbours on the right, the Igbos, came from Israel.

My neighbours on the left, the Ijaw, came from Egypt.

And dem dey disturb for Nigeria. Imagine!!!!

Make dem hold this boy for hand oh.

This map wey una draw, na only for board e go remain.

Tyautor:

Abeg, make una calm down… this Crosstour clean pass 90% of the cars wey dey road right now. No scratches, no wahala, just pure flex and comfort — and yes, ₦17M only.

Lolz. Ordinary Honda Crosstour. Be like say you migrate to Nigeria from Rwanda.

Ijaw is 4th largest tribe in your fvcking dreams.

Saturnalia:
Anybody shopping online in Nigeria is simply setting themselves up to be scammed.

I would only do that if those people from Biafra have gotten their Utopian Republic.

If I want to buy anything, I will simply carry my legs waka enter any store where whatever I need is being sold. I no get time & energy for avoidable drama.

So Jumia and Temu aren't only shops??

Lagos has oil, Lagos has oil. Is it spiritual??

Mariangeles:
If his entire family had to tell her that, then I'd really like to know what she saw in him in the first place, that the family didn't see.
It must've been something really "amazing".

Big Díck.

Parameters please??

richmond500:
Wait, what did I just read?

I swear. I couldn't believe my eyes.

Any location a nuclear rector is placed in Nigeria, is at serious risk.

Nigerians with their nonchalant attitude will be a disaster waiting to happen.

chatinent:
I have a story to tell about a tortoise.

This Tortoise, though small and slow, was the cleverest and the most greedy creature in the whole land. He wasn't happy just owning all the finest and even controlling the major city in his community with his pawns in key areas; he wanted to own your very breath!

The name of this tortoise is Iroko.

Iroko looked at the poor farmers and market women and said, "You all look too happy! I think you should give me a new, heavier tax!" So he made the government start over-taxing every single person, even on the smallest things they bought.


His most famous big trick, though, was the one he played with Petrol. He had earlier made his predecessors the Minister of Petrol in the animal kingdom because he had plans of chairing that seat someday so it won't look new when he came.

Listen closely: The Tortoise's own community has the biggest pond of petrol in the whole village! But he stands up and says, "Oh, my people, we must import this fuel from far away because we don't have enough!" Yet, the truth, whispered by the wind, is that he has a big, secret factory—a refinery—in a place called Maltarata. Let's call it Malta for short.


The wicked Tortoise takes the petrol from his community's pond at a very, very cheap price, sends it to his own factory in Malta, cleans it up, and then sells it back to the community at a very high price!
He then snatched the fuel money—the Subsidy—away, claiming the cost was too much for the village to bear. The cost of everything shot to the moon! He promised to show everyone the big pile of money he saved, but that money has simply disappeared, leaving no accountability at all.


Should we blame the rat? Or the pigs? Where are the cows?

Just like the many whispers about his own great wealth, which has no honest beginning, only old tales of corruption and big money bags forfeited in a foreign court long ago. And when it was time for the whole land to pick a new ruler, the Tortoise, using his long, clever neck, worked a kind of rigging so smart it was foolish, ensuring his own children and friends got the best roles?

The villagers demanded for accountability. But he asked them if they will eat statistics..."na statistics we go chop?"

And since then, nothing happened to the tortoise. Every good thing that could ever happen went into oblivion because Lucifer was cast into the earth.

What did you learn from this tales by moonlight?

A few years back I'd have attempted to read your story.

I hope the story was nice and you made your point.

Why did you cook with firewood.

I will pick none because you used firewood.

Next time use a renewable source of energy.

Imindmybusiness:
Correct yourself. Azikiwe is an Igbo word. Asi-ka-iwe pronounced as azikiwe means hate is stronger than anger. Older generation bore names based on their personal experiences or whatever suited their situations and beliefs. Thank you for your attention on this matter.

Donald Trump.

Toruibestate:
If Ijaw is mushroom tribe, Nigeria would have just swallowed Ijaw expecially during the time of the Militancy but Ijaw is not mosquito that you can just clap hands and it's over.

Ijaw is actually that mosquito siting on the blockus. Extra caution is required in dealing with the mosquito.

If not for oil/gas pipelines passing thru Ijawland, Nobody would ever care about people living inside swamp and mangrove forest.

Toruibestate:
I once asked a recently retired Major General in Nigeria Army why coups no longer happen easily in Nigeria. He explained that things changed drastically after the attempted coup that nearly claimed the life of former military ruler, Ibrahim Babangida.


According to him, the military intelligence system was completely overhauled after that incident. It became so advanced, sophisticated, and deeply embedded across all security units that planning or executing a coup today is almost impossible without being detected early.


That’s why, since that time, Nigeria hasn’t witnessed a single successful coup.


@Ditari of Ijaw.

You ended up telling us nothing. Such a simplistic write up, after literally wetting my appetite.

Are we sure she doesn't have a hand in his death?

You left Wike alone and sued Channels TV instead. How??

Ozzyk:
It is a problem in marriage.....

It becomes a problem if you see it as a problem. Sex is never a problem in Nigeria. You must be willing to outsource it tho.

Ozzyk:
We got married in ending of August
We didn't have anything to do together at all during our 2 year courtship
She's really adorable and a Godly babe to the core
On the second night of our wedding I confirmed she was a virgin
Sadly our honeymoon only lasted Barely 2 weeks before she missed her period
Here is the issue;
Since over a month and some few weeks now she won't let me touch her, in fact it's like my touches irritate her, no sex, no kiss, no smooching, no touching
It sometimes feels we're just house mates who shares same matrimonial bed together
I have tried to talk to her many times about my sexual wellness but she seems not interested at all
My marriage is less than 2 months and I am already over a month sex starved
Perhaps she sometimes complains of pregnancy cramps but this should not com at the detriment of my sexual well being.....
And besides she's goes to work everyday but the moments she gets home she won't let me touch not even slight touches not to talk of sex or romance....
I am already tired 😩

If sex is what you need, it is not a problem.

Infact getting sex in Nigeria has never been a problem.

See stress na. Nigerians and Nigeria really love stress.

ebubeson:
Which of These Options Scare You Most in Modern Day Marriage?

(a) Paternity Fraud.
(b) Cheating in Marriage
(c) Disrespect
(d) Fiance or Fiancee Sleeping with EX/Someone before wedding day.
(e) Spending your hard-earned money on the wrong person.
(f) Deceit.
(g) No true love in many people.
(f) Past body counts.

We have good marriages anyway.

How many f dey your list??

Richtaiwo:
If he says he is Yoruba, so be it.

Yoruba has accounted for over 70% of national activists, counting from pre-colonial era.

As it stands today, check out the prominent activists, they are Yoruba.

God bless the Yoruba nation.

Yorubas are the biggest beneficiaries of the Nigerian federation. So they are naturally more invested.

I don't take any Yorubas activist against BAT seriously because i believed such a person is an implant.