₦airaland Forum

Toruibestate:
More pictures coming.

This is the Yenagoa you don't see on media.


@General Ditari.

Lolz. See local village.

FlyingRodeo:
I need a female friend with benefits in mainland Lagos.

I am moderately okay financially, and I have a fairly good job. I am looking for someone who has job too, somewhere between 18 and 35.

If you are interested send an email to rodeoflying@yahoo.com.

Thank you.

You dropped email, like they're supposed to send their CV for ordinary FWB??

Na wah for some Nigerians.

For this Economy, you dey balance equation..

Mariangeles:
"I also called the girl to fix the road"?
Who is Amaechi referring to so condescendingly, that he cannot address by name?
So shameful!

She's his babe. Infact one of his babes when he was governor

yungchap:
Mid week sales

The paint is shouting.

Samantha125:
Take swimming lessons... It's never too late to learn.

He beter learn how to swim or one day Operation Dudula might meet him in that Ocean.

MadamExcellency:
That story is outdated and irrelevant to addressing misgovernance and impoverishment caused by the APC.

Outdated to you because in Igboland, words and promises mean nothing. It says alot about your value system when you believe you can say something and not be held accountable.

Toruibestate:
I know say when you come you must perform your random miracles.

You this guy
Wetin I do you

In case you don't know, we live together.
We even have a 4 years old daughter but it's this one I doubt because he too yellow.
Though his mum isn't dark and her father is fair just like my mum.

Ok, but Na your wife or your baby mama??

If na your wife, show us wedding picture.

Me I get 2 pikin from 2 different baby mama. But dem no be my wife.

If I see white woman, I go marry. But Nigerian girls are only good for baby mama.

Ditari, you get millions for your Opay account, use N150k from d money go do DNA test.

DitariIzon:
Look at these two portraits.
How does this child look like me?
He is two months old here and I just took the picture some few minutes ago where I was collecting fresh air at one shade.

Which wife?

Show us wedding pictures.

You just give one Ijaw girl belle, con dey claim Wife

How can a driver run into a stationary trailer in the morning, when every where is bright. Was the driver planning to commit suicide??

Toruibestate:
See what our Ijaws of Akwa-Ibom are doing.
They have 8 LGAs in present Akwa-Ibom State.
Half Ukanafun and half Ikot Abasi both of Ibani Ijaws to make it the 8.


See what OBOLO Ijaws did.
Even fix Ijaw flag in their State government house.

@General Ditari.

What is your brand of Kai-kai?? I suppose dey follow you take am.

What are my chances of getting a wife from Ukraine, as the deficit of young men due to the needless war with Russia has obviously created a surplus of women.

For someone to get married at 26yrs in Nigeria, the person probably came from money.

26yrs. Wow.

mrvitalis:
For political rally

So you don't know Obi gallivanting allover Nigeia is for political reasons too??

Or are you that naive?

Crucialgem:
So I saw the story of the guy that was scared to do his HIV test made me remember the story of this my guy

So this guy is a grade one womanizer like those staunch one thats always scrolling dating site to look for new catch. So on this occasion he re connected with this long time babe that was a friend to one of his girl back then, so they exchanged number and they started calling and chatting(Just his normal routine if he doesn't want to spend much money for HK) the girl was staying alone so apparently he was planning a visit to her crib. A day before going he uploaded her picture and and put a sort of emoji that showed they were together, boom his old time girl that he knew the babe from just DMed him and was asking him if he was now going out with the girl

He just thought probably she was jealous and all and started giving her straight answers, Omo!! The girl just burst the guy bubbles that she was HIV positive at first he thought the lady was bad-mouthing the girl not until the girl started sending evidences to him of her HIV test results Omo!!!! my guy nearly run mad

This was the girl he was supposed to go and see the next day and Omo I can bet my balls that he was going to lay her that next day and I am not sure he is a condom guy

He confronted the girl and all, at first she was denying it when he sent her the test results she started confessing that ehnn she did it a long time but it wasnt real that she has been praying about it, but then he had seen her with those HIV drug before but he wasn't sure so na when katakata burst he reconnected all the story together

Guys lets play safe outside there. Omo anytime I remember that story it is always giving me chills. If you see the particular girl she is just a normal girl you can approach on the road they don't write this thing for head ooo.

HIV is not the end of the world.


How many characters needed, eh, Seun??

mrvitalis:
Yes as a presidential candidate coming to campaign sure he needs to inform you

But as an individual coming for business?

How wike confuse the two situation is what exactly I don't get

When Douye Diri said Wike should not come to Bayelsa, what did you say?

DitariIzon:
Ijaws are larger than Igbos.

How did you arrive at that assumption??

DitariIzon:
@jamesversion what did you say that is so forbidden that Seun deleted it?

Seun dey jobless na.

I only said Ijaw is minority of minority, according to the Honourable minister of FCT.

Nowayback10:
Bring this car
and park it at
My stand in
Abuja.

Or let's chat on WhatsApp 08146089982

See your life??

You want it at your stand so you can inflate the price.

chrisxxx:
The Igbos know this and they gave been doing everything to change the chemistry.

You should be ashamed of yourself. Imagine being hysterical over nothing.

Al these short cars sef. That's why I rarely drive my Lexus IS 250. Feels like you're on the ground.

DitariIzon:
Werey
Hahaha.
Hmm.
Rest na you nogo gree .
Ehn fine boy?

You get upto 100 accounts for Nairaland.

Rest na.

Your state of Origin is Bayelsa, but you are bent on causing division in Delta state.

No Ijaw in Rivers

mrvitalis:
Same Obi talked about how he lived lavished lifestyle as an under graduate? That he has cars not car ooh

Obi has never talked about not spending personal money, he even talked how he used fly business class to London every Friday and return on Sunday

Obi has only said, people in government should not live lavished lifestyle because Nigeria is a very poor nation

As for wine... There is no bigger wine importer in Nigeria than Obi family the next group
He even said in arise that he used to bring wine for arise owner in those days

Obi was talked how he inherited 170 million dollars from his mom and grew it to over 550 million dollars

So I don't understand why Obi serving guest in his personal house with crystal wine that he imports ooh is something anyone should worry about

Some of you are very gullible.

Inherited 170million dollars from his mum, indeed!!!

Americans who print dollars as their legal tender will be shocked at Nigerians.

Deepspirituals:
Barren for 19 years, The Woman is well to do , Husband Couldn't impregnate her , She is fed up , She wouldn't wants to leave this world without a Child, Armed Robbers Invaded the House , Raped the Woman, She went to Hospital to Clean herself . Yet She Became Pregnant , What would You Advise her.. To Terminate ?

In this case, what does the woman want because her husband could easily remarry and get a child from another woman, but if she terminates the pregnancy, good luck getting another baby.

Kasongo eh. Kasaongo bana we wo.


I no get 40 characters to type oh, Seun.