₦airaland Forum

ChildOfDoom:
So I had about 14000 naira in my Opay account (which I hustled through some online stuff). I had planned to discipline myself on how to spend wisely. On checking my balance, I surprisingly saw 9000 naira. Checking my transaction history, I discovered that one loan app I owed, had debited 5000 naira via my linked opay card on their site.

I quickly withdrew the remaining 9000 naira. 'it's better I use it on myself than to lose the rest'. I decided to check out a location near my house I normally hear loud music and see ladies standing outside. To my greatest surprise, it was a coded brothel!!

I have seen a location I will be relaxing and charging my phone when I have small cash. Hopefully I get to relax, spend 3k on drinks and look for a girl that will manage 6k for short time there. Buying a new shoe can wait. If I need food, my mum will turn up.

Relaxing in a brothel is far better than in a betshop where tears is in abundance.

Carry On. You're living fine. Reminds me of my life style in 2011-2015. I even get asewo babe for brothel wey dey do me well. Back den.

Trial and error government of Tinubu.

If not for shame,.he would have reversed fuel subsidy. He just doesn't want to paint a picture of someone who doesn't know what he's doing.

Ehnyah. Brooke people forum.

Denari sorry oh.

Softmirror:
The British gave room for secession, other opportunities arose to separate. The Northern political elite once stood against a one Nigeria. Even Awolowo, the Yoruba political elite was determined to not to be part of a one Nigeria.

The person wey God no go forgive sabi himself.

It's not too late to secede. Acting like you're doing anybody a favour. If e sure for Yoruba to be on their own, they would have done it decades ago.

Anyone who wants to swear before God is an unserious person. Come to Ozuzu in Etche and swear before Amadioha.

CoronaVirusPro:
I am done. I can’t go lower.

Soothe yourself.

CoronaVirusPro:
I will give you a second opportunity to look at the picture and rephrase.

I will be waiting.

You're the one who is supposed to take a good look at your picture.

the whole weight of the bridge lies on the pillars, the cables are not carrying any weight. It is as clear as day.

CoronaVirusPro:
😆😆😆😆😆


Why do Anambra Governors love FAKE suspension bridges.


What are this cables actually suspending? 😆😆😆😆😆

Obiano built same.

The architect and chief engineer need to be arrested and jailed. This is the peak of unprofessionalism.

Even the overhyped one in Lagos is a fake suspension bridge becos the cable do not carry any real weight.

Toruibestate:
More pictures coming.

This is the Yenagoa you don't see on media.


@General Ditari.

Lolz. See local village.

FlyingRodeo:
I need a female friend with benefits in mainland Lagos.

I am moderately okay financially, and I have a fairly good job. I am looking for someone who has job too, somewhere between 18 and 35.

If you are interested send an email to rodeoflying@yahoo.com.

Thank you.

You dropped email, like they're supposed to send their CV for ordinary FWB??

Na wah for some Nigerians.

For this Economy, you dey balance equation..

Mariangeles:
"I also called the girl to fix the road"?
Who is Amaechi referring to so condescendingly, that he cannot address by name?
So shameful!

She's his babe. Infact one of his babes when he was governor

yungchap:
Mid week sales

The paint is shouting.

Samantha125:
Take swimming lessons... It's never too late to learn.

He beter learn how to swim or one day Operation Dudula might meet him in that Ocean.

MadamExcellency:
That story is outdated and irrelevant to addressing misgovernance and impoverishment caused by the APC.

Outdated to you because in Igboland, words and promises mean nothing. It says alot about your value system when you believe you can say something and not be held accountable.

Toruibestate:
I know say when you come you must perform your random miracles.

You this guy
Wetin I do you

In case you don't know, we live together.
We even have a 4 years old daughter but it's this one I doubt because he too yellow.
Though his mum isn't dark and her father is fair just like my mum.

Ok, but Na your wife or your baby mama??

If na your wife, show us wedding picture.

Me I get 2 pikin from 2 different baby mama. But dem no be my wife.

If I see white woman, I go marry. But Nigerian girls are only good for baby mama.

Ditari, you get millions for your Opay account, use N150k from d money go do DNA test.

DitariIzon:
Look at these two portraits.
How does this child look like me?
He is two months old here and I just took the picture some few minutes ago where I was collecting fresh air at one shade.

Which wife?

Show us wedding pictures.

You just give one Ijaw girl belle, con dey claim Wife

How can a driver run into a stationary trailer in the morning, when every where is bright. Was the driver planning to commit suicide??

Toruibestate:
See what our Ijaws of Akwa-Ibom are doing.
They have 8 LGAs in present Akwa-Ibom State.
Half Ukanafun and half Ikot Abasi both of Ibani Ijaws to make it the 8.


See what OBOLO Ijaws did.
Even fix Ijaw flag in their State government house.

@General Ditari.

What is your brand of Kai-kai?? I suppose dey follow you take am.

What are my chances of getting a wife from Ukraine, as the deficit of young men due to the needless war with Russia has obviously created a surplus of women.

For someone to get married at 26yrs in Nigeria, the person probably came from money.

26yrs. Wow.

mrvitalis:
For political rally

So you don't know Obi gallivanting allover Nigeia is for political reasons too??

Or are you that naive?

Crucialgem:
So I saw the story of the guy that was scared to do his HIV test made me remember the story of this my guy

So this guy is a grade one womanizer like those staunch one thats always scrolling dating site to look for new catch. So on this occasion he re connected with this long time babe that was a friend to one of his girl back then, so they exchanged number and they started calling and chatting(Just his normal routine if he doesn't want to spend much money for HK) the girl was staying alone so apparently he was planning a visit to her crib. A day before going he uploaded her picture and and put a sort of emoji that showed they were together, boom his old time girl that he knew the babe from just DMed him and was asking him if he was now going out with the girl

He just thought probably she was jealous and all and started giving her straight answers, Omo!! The girl just burst the guy bubbles that she was HIV positive at first he thought the lady was bad-mouthing the girl not until the girl started sending evidences to him of her HIV test results Omo!!!! my guy nearly run mad

This was the girl he was supposed to go and see the next day and Omo I can bet my balls that he was going to lay her that next day and I am not sure he is a condom guy

He confronted the girl and all, at first she was denying it when he sent her the test results she started confessing that ehnn she did it a long time but it wasnt real that she has been praying about it, but then he had seen her with those HIV drug before but he wasn't sure so na when katakata burst he reconnected all the story together

Guys lets play safe outside there. Omo anytime I remember that story it is always giving me chills. If you see the particular girl she is just a normal girl you can approach on the road they don't write this thing for head ooo.

HIV is not the end of the world.


How many characters needed, eh, Seun??

mrvitalis:
Yes as a presidential candidate coming to campaign sure he needs to inform you

But as an individual coming for business?

How wike confuse the two situation is what exactly I don't get

When Douye Diri said Wike should not come to Bayelsa, what did you say?

DitariIzon:
Ijaws are larger than Igbos.

How did you arrive at that assumption??

DitariIzon:
@jamesversion what did you say that is so forbidden that Seun deleted it?

Seun dey jobless na.

I only said Ijaw is minority of minority, according to the Honourable minister of FCT.