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foto no dey lie

baby.me:
The prophet looks hungry

NO BI SMALL THING OO MY DEAR, HEHEHEHEHE

9ja no dey carry last, lol

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Abegi oh! No bring al-qeeda oh! Lol! Anyway, na cows go vote for u!

@hakunajay khai why i go talk say na only malu i go vote alone? anyway malu i get the right to vote por constitution, as por akeda or al-qeeda,na por us to dominate america to become world power



@ sledge406 as por u i no get waytin i go tell am por u coz u are conpuse por waytin i dey happen por my county, suffering and smiling na i dey face everyday. i dey look porward por ur own joke i go create.


@Spyker No pare, abi i still dey por skool? na poly i dey? u are brilliant but na expo i do? but i no say Abacha? no worry i no go spoil am like bepor , na to repair i dey por now.

@Cheiii yo-wa na only mi i bi good nigerian i dey por this NL, no worry i go make mi minister por but no eat the money oo remember na chop i chop ,use the money develop the country

ehehehehe, I DON LAUGH TIRE, no worry i hold something,
Fellow Nigerians,na mi i bi the only jamoojames in NL,who go for skool and come back home with ITT,BBC,CNN,AIT even NTA now i dey look porward to bring home AKEDA.so i see skool and skool see mi,i read am por politics section where everybody i won kill myselp por complain on how my country i go better,khai i read am say Nigeria i need road por everywhere and metro as another means of transport,say i need so many things way bi say i no happen.
I say me i don know waytin i go do in the 2011 election sebi i kno say i don win already? na mi bi the only aboki way i won repair waytin i don spoil bepor who i get the ambition to make my country better por the second time as a civilian president,i build road,bridge,create states etc. no tell me who i bi oo,coz i never won tell anybody my party yet but vote por mi if i tell una my political party name. my goverment na chop i chop , i kno say too many graduate i dey Nigeria i no get work,whalai i get am por agenda, if i no understand waytin agenda i mean , na plan.

(1) ALL THE PEOPLE I DEY UNIFASITY, NA POLICE AND SSS I GO SEND DEM GO DO, NO BI TEACHER AGAIN.

(2) ALL THE PEOPLE I DEY POLYTECHNIC,NA PHCN AND MAINTAINANCE POR GOVERNMENT PROPERTY.

(3) ALL THE PINKIN WAY I GO SKOOL COME SAY DAD MY HEAD NO CARRY SKOOL, NA SOLDIER DEM GO DO AND NAVAL.
(DEM MAMA SOLDIER)

(4) MINIMUM WAGE NA 45,000 SO THAT U NO GO PIT BRIBE POLICE OR PHCN WITH 20NAIRA.

(5) ALL THOSE WAY I SAY I NO WON READ ABC POR SKOOL ATALL , NA TOWN-COUNCIL.(SECURITY) OPC

(6) WAIT I GET AM POR PLAN POR SO MAY FEPLE,EVEN AREA BOYZ POR OSHODI.

& EMPLOYMENT I GO PLENTY EVERYWHERE, NO BI JOKE.


TELL ME IF I GO WIN OR NOT. IF U SUPPORT ME U GO MINISTER POR OR ORP.

And when the guy respond immediately, that should be EFFECTIVE Marketing. no time!

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all these crap about igbos loving money all come across to me as compliments! we cant just make do wit a little. we want the whole nine yards.

@ THE THREAD , HAS ANYONE THOUGHT ABOUT THOSE TWO GUYS BEEN SAMSON when he said we don hammer? that is self confidence, lol

nice joke, hope she will understand, lmao

how e possible nah and how many yeare e take to draw this am?

cant help it , so funny maybe, who knows?

Oga : Common go back and put the phone numbers and
Complete address, silly boy!
That's how you get customers, !!!!, hilarious naija for life.

nice joke , but right information will have helped, lmao

just want to say u guys are great in here i do feel am home when i visit this site , infact Naija na the best people on earth. always lmao