₦airaland Forum

MrCork:
^^^nice..this fine babe loooooklike wife material!!

How many yards?

lahit14:
Umm!! Actually u can.... No offense, but u can choose to try a phone u would like to buy out, am sure one can negotiate that offer with the seller.. Eg: Abeg make I put my Sim test am whether e de get network...

wen no b tokunbo phone u dey buy... bros take am easy o. New phones are sold in sealed cartons...u can only start changing sims wen u av bought it.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Says who?

What if I just wanted to check if my sim was working in your own phone? [/color]

As far as av started using the phone, it is no longer new. Go alaba say u wan put simcard 4 phone wey u neva buy, den come back and tell me wetin ur eyes see.

lelvin:
Sister do the needful. You cannot buy a phone and say u will not insert simcard...u know what to do

Same way u can't put a simcard in a phone you have not paid for.

nwaamaikpe, iamlegend, papikush and mrcork

Ddy:
An idol is an image or other material object representing a deity or spirit to which religious
worship is addressed or any person or thing regarded with admiration, adoration, or devotion.
according to Wikipedia.
so let's talk bofun

lemme give u another definition of an idol. According to the Cambridge English Dictionary, an idol is " someone who is admired and respected very much. In that context, some of your lots idolize ur pastors and GOs so much that he or she becomes the "god" u see. Its not about what God says anymore but what daddy GO and mummy GO says. They criticize catholics for venerating holy pictures but go to their homes and cars, u will see different picture stickers of their GOs...some even go as far as bowing down to greet them...Talk of double standards. If anyone should be called a "born fool", its u cos ur thinking is so flawed...with ur one directional brain"...at this age and time an idol to u is a graven image...olodo...incase u don't know, a TV programme, a phone or human can b an idol. don't bother quoting me cos I won't reply u.

Ddy:
My parents are not image or molded statue.They are living beings.Dont think like a fool dear.If I ask u to go bow for that Oracle in ur village which we all know is a molded statue of someone,will u? Is virgin Maria statue all over world the same? They are different looks.be wise n receive sense

my dear, guess u are the one thinking like a fool. let me ask u a simple question, what is an idol? must it necessarily be a molded statue or an image?. wen u answer these questions, then we can talk.

skitkid2:
Nobody said you should bleep any guy you see.

If you love each other, bleeping is essential.

You mean you can date for 5years or so without bleeping?

Different strokes for different folks...

skitkid2:
What are you dating, if both of you guys don't Bleep?

Its 2017!

So becos its 2017, everyone should be bleeping?....woteva happened to morals...people date to know each other better, its not a license to bleep like there is no tomorrow.

Kowor:
She's pained, really. Hers is reversed psychology, no woman can be happy that her marriage is dissolved, matter how abusive it is. My opinion though. Correct me if am wrong.

My dear I beg to differ...nobody likes an abusive marriage....she may not be happy that she failed in her marriage... its very normal cos nobody wants to be a failure or be associated with failure. This is the main reason why people stay in abusive marriage, because of what people will say or how people will see them. They both contributed to the dissolution of their marriage...the dancing to me is a way of reassuring herself that d separation was the best option. Good for her, let's let her be....she has enough to deal wit already.

Op, u should have added "senseless" and " brain dead" to the youths...cos a reasonable youth with focus won't waste his or her life and time for stupid things like this.

NtoAkwaIbom:
hahahahaha,
I am not a nice person, trust me, it's better to not quote me if u are to low to understand, because whenever i descend to low people's standard to deal with their inability to understand me... they find it difficult to ever rise again trust me..
you should just pass.

mtsçhewwwwwww....next plz

NtoAkwaIbom:
I hate the fact that Nairaland has made me always look out for the next tribe... it's just always irritating that if this was sum1 from the "We all know region" they will claim on how they are better off than the rest of us,on how to they
were the best in all area..

I just hope, the owners of this message rare gem, won't also do the same thing, acting arrogant, forming a the " better than them" attitude we know the others for.. let's always celebrate these people as Nigerians and not as Tribalist.
I know say to some people I make sense, to the rest, pls go take a plunge in the Lagoon.

Who are "the others" that u speak of if I may ask? you are no better than the people u are speaking of. In short, yours is worst....if u are not forming better than them attitude, u shud av made ur point without referring to "the others"...its u and no other that is the tribal bigot here as far as am concerned.

Jabioro:
With what? is it for wasting her common talent of reproduction or what?.. She is a space occupier with no aims of making use of her space..

Maybe if u had read the post concisely, u won't have called her a space occupier. She took in children that were not her own and trained dem to be better....hence the reason why they want to and are celebrating her. Its better not to have kids than have the ones that will grow up to constitute nuisance in the society because their parents didn't train them well enough. You think everything lies in giving birth..."no child is better than 10 useless children".

FKO81:
Admissions not Applications

even in admissions....go through the list the op uploaded, IMO state has the highest number. Its obvious most of the people commenting didn't even go through the list.

Ekakamba:
Marriage is forking overrated! A good home (marriage) is base on LUCK!

its not luck, a good marriage is based on two determined people ready to brace all odds and make things work.

Bobbyrobby1:
nl people can judge sha,see them as them dey talk, saints,anyways na u carry ur problem come give them,nobody holy pass,just respect her wish,honestly r u ready to b a father? ask urself that really,don't think of urself only,as for the saints una weldone ooo,hypocrites smh

oga "non-saint", u get hand type becos dem no abort you bah... anyways op my own na since u said you want the baby and ur gf is saying otherwise, inform her parents and tell them ur stand...shud in case she decides to abort and things go haywire, no one will blame u. Meanwhile say no to premarital sex, it does more harm than good. Imagine the thinking wey dis young man go dey give him self now...pikin wey be bundle of joy wen gotten in the right way is now a source of wahala to the op and his gf.

golddust6000:
sure i wont be happy, but i will blame her for stealing. And it seem you are defending a criminal, you are just interested of her been unclad.

Am not defending any criminal, I am against the inhumane treatment that was meted out on her.

golddust6000:
Yes it does, it will bring shame to the person and his family, and the family can banish from the community. ima ihe bu osu na asusu igbo.

Hmmm...so let's assume the girl in question happened to be a sister, cousin, niece, aunt or even a close friend, will u be okay if she was stripped naked and her pictures gracing the front page of every blog and forum?

photoshoot:
What if the offender was a man?

oga stop with this your "what if the offender was a man. Stripping a thief is not justifiable, whether female or male.

golddust6000:
I will recommend you to read african history. During the olden days when someone steal the king or d chief priest will order him or her to be strip before the market square. Read your history pls.

Yea they were stripped unclad but has it in any way reduced or stopped stealing?

golddust6000:
Let me tell you, stripping someone naked has been working for africa even before the white man came to africa, and its helping us way better than jailing the thief. Shut up is never an insult.

That is a big fat lie. stripping and even burning a thief has not and will not stop stealing. Didn't u read a topic in this forum about a man whose hand was chopped off because he was caught stealing and how he was caught stealing again. It is just that the country is in a mess, if not, the scenario should have been..catch a thief, hand over to the police..the thief goes to court...if found guilty...be served a jail sentence where he is to undergo rehabilitation and even a handwork he can use to sustain himself if he eventually finish his jail sentence. But the system is bleeped up, that is why people like u see no wrong in stripping a human being naked becos of stealing.

golddust6000:
The guy did the right thing, can you say same thing if it happens to be a guy? If you are not in nigeria and dont know how the system works pls shut up and read comment.

Be it a girl or a guy, it is not right to strip someone naked just because he or she stole...we are not animals for Christ's sake. My dear, av lived in Nigeria and I have seen it all. Just because it happens, does mean it is right. And pls next time, don't tell me to shut up. If u have opinions that are different from mine, spell it out without insulting. There should be a difference between a thug on the street and u.

RichYoungNigga:

Wow

I love people like you

See how you stood up and quickly defended your fellow thief

The lady he met 3 days ago was so hungry for that thing the guy wanted which is sex, that's why she went to satisfy her sexual needs

Instead of laying down to receive her blessings, she stole something

whatever happened to reading comprehensively? where in his statement did he support the lady?. She was caught stealing..ok fine...hand her over to the police, that is what any reasonable "MAN" should do not stripping her naked. If she was someone close to you and you see her stripped naked, how would u feel? ...crazy world

Greenbullet:
you said bleeping like a IndecentStar will not change him ? Ahhhhhhhh, why is he cheating in the first place,my dear, when you give your husband good sex , assin the one that bust his brain, the thought of cheating will be abstract to his mind in fact, you guys are hardly ever gonna quarrel and even when you do, your husband will come and meet you to say "Dont do it again a O ", he go drag u enter bed because na there he want make una finish quarrel, all these married women who complain that their husband cheat on me,he comes home late, he doesn't eat my food, he doesn't do all sort of things, check them, their sex life is horrible, WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER, MY DAD ALWAYS CAME HOME EARLY, EVEN IF HE WAS WORKING LATE, HE WOULD MAKE SURE HE GOT HOME AS QUICKLY AS HE COULD, TO EAT AND BE WITH MY MUM, ONE DAY , I INVESTIGATED AND DOUND MY MUM GIVING HIM WHEELBARROW STYLE, MY DADDY EYES WERE JUST ROLLING , IN MY MIND " NO WONDER YOU NOR DEY TAY FOR OUTSIDE ".

Sweetheart, its not about the different styles u give him...a cheater will still want to know how nkechi, tobi, aishat's own taste like including d styles they know too. Am not saying married people should not be experimental but everything should have limits and moderation. Do you know the risks involved in anal sex? Well to each his own.

Greenbullet:
Nigerian wife's are too unserious and restrictive in their marriage, if his wife bleeped like a porn star he woudnt.have a side chick.

Bleeping like a porn star will never stop him from cheating around if he wants to. Why didn't the husband made his sexual preference of anal sex known to the wife while they were still dating? All of a sudden he wants anal. As a husband, he is okay with his wife bleeding from the anus just becos of his lust for anal. God help us...shebi na marriage. Biko people planning to get married, go for ur type o. if u are a conservative and shy person, go for someone who appreciates u that way and if u are a fun loving and carefree person, Biko find ur type. Not tomorrow u will be expecting ur conservative husband or wife to be giving u shaolin soccer skills on the bed knowing fully well say na "shy" person u marry

Ddy:
When u kneel down to someone,what do u call it OSU?

When u kneel down to greet your parents, are you worshipping them?

jasawa:
Online warriors you have said that for Imo, Edo, Ondo etc rest they say is history. You win on nairaland , we (APC) win through the ballot boxes.

Imo and Edo had APC incumbent governors...so the results was expected. For APC to win anambra, excess rigging has to be involved.

kpodosky:
It vexes me when you act like you have monopoly on who us Igbo. How far have you travelled ? Jesus! do you know there are Igbo everywhere! with unique backgrounds.

During my service year in Ondo , in that interior village were Four Igbo people doing odd jobs and one restaurant lady.
she has kids all speaking "Afonja" how I knew they were igbos was I received a call from home and replied my mom in Igbo, the woman was happy and had her second daughter serve me all the time ( and insist on speaking Igbo anytime I come to eat) they daughters don't speak well but they understand.
Thanks to her I was able to survive the food there. There is a large Igbo population here in Brisbane too. Very little of the kids even know how to speak or write igbo and I also grew up among "Afonja" in Lagos.
You people should stop claiming who is Igbo or not because others don't agree.We are a large and diverse bunch.

I get ur point but I am 100% sure that the "lady" is not Igbo. First the mistake in "her" spelling. It is "ogbu ego" and not "ogwu ego". Secondly "her" view is not even diverse, it is flawed. One bad egg does it make others bad? There is a difference between constructive criticism and generalization....wot she said is a "look down" on every struggling nwa afo igbo, from the hawker selling la casera and gala in traffics to the nwa boy in alaba or tradefair involved in oso afia.

fatiaforreal:
How many nonigbos live in igboland? To go and do what? When igbos find it difficult to stay in their own land.

You see why its good to travel around and not be limited to a particular region. Go to eke awka in anambra and count the number of yorubas there selling perishables...in Douglas road in owerri, there are hausas selling clothes and shoes...trek down to ama ndi Hausa and see lots of northern men selling jewelries abi na onistha....I can go on and on but am not sure u know any of these places. The Igbo's don't find it difficult staying in their land, na ur people dey stay there before? U can't blame a man for seeking "GREENER" pastures, will you. There is green and there is greener, after all who doesn't want a " better" life?

LeRoyModel:
Step 6: Presenting your conclusions

The basic points that you have to mention here are what you're recommending, should your client buy another company?

Should your client sell to a specific company?

Should your company fund an internal project or not fund it?

Or, if you're an investor, should you buy a stock or should you sell a stock?

You have to tell them directly, up front, what your recommendation is. Then you have to say why. So you have to have supporting reasons backed up by numbers. A lot of people miss this because they talk about it at a very high level, at a very qualitative level. But the whole point of financial modeling is that you want to link and back up everything you say with numbers in some way, shape, or form

And then, you need to give an indication of how. So what is the best structure for this? What's the best timing? So if you think that your client should buy another company, how should they pay for it?

Should they use their own cash to do it? Should they borrow money from someone else? Should they do something else to fund the transaction? Should they do it right now? Should they wait? Should they do it, maybe not tomorrow, maybe they do it in three months time or something like that? So you need to give a more specific plan for the timing and the structure of what you're recommending as well.

Normally the format here will be PowerPoint slides. Sometimes you see Word documents. Sometimes it's just an oral presentation or a conversation with an executive or someone else at your company. So, the format varies widely. In this tutorial, we tend to focus on PowerPoint slides and Word documents because it's a bit better to have visual representations.

In general, people who are actually working in finance are pretty savvy about most of this. But your clients often are not and they know a little bit less about it. So you have to be really careful with how much detail you give and how much technical jargon you go into.

Stay tuned! Ready to go!!

Hello goodevening, plz do u offer training classes for those who want to learn? If u do, are you running any current one and how much does it cost?

nurshah:
Am deeply shocked and clearly this generations are sending us to hell.... Every one is entitled to their opinion . whether or not lazy gal feels what ever it doesn't change the fact that gays are being ostracized and killed .they ate not looked upon as normal as they go against nature and nature is God

Am surprises as to the support you received as well as opinions here .if not for political reasons and countries avoiding economic sanctions,gays would have been in deep waters .

Both religions condemn it.... And gays are being secretly killed more than reported

You have your opinion and lazy gal has hers doesn't mean you are right she simply is stating what she feels is right after all God did persish nations didn't he,yea or no !!
So let's stop this charade .

In summary, you are saying killing of gays is okay right. I have one simple question for you..The religion u practice, does it condemn murder? does it condemn stealing? does it condemn lying? Are u guilty of any? Should u then be killed if u are found wanting of committing any of this aforementioned wrongs I listed? Am not saying am right or she is wrong, all am saying is no one has the right to take the life of any human cos we can't create any. God perished different nations? was it only Sodom and Gomorrah? Wen the Egyptians were punished with the 10 plagues, was it because of their sodomy?. If I have a gay friend, do u know what I will do? I will look beyond the gay or lesbian label to the whole person inside, I will be willing to listen to them...do u know why cos I have my own struggles too like every other human. Finally I will point my friend to Jesus and not to heterosexuality because they can't change on their own, they need the power of Jesus Christ working in their lives before the change will occur. I won't kill him or bad mouth him because am a Christian and Christ is Love. If a country abhors it allow their legal system do their job, why take law into ur hands? Any human that kills or support the killing of another human is not fit to be called a human. Simple