₦airaland Forum

Please,Please and please...let's use this thread for what it was meant for..I usually have to sift and sort out useful information from inconsequential "romance stories and hookups"...Please and please,some of us actually value the information and feedback here,don't give us extra headache to search for it.#Bitter Truth. Thanks as you comply

bodyloveghetto:
Hmmm... and so it goes

I find that meme very distasteful and extremely disturbing.

Dunno what to make of this gist o..Nairaland's front page gradually turning into city people magazine.

Dunno what to do with this news though,nairaland front page gradually turning to city people magazine!

Kizmilz:
One word for my dressing to a Job interview...

Fine boy,we don notice you...

RebelChip:
I always love your threads. Let me attempt my own again.

Interviewer: Fr, your change came as a surprise to us. Do you think your change has anything to do with your political alignments with the APC?

Fr Mbaka (In Enugu Igbo): Nna amarokwam ife melunu ooo. Anokwolum onwem, ife ozo mfulu bu "Change parish". Okwa so ofu ugboro kam tiri "change". Mana kemgbe Buhari batara na ochichi, changi nka edochaghizim anya. Ogbaram ghari etum siri tunyere onye ochi nama (Cattle Rearer) ma hapu onye ji certificate bu Jonathan. Amaghizikwam ma mmuonso oka jim aru oru ka bu mmou ugwu awusa no na oru ugbua. Ejikwam ogherea na ayo mazi Nnamdi Kanu ka ogbahara. Ugbu a ka odorom anya na Buhari bu onye iberibe na onye egbuwara isi. Biko ugbua, anozim na "Sai Biafra"

Love this!

Alfrediolu:
Hi peeps, do you guys have any info on Enugu and Imo, i'm contemplating which to choose between the two to complete my choice, how is the environment, the pay, electricity and how easy to land a reasonable ppa. Thanks

I schooled in Imo,I'll advice you to go for Enugu,Rochas is screaming no money, non existent organizations except banks.if you're looking to flex and have a good time,then make sure you hustle to land Owerri.Imo not making sense right now,seriously.

vingeophysicist:
what of Lagos,akwa ibom and abuja

Wow!...hmm

My God...this thread cracked me up seriously...and for the dude who asked when the 5k will be shared..Seriously,I owe you one bottle of andre

wilybebsy:
God we need more jobs here please

Lol!...I second that!

drnairalov:
Nobody bounced Olumofin's Brothers at Toolz's wedding guys,But You can put it on front page about how they were bounced to make 2016 interesting lailablog u can lie for africa

Oh well, This time last year, I was traveling with Bae for holidayz and pre valentine experience, fun times. Today is her wedding. To another man.

Dunno why this cracked me up so hard...Oya,sorry.

please o,house...let's discuss this very important issue...how do we go about that "pick three states you've visited" during nysc registration ..because I heard from a reliable source that nysc will "crack" sense and pick one from those "supposed visited states". I'm asking this because I was advised to pick 3 random northern states..how do we handle this

Hello!!!it's like I'm floating here o..actually I am(cos I'm new duh )but I keep seeing golden city here. what are you guys referring to?plus your other lingua needs explanation. and where can I buy my "white errythang" in Lagos?

Very average looking couple..

biolafrica:
Help!!! Does This Still Happen In A University Setting?? (image)

University of ilorin college of health sciences where students are being treated like a secondary school students, the same school students have to submit note book, lecturer have the ability to knock or slap students.
The trending act now is by collecting students slippers (palms), where University students have to work with their legs in the school premises, stupidly of the highest order but please is it like this in your school?
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!! because the matter tire me

Nice legs,why you go wear "palm"?poor written English from a medical student.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Frankly dear,I don't care what you think. [/color]

You think?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Frankly dear,I don't care what you think. [/color]

You do,baby

Oluwolex2000:
The youth corp members in ijare ondo state of Ifedora local government, today trooped out in mass to sensitize the people of ijare on Lassa Fever ... It was a great turn up and the people were so ready to learn and know more about Lassa fever, its prevention and how it is being spread...

Nice one guys!

Oluwolex2000:
The youth corp members in ijare ondo state of Ifedora local government, today trooped out in mass to sensitize the people of ijare on Lassa Fever ... It was a great turn up and the people were so ready to learn and know more about Lassa fever, its prevention and how it is being spread...

Nice one guys!

CharleyCharley:
[color=navyblue] 99% of the "Beauty Queens" in Nigeria are Igbo [/color]

Igbo Girls Amaka!

Haters have already started flooding my mentions

LOUD it Mahn!!!...The truth.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]So someone cannot just joke about something again without people taking it over their heads and becoming unnecessarily serious with it?

This old single woman should go and sit her ass somewhere and focus on her lame talk shows and career dead journalism.

I guess she's probably pained that men are no longer looking towards her and now she's turning the frustration on baba jay.

Abeg don jazzy don't mind her,Eritrea here we come. [/color]

I know Funmi Iyanda,her achievements speaks for her which I've followed for the longest time...but YOU!,I haven't heard of(not even interested).You guys should think of more creative ways to insult a successful woman. Quite frankly that "old,haggard,single,whoring" line has long retired. And I have to add sef,where's your proof she was referring to Don jazzy.

bluaero:
Part 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89V2FMOTr3I

Part 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhiV4GYMWgw

Part 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSPGntVpRwE

Thanks!

bluaero:
I knew the truth will come out someday for all to see.

Waiting patiently for the clip.

Tag me,when you find a clip...so sad I missed it.

Shammak:
Madam JayJayJay... You're welcome
BTW, re u a chinko by name? Your name sounds chin chua cho

Hahahahaha....JaneJoanJohn are all English names now..maybe I'll reveal how I coined it soon.

adakoleagbenu:
Based on how early/soon/Fast you report to Alausa if you see in your posting letter that you were posted "through special duties" or any Lagos State Ministry. If its a private firm/office/school, forget it. Though the private ones Pay too,in most cases

Thanks!...either way,I'll try my possible best to remain on top of my 'game'...but this one everyone is "tip-toeing" around the remuneration(nobody actually answered my question ),anyhow keeping my fingers crossed!Ooops!just occurred to me that it's the 10k LASG gives,yes?

LogoDWhiz:
JJJ!

Mi lady, how are you?

Have you introduced yourself to the house?



This is one of the numerous situations that makes me wanna be like Kbs468!

Actually no,I haven't.. didn't notice the introduction aspect...Well,I'm JJJ...and I'm a futoite,really wanna be discreet(I no be celeb o),#Team A16

Adaobi12:
Only few of them can comprehend instructions very well. just check.

They actually turned out pretty well! Age is relative if you ask me.

Adaobi12:
Only few of them can comprehend instructions very well. just check.

They actually turned out pretty well!

adakoleagbenu:
pls note o. If its Lagos,only the first 300 per stream posted to Lagos ministries are entitled.

Wow!...based on how early you registered or based on how you registered in camp?.anyways,I plan on being an early bird,whats the exact remuneration for the ministries,pls??

boboLIL:
Wow,, I'm tagging all,, my sis don born ohh.... I'm now uncle bobolil....



Glory be to God...


Uncle corper bobolil... Title don too much oooo lolsss

For your mind!Congratulations!!

Adaobi12:
Thats exactly the problem. Employers are also to be blamed, 25years with 15years working experience.
My aunty complains everyday of these children's inability to comprehend simple instruction due to there age. Imagine a 9 year old in primary 6.

Parents should pls ascertain there child's level of intelligence before skyrocketing them from nursery 2 to primary 1, primary 4 to jss1.....

A handful of my classmates were 9 in Jss1..

modath:
That na foworogi insanashiona sukul nah...

Thank you my sister...A lot of good quality schools exist in Nigeria.Corona,Greensprings,Chrisland even May Day School. Yea,most of the attendees are rich kids but you still find struggling parents sending their kids there to give them the BEST.What happened to Vocational Aptitude by Ore Olunloyo of Lantern books.I'm appalled by that assignment.