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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by JaneJoanJohn(f): 12:38pm On Mar 15, 2016
Emanehi:


Hmmm, there was no business awareness test in my time ooo. But of course, if u get a regret mail at any point in the recruitment process, then you can't apply for any vacancy until you have gained sufficient experience to apply for an experienced hire position. Keep applying for other jobs. Good luck.
Good day,please acknowledge my mail,it would mean a lot,thanks.
NYSC / Re: NYSC Personal CDS Projects By Ayokanmi Oyeyemi by JaneJoanJohn(f): 4:46pm On Mar 11, 2016
boboLIL:
u'v got a mail... I de miss ur company oh
just saw it...I'll do the needful.
Food / Re: 10 Amazing Health Benefits Of Bananas by JaneJoanJohn(f): 4:44pm On Mar 11, 2016
Rubbing the peels(inner) helps reduce redness and soothes the face...tested and trusted.

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NYSC / Re: NYSC Personal CDS Projects By Ayokanmi Oyeyemi by JaneJoanJohn(f): 3:44pm On Mar 11, 2016
boboLIL:
lolss.... I catch u today... How u doing? I hope to follow suit too....
Super Great!!
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by JaneJoanJohn(f): 3:41pm On Mar 11, 2016
Jaytina:
Please, I'd really appreciate ur contributions here... if a female corp member gets married during d service year, will she be redeployed to her husband's state of residence?
I highly doubt that...especially if you've registered,but if you're yet to be mobilized and undergo registration,I suggest you do a quick registry ceremony,get the necessary documents that you'll present while registering,you'll definitely get posted to your hubby's abode.
NYSC / Re: NYSC Personal CDS Projects By Ayokanmi Oyeyemi by JaneJoanJohn(f): 3:34pm On Mar 11, 2016
boboLIL:
Nice one
lemme perch under your comment,lol.....Ayo,I'm super inspired and I hope I'll be able to touch as many lives as Gods Grace would allow,God bless you!
Phones / Re: Which Data Subscription Are You Using To Browse? by JaneJoanJohn(f): 2:51pm On Mar 11, 2016
hiroz:
GLO 2000naira for 7.5gb
For real
Romance / Re: She Used Me And Dumped Me by JaneJoanJohn(f): 2:50pm On Mar 11, 2016
Buhahahahahahaha....is this some sort of fiction??...if yes,nice read...if it's a true story...well,too bad.
You used and dumped yourself!
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by JaneJoanJohn(f): 11:32pm On Mar 05, 2016
girlyesosae:


Uve made valid points and i can feel your frustration coz im also always looking for serious NYSC related issues.

Its just, the way your saying stuff and replying most people is just coming across really harsh. I guess thats why people really took up the matter.

All the same. I think you just shouldn't take anyone or anything so seriously (especially on the internet). Its not even worth it. Coz ull just upset yourself more than other people.

The last I'll do is to take anything I do here personal...online...I'm JaneJoanJohn,always ready to say her mind about ,no matter how we sugar coat it,the truth would always come accross as harsh and bitter.frankly,other threads I follow have given me the needed information I require.I'm sure you're tired of scrolling through hundreds of pages for information.offline..I'm just a homely girl next door,cuddling under my duvet watching HTGAWM.

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by JaneJoanJohn(f): 10:10pm On Mar 05, 2016
Oyehomie:

Kilo ti e maa n shey er gan? U re kinda tu rigid for a lady...ahan
Dude,stop trolling me,what's this,them send you??..gerrahia
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by JaneJoanJohn(f): 10:07pm On Mar 05, 2016
JaneJoanJohn:
An epistle,for what....I won't be responsible for giving you high bp,ogbeni...you and the four people that liked your post shouldn't burst a vein o.it ain't that serious,really.
And just as an aside,you guys should learn how to comprehend and understand statements before jumping in to form advocate. I won't speak anymore on this issue again.if you want to use this thread to post irrelevant poo,please be my guest. if you want to make an impact in this world and leave your mark no matter how small.I just listened to Stephanie Linus inspiring acceptance speech at the AMVCA,and I'm more determined than ever to SPEND MY TIME WISELY,it rained this morning so I had enough time on my hands this morning and the rest of today.from tomorrow,anyone who mentions me on this issue risks wasting his energy and MB.Oga crobboy,channel your writing skills to fiverr and make a few bucks,youll feel better ,hopefully you'll stop trolling me.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by JaneJoanJohn(f): 9:57pm On Mar 05, 2016
CROBBOY:

Thank you so much for the MENTION. Its so nice to know you "care" for people like me. Although this your thoughts aligned to MASTURBATION makes me wonder if that usually is your source of consolation when faced with issues like this undecided

To say the WHOLE TRUTH, your suggestions and that of BukkyAdeyemi as regards tailoring our discussions to issues that partains to Human Resource Development, Entrepreneurship, setting standards and leaving behind indelible footprints that impart the lives of our successors (the younger generations as you call them) and others are among the most INSPIRING COMMENTS I have read through in recent times. The major challenge is that you girls provided such advice in a condescending manner.

Obviously, If you girls had been CIVILIZED ENOUGH as you claim to be (no offense please), in your association with people in a Group or Union or people of higher authority than you with respect to correcting them or changing their predominant BELIEFS, experience should have taught you something known as CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM - Criticism where you start by LOOKING FOR and APPLAUDING the POSITIVE aspect before politely expressing your disagreement with certain aspect of their lives.

This is because, nobody (not even you girls) will be GLAD or EXCITED to take a correction from someone who makes a Public Exhibition or Humiliation of your Personality for sake of trying to advice you. The hurt and resentment that will stir up inside of you from the humiliation will overwhelm your willingness to accept being wrong in the first place let alone, imbibing the supposed correction.

Frankingly speaking, during the initial phase of my personal and capacity development many years ago, I USED ACT EXACTLY LIKE YOU GIRLS - Trying to compel EVERYONE around me to shift from this MEDIOCRE mentality that have been ingrained into us (Black People) through slavery from time immemorial which is responsible for the predicaments we are facing as a nation

I ONLY LATER DISCOVERED THAT EVERYONE CAN'T AND WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. NO MATTER HOW WE STRIVE, WORK, LEARN, PLAN, PRAY, OR EVEN MANIPULATE THINGS:

1. Not everyone will become successful. Some just have to stay low to become a source of inspiration to others.

2. Not everyone will become as wealthy as Dangote (some people have to be POOR so they can accept the offer of risking their lives on roads, sea, etc so as to deliver Dangote's products elsewhere). Some people have already predetermined within themselves not to be wealthy at all in order to maintain status quo.

3. Not everyone will become a nation's President/Prime Minister/King/Queen/etc at once or before death. If that happens, who will become the subordinate to take instructions to execute them for the benefit of others?

THE MORALE OF MY WRITING IS, YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO TAKE AND ACCEPT PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY ARE BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE (even in this city) WHOSE MINDS ARE FIXED ON WHAT THEY KNOW AND BELIEVE, AND NOT EVEN 1000 WHIPS FROM YOUR SO-CALLED ADVICE WOULD MOVE A STRAND OF THEIR HAIR!

cc
BukkyAdeyemi
An epistle,for what....I won't be responsible for giving you high bp,ogbeni...you and the four people that liked your post shouldn't burst a vein o.it ain't that serious,really.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by JaneJoanJohn(f): 8:48pm On Mar 05, 2016
Oyehomie:

Hmmmm...dis u did wen u saw bukkyadeyemi 's post o..u kno.... U actually used d word 'sane'...d only sane person..dats kinda tu much of an airing out.
I don't quite understand what you just typed...
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by JaneJoanJohn(f): 4:44pm On Mar 05, 2016
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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by JaneJoanJohn(f): 4:28pm On Mar 05, 2016
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Goood afternoon evlybody,hpe we having a jollificating saturday.im so tired mehn bt thank God for d showers of blessing in d early hrs of today.wia's m darling i neeed her in my arms ryt nw
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Interested persons should quote dis post.
Merci bouqui
I'm very much interested....where's your location?
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by JaneJoanJohn(f): 4:26pm On Mar 05, 2016
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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by JaneJoanJohn(f): 4:23pm On Mar 05, 2016
IghravweIG:

Most definitely.
Buhahahahahahaha,just read my post now...auto correct Na winsh.jeez...lol
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by JaneJoanJohn(f): 4:22pm On Mar 05, 2016
doublezero7:



Ma'am, due to the overwhelming request we've gotten from PCM's as regards Edo state, we are making arrangements to take corpers to Okada camp! Kindly contact us from additional information! smiley
Wow,my friend was posted to Edo state....how can she contact you??she's not a NLander.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by JaneJoanJohn(f): 4:19pm On Mar 05, 2016
Fraiser:
bur wait o my beloved trippleJ *even if u go giv me dirty slap for using d word beloved* I dont tink its neccessary wasting dat ur valauble time complaining about non valuable shi.t na
You've been on my case today,so let me face you now...I'm not here to kiss anybody's butt,I say things as I see it.I know that some people now dislike me,well...too bad.it would make me a hypocrite if I didn't say what most of us here TRULY want to say,but are afraid of bruising someone's ego.At the expense of my "online reputation"(for lack of a better word) I made my reservations known.I'm not stopping anybody from following suit or commenting.
And Oga,step off my case and stop trolling me...seriously it ain't sexy.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by JaneJoanJohn(f): 4:10pm On Mar 05, 2016
Oyehomie:

I tnk d issue is...u tnk so highly of yasef dat u forgot to remember dat kno one actually cares about what u kno until dey kno hw much yu care....see u re gud fine, composed yes, matured and 'sane'd''..gud, applaud u for dat....bt hw many ppl av u been abu to gain to urside. Babe, tns here tu u nd bukkyadeyemi might be childish..but u've gat no idea...u av been a public speaker before? I will ask for a prove if yes. Gaining audience is d key to any gud speech...nd ofcos dose 'public gainin words is always ,alitu' off....All dos words might be off according to u but dey re fulfilling dere purpose.
Some so call pcm don't even kno hw to relate with ppl even after 4,5,7 years in sku..but trust me d trend has helped alot.. Weda u agree or not talents are bn discovered here...nation building technique is been learnt frm here..u jst av to open ya eyes to see...u dont know it all as i don't and everybody's .....Assumption they say is the lowest form of knowledge..soo i won't assume u re like dis in d real sense....
I respect u though.... Lookin forward to hearing frm yu....i don't think there is any question askd here that has not been genuinely answered... Jst loose yaself nd let 'u' go
Thank you for your submission,let me correct one impression...this is an online forum and I believe we should be allowed to air our opinions,saying I think too highly of myself is quite presumptuous of you as YOU DO NOT KNOW ME!..where my grievances came from was the painful realisation that I spent more than 30minutes this morning looking for a vital information that I had seen on this thread but forgot to bookmark,kb468 has explained how to go about that.I might have been observing and keeping quiet but I just had to air out my grievances this morning.so I implore you to read very CAREFULLY and see where I'm coming from,thanks
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by JaneJoanJohn(f): 1:55pm On Mar 05, 2016
Something to get you exercising your brain.

NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by JaneJoanJohn(f): 1:42pm On Mar 05, 2016
Kbs468:

I guess this is where I have to end it with you now because I'm a Man that won't go against my words again

But to advise to take to heart what Smileeey told you earlier on about exploring the internet

And the following are very good guides that you can even refer once again to your friends that things are much more easier than you originally told them.

1. See the below 1st pix? Just click on any of 0, 1, 2, 3, etc inside the open/closed bracket ( ). ie (0) on your current NYSC A16 thread down below the page and straight up, you would be taken to the current trending topics on the front page of Nairaland without stressing yourself for whatever info you so desired that are not present here

And 0 inside the open/closed bracket ( ) , ie clicking (0) actually leads you to the most recent of them all.

2. You see the second pix? That one Means that you can search for any info that is not necessarily on the front page ever before. That one is the space provided with the word SEARCH written by the RHS located just under the LOGOUT (ALL) Column

And if not satisfied with what you got? Then an option to google it is presented to you again instead of going out of the same A16 thread and typing your search word again separately.

3. Why not always refer to portal.nysc.org.ng that you used in your registration for everything you need about NYSC?

4. You can as well use @nysc_ng for all your questions if you can mail them

I HOPE THIS HELPS BECAUSE IT IS COMING TO YOU FROM MY LEVEL OF COMPREHENSION AND UNDERSTANDING OVER TIME NI OO

So that I would be able to impart a similar knowledge on the potential children that I would be treating in my PPA if eventually it would be a school

And I would gladly do that with patience and understanding in an anger,-suppressed mindset full of unquestionsble forgiving spirit. GRACIAS
Thanks for educating me,I'm not a tech guru so I'm wondering how you miraculously expected me to know all this.I'm not your enemy...soo gbo??
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by JaneJoanJohn(f): 1:37pm On Mar 05, 2016
SC31:
Janejoanjohn you really do not know how to air your views even though they might be right...... Where were you when we were discussing about the Nigerian economy?,you always just want to find faults and its not nice
I'm sorry dear that I couldn't contribute to that topic reason being it had been obscured by hundred pages of irrelevant poo,my time is too valuable to keep on scrolling and scrolling til I can find something useful to say.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by JaneJoanJohn(f): 1:33pm On Mar 05, 2016
Chommieblaq:

Yea sis, only God buh we have to show Him that we are determined.
I remembered after ma high school, I have forfeit ma first admission n say back for 5yr,juat to raise money, then going back to school when most of ma high school mate are done schooling, then graduating wen most of dem are already working, it can be really frustrating buh on a second thought, some are dead too!
These experiences made me strong, I started looking out for myself at a young age, buh not everyone is strong, it can break some people, it can make em go astray, that's why we have to encourage one another, pass the message of hope, be our brothers keeper. It'd not how long buh how well. God will never give us burdens that we can't carry.
Now I understand why I always regarded you with so much respect. You're the realest MVP on this thread.
God bless you real good.
If I had not given you guys a wake up call,would we have being inspired this afternoon
Focus on the message and not the messenger.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by JaneJoanJohn(f): 12:34pm On Mar 05, 2016
IghravweIG:

Nice topic.
Well, I can connect with the first child part.
I must tell you, its indeed a tough period.
Its a period where there will so be much critiquing on the decisions you make and how every decision taken will either make or mar u.
As the first child and being the first graduate of my family, I won't be kidding when say i have had a large dose of the responsibility talk.
Talks about the enormous responsibility of the first child.
About how my actions and even inactions can either have a positive or negative effect on my siblings.
About how I have gradually grown into the man that i am and how they soon expect me to cater for my younger ones, even to an extent during my service year.
I was having a conversation with my dad some days back, and he was so particular about how he wishes for me to get a nice job so quickly and as a matter of actuality, be responsible for not only myself, but at large to my siblings.
Now wouldn't you agree with me that this so much expectation on me at this time of my life is quite on the overboard? Well maybe yes or no.
I mean, In my 20 something years of existence, i have had to face the fact that i represent my father's image and in general my Family's, being the first child, son and graduate.
This then means that my work by the powerful hands of providence have been made harder and tougher, because I have to work harder to make it; to get it right, so i can be as they would say a positively leading example to my siblings.
Trust me, It's a whole lot of work cut out for me;
It would'nt be any easy, but then it's what providence have place before me and this i have accepted a long time ago.. I hope this inspires my kind.
There is so much pressure for you to success and succeed "fast"....I think the pressure is what really gets me.And the expectations... from parents, siblings, family friends....as if your life has been written in stone and all you need to do is follow accordingly. Well,we shouldn't forget the God factor, you might make plans and he might make a different plan.All in all,it's always better to remember everything might not go according to plan in your twenties, so been prepared is key.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by JaneJoanJohn(f): 12:24pm On Mar 05, 2016
LogoDWhiz:



cheesy

I knew you didn't read my post.

I was referring to those that insult us.
So, if they could insult us, they shouldn't feel bad if I also throw shades at them.
What's good for the goose is also good for gander.

They can't just come in and start insulting everybody anyhow. This is a family, we defend ourselves.

Peace
Mention those" they" now.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by JaneJoanJohn(f): 12:13pm On Mar 05, 2016
joebases:
All I see is a thread that has lost its taste and essence but now laden with childish jokes and so called fun. It pains me to scroll through pages seeking for lost info but find just nothing.
Thank you!...scrolling through hundreds of pages for this??It's painful
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by JaneJoanJohn(f): 12:10pm On Mar 05, 2016
Kbs468:

Meanwhile, janeJoanjohn, sabatok, Chommieblaq, Dheartless, BukkyAdeyemi and others, take a look at this and I bet you, a category is there to come for you to nominate who angered you most OK and Vote accordingly.

And again, it's only janeJoanjohn that would qualify for the category of the MOST CONTROVERSIAL as others can only vote later.

Oh sorry, Chommieblaq too can be nominated for that too. grin

This is just to make you smile again as you were used to before you went away not until today and indeed your welcome back ringtone actually sparked off a very beneficial energy in our beloved Golden City Republic grin

Pressy LogoDWhiz wink smiley cheesy
Please and please, I came to this thread for one thing only, NYSC.. please, I don't want any nominations neither do I want any award. if the point I made is controversial as you put it,then it shows me the level of your comprehension,I respect you,but leave my name out of any nominations or award.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by JaneJoanJohn(f): 12:06pm On Mar 05, 2016
LogoDWhiz:


Really? undecided


Why don't you go through my comment, read through what I wrote again and go through yours and read it again.

Then compare the 2.


Youre no coward,why don't you mention those you know have negative IQ and are immature.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by JaneJoanJohn(f): 12:01pm On Mar 05, 2016
Kbs468:

Meanwhile, janeJoanjohn, take a look at this and I bet you, a category is there to come for you to nominate who angered you most OK. This is just to make you smile again as you were used to before you went away not until today and indeed your welcome back ringtone actually sparked off a very beneficial energy in our beloved Golden City Republic grin

Pressy LogoDWhiz wink smiley cheesy
Nice one!...it really isn't necessary as I'm not angry at anybody. I'm just been objective and stating my opinions.

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