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I prefer Buchi's joke and Bovi's

Chew dry garri

I still cant believe this happened

I would buy the no 7

mukina2: he is out now . . .replaced by robben

yeah

Nice finishing from Boateng, Bayern dey press people

Muller dey seriously dey find goal for dis match

Kentnickole: Did u download it?
If yes, post the link pls.

I didnt download it

That baby isnt three day old

destino24: freshers?
which one be cross-over?

same question i wanted to ask, which one be cross-over? Where are they crossing over to?

This guy is handsome

Pears lotion

dstnd: pls don't just view....say something

Is it by force?

Nollywood we hail thee, una no dey carry last

Twice cos am watching my weight

Bad market for dettol, na salt go sell pass now

I bath with salt water this morning

Blackchampion: Luks like d 9ja contestant tied wrapper. #Observation though

yeah, she tied aso oke

Elantracey: lol, don't allow some hungry Lions jump on you o , I can't even ask a guy for money except on very extreme cases or emergencies.

me too, i dont ask guys for money

Leetunechi: I dont give...expt i'm gonno get pusssy in return

Its now trade by barter, you bad gaan

If i have relatives that keep on asking me for financial support wat I will just do is teach them how to start a business without cash, So that they will leave me alone

strii wat?? They better no play rough play oh, cos i must graduate this year

akereconfi: God please send Ebola to Sambisa

This should be the Prayer Requests on our lips now

Exactly!

Desperate housegirls

There is this comment that people usually make and I hate it "how does this affect the price of garri in the market"

mencade5: what i hate in naija ladies are:

1. She beg me for money, i gave her, only for her to take my hard earned cash and spend it on another boyfriend.

2. Seeing a lady with correct standard bw.ea.sts. You were attracted by it, you made her your girl. When you finally n.aked her, all you see is flat screen on her chests.

3. I hate it when a naija lady claims not to eat too much. When you take her to an eatery, she will order for all the food thwre including take away.

4. Naija ladies are one of the most dirtiest in africa. They look outside but visit their rooms, or go to girls hostel in campus, i tell you, you will v.omit all your intestines out!

5. I also hate it when naija ladies use alum to rub their pus-sy before having sex with you. Confusing you with it due to the friction it caused but unknown to you the thing is very deep and wide like abuja-lokoja road.

No 5 got me laffing, I'm just hearing this for the first time. Do people do it for real?

I remember some of the old time tv programmes,then it was full of suspense and intrigues. Those days of Beyond our dreams, After the storm, Everyday people e.t.c. Add yours if you remember any

ifex370: so ya'll tryna saaay... none of u guys hated cown chicken...




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I hate dat cartoon too

Mine is Johnny Bravo, I so hate that cartoon.
https://www.guessthe90sanswers.net/images/nineties/johnny-bravo.jpg




So name yours.

Smartini: This man should have been given a first-class ticket to Sambisa to go ravage those beasts with this virus! #ReleaseEbolaIntoSambisa!

abi o

no be only daddy na papa

I will mistakenly give him a hot slap