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CelebritiesRe: Cristiano Ronaldo -- Teaming Up With Lil Wayne ... Rapper Starting Sports Manage by Japlon(m): 4:43pm On Jul 26, 2014
NA MONEY THINGS. Good for Business. Partner with me too and make money for your self.

Check my signature to partner with me
Foreign AffairsRe: Woman Sued Police For Shooting Her Dog 15 Times by Japlon(m): 12:36pm On Jul 26, 2014
pinpinkay: I don't even know y I opened diz page nw ... Nw I av notin to comment .....
SportsRe: Oduduru Wins Silver At World Youth Champs! 200m by Japlon(m): 12:30pm On Jul 26, 2014
OKAY NA
PoliticsRe: Osun Guber: I Didn’t Make Negative Comment On Omisore –fayose by Japlon(m): 10:26am On Jul 26, 2014
Naijat politics
PoliticsRe: IBB Condemns Attempt To Kill Buhari by Japlon(m): 3:05pm On Jul 25, 2014
In whatever we are doing, God is watching us in 3D. As for me i'm doing my own to help people richer.Just take a look at my signature
HealthRe: TIPS ON HOW TO AVOID CONTRACTING THE EBOLA VIRUS by Japlon(m): 1:15am On Jul 25, 2014
BUSH MEAT!!!
WebmastersRe: . by Japlon(m): 11:08pm On Jul 24, 2014
Basic: Go to your profile and click "edit". In the signature, write whatever text you want and place your intended anchor (link) text between [url][/url] tags.
For example if you write:
(url="http://dasgas.com")Click here to view our portfolio(/url),
the text within the two tags will appear as a clickable link in your signature and will redirect to the specified address (http://dasgas.com) when clicked.
Note that I replaced the [ ] signs with ( ) in the tags. I did that to prevent the text from automatically showing as a link (in which case you may not get my explanation). So, you should use the appropriate [ ] symbols, or else, you won't get the expected result.
This guide works for both in-post and signature links.
Thanks so much. I was able to do mine in minutes.This was mine How to make money by simply updatng your Facebook status.Learn how to make money with your facebook post.[url="http://laurellainfo-tech..com/2014/07/how-to-make-money-with-your-facebook_23.html"]CLICK HERE TO GET STARTED[/url]
RomanceRe: Re: Thread For Girls That Don't Ave A Boy Friend by Japlon(m): 7:35pm On Jul 22, 2014
[quote author=IrishKez]undecided[/quabout to send you a mail.How about that?
RomanceRe: Re: Thread For Girls That Don't Ave A Boy Friend by Japlon(m): 7:00pm On Jul 22, 2014
IrishKez: That's exactly what am not ready for right now sir
Why You never can tell. I might just be the P*****
RomanceRe: Re: Thread For Girls That Don't Ave A Boy Friend by Japlon(m): 6:15pm On Jul 22, 2014
IrishKez: I saw a thread yesterday about guys that does not have girl friends. Cos I don't have a boy friend yet, I thought it proper to open a similar thread for us(girls without boy friends)
I want to take it a little farther from the guys own by asking that you state your reason(S) for not having one.
Let me go first:
1)I was brought up in a strong religious circle and as such anything that will pave way for sins are vehemently frowned at in my denomination.

2)Am not ready for marriage yet, cos we're thought and I believe too that one can start such exposures when he/she is ready for marriage

3)I fear that no guy will be willing to be a friend in the right sense of it without crying out "Am Friendzoned!". Am yet to see that guy who will accept platonic friendship.


That will be all for now. If I remember other reasons I will update the list.

Now my kind, where are we? cool
Let's get connected.I'M SERIOUS!!!
RomanceRe: Re: Thread For Girls That Don't Ave A Boy Friend by Japlon(m): 6:14pm On Jul 22, 2014
IrishKez: I saw a thread yesterday about guys that does not have girl friends. Cos I don't have a boy friend yet, I thought it proper to open a similar thread for us(girls without boy friends)
I want to take it a little farther from the guys own by asking that you state your reason(S) for not having one.
Let me go first:
1)I was brought up in a strong religious circle and as such anything that will pave way for sins are vehemently frowned at in my denomination.

2)Am not ready for marriage yet, cos we're thought and I believe too that one can start such exposures when he/she is ready for marriage

3)I fear that no guy will be willing to be a friend in the right sense of it without crying out "Am Friendzoned!". Am yet to see that guy who will accept platonic friendship.


That will be all for now. If I remember other reasons I will update the list.



Let's get connected.SERIOUS!!!
Now my kind, where are we? cool
SportsRe: Cortana Predicts Semifinals by Japlon(m): 11:12pm On Jul 07, 2014
OI prayit never comeas true. Argentina must not enter final
PoliticsRe: Scene Of Maiduguri Market Bombing (Photos) by Japlon(m): 8:23am On Jul 02, 2014
Lord forgive us all of our sins.
SportsRe: Argentina Vs Switzerland World Cup (1 - 0) On 1st July 2014 by Japlon(m): 5:43pm On Jul 01, 2014
Argentina must go home. No goal for MESSI
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Free CV Review For Students & Jobseekers by Japlon(m): 11:40pm On Jan 09, 2014
mycvclinic: I can help review your CV FREE (my little gift back to society).

For confidentiality purposes, I suggest you exclude your address and Bio data when sending your CV to me. When I return it to you, you can simply input it.

Deal?

Send your current CV to the email at the end of this message and also include the type of job or industry you look to work in.

Oh and a little about me: I'm Nigerian, schooled in the UK and now back working in Nigeria working as an Internal Auditor. I've been looking for my little way to give back to society.

What led to my idea to review your CV? Yesterday I was at work and decided to look through my email sent box. I noticed my first ever CV and it made me laugh so hard.

It was a very horrible CV. Luckily at my university, I had access to a career adviser. I had never worked before and had no idea what I should put on my CV. She reviewed my CV and from a one page document that in her opinion 'told employers that I lacked skills and shouldn't be employed', she was able to give me very good pointers and I had a lovely 2 page CV.

I eventually got a job and worked for a few years in the UK before returning to Nigeria.

Your CV is a picture of your career; it sells more when it is beautiful.

I have helped several friends with their CVs and from what I have come to notice, there are lots of people out there that need help. The typist at the business centres usually copy and paste whatever they like which may not accurately reflect all your skills.

So, lets get started.


****MODIFIED TO ADD THE FOLLOWING****

Use the following links to do some work on your CV before sending in for review. They contain the before and after pictures of CVs as well as notes to CV reviews I've done for individuals whom I'm sure are members of this forum.

Writing a CV When You have Zero Work Experinece - http://www.thekrine.com/blog/writing-a-cv-when-you-have-zero-work-experience/

Illustration: Creating a More Effective CV (Part 1) - http://www.thekrine.com/blog/illustration-creating-a-more-effective-cv-part-1/

Illustration: Creating a More Effective CV (Part 2) - http://www.thekrine.com/blog/illustration-creating-a-more-effective-cv-part-2/

Illustration: Creating a More Effective CV (Part 3) - http://www.thekrine.com/blog/illustration-creating-a-more-effective-cv-part-3/


Send your current CV to info@thekrine.com and also include the type of job or industry you look to work in. Ensure you do some work using those illustrations (examples) above because if you don't I'll be able to tell and return your CV to you with a message referring you to the links.


It is FREE. Don't forget to tell a friend and don't forget to help a friend.
Great work. Pls, i will be sending my CV soonest after I've gone through the illustrations. Thanks in advance
SportsRe: Yaya Toure Is CAF African Footballer Of 2013 by Japlon(m): 11:29pm On Jan 09, 2014
Expected Mikel to run away with this. Better luck next time.But come to think of it o MIKEL really deserve this award pass YAYA
PoliticsRe: Fashola's Government Is Not As Good As You Think by Japlon(m): 11:05pm On Jan 01, 2014
In 2014 i will not open any unclad link with pictures
CelebritiesRe: A Nairalander With Ini Edo And Victor Olaotan Of Tinsel by Japlon(m): 8:03pm On Dec 25, 2013
Tolexander: Bro, you resemble the yoruba film actor, pariolodo in the last picture!
dis comment just dey make me laffff
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2014 Aspirants by Japlon(m): 9:08am On Dec 14, 2013
lastmessenger: Not to discourage any one but those that gets the military officer jobs achieve that by strong connection.but if anyone knows anybody who have got into airforce by merit,please correct me
You are right man.Even the screening test we did was so easy for 80% to fail.And one begins to wonder if truly it was based on the test.You need a STRONG connection to be chosen as an officer.
ComputersRe: How To Recover Files From A Formated Laptop by Japlon(op): 10:44am On Dec 11, 2013
Donsammi: some apps like recuva can recover some but not all bcus it was formatted
Thanks
ComputersHow To Recover Files From A Formated Laptop by Japlon(op): 9:11pm On Dec 10, 2013
How do one recover all files and documents that has been lost due to PC format.
Jokes EtcRe: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Japlon(m): 11:39pm On Nov 27, 2013
chiomaeva: This ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable apothesis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy, cascadingly oozing into a malodorous excrescence of mobocracy.
With all termagant ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy, our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum. Therefore ASUU, cest in dejavu, dejavu peret ologomabia. - Hon Patrick

http://houseretailnews..com/2013/08/grammar-hon-patrick-obahiagbon-on-ASUU.html#sthash.uqgL6zIH.dpuf
Honeestly these doesn't make any sense to me. This is not communication.If not for tyhe ASUU being there, i wouldn't have got a pinch from his speech.Pls, who can re-phrase his speech for easy understanding.
Christianity EtcRe: How To Dispose Old Bibles by Japlon(op): 2:48pm On Nov 24, 2013
okeyxyz: Dustbin!!
I can never try that.
Christianity EtcHow To Dispose Old Bibles by Japlon(op): 2:23pm On Nov 24, 2013
Hardly will you see a torn or coverless Bible today.And its not possible for a grown up christian adult to claim to have used only one Bible right from his children church.Perhaps one just wish to get a new Bible.How do we dispose our old Bible.
SportsRe: Sweden V Portugal: World Cup Playoff (2- 3) On 19th November 2013 by Japlon(m): 8:54am On Nov 20, 2013
[quote author=ddippset]It's funny to think thAt there are people who think that the ballon dor could be awarded based on a play off, You be big MUMU. d road to success is always rough and one can never attain good success without a failure.
Jobs/VacanciesSuccessful Candidates for the NIGERIAN AIR FORCE DIRECT SHORT SERVICE DSSC 2013 by Japlon(op): 9:26pm On Nov 15, 2013
Successful Candidates for the NIGERIAN AIR FORCE DIRECT SHORT SERVICE COMMISSION Selection Board - DSSC 2013

Follow the link to check your status

http://www.careers.nigerianairforce.gov.ng/ShortlistedList/DSSC22/Batch1/01.htm

Congratulations
SportsRe: Mysterious Figures At Bayern Munich by Japlon(m): 1:19am On Oct 28, 2013
Original post with the pictures here: click the link to see more pictures:https://www.nairaland.com/1495228/men-black-mysterious-figures-bayern
Pinkybush: End time tnz......
View d images at www.goal.com or simply upload 2 nairaland
[[quote author=Pinkybush]Eleven men dressed in identical black robes were present in the stands to the surprise of bewildered fans at the Allianz Arena.
A group of mysterious figures caused a stir in the crowd at Bayern Munich's clash with Hertha Berlin the Allianz Arena on saturday.
The 11 unknown men, each dressed in black robes and sat in a line, were spotted making strange synchronised gestures during the league match, which Bayern won 3-2.
The robed figures startled supporters situated six rows from the pitch just beside the halfway line in the stand opposite the broadcasting gantry, the group was also seen by TV viewers all across the world.
One fan, Torsten Schmidt said: "It was very weird. They sat still for a long time but then would hold their hands up together, or stand up in unison and then sit down again. Everyone near me was very confused. Some people laughed, some looked astonished. It was just very weird."
A key figure of their clothing was a circular symbol on the chest of ther robes. It clearly resembled the logo spotted at a series of linked unexplained events over the past week.
Continue at: www.goal.com

Anyone who can upload the images should please do.https://www.nairaland.com/1495228/men-black-mysterious-figures-bayernEnd time tnz......
View d images at https://www.nairaland.com/1495228/men-black-mysterious-figures-bayern
SportsRe: Men In Black: Mysterious Figures At Bayern Munich by Japlon(op): 12:27am On Oct 28, 2013
Honestly Fear catch me as I see am shocked shocked shocked shocked
SportsMen In Black: Mysterious Figures At Bayern Munich by Japlon(op): 12:20am On Oct 28, 2013
A group of mysterious figures caused a stir in the crowd at Bayern Munich's clash with Hertha Berlin at the Allianz Arena on Saturday.

The 11 unknown men, each dressed in black robes and sat in a line, were spotted making strange synchronised gestures during the league match, which Bayern won 3-2.

A key feature of their clothing was a circular symbol on the chest of their robes. It clearly resembled the logo spotted at a series of linked unexplained event over the past week.

Earlier, a three-metre football displaying the sign then gouged a huge hole in the turf at London's amateur football hub Hackney Marshes 24 hours later, while New York City's Times Square was struck by similar images on the tourist spot's world famous digital billboards.

Further sightings of the symbol have been witnessed in the Copacabana neighbourhood of Rio and on the Brazilian city's Santa Maria hill, but this is the first time that the mystery has spread to a professional football arena. Also repeatedly spotted at the locations has been the message: #WINNERTAKESEARTH

Questions then began to baffle within me because if i were to be sitting close to them, I would have distant myself from them.Will this be the last World Cup on earth?Without doubt, these are real agents of darkness and prayer session must begin for a successful 2013 world cup in Brazil.

Source:http://www.goal.com/en-ng/news/4055/main/2013/10/27/4363327/mysterious-figures-at-bayern-munich?ICID=HP_HN_2

click here to read previous messages;
Message 1:http://www.goal.com/en-ng/news/4055/main/2013/10/21/4348525/mysterious-messages-on-sugarloaf-mountain?ICID=AR_RA_4

Message 2:http://www.goal.com/en-ng/news/4055/main/2013/10/22/4350028/mysterious-messages-at-hackney-marshes?ICID=AR_RA_3

Message 3:http://www.goal.com/en-ng/news/4055/main/2013/10/24/4356801/mysterious-messages-at-times-square?ICID=AR_RA_2

Message 4:http://www.goal.com/en-ng/news/4055/main/2013/10/25/4359082/mysterious-messages-at-copacabana?ICID=AR_RA_1

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