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Romance › Re: Photo: Who Can Make Me Dis?? by jashar(f): 5:35pm On Jul 10, 2016
Haba na OP. You for warn person.

Not cool dude, not cool. This pix is disturbing.
Family › Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by jashar(f): 3:15pm On Jul 10, 2016
grin cheesy grin

OP, no vex that I dey here oo. I never marry. But it sounds funny to me sha. Hehehehe

Monday. 8:00pm- 8:15. Do the do with Spouse.

grin cheesy cheesy grin
Family › Re: Whatsapp Dp About To Crash My Sisters Marriage . Pics by jashar(f): 3:10pm On Jul 10, 2016
undecided
I have that dp. It's funny to me. Lemme not talk my own here cuz I don't know the full story there.
Family › Re: Lady Announces Her Pregnancy On Facebook And Got This Response From Husband by jashar(f): 3:07pm On Jul 10, 2016
ehyyyaaahhh!!!!!
Family › Re: 21 Pictures That Will Restore Your Faith In Love by jashar(f): 3:03pm On Jul 10, 2016
kiss kiss kiss

all the ones with dogs are my favourites.


Must love dogs cheesy
Family › Re: see how parents know When Their female Kids Lose Their Virginity by jashar(f): 2:47pm On Jul 10, 2016
hmmm... why the guilt if you feel you did the right thing? undecided.
Family › Re: How Society Sees Unmarried Ladies At 25 by jashar(f): 2:42pm On Jul 10, 2016
kaaaiii.... Jashar, see as them dey look you!!!!
Who wee marry me? cry cry cry
Family › Re: Mother Shares Adorable Photos Of Her Baby With His Dogs by jashar(f): 2:39pm On Jul 10, 2016
kiss kiss kiss

Me lovey!!!
Romance › Re: ... by jashar(f): 2:32pm On Jul 10, 2016
KingErnesto:
Hmmmm , self-control u say... Thanks luv, i'll work on that and i might slow down on getting married as for now. Thanks again..seems i have alot to work on with my relationship with her.

I'll try my best to bring back that connection and get to know her better with more interest. I just don't wanna lose her..
You're welcome bruv.
smiley.

My dear, in this life, we need help. Self control isn't going to be easy, you'll need a greater force than yourself to overcome temptation.
Jesus comes to mind. smiley. If you haven't gotten under His Lordship, do it today. He has the help everyone needs. He never promised us a smooth sailing here on earth, but the assurance we have is that He'll be with us through the storms of life. smiley

Just surrender all to Him. Beyond caring, He loves you. smiley

All the best. smiley
Romance › Re: If You Are Not A Virgin Then You Are A Prostitute. by jashar(f): 9:05pm On Jul 09, 2016
grin[color=#000089]Kai[/color]

[color=#007700]kai[/color]
Romance › Re: ... by jashar(f): 8:47pm On Jul 09, 2016
undecided

there's no love without self-control bro. Just say she's a nice girl you don't wanna loose.

Understandable. But I really don't feel you should be rushing to marry anyone now. You need time to learn self-control, so when you get married you'll be able to resist temptations.

Romance › Re: See What This Chinese Woman Did For Her Man Because Of LOVE,Crazy or Not?(Photo) by jashar(f): 8:31pm On Jul 09, 2016
crap undecided. Apparently, he values the shoes more than he does her.
Romance › Re: Whatsapp Status...come See Where You Belong by jashar(f): 8:25pm On Jul 09, 2016
cheesy grin
Romance › Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by jashar(f): 7:30pm On Jul 09, 2016
you berra find one that's willing to put up with you and update/upgrade her accordingly.
Romance › Re: If You Are Recognize Here God Has Recognize You If Not You Are Of The Devil.. by jashar(f): 7:25pm On Jul 09, 2016
Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Level of stupidity - "very high". [/color]
dude!!! You're back. Ka'abo. grin

'you're recognised'.

cheesy
Romance › Re: If You Are Recognize Here God Has Recognize You If Not You Are Of The Devil.. by jashar(f): 7:23pm On Jul 09, 2016
Seeeeeeee:
Jashar you are recognize
Recognised to do what exactly please?
Romance › Re: 6 Ways to Protect Yourself from Heartbreak!!!! 100% guaranteed by jashar(f): 6:30pm On Jul 09, 2016
2BB4CB3E:
I take it that you mean 3 months!
Well my advice is this
Since as you stated above, he has been showing signs of seriousness, you have no reason to be worried, girls mostly think like this wen a relationship is young!
Relax your mind!!!
Allow the relationship to grow but be cautious and use your head!!!
Ok. Thank you. smiley
Romance › Re: 6 Ways to Protect Yourself from Heartbreak!!!! 100% guaranteed by jashar(f): 5:56pm On Jul 09, 2016
2BB4CB3E:
How old is this relationship?
tee wee months old. cry cry cry

cheesy
Romance › Re: 6 Ways to Protect Yourself from Heartbreak!!!! 100% guaranteed by jashar(f): 5:55pm On Jul 09, 2016
2BB4CB3E:
How old is this relationship?
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Romance › Re: RAPE??? ..... Its Not Possible If U Ask Me..get In Here Galz by jashar(f): 5:52pm On Jul 09, 2016
sad shocked shocked

I cannot believe the bull crap I just read. Like seriouslyhuh?

Do you think it's everyone that can fight? Babies, little children, teenagers and the likes?

I cannot believe the bull crap I just read. Like seriouslyhuh?

You well so? @ OP

I have worked with Rape victims before, so, shut the hell up. You hear, Just shut up. angry
Romance › Re: 6 Ways to Protect Yourself from Heartbreak!!!! 100% guaranteed by jashar(f): 5:44pm On Jul 09, 2016
2BB4CB3E:
@gbish gbish thats so funny!
well you have to ask yourself certain questions!
does he only call you to book ur next visit and only call to ask you if ure on ur way?
after you go and see him! does it take days before you hear from him again?
does he prefer to only chat always ?
does he offer to help, when you have issues?
does he remember things that you mention and follows up by asking about them?
does he show care for ur career and plans you have for ur future?
does he hold your hand in public, put his arm around you while you’re watching a movie or TV and welcome hugs and kisses from you?
BE HONEST TO URSELF WITH THE ANSWERS AND YOU WILL FIGURE IT OUT
*sniffs*
lemme answer one by one.
1. We met in school, so, we've not seen ourselves outside of school context.
2. We chat almost everyday.
3. Yes, he mostly prefers chats but when we talk, we can talk for 2-3 hours.
4. Yes, he proffers workable solutions to me when I need help.
5. Yes, he remembers things I mention and follows up on them.
6. He has asked about career and future plans but I didn't want to talk about them with him. So I don't get sucked in any further. cry
7. We only hug in school when we see. That's all. Kiss ke? I don't do that oo... it's against my personal ethos. When I marry, I wee kiss. cry

EPP a sister out.... cry cry cry
Romance › Re: World's Most Extreme Female Bodybuilders by jashar(f): 4:54pm On Jul 09, 2016
undecided
shey these ones can give birth sef?

Just wondering.
Romance › Re: 6 Ways to Protect Yourself from Heartbreak!!!! 100% guaranteed by jashar(f):
2BB4CB3E:
explain briefly!
my heart is doing gbish gbish for someborry and I'm not sure the person is interested. Giving mixed signals upandan. How do I protect meself from heartbreak? cry
Romance › Re: 6 Ways to Protect Yourself from Heartbreak!!!! 100% guaranteed by jashar(f): 4:43pm On Jul 09, 2016
cry cry cry
I need an upgrade. My current version is failing.
cry cry cry
Romance › Re: What If Nobody Falls In Love With You? by jashar(f): 9:19am On Jul 09, 2016
cry cry cry

it could happen ooooo!!!!
Lord have mercy.
Romance › Re: Why I Divorced My Husband After 3 Days Of Marriage by jashar(f): 9:17am On Jul 09, 2016
brosasamy:
Ask your mum if your dad never cheated on her. Or those aunties what they are enduring in their marrieges.
Why should a person endure marriage? Why? Just to be called 'married'?

Hiiiaaaan!!!!!!
Romance › Re: Hustle To Quit Being Single–6 Things That Show You May Not Have A Boyfriend Soon by jashar(f): 8:31am On Jul 09, 2016
smiley
Romance › Re: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships by jashar(f): 11:43am On Jul 07, 2016
grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Lekki TV Company Asks For Light-skinned Girls In Job Ad, Nigerians React by jashar(f): 10:34am On Jul 07, 2016
the responses were epic though.... grin

But the ad is nonsense.... angry
Romance › Re: If Ur Handsome Are U Still Supposed To Spend On Girls? by jashar(f): 8:47am On Jul 05, 2016
nahhh!!!!! Girls will lay prostrate at your feet. They'll worship the ground you step on.

Oh handsome one!!!


undecided

(read with heavy sacarsm)

Iranu...
Romance › Re: My Collection Of Funny Memes 2016 by jashar(f): 5:14pm On Jul 04, 2016
Thanks for the laughs OP. cheesy grin
Romance › Re: See My Recreational Handwork (pictures) by jashar(f): 1:54pm On Jul 02, 2016
great work. You can consider being an illustrationist on the side.
kiss

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