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Yes.

Open ya mouth and tell him.

Next time, don't invite them in OR leave your house keys for them to fornicate.

Turn your house to a place of prayer.

She da real MVP. So brave...

Anyway, they would need to know the type of snake that bit her to administer the right anti-venom.

Hmm....

Bus Conductor...

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internationalman:
This is what I get whenever I try to do it with useless glo line.

Glo na network? I use them too, I had to chat with GTB on twitter. They were the ones who told me I had to recharge my line. Imagine the rubbish...


BTW, who's Ruth James?

LivingFree:
Ask em if your supposed to wear a bra under a towel

Abi o...

Na wa...

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I'm confused, are you supposed to wear shoes on a towel?

A woman, divorced his husband? Does that sound right to you?

You know what's best for your home.

Hmm....

Oga, you're funny o... The time you used in opening this thread, would have been used to call your doctor. Don't let this happen next time. Inugo?

How una dey o?

That's Uncle Azeez na... He does skit comedy.

Is Potiskum a city? If yes, you have your answer...

Hehehe... Una still dey scam?

How I survived; I left.

Happy Married Life...

The girl is so pretty...

soberdrunk:
I bind you!!! In my village we are allergic to jumping.......

Lolz... Was just trying to help you... If you need more suggestions....

soberdrunk:
I have said it before, they have used all the 'proposal styles" so when its my turn i will simply throw the ring to my future wife and say "babe catch ooooo!! Its a ring for proposal oooo!!! If you don't want throw it back ooooo!!!!"........

Take her sky diving and propose mid air...

The female officers should feel offended. Why didn't the male officers wear only their pant trousers with a beret to patrol the streets?

Iisssaaaaa gooooaaaalllll.....

Those who would go, would go...

Great opportunity here...

Luciferan369:
To you, it is, but you can not evaluate others based on your limited understanding of certain subject matters. You know nothing about others yet you want to judge others based on your technologically dysfunctional myopia.

Uncle, thank you for demeaning my intelligence this morning. You do well....

You're so smart, you couldn't decipher a joke despite the emoticon?

It is well with you o...

Luciferan369:
It is necessary for Kim to be very careful. Many Heads of States have been swapped with clones. With his sample, just two DNA cells can be cultured, electrified and magnetized for polarization, then introduced to embryonic fluid for fertilization and in 14 weeks a brand new Kim Jong-Un can be produced. And with Laser/Saner Technologies beamed from satellite his memory can be harvested within seconds and implanted on a nano-chip and beamed to the skull.

A brand new Kim, can be produced, and the next phase will be to replaced him with the clone, with full memory, but this time, with a tracker and botnet for control using the Voice of God (VoGT) Technology.

There are many clones that have been replaced with heads of States already and even celebrities have been replaced. Even their wives will not spot the difference is well handled, apart from birth marks.

I have experienced this. And I read some people saying he can be killed. That is silly, no one dares to kill these days, they simply replace the real with a clone that they control 100% with VoGT.

Too much conspiracy movies at work here.. Haba