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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jasonteague(m): 11:05am On Jun 17, 2023
CrystalTiger:
The only movie I anticipated this year which kinda didn't disappoint is extrACTION , fully lived up to it's name..

Would have given them a solid 9/10 but they didn't kill off that stupid Sandro kid.."Snitches must get stitches"..

I wanted to strangle that kid. Very dumb and annoying. Almost got all of them killed

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jasonteague(m): 6:34pm On Apr 04, 2023
blingxx:


He's an alien , a Kryptonian for crying out loud... how does it relate ? undecided

Google Superman: The Last God of Krypton. It was stated there. I was surprised when I saw it today.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jasonteague(m): 12:15pm On Apr 04, 2023
So Superman is a descendant of the sun god, Rao! That's why Superman is one of the DC Universe's strongest heroes.
Romance / Re: Say No To Porn Video On Phone by Jasonteague(m): 7:49am On Mar 25, 2023
Some of these phones have where you can store your files and access them with only your fingerprint. Anything you want to watch will be from that location, and when you exit that app, it locks itself.

Baba, you be gee sha. All the Mia Khalifa, Abella Danger, Angela White,
Politics / Re: FG To Build NDLEA Barracks With N5.2bn by Jasonteague(m): 2:45pm On Mar 23, 2023
This government is very clueless

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Phones / Re: Which Samsung Phone Can I Get With A Budget Of 100k? by Jasonteague(m): 4:48pm On Jan 17, 2023
Go for Samsung o. Apart from the high quality of the phone, you will also get exciting offers like Spotify and Grammarly free for 90 days.
Celebrities / Re: Iretiola Doyle Confirms Divorce From Husband, Patrick by Jasonteague(m): 2:35pm On Jan 14, 2023
post=120005485:

Must you una complain everything in life?
Y'all be complaining for a long time
The young man did the right thing, you are here still whining, waiting and complaining.
E do ..... una go cry,
E no do ..... una go wail.
Who do una dis tin?

Not surprising is those same set of people.
Y'all better go create una ipobland.com forum and leave sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians in Nairaland.com alone.

As the new Nairaland line dey pain una,
E dey sweet us tongue


Tueh!

Seun Osewa, leave it this new way biko,
It makes things very legible and distinct.
We love it laidat. kiss


@topic.
They should enjoy their new lives.
Some women now even have Happy Divorce Party!
Wonders!!


I love it. It looks neat
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jasonteague(m): 6:27pm On Dec 25, 2022
pu7pl3:


You wan dey masturbate into the new year?
Don't do it bro. Use that money and watch The way of water with your girl instead

Na those Italian Vintage I wan watch. Monica Rocafforte,
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jasonteague(m): 4:50pm On Dec 25, 2022
Abeg, who get Xvideos red login details, make him gift me for this Christmas. @pu7pl3 @ abduleez1
Religion / Re: Should Christian Couples Practise Other Styles Of Sex Apart Frm Conventionastyle by Jasonteague(m): 11:50am On Nov 27, 2022
Can your wife suck your Dick?
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jasonteague(m): 8:20pm On Sep 11, 2022
Frostyzone:
Thor: Love & Thunder.

Taika Waititi had to have been on hard drugs when he wrote and directed this piece of fvcking garbage. How else could he have thought it was a good idea to turn a bunch of kids into mini-Thors, or to have Thor fanboy Zeus? And who the fvck approved this nonsense and thought it was worthy of release, ffs?

Taika Waititi used to be a man I admired for his ability to successfully blend tragedy and humor, until I learned that he left his wife, who also served as his co-writer on many projects, for an English bimbo. This expose didn't sit well with me, but I was like, "Okay, I'll try to separate the art from the artist," but 10 minutes in, I could tell it was going to suck just like the man who wrote it. I realized at that point that I couldn't separate that shiteel from his work if my life depended on it. In the space of a few days, that fvcker has become my most despised director/writer in Hollywood.

Fvck Taika Waititi. May he never be asked to direct another high-profile project. Scum. I hope he claws back to his native New Zealand in shame. Hopefully, the shitstain will fade into obscurity and be forced to make low-budget porn movies to make ends meet.

Baba dey calm down abeg. Life no dey too hard as you take am. See the venom and hate you put into this writing. Bro you need to cool off. The man you are talking about will not see this and don't give a shit about you.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jasonteague(m): 4:12pm On Sep 08, 2022
How do you guys download on TFPDL.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jasonteague(m): 8:57am On Sep 06, 2022
neztar:
okay here we go.
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Chocolate Milf 1
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Here cums the bride
Naughty Black housewives 2
My baby got back 46
All about cherokee D ass
All about D ass
All that ass: the orgy 1
Ass for days
Ass parade 28
You can download from xvideos
Thanks brother

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jasonteague(m): 8:39am On Sep 06, 2022
neztar:
okay here we go.
Black Girl Next Door 8
Big Breast Nurses 4
Big Butt all Stars
Big Titty Milf 3
Big Black Racks 1
Cum Drenched Black Tits
Chocolate Milf 1
Dynamic Booty
Official boyz N the hood parody
Here cums the bride
Naughty Black housewives 2
My baby got back 46
All about cherokee D ass
All about D ass
All that ass: the orgy 1
Ass for days
Ass parade 28
You can download from xvideos
Thanks brother
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jasonteague(m): 5:52pm On Sep 05, 2022
Please who fit recommend better Mojo for me @purple Abduleez1. Preferably African American. The Cherokee D Ass and Victoria Cakes kind.

Many thanks.

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TV/Movies / Re: Where Can I Download Good Movies by Jasonteague(m): 10:01am On Aug 29, 2022
xvideos.com
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jasonteague(m): 8:16pm On Aug 24, 2022
Can we call Tom Cruise Top Gun Maverick a masterpiece?
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jasonteague(m): 3:33pm On Aug 17, 2022
Top gun Maverick 2/10

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TV/Movies / Re: Meet The BBNaija 2022 Female Housemates (Level Up) by Jasonteague(m): 9:11pm On Jul 25, 2022
seunfape:
Only beauty that is beautiful among all

I saw what you did there
Phones / Re: Samsung Official Thread by Jasonteague(m): 2:29pm On Jul 25, 2022
please help: My phone is downloading more mb than the original file. let's say the file I want to download is 50 mb and when I click on the download button it becomes like 55 or 56 mb. Also when I'm using xender it does the same thing. The file increases when the file gets to my phone. why is this happening? I'm using a Samsung galaxy a52.
Thanks
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Jasonteague(m): 5:25am On Jul 25, 2022
please help: My phone is downloading more mb than the original file. let's say the file I want to download is 50 mb and when I click on the download button it becomes like 55 or 56 mb. Also when I'm using xender it does the same thing. The file increases when the file gets to my phone. why is this happening? I'm using a Samsung galaxy a52.

Thanks
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija Haters: Why Do You Dislike The Show? by Jasonteague(m): 10:04pm On Jul 23, 2022
jenifer007:

With all your writeups on NL if I don't see you in heaven,na war o
You really said it all

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Phones / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Shares Photos Of The Cars His Wife And Himself Use by Jasonteague(m): 2:29pm On Jul 21, 2022
WatchYourSix:


He ddnt say that's the only car they have....

Mark wey be say na baller.... grin

That white nigga spent a wasteful $26.8 million on security and private jet travel in 2021....if he was that simple and prudent...he won't have a private jet...

Baba even has an ultra-luxury yacht named “Ulysses” which he bough for $150 million at the Monaco Yacht Show last September,

The yacht has a private helicopter, a separate 24-meter tender boat, an extra 4x4 car and a motorcycle......make una no let all this rich people dey give una lamba ..
Go and watch iron man 1 then you will know the meaning of private jet
Education / Re: Is Dressing Like These Morally Wrong & Unethical For Teaching Profession? Photos by Jasonteague(m): 11:36am On Jul 21, 2022
Wawelexy:


Is it your money? Reminds me of my social studies teacher back in jss, nothing enters my head whenever she teaches, na that her big melon � I dey always focus my eyes on, las las we discover say na one male teacher dey shag am, till today i never know why the thing still dey pain me....

I also experienced this when I was in jss2. They brought a corner to teach social studies in my school. This corper no dey wear her copper dress o. This girl back na fire. They complained that she always wear trouser which is not appropriate for the teaching environment. She change am to skirt but that one come worse. The skirt now really brought out her protruding ass. Damn I wish I was her age that time she for hear am.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jasonteague(m): 2:23pm On Jul 20, 2022
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TV/Movies / Re: Are Those Sex In Movies Real?? by Jasonteague(m): 2:09pm On Jul 20, 2022
Hally Berry in monster ball
Phones / Re: ***** Infinix Discussion Thread ***** by Jasonteague(m): 7:19pm On Jul 14, 2022
what baffles me is the fact this phone company will put an android 12 operating system on a 2gb ram 32gb rom phone. Them go come put big battery That's just pure wickedness

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Family / Re: Nigerian Man Celebrates As His Sister Gives Birth To Twins After 15 Years by Jasonteague(m): 5:43pm On Jul 13, 2022
I want to ask a question. please why does attract so much hate on this forum. I mean isn't everyone entitled to their own opinion. I here people here calling him all kinds of name like vulture griller, dead meat seller, cannibal griller, nairaland zombie etc.

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Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Jasonteague(m): 7:34pm On Jun 18, 2022
evening guys.

just got the Samsung galaxy A52, but I noticed it came with android version 12 instead of the 11 that was stated.

and how do I check if my phone is brand new or refurbished.
thanks.

Bought the phone at solat
TV/Movies / Re: Top 10 Best Nigerian Nollywood Movies Of All Times!! by Jasonteague(m): 6:30pm On Jun 17, 2022
what about silent night
The prostitute
Vuga
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jasonteague(m): 3:47pm On Jun 12, 2022
JackBizzle:


Did they tell you that Thor is slow?

Isn't superman vulnerable to magic?


Dude seriously, you comparing supes speed to that of Thor. Even Thor will disagree with this your analysis.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jasonteague(m): 6:28pm On May 25, 2022
Iamyemmie:
Jordan is too cute damn kiss
Meanwhile layla has officially dated all the guys in their clique
Wahala no too much

All American season 4 finale
Season 5 probably gonna be 2023

That's Oyinbo for you. layla dated Asha, Spencer and will probably date Jordan in season 5. Olivia self no carry last. Dated asha and Spence. They are just going in circles which is weird if you ask me. Season 5 should start in October. Hope you are also watching homecoming

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