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Romance › Re: Are Presents Only For Girlfriends This Season?? by jawalis(m): 10:48am On Dec 25, 2020

virginprincess:
How many people even gave there bf\gf present sef, what you should be thinking about is how to give your parents presents not bf, who boyfriend epp.

WORDS ON MARBLE.
Bless up for this piece.
I don’t have much but I still manage to gift Mom 6yards of White Atiku attires. Got no business with Dad though

Romance › Re: Are Presents Only For Girlfriends This Season?? by jawalis(m): 10:44am On Dec 25, 2020

StacyO:
You assumed wrong.
Lol

Oh. Tell me then what exactly you mean

Romance › Re: Are Presents Only For Girlfriends This Season?? by jawalis(m): 10:39am On Dec 25, 2020

StacyO:

I wanted you to rewrite history

Let me assume this is just a troll.

Romance › Re: See The Nonsense I Witnessed When I Went To Withdraw From ATM This Xmas Morning by jawalis(m): 10:38am On Dec 25, 2020

endsarrrs:
shaaatap abi na u be the mumu ?

Ok. I refuse to bring myself so low.

Romance › Re: Are Presents Only For Girlfriends This Season?? by jawalis(m): 10:22am On Dec 25, 2020

StacyO:
It's a form of space ship.

I've been in space for over 3 decades now.

Do you know what being in ice means??
You might be quoting the wrong person ma’am. I still cannot make sense from all of these.

Can you help me inform the Nigerian government to build it??

Romance › Re: See The Nonsense I Witnessed When I Went To Withdraw From ATM This Xmas Morning by jawalis(m): 10:20am On Dec 25, 2020

GRA which state? Pls next time; it’s honorably to mind your business

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Islam › Re: Criticising People In Their Presence Or Absence? by jawalis(m): 10:18am On Dec 25, 2020

Hmmm

Christianity Etc › Re: Father Christmas Keeping Social Distance by jawalis(m): 10:16am On Dec 25, 2020

The fear of corona is the beginning of wisdom

Romance › Re: Are Presents Only For Girlfriends This Season?? by jawalis(m): 10:15am On Dec 25, 2020

StacyO:
Can you help me construct a Cr17 launcher??

I don’t understand you

Romance › Re: Are Presents Only For Girlfriends This Season?? by jawalis(m): 10:04am On Dec 25, 2020

Just treat people in your life fairly. Not only your girlfriend

Romance › Re: Wish Five Nairalanders A Merry Christmas by jawalis(m): 10:00am On Dec 25, 2020

Torie8
Denique
Castingcrowns
Baddiefreak
Zzor. Merry Christmas to you all. Pls endeavor Send my chicken through mail.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Share Memories Of The Most Enjoyable Christmas Celebration You Had! by jawalis(m): 11:34pm On Dec 24, 2020

amakadihot87:
.......wow I am touched

Good Christmas wishes to you

Romance › Re: FFK: Any Man Who Doesn't Give His Lady At Least N2M For Christmas Is In Trouble by jawalis(m): 2:12pm On Dec 24, 2020

I don’t even have 2M. How can I give what I don’t have?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Share Memories Of The Most Enjoyable Christmas Celebration You Had! by jawalis(m): 2:09pm On Dec 24, 2020

Organicist95:
Z

Funny lady. Was only booking space to modify later.

Christianity Etc › Re: Share Memories Of The Most Enjoyable Christmas Celebration You Had! by jawalis(m): 2:01pm On Dec 24, 2020

Born to a “below average “ family. The only thing that makes Xmas different from other days is that Mom do manage to offer us “Eve” those days, she’ll mix with 10 liters of water and serve us. And sometimes if she could strive to get us new “kito” sandals and a design of cloth with different animals pictures on it. It’s not been so easy growing up though but there’s light at the end of the tunnel.
To everyone in sane shoe with me, let’s all keep our head up and work smart. Things will definitely turn around.
Merry Christmas to all Nairaland member and Guess reading this. May you all live to witness more on earth and in good health

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Romance › Re: 10 Million Naira Or A Visit To Your State Governor. by jawalis(op): 7:46pm On Dec 23, 2020

Queenslander:
Hmmm, destiny I guess!!

Yeah. Maybe. The guy is actually a software engineer. He met with Sanwo Olu last year. He was sponsored for training in Beijing With lots of cash gift.

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Celebrities › Re: Lola Omotayo Misses Her Father A Week After His Death by jawalis(m): 7:40pm On Dec 23, 2020

Hmmmmm. Death is inevitable. She should put herself together and let the dead rest peacefully
Enough of the public display of empathy.

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Romance › Re: 10 Million Naira Or A Visit To Your State Governor. by jawalis(op): 7:36pm On Dec 23, 2020

Queenslander:
Lool. Which yeye state governor,. Who him help?

Depends on you. I have heard of a guy who had a chance to meet with his state Governor in Lagos state and now he’s a millionaire cos he had idea already in him. All he wanted and craved was an avenue to showcase what he’s got in himself.

Romance › Re: 10 Million Naira Or A Visit To Your State Governor. by jawalis(op): 7:33pm On Dec 23, 2020

chuk65276:
How can I meet kwara state governor ??

He won’t even help you. Few Students from my school ( Kwasu) has met with him. They were disappointed

Romance › Re: 10 Million Naira Or A Visit To Your State Governor. by jawalis(op): 7:31pm On Dec 23, 2020

Draslo:
Thank you sir. I'd rather you stop quoting me. I'm sure your "peeps" in Canada are also fantasizing about meeting their state governor for financial favours or 10m.

Forgive me my brother. Pls.
I don’t mean to sound insultive if you find my response as such. what am trying to say is that I have 3 friends presently in Canada. I would have joined them if I wasn’t denied visa. The truth is this guys do complain to me too. We just have different things to complain about. One was even telling me bluntly the he would have preferred to come back to Nigeria if he can get a good job. About security: trust me. No where on earth is 100% safe like Gaba Shehu replied Reno this afternoon. They might not complain about electricity, road networks, job etc but trust me. They always complain about many things too. He told me I should just stay in Naija and hustle hard. I know someone in Michigan; she complained about job too. Forget dollar paparazzi. She wish she’s in Nigeria again but her parent won’t allow her. Different policies that cut their balls. I have someone in Romania. Trust me. These guys wish they could get a well paying job in Nigeria. They’ll gladly return home.

Romance › Re: 10 Million Naira Or A Visit To Your State Governor. by jawalis(op): 4:19pm On Dec 23, 2020

Draslo:
I didn't know they usually take light in Canada. Thanks for educating me.

Use your head bro. I have peeps in Canada. They complain of things too.

Education › Re: Deeper Life School Begs Parents Of Sexually Abused Student To Withdraw Case by jawalis(m): 4:17pm On Dec 23, 2020

LadyTianna:
Ogbeni be quiet Jare. Did you watch the video at all? The child said the school willfully neglects to give them afternoon food. They don't let the kids eat sometimes and provisions are not allowed in the school

And your mucus brain did not tell you to be courteous right? The only thing your dead panel could say is that shiit you typed there.
Get the fuckkk off my mention

Travel › Re: Pictures And Observations From My Trip To Ijebu-jesa, A Town In Osun State by jawalis(m): 4:14pm On Dec 23, 2020

pocohantas:
Like say I get your strength before
Where is Lalasticlala?

Really? You sure are calling the lord savior of Nairaland to come and ban me right? Damn. Because I said “ Enough of our argument “
Wow.

Travel › Re: Pictures And Observations From My Trip To Ijebu-jesa, A Town In Osun State by jawalis(m): 2:48pm On Dec 23, 2020

pocohantas:
I never said I was right did I? I said they whine a lot and yes, it is right.

Enough of this.
Peace unto you dear Poco.
Looking forward to your next trip.

Travel › Re: Pictures And Observations From My Trip To Ijebu-jesa, A Town In Osun State by jawalis(m): 2:44pm On Dec 23, 2020

pocohantas:
You don’t tell me what is necessary. Oh please. If the shoe fits, by all means wear it.

You can’t always be right. You know it.

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Travel › Re: Pictures And Observations From My Trip To Ijebu-jesa, A Town In Osun State by jawalis(m): 2:41pm On Dec 23, 2020

pocohantas:
I said what I said, younger guys whine like babies looking for breastmilk. It is not men-bashing, it is not an insult- IT IS THE TRUTH.

A quick walk through the Nairaland Romance section would prove me right. They can whine oooo! Na only them waka come? ?

You can spare that lecture and truth for other day/thread ma’am. It’s unnecessary now.
Y’ll Yell at N’land men/guys at every single opportunity and you expect they keep it cool. What an irony

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Education › Re: Six Conditions Given To FG By ASUU Before Suspending Strike by jawalis(m): 2:37pm On Dec 23, 2020

ASUU is weak.
They should look and for other means of displaying their frustrations and displease rather than strike all the time.
The FGN knows fully that they only Avenue ASUU can use is strike and thus; they are used to it.

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Travel › Re: Pictures And Observations From My Trip To Ijebu-jesa, A Town In Osun State by jawalis(m): 2:34pm On Dec 23, 2020

Pocohantas herself is about to turn the nice thread to a men-bashing Avenue now. You can describe the elders without insulting and bashing younger men.

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Romance › Re: 10 Million Naira Or A Visit To Your State Governor. by jawalis(op): 2:23pm On Dec 23, 2020

Draslo:
You're funny. Canada is not heaven but I can start a business there without budgeting for generator. I can protest without being shot at. I can find a woman who will love me for me very easily. I can get an education without a 9-month strike. I can go into the wilderness without thinking about bandits. I can get a nice job even without going to school. I can live without gf asking for urgent 2k. I can decide to play football and live very, very comfortably. I can decide to visit Nigeria and fly away when I wish. I dunno about you but it is heavenly appealing.

You can not always be right.

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Romance › Re: 10 Million Naira Or A Visit To Your State Governor. by jawalis(op): 2:02pm On Dec 23, 2020

Draslo:
You must be joking.
How much does it cost to relocate to Canada?
Governor ko governor ni.

Stop it. Canada is not heaven. You can be successful here too. I understand you though

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Romance › 10 Million Naira Or A Visit To Your State Governor. by jawalis(op): 1:54pm On Dec 23, 2020

Nothing; they say, is so often irretrievably missed as a lost opportunity. Catch a man a fish and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity. While we stop to think, we often miss our opportunity. Now Straight to the point.
If you are offered an opportunity Before the year ends either to accept a cash of 10,000,000.00 or a visit to you state Governor. Which one would you pick and why?
For me; it’s a visit to my Governor
Because; I have a potential to unveil. All I need a massive audience and support.

Sports › Re: FIFA Cancels U17, U20 Women’s World Cup by jawalis(m): 1:32pm On Dec 23, 2020

I’m not a fan of football but I’ll use this space to say my good wishes to all Nairalanders at home and diaspora, Compliments of the Season and best wishes to y’all.
Wishing you and your family lots of good health, tons of happiness and plenty of prosperity in the year ahead. I’m Wishing you a season of peace filled with love and happiness.
My special and unreserved greetings to
Torie8.
Denique.
Baddiefreak.
Pocohantas.
Zzor.
Zini.
Zanibank.
Castingcrowns.
Vihana.
AlpaFvckmale.
iLegend.
Slawormir. Aka Damn nigga
And to all Moderators. We shall all see the year to the end peacefully.
Gracias.

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