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I woke up this morning only to receive a debit Alert of 17,000 from wema bank, few minutes later, I received another alert of the same amount making 34,000 today. I got up and made my way to the bank, I was made to realize it’s a payment made with my card online and it’s most time a result of comprise from street POS vendors. Am left with nothing and if there’s a way I can get help on how to retrieve or track my money. I’ll be grateful because am left with zero balance for now.
Mods pls. Rocktation, farano

meobizy:
Kai, why am I just learning of this? I suspected such was possible long ago, na Nairaland tell me wahala no dey. I hope my one-time transaction doesn’t set me up for a world of pain in future.

The bank would know what to do. I’ll find it hard to believe they only told you “tough luck, kid.”

It’s sad. I felt really bad hearing that from the banker this morning. I was told bluntly that it’s a successful transaction and there’s nothing they can do about it. I need help.

I woke up this morning only to receive a debit Alert of 17,000 from wema bank, few minutes later, I received another alert of the same amount making 34,000 today. I got up and made my way to the bank, I was made to realize it’s a payment made with my card online and it’s most time a result of comprise from street POS vendors. Am left with nothing and if there’s a way I can get help on how to retrieve or track my money. I’ll be grateful because am left with zero balance for now.
Pls mod. OAM4J, Mynd44

THeGamerBTL:
This one resemble Daniel Regha

Lol. You know that guy too.

GENDERLESS ALIEN"

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LIZARD MAN

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DENNIS ANVER :

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ETHAN BRAMBLE :

Ethan became obsessed with tattoos at the tender age of 11. Ethan had already gotten 40 body modification surgeries by the time he was 22. Among his many surgeries were ripping his tongue, removing his belly button ..

REAL-LIFE SUPERMAN :

Herbert Chavez has undergone numerous procedures to look like Superman.
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MISS ENDOWED ?" :

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LIVING CARTOON :

Model Pixee Fox had six ribs removed to achieve a tiny waist.
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1. CATWOMAN :

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HUMAN KEN DOLL :

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R I P NAIRALAND.
this kind of thread made it to the front page. What a pity.

These filtered pictures? Nairaland is worse

Elporo:
E dey happen .. Sometimes you see a stupid comment. And, hope someone responds, but nothing.

You be like no no no no ... no .. no no ... no .. I must talk about this.

I tell you bro. I wish I’d not responded to her silliness.

Jennyclay:
Broke men with their normal rants!!

Who told you i don't have a job or something doing? So because I refuse to settle for less and Mr Nobody like you it's a crime right ?

Stop calling people Mr. Nobody my dear. If you are somebody or your family has a big name, trust me, you wouldn’t be here looking heaven and earth for a man with car.
If you are somebody or your family is well known, you will not need to say it. Just imagine DJ Cuppy, does that lady need to introduce herself before she’s respected? No. The likes of Biola Okoya, Tosin Shokunbi, Abisola Kiola Daisi etc. you’ll never see these ladies calling people mr nobody on the internet. But what do I know. Important people like you.

Jennyclay:
So you expect me to be revealing and exposing my body just to impress you sex staved pervert men right? Everybody can't be like your girlfriend my dear.

Please stay out of my mention, if you don't wanna see the other side of me.

Be warned!!!

Don’t be silly. You can never compare my girlfriend with yourself. You guys are two parallel lane with different orientations, my girl works and she’s got herself plots of land already from her income without a penny from me, soon, she’ll start building on it with the help of insurance companies. But you are still here waiting and wasting till you get a man who’ll do that for you. For your information, Your unclothedness will be unattractive to me. So stop thinking weird.

Tell me what other side do you have that I’ve not seen with your silly orientation about relationship? Oh. You’ll report my username to your boyfriend moderator. Lol. Pls do ASAP

Jennyclay:
this should be the last time you would ever quote me again or mention me again! Don't you dare try it in your miserable life again!

Am I the cause of your brokeness? Am I the cause of your poverty stricken lifestyle? If you want a cheap girl then go to your father's village and look for a cheap girl to date. Don't come here and pour your frustration on me biko!

Nonsense!!

Pls change the picture on your profile. It doesn’t portray what you are trying to prove. Dress well and attractive. Then get good phone for yourself. Maybe by then, you can attract the type of men you want. Peace

Jennyclay:
this should be the last time you would ever quote me again or mention me again! Don't you dare try it in your miserable life again!

Am I the cause of your brokeness? Am I the cause of your poverty stricken lifestyle? If you want a cheap girl then go to your father's village and look for a cheap girl to date. Don't come here and pour your frustration on me biko!

Nonsense!!

You even mentioned my father. But I’m not going to refer to your family or disrespect your father because I know he’s really tried to give you a good life outside relying on men but it’s sad you chose to live your life this way. Nevertheless, I am not broke and I fend for myself. I can afford to get you iPhone 11 this week if it’s the case. Just so you know I’m not so broke. But I’m not rich. I don’t even have a car. My life is not miserable ma’am. I’m trying to be fine and I lives in reality unlike yourself who sit back and wait for a innocent don of another woman to buy you a car. I have a younger sister who pay 450k on her house rent in Lagos here, guess what? She works for it all her life. She own a little shop too where she makes hand bag for women like you but you are here waiting and praying for a man to buy you a car, change your broken screen phone, buy you monthly subscription amongst other. It’s good at least. Such msn can beat you and throw you out anytime he’s tired of your bullshit. And you’ll be welcome on Nairaland to narrate the story of how a man who used to pamper you now hit you with punches. Lol

Elporo:
Why u guys answer these little girls .. e dey funny me die.
Nairaland no dey pay them like it used to.

Instagram, Facebook, TKTK, Snap .. competition is very brutal

Monday - I am a feminist
Tuesday - I am virgin
Wednesday - Simps are X, Redpillers are Y, Housewives are Z
Thursday - I am getting married
Friday - I had sex with my ex on the floor while my husband was calling
Saturday - Men are scum, it was just sex with my ex
Sunday -

Right. I blame myself for taking my time to reply her silly comment. I was just irritated and that more I replied her. It’s becoming boring and obsolete. Every little thing “I can’t date broke men, I can’t date a man that doesn’t have a car bla bla bla. That’s how to know a girl who has never been with a man with cars or house. She’ll be so obsessed with those things. And that exactly is the do called silly jennyclay case. I read her comment on almost every damn thread on Nairaland. It’s always about car and house from a man. I checked her profile picture and I saw a funny looking unattractive girl all wrapped like masquerade. It’s been weeks since I visited Nairaland cos I see the website is becoming nonsense. I stay on Twitter most time and it worth it. But this lazy girls here always want a man who will buy her father a car and complete their uncomplicated family building. To even think that the person who wrote this threat had a good intention judging by the context. But that fool is always looking for a mean to embarrass her ugly self looking for a man to eradicate poverty in her family. I hope she finds a man though.

Jennyclay:
Please keep quiet!

Just saw your profile now, You've been looking for a cheap phone to buy. I hope you've bought the cheap phone already?

Your mate are buying iPhone 12 and above you're here looking for cheap phone to buy. Mtchheew!!

Broke men everywhere!!

And your own mates are buying what? iPhone 5 right? I pity any man who’ll wife a gold digger like you. He must really regret such decisions for a lifetime

Jennyclay:
Just imagine an emotional immature man without a job, house, car, business and money is professing love to me. Nawa oo!! Who wants to settle for less with Mr Nobody? Am i going to eat Love? Sir put your love inside your pocket. Biko.

Personally, I'm allergic to broke and poor men. Their wahala is just too much!!

Rich men are allergic to gold diggers too. I hope you know. If the picture on your profile is yourself, then you obviously deserves some broke ass men cos you look broke too.

Jennyclay:
Just imagine an emotional immature man without a job, house, car, business and money is professing love to me. Nawa oo!! Who wants to settle for less with Mr Nobody? Am i going to eat Love? Sir put your love inside your pocket. Biko.

Personally, I'm allergic to broke and poor men. Their wahala is just too much!!

Must a man lift you out of poverty. Can’t you just work for what you want in life, honestly your comments are becoming meaningless and foolish everyday with the way you dwell on a man having car and house blah blah blah. Do you have a car for yourself? How much do you earn monthly just for you to think a man that has all those things will prefer you over a woman who has worked to get what she requires in life. You are always here shouting broke men and making fool of yourself. Likes of you and siofra are reasons I stop logging on to Nairaland. I use Twitter often because you’ll see ladies who know what they want and talk with their brain. Not just the usual sh!t broke men this broke men that when you can’t afford a good life for yourself. So a man must be the jehoval in your life to eradicate poverty. Shame on you. Pls visit good website and mingle with other ladies over maybe you’ll change your thinking.

Whazar:
Matter wey we don settle for twitter since

You got it. I saw this thread on Twitter since Tuesday, Nairaland is damn boring and empty.

1Sharon:
She could have worn a nappy

What do you mean

Pls try transportation sir. I’m very serious about it. You can get a good bus. Maybe one for a start, do not give out yourself to the person who will drive it. Get a way to contact the chairman of a particular route or unit or bus stop. Then hand the bus over to the chairman by yourself and let him get a return probably weekly as you get yours. By this, your bus will be well maintained and monitored.
If you are in a good location, you can as well try hospitality with about 5m. I mean, Eatery, fastfood etc. but pls select your location well. And lastly; you can think about gas refilling station.

Dfynboi:
eyaah poor lad

Indeed. I almost felt guilty cos of her attitude for the remaining three days. She laid the blanket on the bed before sleeping and she kept distance from me, she’s so careful so I don’t roll on it but I don’t even care about it like she thought. I tried to make her comfortable but failed.

Simolicatalano:
Really sad!
How was the atmosphere during her stay.
Were you able to keep in touch even after she moved out ?

It’s sad indeed. She stayed for about 5days. But the other three days were not so cool. She’s always having that kind of complex feeling of intimidation. She will sit and never say anything for hours. She’s over careful and I can’t even ask if my friend knew about it. I was left in the middle. I didn’t talked about it to my friend till date anyways. I pretended nothings happened. We still view each other’s status on WhatsApp but she’s no more with my friend

Had few encounter truthfully and it was not palatable, I couldn’t sense the feeling disappointment and guilt in her.
While I was in 200L, a friend called that his girlfriend would be staying with me for few days till she’s able to get accommodation for herself and I agreed to it. When she arrived, she insisted she’ll sleep on the tiles the first night and I don’t want to force her to the bed so I allowed her, before I got up in the morning; she’d mopped the floor and clean everywhere but I thought it was normal ladies cleaning and stuffs. Then the next night it was a bit cold so I insisted she’s not staying on the floor because of the weather. With so much persuasion, she agreed to it and we slept after random gists and all. I got up about 5am and I met her siting on the bed, I asked why she’s up at that time, she said nothing that she’s attending to customers on her WhatsApp, but I noticed she’d taken out the blanket we used outside, I ignored and slept only to move my hand backward and the place was damn cold, I felt bad maybe my room started leaking from the roof or what? I got up and started apologizing immediately for the leakage but I noticed the asbestos was not wet so I became more confused, What’s happening, she started pleading; erm erm pls am sorry I took garri after you slept last night so I couldn’t wake up and I was tired blah blah. I got her point and I said it’s fine. We placed the bed right the window to dry it off in the day. The next night she insisted she sleeps on the floor but I didn’t agreed to it, I asked her bluntly, are you afraid you might wet the bed again? She started crying and said Yes. I told her no problem, just sleep on the bed with the blanket and she did the same. I couldn’t help her condition but I felt bad because she’s such a pretty girl

Nonexisting:
Considering the Buhari effect, you look good brother. Happy birthday and cheers.

Survival

Blessiing:
Happy birthday, long life in good health and wealth

Thank you so much

Juliet751:
Happy birthday dear!

Thank you Jul.