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Romance › Re: How Do You Fvck An Ugly Girl by Jay542(m): 11:18am On Aug 31, 2016

Vizkizz:
Damn! I must try this shiit! Latest by 2pm

No try am for fat girl oo. E go just turn stress

Food › Re: Made In Anambra Rice Sells For ₦9,000 In Onitsha (Photos) by Jay542(m): 11:13am On Aug 31, 2016

teacherbim:
Ilupeju,Lagos,a bag of rice is 18-20k

Did you buy it? How much? Be very precise. Don't estimate

Crime › Re: Robbers Spend Six Hours In Victim’s House (photo) by Jay542(m): 11:01am On Aug 31, 2016

All these bullshit bou demolishing of house and sickness is rubbish. It gives you no right to disturb the peace of a family. They should just die there.

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Romance › Re: Why In The Name Of HELL Would A Guy Be Doing This To His Girl by Jay542(m): 10:45am On Aug 31, 2016

Oyind17:
Give him to lick, kini big deal. If he can lick it without blood and decided to lick it with blood. Change of menu thinz

There's big deal oo. If he's doing juju nko. Better don't give any lick. No be normal thing

Politics › Re: Cattle Spotted On The Street Of Ado-Ekiti Despite Fayose's Anti-Grazing Bill by Jay542(m): 10:39am On Aug 31, 2016

DonCrust:
Another APC member

How many times have you had an encounter with the fulanis? Okay let's say you buy kindirimu from their women, have you gone close to the male especially when their cows are grazing? Stop fooling yourself. Buhari is an Islamist and a dictator...simple

Don't Conclude. It's just common sense. Not all of them are bad. Afterall there's freedom of grazing. Government said if you see any herdsman with automatic weapons, you report to the nearest police. It's not hard.

Romance › Re: How To Keep The Lady You Are Dating! by Jay542(m): 10:09am On Aug 31, 2016

This is just too much. Just do yu . Pere

Celebrities › Re: Meeting Mark Zuckerberg Or Jidenna 'Classic Man'? by Jay542(m): 10:02am On Aug 31, 2016

CecyAdrian:
Mark will do, I will watch Jidenna on TV and sing along with him, but Mark, I need to talk to one-on-one

Celebrities › Re: Angry Fan's Open Letter To Chidinma by Jay542(m): 9:59am On Aug 31, 2016

HMZi:
matches na 10naira,make i go buy cum

Osheey

Romance › Re: 5 Reasons Why Tall Ladies Are The Most Sought After by Jay542(m): 9:56am On Aug 31, 2016

They are not the most sought after. There are more short ladies than tall ones. So there's a high tendency to see short ladies doing nothing than the tall ones. When you do a proper research on institutions and even marriages, you'll see see short ladies are more every where. When I mean short, I mean average height.

Romance › Re: When They Ask You To Draw Your Ex by Jay542(m): 9:40am On Aug 31, 2016

Your choice of beauty is alarming Op

Celebrities › Re: Kunbi Oyelese & Lanre Tomori's White Wedding Photos by Jay542(m): 9:38am On Aug 31, 2016

Nixiepie:
Congrat bae, buh this wedding gown hmm

What happen to it?

Celebrities › Re: Angry Fan's Open Letter To Chidinma by Jay542(m): 9:35am On Aug 31, 2016

HMZi:
Na by singing e'rtime?Sharrap..
.
.oya take...

Spark it and pass. Lighter no dey. grin

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Celebrities › Re: Angry Fan's Open Letter To Chidinma by Jay542(m): 9:34am On Aug 31, 2016

I didnt even notice. When no be say person dey jam her music like that.

Celebrities › Re: Simi Confirms Dating Ycee. "Age Is Just A Number" by Jay542(m): 9:30am On Aug 31, 2016

IamNawty:
How is dat even possible

Why isn't it possible?

Politics › Re: Chibok Girls Swapping: Stop Giving Too Much Powers To Terrorists, BBOG To Buhari by Jay542(m): 8:48am On Aug 31, 2016

When there's pressure on bringing the girls than the terrorists. Nigerians can confuse person ehn. angry

Politics › Re: $200m Halliburton Cash ‘blown On Presidential Helicopter’ by Jay542(m): 8:23am On Aug 31, 2016

Making Money Machine. GEJ economy

Politics › Re: "Boko Haram Ready For Peace" - Aisha Wakil by Jay542(m): 8:13am On Aug 31, 2016

They can never be ready for peace. They terrorists. They know no Peace

Politics › Re: Soludo Backs Buhari’s Emergency Bill, Proposes N19trn ‘Anti-Recession’ Blueprint by Jay542(m): 8:06am On Aug 31, 2016

Luckylife:
Weather he backs or carry or nurse who ever he feels like doing just tell bubu that we want him to return Nigeria as he met her immediately.

Lol He'll return Nigeria better. grin

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Celebrities › Re: Akpororo And His Wife Welcome A Baby Girl by Jay542(m): 8:03am On Aug 31, 2016

DJHANDSOME:
I pray MAKE the baby no go resemble opororo OOOOO

Opororo kor Oproko nii

Celebrities › Re: See Epic Reply A Lady Gave Linda Ikeji On Twitter by Jay542(m): 7:58am On Aug 31, 2016

Linda doesn't really post sef

Webmasters › Re: Mark Zuckerberg Walking Without Bodyguard Today (pics) by Jay542(m): 7:43am On Aug 31, 2016

joseph1832:
How you expect people wey dey look for wetin to chop to recognise Zuckerberg? On top dis Buhari economy.

Lol. If na wizkid nobody go reason am. That street go don full die. grin

Webmasters › Re: Mark Zuckerberg Walking Without Bodyguard Today (pics) by Jay542(m): 7:10am On Aug 31, 2016

People on the street didn't even recognize him huh

nawa oo

Webmasters › Re: Mark Zuckerberg Walking Without Bodyguard Today (pics) by Jay542(m): 7:01am On Aug 31, 2016

hilaomo:
[size=18pt]When this guy enter 9ja naChai!!!see how I dey miss news since senior bros Jona leave office,Oga bubu no let me subscribe my gotv again.[/size]

Recharge card no increase oo.

Romance › Re: I Am Wedding A Nairalander Next Month by Jay542(m): 6:57am On Aug 31, 2016

coolkris:
smallie

When you dey ask for love you no sabi say she be smallie. Didirin. angry

Romance › Re: A Nairalander's Pre-wedding Pix That Broke The Net. by Jay542(m): 9:07pm On Aug 30, 2016

Smellymouth:
God bless ur union bro..

Nice concept...

In the voice of IamLEGEND1, "why you nor give us venue and time?"

We want Rice Stew Very Plenty oooo!!!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4174614_img8087_jpegd96bb21df2c72208c4c526698a596b50

Very Epic

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Politics › Re: Sheriff Rejects Bot Proposals On Fresh Convention by Jay542(m): 9:02pm On Aug 30, 2016

kolaish:
THIS SHERIFF OF A MAN MUST BE A HEARTLESS MAN. AFTER ALL THE SHOUTS LINKING HIM TO BOKO HARAM, THAT IS NOT STILL ENOUGH FOR HIM. I AM SURE HE IS ON A MISSION TO DIS-ORGANIZE PDP, IF NOT, WHY IS HE BENT ON REMAINING THE CHAIRMAN BY ALL POSSIBLE MEANS. IF U SEE ANY POLITICIAL STRUGGLING TO HOLD ON TO A PARTICULAR APPOINTMENT BY ALL POSSIBLE MEANS, THEN THERE IS MORE TO IT THAN MEET THE EYES.

When they wer spending his money after election loss them no sabi. Paybac time. Sheriff no gree oo grin

Health › Re: Proliferation Of Fake Condoms In Nigeria. by Jay542(m): 6:43pm On Aug 30, 2016

Toks2008:
Must you use condom.

You funny oo. He can't abstain he needs to use it.

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Romance › Re: Advise To Girls Sending Unclad Pictures To Guys (A Must Read) by Jay542(m): 4:19pm On Aug 30, 2016

Mariam49:
Asking for nudes is common with tennage boys or those still stuck in time a matured man wont ask for that

Wrong. I was passing a beer parlour one day like that and I saw 1 old man on suit watching porn and scratching his thing. Obviously that kind of man can still ask for nude.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Jay542(m): 11:57am On Aug 30, 2016

Check your mail Oyind17

Health › Re: 5 Lessons Every Nigerian Should Learn From #savemayowa by Jay542(m): 10:28pm On Aug 29, 2016

You can't blame Toyin. It looked shady at some point. May her soul rest in perfect peace. sad

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Romance › Re: YOLO by Jay542(m): 10:22pm On Aug 29, 2016

Oyind17:
Clean

Everybody likes it clean grin

Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Take Their Bdays So Seriously by Jay542(m): 10:05pm On Aug 29, 2016

Enuguboy4nsk:
what in particular make them special...aren't u a special being too?...common man!

Lol. I'm with you bro. Just imagining what is going tru their mind.

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