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Drdonzeez:
Agg76

lordkvng:
don't worry..you'll hear d news by 2mao..
it won't be out on jamb's website yet, but it will be out within the Skul...Hope you understand

Princecalm:
Yes


I mean no, you don't

Princecalm:
Yes


I mean no, you don't

CreekReporter:
honestly you do

Princecalm:
a picture will explain to them better

CreekReporter:
wow, great! okay so what's the inspiration behind the name, JAYBRAY. ??

CreekReporter:
are u female? I never knew oh

ShutTheFhuckUp:

see yhu,
Bring ur govt questns plz, seems u
don't know i also wrote govt
& it was ohk.

ShutTheFhuckUp:

hahahaha, anihw it goes jare, all im seeinq/know is law n mbbs ppl nailed
it cuz dia questions were totally diff from ours/elect aspirants.


Can u imagine a girl telling me she was given
mostly consonant n vowel sounds in
English n no comprehension? Daaaamn sum ppl get luck sha.

Venus007:
Nah. MBBS. Thank you.

RobinHez:
82

76%

Venus007:
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CreekReporter:
lol. u get time sha. are u here to please or prove anything to anyone? just do your thing.

Ksslib:
Something above 55..less than 62..

Xeinstra1:
A lot of English, A little CRK, Current Affairs.. Government.

Ksslib:
Lmao.. If Mr Creek see this one now anoda argument go start again.

RobinHez:
That's the problem here...

saying anything here could lead to blasphemy and its difficult to figure when..!

nolio:
yea yea...blah blah.old testament stuff.that a convenat need to be made btw man and God.his foreskin must be cutoff b4 dat can be achieved and all dat stuff BUT 4 FORKING PITS SAKE..circumcision must be done 2 avoid infection.my 7 day old cousin started developing dis infection cos he was overdue 4circumcision.and boy u needed 2see dis tin,it was horrendous.dey looked like little white worms.I was d one that spread and held the babyboys leg apart while d nurse did her job.the father(my uncle) ran away(out).he culdnt watch.I wonder how many of dose litle white worms would be in dose aboki wey neva do circumcision.den dey will now insert dat tin in2 dere wife poosee..God 4bid..depositing d rubbish in2 dere.am sorry 4 digressing but I tink circumcision is done out of hygiene(necessity) not religion.

nolio:
as in ehn...u hit it on d head..wen bad tins become a norm and no one can stand up and fight against it.u nw tink its a bible dat wuld perform d miracle.they knew what dey were doing is bad but they culdnt stand up against it 4 fear of being kill.just like they always say"if u can't beat dem,u join dem"ed.what they needed was a forking revolution not a bible or religion.jus like this cuntry needs a revolution against corruption.not a bible or religion,christianity,church cos its d same corrupt leaders dat go2church evryday.and our pastors won't wanna attack dem cos dey are dere customers.d church jus like a whoe"spreads her legs wide open 2 d highest bidder"

Ksslib:
Sorry to come in un-invited but come-on man.. Weren't people living a moral life even before man ever laid eyes on the bible?

Or haven't you heard/realised that the law lies there-in the heart of every man? We were naturally programmed from inception to what is good and bad..

My little niece has never read the bible nor koran but I assure you that she knows good from bad. Right from wrong. Did I also mention she feels guilt.. Yea..she does.

So how do you explain that?

nolio:
i don't need d bible for morals. I have d conscience that tells me what is right and wrong. And the society that responds to d effect of my decisions.the bible is man made to keep people in line and worship God. If u tink I must need a bible to set tins straight,den am a moving,walking,talking,sleeping,eating,forking BIBLE.wat wuld u say about oda countries who don't read d bible but live a good life?wuld u say dey won't go to heaven?

CreekReporter:
lol. ajebutter

nolio:
1. Are u self boasting?cos it seems to be what it is.don't count ur eggs be4 dey are hatched so dat u won't be disapointed.
2. FATE.is it some peoples FATE not to gain admission? I am perturbed by your post.
Am expecting a civil war thereafter

Asapchow:
lol i am. I read one episode and i liked it. So is it an actual book ? Title ?

Ijehk7:
Episode 7:
The bright sun rays passing through my
opened window behind me could be felt
even with my eyes closed,I gradually opened
my eyes but they were so heavy like I have
been battling conjunctivitis, eventually I
succeeded in my quest, they were opened. I
looked ahead with my door still opened, I
don't recall closing it,I can't even recall what
happened. I attempted standing up but the
pain all over my body wouldn't let me, I
stood up and made sounds of discomfort, I
staggered to the mirror but the sight of a
bandage wrapped around my head was a
huge surprise. "You need to rest..." A
soothing voice said behind me,it was her,the
girl in the crested shirt. My head began to
swell again like a balloon, I walked towards
her and said "it was you...it was you on
saturday...you gave me the medication", I
was sure it was her figure I saw 2 days ago
though I was unconscious. She replied yes
and changed the look on her face to a more
angry one, "y ar u being so naïve?...so
careless...can't you see what's going on
around you? You need to leave..." She
forcefully suggested, "what ar you doing
here?,u wan carry belle abi" a woman
shouted at the entrance of my door,
obviously it was her mother, "leave,leave..."
She whispered as she walked backwards
towards her mother. I raised my head to the
clock but am definitely not going to work
today, it was 11am in a house unfolding
weird secrets I don't think I want to find out.
Different thoughts kept show casing in my
head gallery, "should I leave?...what if I do?
What will be my reason?...a girl told me
to?....c'mon...stop being a pu**y and think
straight..." . I roamed my room as I walked
to the door to close it, I leaned on it after
closing and sat behind it. "I gat 2 get out of
here " I commanded my self, picked my
back bag,stuffed in some clothes and zipped
it up. I wore a shirt and a jean with my palm
slippers,picked up my bag,opened the
door,stepped out and locked it. Trying to roll
my key handle in my middle finger I looked
up and saw the agent, "where u dey go?" He
asked, I wan go c my mama,I go show next
tomorro" I replied hastily, I walked past him
quickly, "you can't run away from us" he
said, I looked back and he was gone but
sycko was standing at the other end of the
passage,he was bleeding seriously like he
just had an accident,the strand of meat
holding his jaw was dripping with blood
uncontrollably,his torn skin made it easy to
see the Skeletal structure of his left hand, his
tommy was completely ripped off by only
God knows what, the sight was horrible. By
now I was convinced,I don't know what's
happening but the only solution is to run as
fast as my legs can take me. I ran out of the
house not thinking what people will say is
wrong with me running In broad day light. I
got to the bus stop with my heart beating
and sweat dripping, my hands shaking but
my thoughts straight with my destination...
Home...not peter's place...home... I jumped
in to an egbeda bus and took a deep breath,
peoples concentration in the bus on me was
obvious, I looked straight at the mirror facing
me and saw I still had the bandage on my
head, I smiled slightly and ignored the
commuters. In no time I was home, but the
concerned response from my mum got me
annoyed a little, "rasheed what apund?, were
you attacked?,who did this to
you?...rasheed....ahhhhhh!!! Egbami!!!" she
exclaimed non stop till my dad came out of
his room,it was clear he was having his
siesta and I bet he is on leave. "See mum, let
me freshen up first and I'll tell u everything" I
grumbled and walked to my dad, "good
afternoon sir" I greeted but his silence could
be heard, he never replies when he is angry.
I went in to my room dropped my bag and
jumped on the bed.
"...So, I just had to come home" I narrated
my chronicle to my family over dinner, it
was 9pm and I spent all afternoon sleeping
with nightmares. I could tell from my seat
my dad din't buy the story,my mum was
engrossed and I wasn't surprised at her
gullible approach. "So your telling me you left
the money u paid because someone told you
to leave?" My dad chuckled and asked, "its
not about what someone told him or
anything,din't you hear what he said he was
seein?" my mum defended, " please spare
me" he replied and walked to his room, I
took a deep breath and looked at the meat on
my plate,I bit a chunk and watched my
mum follow my dad to the room. "I believe
u" my 9year old niece said(she's my late
senior sister's daughter,I still miss her), I
looked at her and rubbed her head. "Good
night uncle rasheed!" She said as she
switched off the t.v and locked the doors
(she's so disciplined),"mum has taught you
well" I whispered, "good nyt sophie".I went
to my room and laid down to sleep, looked
at my door from my bed and smiled. Few
hours in to my sleep I felt my bladder
indicating, I sat up without opening my
eyes,I scratched it slightly as I stood slowly
for the toilet, I raised my eyebrows aiding
my eyes to open, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! I
screamed...I was back at the house,back at
the house of paranormal activities, the house
of fear...how come, I could hear the hoot of
the owl,the creak of only God know's
what....what am I doing here? Am I
dreaming?...I better wake up if I am.... To
make it worse I heard aggressive knocks on
the door,It din't stop...."whoooooozzzz dattt"
I screamed!!!

Ijehk7:
Episode 6:
"Omo na me get premiership dis season..ar
u a learner", words coming from a noise
maker beside me,he ran his own
commentary throughout the match, "thank
God its over" I sighed like have just been told
I won't be going to work for a week. I stood
up sluggishly as I calculated my next line of
action, I needed to eat something so I don't
suffer like I did the previous night. I walked
out with the audible sound of my slippers as
I dragged my feet, I approached the mai shai
opposite theo's arena and ordered for two
noodles and two eggs(I have been planning
to reduce on my egg intake because I could
feel the increase in my weight without
checking). I sat comfortably on a bench
beside the mai shai and waited patiently,I felt
my pocket with mild touches from my two
hands for my phone, "shiiiit" I muttered,I left
my phone at home,it was my only company
but now am simply Lonely like Akon. My
order was ready,it was served in the smallest
sized nylon with my right hand receiving it
with joy, I paid him and told him to keep the
change. I strolled to the junction and
mounted a bike to the nearest stop to my
area.Its baffling why bikes are not used to
going deep into jumobi, for them its like
doing the right thing not proceeding;ignoring
this particular rider's deliberate act, I paid him
and he rode off as fast as he could. Like a
flash, I remembered I needed to iron my
shirts against monday,I increased my pace
towards my frightening house. I walked in to
the segregated compound and furthered my
stroll to the passage, I stopped at the first
room on the right and knocked, "hello...gud
evening oo..." I called distinctively at the door
but I got no answer from the girl with the
crested shirt. I left the door reluctantly but
paid attention to any sound the door would
make, suddenly It made a sound and I
turned around, she was still wearing the
crested shirt and still as radiant as she was
earlier. I walked towards her and stretched
my hand for formalities, she stretched her's
too attaching a glowing smile to it, I felt my
head swelling as I shook her cold hand, it
was a moment of fulfilment. "My name is
Rasheed and I stay in the third room on the
right...that is the room after yours" I said
confidently as I withdrew my hand with my
head getting bigger like it was going to burst,
all she could say was "I kno" with a beautiful
smile, "I din't catch your name" I raised my
eyebrows as I inquired, "I never threw it" she
replied, I smiled and nodded saying "now
that's funny", she turned and said "we'll talk
later" as she entered her room. I strolled back
to my room opened the door and dropped
my meal on the bed wit the intention of
pouring it in a plate,I pulled off my shirt as I
walked closer to the mirror opposite my
door, I stared at my belly through the mirror
and rubbed it as I loosen my belt,I could see
the reflection of my door in the mirror but it
was opened,,,yes,widely opened. I turned
back in a surprise cos I knew I closed after
my entrance,it was locked from the original
view,I looked at the mirror again and the
door was still opened but this time the
shadow of someone standing behind the
curtain was obvious.I stared at the mirror so
I can convince myself I wasn't crazy, I could
tell the man behind the curtain was looking
straight at me but the shadow was all I could
see.I was really scared this time because
what am staring at in the mirror is
convincing enough,I turned my neck slowly
around to look at d door but it was firmly
locked. "God eeeh!!" I whispered and walked
slowly towards the door with so much fear
and beats in my heart, I got to the door and
opened slowly with the door making an
annoying hoarse sound, I held the door with
my left hand And looked straight at the
curtain. For real it was there,the shadow was
veiled by the transparent curtain,I could not
tell who it was but I could hear every breath
he took, it was real,I was seeing some one
right in front of me... I got a hold of my self
and fiercely pulled the curtain with my right
hand as I shouted "whosss dat?"
frighteningly...there was no one there,it
vanished in to thin air (it was obvious it was
a HE). My fear aggravated as I turned to the
mirror wondering, I looked up at the mirror
and it was there again, I looked back and it
was standing like it wanted me to act, angrily
I stepped forward and raised the
curtain...woooooooooooooooosssssssshhhhhhhhh

Jackossky:
Yea I remembered one question I was asked
Mr Cayana is popular on what social media
(A) Instagram
(B) Facebook
(C) Twitter
(D) Skype

Otibho80:
so government also dealt with u? I tot i was d only one

Asapchow:
Government was the easiest after literature. yours ?