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so which one go be the middle finger or fvck you

The amount of people that don't believe in the second coming of Jesus dey shock me...

op Jesus is coming soon but some of those things you write there follow abeg...

I attend Synagogue... Just I'm no longer in lag

maxism2:
Free food? what!!! What if she washed her private part and used the water to cook it?
what if she used mortuary water?
What if it's for ritual or witchcraft?

So many questions.

She may have good intentions though. But, this is no for me.

Those eating the food don't care...
Your not been in their situation that's why you can talk like this...
No matter what you do people will still have something bad to say

My Toshiba fit burn my laps

Raydos:
Wetin concern you, nah amebo go k!ll you

Since you no Sabi English na...
Ogbeni na deflower b4 u go outside go disgrace yourself

wizrose:
but as list dere are my rival

Your name no even come out for your street top 11... Na Ronaldo wan be your rival...
I laff...

Raydos:
And nah me disflower this girl ooh!.


liFe goes on.


i can see her baby bump from afar!

Disflower ke displant ni...

We all know what follows

Here

Who else thought that Igbo guy was Olamide

Blackberry bold 2...
Without earpiece the phone no go on

Cuppy no respect na your papa you dey call birthday BOY?

rheether:
Nigerians and their empty promises.

You and your negative comments

rheether:
Look at his irritating legs

You just had to show the world how stupid you are?

Those legs are worth more than your generation...
Stewpid gal...

Next

bloomstar:
Your mates are making histroies and name,you are here on nairaland jumping from one babe to another.

You wil keep typing congratz to artist who know what they want until you get old.
Toto has finished your life

This made my day already
Air force no worry the day u go blow e go be them like film

She make sense joor

aywhy93:
We are in the same Team... LoL

I only ask a Girl I like out if we are on a talking ground before.. Not meeting a girl for the first time, like a Mall or something and asking her out like there on the spot.

Your own even better...
My own once I like you I can't ask you out...
Fear no go gree me.... But the way I do with other girls you go think say I be player

usermane:
No. Depending on a man's personality, situation or understanding, he may not woo a woman even if he love her enough. I am not going to tell the OP to go find out his feelings or make the first move here.

However, the idea that a man will always make the move if he love a woman is garbage. It is like concluding a person will always go for their want, if they want it enough. Do you go for everything you really want? For personal reasons, I certainly don't.

So true...
The only girls I've been able to woo are girls I don't really like

guydangerous:
yes.

Wow

guydangerous:
I no know whether na my phone os (version 6) wy sabi chop ram dy cause the problem because even though na one application I open my ram indicator go say I dn use 63% of the phone 2gb ram.

Is there fighting?

Where the twerk na

How God kills you if you sin without giving you a second chance

In other news

barackodam:
Yeah, you're right, and if it doesn't?

My 800mb don go like that

Yes na... But if you don't you won't play it

My phone shocks my ear if I try to make call wothbit while charging.... Maybe cause I'm naturally sweaty and wet

TomHagen:
It was a 30-count charge, she was sentenced to three years each for all charges. She would serve three years concurrently (at the same time) for all the charges so she would only spend a maximum of three years in prison. It might even be less if you factor in time already spent in detention and some other parole technicalities that we may not be privy to.

Thanks... So that's how it really is

The guy wan use this one make name for himself

Good for them...
But the girl should avoid this...

naijacentric:
Mad n doomed women

Your mother shey?

No be still this nairaland them say she dey date ycee