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Nairaland General › Re: Man Sees His Own ‘obituary’ Announcement In Edo (pic And Video) by JayJustus(m): 9:56pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
Firefire: Only in my country Nigeria. 
APC why  so you just decided to openly show your stupidity and make a fat mockery of yourself  nigga get a life |
Family › Re: Help:why Do Some Nigerians Oppose Their Son Marrying A Female Bank Marketer? by JayJustus(m): 9:54pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
OP...noooooo...Nigerian girls are just plain boring that's why...lol... |
Crime › Re: Four ‘one Chance’ Robbers Nabbed In Abuja [see Photo] by JayJustus(m): 6:11pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
these Biafra foreigners living in our country...where's the refugee camp in Abuja  where's their work permit to enter our country?? land of the rising shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I no talk am oooooo...oya bash me...it's allowed... BTW Happy Independence to all my Pakistani classmates (there's only one) |
Crime › Re: Four ‘one Chance’ Robbers Nabbed In Abuja [see Photo] by JayJustus(m): 6:09pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
Horllamideh: One guy was narrating how singapore embassy embarrased him over visa application. They asked him to produce 'letter of best behaviour' signed by the Nigeria embassy vouching for him. All because of the so-called 'creathief' people early this year also that's how Thai embassy said I should go get letter of good conduct from ministry of foreign affairs in Msia...cos of these boys I couldn't do my research in Thailand then had to opt for Singapore which did go well...lol..look at my thread https://www.nairaland.com/2215144/ordeal-thai-embassy-trip-singapore |
Jokes Etc › Re: When Ife Chiefs Decide To Choose Another Abobaku by JayJustus(m): 5:55pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
this stupid tradition should be abolished?? seems like these villagers don't know this is 2015...meanwhile I will update em and make em taste suya pizza and orijin so they'd know we've gone past these traditional BS a long time |
Celebrities › Re: Mike Godson: I Made Love To My Girlfriend In A Hospital Bed by JayJustus(m): 5:53pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
qualityovenbake: Naughty indeed. I know some people will say konji na bastard. What's konji? I don't know the meaning. is an action word caused by high libido rush and it is used instead of s*x cos Seun doesn't like it... |
Sports › Re: Michael Babatunde Joins Dnipro by JayJustus(m): 11:31am On Aug 14, 2015 |
repogirl: Congrats? Even though I no know who im be  he was the guy that assisted ahmed musa to score the equalizing goal against argentina at the last world cup...gragragrabit??/ |
Business › Re: Meet The Nigerian Woman That Built 4 Bedroom Flat From Roasted Corn Business by JayJustus(m): 9:44am On Aug 14, 2015 |
the end justifies the means
*rows kayak outta thread* |
Christianity Etc › Re: Anambra Pastor Burns The Ukolo Uga Shrine... (Photo) by JayJustus(m): 4:48am On Aug 14, 2015 |
chigoizie7: The people in that community that allowed this man to do this are fools.
The last time I checked, Nigerians are entitled to freedom of worship.
How dare you burn other persons god because u think ur own god is supreme?
If u all can condemn this act, please I don't want anyone to scream fowl when a muslim burns a church.
@least, we have christian religion,islamic religion and traditional religion as three major religions in Nigeria.
If u think ur own god is supreme, please worship it/him, but don't destroy other peoples own.
If u think someone is bewitching u using his/her own god, please, go to ur own god and get power to protect urself from those other peoples gods.
If a group of young men from that village who are against this very barbaric act should storm that venue and beat that pastor to pulp or mob him to death, u all will call it jungle justice.
Some years back, mostly in the northern part of this country, we have seen cases of churches being burned and some christians retaliating by burning some mosques as well, permit me to say that they all should ve allowed God to fight his fight since he is d most supreme being.
This is hypocrisy of the highest order,and with such attitude of "when I am in favor, No, problem, but if it is against me, it is considered fowl" then Nigeria has a long way to go.
Whatever that is good for the "goose" is also good for the "gander".
Whatever I said, I said as a law abiding citizen. Who knows the right from wrong, and not a mofo that was blinded by religious jargons.
Btw, I am a good christian, I try as much as possible to do what is right, I try to always obey the law of the land.
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Politics › Re: Nigerian Air Force Deploys Additional Combat Aircraft To North East (Photos) by JayJustus(m): 4:46am On Aug 14, 2015 |
Jaydee009: All these resources being spent on the Boko Haram menace would have been totally unnecessary if one religion d8dnt make it its sole responsibility to teach and preach "SYSTEMATIC HATRED" for everything that is not in consonance with is medieval, archaic and barbaric tenets.
Wiping out all terrorists on earth will not stop terrorism; what will is making it part of our faiths to have "tolerance for others".
Kudos to the Nigerian Army for a job well done. Justice needs to be served some Virgin seeking criminals ice cold.
And for those that wanna come here and say, "our religion is peace", please look for someone else to tell your numerous lies.
Peace has one meaning, and that meaning is not ISIS, Boko Haram, al-shabab, al-Qaeda, etc.
Salam. you my friend deserves a beer and a hooker as complimentary gift
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Travel › Re: 15 Countries You Have Probably Never Heard About by JayJustus(m): 3:04pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
brunei is just one hour away from me...i have friends studying in the same college from Kyrgyzstan and turkmenistan...and the rest except number 1 i know wella |
Crime › Re: Female MFM Pastor Remanded In Prison Over Visa Scam [PHOTO] by JayJustus(m): 2:57pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
tdayof you can help to correctthese chinese mistakes :  |
Crime › Re: Prostitution Is Now Big Business In Festac Town by JayJustus(m): 2:55pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
in every state there must be a red light district....free my niggas please...sin city of asia is bangkok...goto khaosan street and that 1,500 naira they are charging trust me you'd get it at 40% discount...but be careful you might just carry a dickalinga back home...oops  |
Celebrities › Re: South Africans React on Twitter Over D'banj's Sweet Birthday Message To Adama by JayJustus(m): 2:51pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
i don't understand zulu...teach these niggies english please? |
Celebrities › Re: Davido: "I Begged Wandecoal And D'prince For A Selfie When I Was 14" by JayJustus(m): 2:48pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
life is like a hullahoop |
Celebrities › Re: Bleaching Expert, Fifi Turns Black After Child Birth by JayJustus(m): 10:34am On Aug 13, 2015 |
hahahahahahaha... karma is a whatttt  Seun will not allow me to write that thing hian *rows kayak outta thread* |
Crime › Re: These Guys Allegedly Stole Ipad: See How They Were Caught (photos) by JayJustus(m): 3:49am On Aug 13, 2015 |
I swear tdayof that guy looks like you....you run comot China dey steal iPad??  |
Romance › Re: REVEALED: New Tricks Lagos Guys Use To Woo Girls Inside Public Buses by JayJustus(m): 3:45am On Aug 13, 2015 |
with those boring Nigerian girls that lack social skills or do not gave an iota of sarcasm and spontaneous comedy in their lives?? nonsense |
Education › Re: My Junior Bros Waec Result by JayJustus(m): 4:16pm On Aug 12, 2015 |
uselessgoat: 
Every one knows the south east is fond of special centers and exam malpractices. Stop sounding like the IGBOS are super brilliant. Yorubas are the best in Nigerian academics. The Igbos are only good at selling fake drugs and piracy of other peoples hardwork. This trash u posted up here will never change the fact that the igbos are semi illiterates  damn damn...harsh bro harsh...nanananana...i can feel the rumbling in my tummy pushing my brownish black shit to just drop |
Romance › Re: How I Refused Sex In Campus From A Desperate Young Girl by JayJustus(m): 4:13pm On Aug 12, 2015 |
grabbed your johnny boy and wanted to whatttttttt  niggy tell onismate to teach you how to write fiction...issorait...i rest my case and as usual *rows kayak outta thread* |
Programming › Re: OAU Engineering Students Build 'HUMANE' A Software For The Visually-impaired by JayJustus(m): 3:55pm On Aug 12, 2015 |
thunder faya anyone that says Nigeria will not be great...keep it up guys...keep reppin...watch out also...your master chef will land soon...all nairalanders eat free during the pre-opening ceremony |
Romance › Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by JayJustus(m): 3:53pm On Aug 12, 2015 |
Jenny1010: Most people often think that rape is only when there is an element of force, coercion or threat on the victim. The law says any person who had sexual intercourse with a girl without her consent has committed the offence of Rape. This means having sex with a sleeping or intoxicated girl had amount to rape. Some guys even stupefy a girl's drink in other to have their way. This type of rape is often difficult to prove absent of consent, thereby most girls don't even bother to launch a complain to the police.
My Story ( The trick)
This guy had been asking me out for sometime, yesterday evening I decided to give him a shot. He took me to a nice bar somewhere around town. As we got seated, he ordered for a bottle of alcoholic wine. I told him I don't have a head for alcohol (which is a lie), that a little sip might make me tipsy (big lie), except he will promise to take me home if I get tipsy. He promised me that he will take me home. As we got drinking, this dude keep telling me how much he love me and want me to be the mother of his unborn kids, and that he will never hurt me, that I should give him a chance blah blah blah... He looked so innocent, charming and convincing. I told him to give me sometime to think about his proposal.
After emptying several glass of wine, at a point I decided to start the trick to test him, I started acting like I was drunk. I started talking out of point, dangling my head and making awkward hand gestures. He was convinced that I was drunk, yet he was still persuading me to drink more. At that moment I knew he was up to something, but I need to be sure. I took more glass of wine as he requested, after that I increased my acting. At a point he decided it was time to go , he held me as we were walking out toward his car i was staggering . As he help me into the car, he slightly touched my boobs. He did it to look like it was a mistake, but I knew he wanted to confirm my state of intoxication, so I didn't bug. As he gets into the car and drove the car, I pretended to have dozed up. At a point he stopped the car, got out and rushed into a pharmacy shop, I was just lying there like I was deep asleep with my eyes slightly open peeping at him. I guessed he was buying condoms , but I wasn't sure. The next stop was in front of a hotel, he got down again and rushed inside. I guessed he went to book a room. He got back , helped me out of the car and inside the hotel. As we got to the reception, I decided the acting was enough, I forcefully pulled myself away from him, I called him a bloody liar , a rapist and all other hideous names I can't even remember. He was so astonished to see my eyes wide open. I also castigated the receptionist , I asked her how could she be their and watch a man drag an unconscious girl into a room . I even threatened to call the police to arrest them both. After that I walked out of the hotel gallantly leaving him there ashamed of himself. I took a taxi back home.
This is the 7th guy I have used this trick on , and they all failed woefully. The moment you start acting like you are intoxicated, the demon beneath the handsome, cool loving guy comes out to manifest. This got me thinking, are all guys rapist ? Is there any guy out there who can take an intoxicated girl to her house , without trying to take advantage of her condition? May God help us all.
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Family › Re: I Caught My 14-year-old Son Watching Porn.. by JayJustus(m): 3:07am On Aug 12, 2015 |
free the nigga alone please...haba...if he is gay now una go dey complain...humans are insatiable...let him warm up his konji |
Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Doing Their Best To Finish Boko Haram Video (viewers' Discretion) by JayJustus(m): 3:03am On Aug 12, 2015 |
as many that say we will not have peace in Nigeria will never know peace also now and in their afterlife...I rest my case...exhibit #1 |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Bad Encounter;my Current Boss Was The HR Were I Went To For Oral Interview by JayJustus(m): 5:54pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
awesome piece onismate
ride on baba |
Business › Re: Banks Reduce Withdrawal Limits On Atms - Vanguard by JayJustus(m): 10:30am On Aug 11, 2015 |
the 60k withdrawal limit is only for using your card abroad...same thing as usual...but the charges have increased like mad...like gtb charged me 8k to withdraw 53k last week...which kind rough play be dat na  |
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Romance › Re: Ladies Can U Always Serve D Whole Of D Last N Only Meat In D Soup Pot 2 Ur Hubby by JayJustus(m): 7:44am On Aug 11, 2015 |
back and forth back and forth they go...wow...hope this thread reaches like 60-70 pages...#following |
Romance › Re: Why does this boy in my class get scared of me? by JayJustus(m): 7:21am On Aug 11, 2015 |
@OP you don't expect Rey mysterio to just walk up to the big show and say hi just like that okay...hope ayam clear enough |
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