thank you all for joining us ... we're more than happy to have y'll onboard

whoever is calling a drug pusher a hero I swear you're a problem to the society and you don't deserve oxygen


I rest my case




NCAN (pen cinema branch reporting)

menxer:
As the power output increases so does our bill courtesy of unscrupulous PHCN marketers. My neighborhood in Uyo today (19/8/2016) was shocked to discover that we have been paying our bills into a marketer's account, more like paying estimated bills though you have a meter.

This came to light when PHCN men were on disconnection duty, someone got suspicious of the bill that looked like it was xeroxed with a color copier and Laserjet printed, with the customer care lines incomplete. The fracas got to a point that SARS was called, but left when they heard the full gist.

You are hereby advised to verify your bill with what PHCN has on its data base as there is a cabal of marketers playing middlemen.

use PREPAID METER and save somebody FTC

ShitHead:
No be person wey chop go climb the flyover bridge. Make we chop first...we need jobs. Useless projects.

shithead!!!!!!


*by their fruit we shall know them*

sorry guys for not looking at the thread...i will add the new people RIGHT NOW!!!!!.

and some of you I couldn't get your numbers of whatsapp....check and update me please

Thecla4:
Jayjustus goodmrg to you, pls I need your help. Traveling to Singapore in few days and I wanted to make enquiries about the place.Tnx

It's a good place what else hmmmmnnnnn...just respect laws...dont chew gum, dont spit out lol...guess you should be fine

typical Nigerian girl...boring and not intellectually stimulating...sorry I mean intellectually disabled beggars

nijanigga:
Instead of saying Fraudsters, just replace it with Nigerians ...

:/

screw the kerosene and use gas...that shizzle isn't even healthy in the first place

so far the only airlines that have left Nigeria are Iberia and United airlines..Iberia left cos there was little traffic down their route...united left cos of the forex yes. .


quote me...I work in the hotel that lodges these two airlines ...

chukzbozz86:
Who Nigeria immigration Don deny entry visa


Naija na KUBWA Express

what is wrong with you??

1. Nigerian visa is quite difficult to get...I work in a hotel and people cancel their reservations due to difficulties in getting an entry visa

2. I have foreign friends living here in Nigeria and yes some have been denied entry into the country

3. I have uncles working at the airport and yes they relate to us people who are denied access at the point of entry

4. I work in a 5***** hotel and I can say I've seen almost all nationalities lodge there...

5. quit being a pessimist

all I see in this thread is sensible patriotic Nigerians and knuckleheaded Nigerians (which are obviously the majority)

crixtex:
I hope so o.. thank God... At least Buhari will rest on tomato side now.. lets now jump to rice,kerosene and naira criticisms....

APC paid agents must not have peace .... they must kip defending

still using kerosene?? when gas is the $hit now way lot cheaper than kerosene and healthier

1stCitizen:
The name checking thing should be encouraged by lalasticlala and others mods. This will discourage other young Nigerians who are active on social media from engaging in such suicidal missions.

The stigma NCAN is creating for committing any crime abroad is a good development.

I know God has blessed you already but for this statement God will bless you the more and your family and your Konji...

NCAN computer village branch attests to this!!!

EdCure:
Muslims are like a football team. The radicals/ terrorists are the strikers. The Extremists are midfielders who feed the radicals. The defenders are the moderate muslims who create diversions, deflect, defend and save islam from legitimate criticism and any accusations. They work as a team though they create a perception that the defenders have nothing to do with the strikers. The liberals are like the goalies who jump in when the situation's gets worse with statements like isl@m is a peaceful religion etc.

and the ball boys are the terrorism sympathisers on Nairaland

okay thanks bye

blessedvisky:


The 2 of you are confused already!!. Taking her back will only lead to more confusion, and as such, a whole generation of confused people will be born .

Do the needful, go and hook up the friend she followed to shoprite . She seems to be the only one who is not confused in the whole story . You can thank me later

you deserve a can of orijin and two ashawos from Tafawa balewa square

the reason why I want to adopt kids and live alone....


hoes hoes hoes everywhere...I'm judgemental...thunder fire anyone that quotes me

thunder fire that essential biology...and thunder fire all biology teachers and biology labs...and everything related to biology except konji

dasparrow:


Go ahead and marry her since you feel marriage seems to be every Nigerian woman's sole purpose on earth.

tell em!!

tripoli007:
Hey op thanks for showing us Singapore and the whole lovely places and buildings it has to offer but your writing style and "gossping" ,u sure say u no be girl ... I was just laughing all through .. How far the south babe you know NACK am ..u don dull be that ohhh.. Anyway nice post ..

hahahahahahhahahahaha.. I gossip and it's part of me lol...even in the corporate working world I still gossip...I AM NOT FEMALE okay...haha...anyway as for the south African she's a single mother oooooooooo...lol...no time. when there are fresh carrots out there??

NCA

Agege branch reporting

banks send Western union and moneygram to anywhere in the world...you're not informed that's why

somebody give me a quote of an inverter that can power one washing machine (320w), freezer approximately (2000w), 12bulbs (30 watts each), 6 fans, TV (140W), then miscellaneous (500w)... solar powered

Khez:
asked stupid gtb ,they asked me to open a dollar acct ...imagine

just to send money to my friends in america and london

help on how you did yours bro pls?

GTB doesn't send moneygram or.western union...banks that send include UNITY, zenith, first bank, zenith, diamond

IHate9ja1:

is it possible to send money gram/ WU from nigeria to foreign countries? How do you go about it?

yes very possible...I even just did it last two weeks...sent to my sister...first bank and zenith do Western union...other banks do moneygram...just inquire

titane:
you are feminine, so obvious with the way you type. real guys don't use the expression (....I was like... ). just go and trangender already Biko

HOW TO IDENTIFY HATERS ep1

harmbhrosz:
five people on 10gb Lol
for your mind, give me that 10gb with good network speed for 7days and I'll show you how to stream for real

I'm just saying all in all that glo network depends on the area...and they don't "zap" data as y'll call it

this thing is really network dependent...here in agege Lagos mainland everybody in the house uses glo though not on a sim but on a mifi device...we use the 2500 for 10gb plan...and we stream like craze...that's 5 people tho... (3 modern kids and 2 ancient of days parents that know how to use data lololololol)

Nigerian girls in summary...hehehehehehe...



before you curse at me...I've seen them all and I've seen the other side of the world



OK,thanks,bye

and people.dont know gas is cheaper lol...keep fooling around with kerosene...gas all the f.ucking way...!!! we still have charcoal and that is for traditional grilling...keep fooling around with stove lol