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Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike And His Baby Feeding Bottles (Photos) by JayJustus(m): 11:23pm On Jan 23, 2017
so je Ka ma din eyin
Politics / Re: Nigerians React To Photo Of Buhari Watching Channels TV In London by JayJustus(m): 11:19pm On Jan 23, 2017
let's make a hypothesis

rumors have it that uncle bubu has taken a free kick (Roberto Carlos style) with a bucket


suddenly northern governors and traditional rulers are having an impromptu meeting


does it really mean something is wrong with uncle bubu if this nigga can't take (health wise) it let him step down...we nor want again...

in 2019, we take back our country from these octogenarians!!! never again will these recycled old layers rule us
Investment / Re: MMM Number One Guider Chuddy Ugorji Flees Overseas With Wife by JayJustus(m): 11:35pm On Jan 22, 2017
2tek:
FLEE ko, FLEE ni. MMM has come to stay, whatever HATERS have to say not withstanding. MMM is not a business, neither is it an investment. MMM is still paying people. CHUDDY didn't borrow money from any MMM particpants, so has no reason to flee. We the members understand the risks.

2TEK replies a nairalander --yinkard4me--

YINKARD4ME: The only reason i didnt do MMM is because no one was able to ansa d one logical question i asked all MMM participant i knew which is
that 30% profit everyone was getting, who is responsible for it?.
For example, i PH #1000, i'll be expecting GH of #1300 (30% profit of my money) from someone... The person will also be expecting a 30% profit of his money and so on and so on.... So where is d 30% coming from?

None of them was ready to knw, they forgot that they re all gonna return it in 100%

ANSWER:
The 30% come from
(1)TRAFFIC GENERATED FROM WEBSITE: Mark Zuckerberg is the 5th richest person in the world and one of the ways he gets his money is through traffic generated by facebook. MMM is more popular than facebook in Nigeria. MMM is currently in over 120 countries with over 200million participants.

(2) MONEY DONATED BY NEW MEMBERS WHO SIGN UP: new members who have seen their friends and neighbours benefitting from MMM willingly sign up. They understand that when Peter is robbed to pay Paul, they will be robbed to pay Peter and Paul will be robbed to pay them. At the end, money is re-distributed among members.

(3) MONEY RE-DONATED BY OLD MEMBERS: This is self explanatory

(4) HELP FROM OTHER COUNTRIES: MMM is currently in over 120 countries with over 200million participants. MMM is currently mornitoring over 30BILLION USD being re-distributed among members.



I can understand funds being gotten from website traffic but your remaining points are as invalid as Nigeria beating India 99-0...
Investment / Re: MMM Tears Family Apart by JayJustus(m): 11:10pm On Jan 19, 2017
just the beginning...more anguish to come...hehehehehehe...una go hear am for yansh
Education / Re: Lekki Nursery School Where Acceptance Fee Is N2million (Photo) by JayJustus(m): 9:30am On Jan 17, 2017
Icon4s:
No be Lagos? An over-hyped City.


5th largest economy in Africa... apparently it can buy your own state as a parking lot
Music/Radio / Re: 10 Nigerian Artistes Who Defy The Usual Lyrics Of Butts And Boobs by JayJustus(m): 2:10pm On Jan 14, 2017
don't forget the underground ARAMIDE !!!

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Food / Re: New Whatsapp Group For Chefs (already In The Industry Or Intending To) by JayJustus(m): 4:01pm On Jan 13, 2017
contact +2349060018801 to join as the WhatsApp invite link seems to be broken
Celebrities / Re: Ambode Arrests Pretty Mike For Putting Girls On Dog Chains by JayJustus(m): 5:36pm On Jan 12, 2017
and the girls sef no fine...

look at their hopeless uku...sorry it is not worthy of being called an uku...it is flat screen


I have TV at home...

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Sports / Re: Africa Gets 9 Slots For Expanded 48-team 2026 World Cup by JayJustus(m): 12:37am On Jan 11, 2017
justinceejay:
Its not just to expand it...how will the qualification look like now


the system has been drafted already...

there will be 48 nations broken down into 16 groups of 3s... and in each group (made up of 3 countries), 2 countries qualify and move to the next round.

then we have 32 teams and then it follows the normal style of previous world cups eh...

so instead of having just the regular 4 in a group and two qualify there will be a preliminary group before the regular one...

comprendre

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Religion / Re: Faceboook Is Evil!See Wat Facebook Owner Did 2 Frank Edward Because Of Bible(pic by JayJustus(m): 11:11pm On Jan 07, 2017
story doesn't just add up...reason why I just never liked this guy...songs just don't move the spirit errrhhh
Family / Re: My Wife Is Not What I Thought Before We Got Married: I Want To Divorce by JayJustus(m): 12:14pm On Jan 04, 2017
Nigerian girls...

you obviously married a girl that bought her way through school...

she came out with a third class she even bought the degree with small holiness...

that's how I ditched one girl recently when she didn't know the capital of USA and she one day took my wireless mouse and said "I have taken your mifi device" Issorait...


this is why I always say "adopt kids and dogs over marriage"

marriage is fraudulent

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Family / Re: My Wife Is Driving Me Crazy??? Getting Frustrated Here by JayJustus(m): 11:10pm On Jan 03, 2017
you are an overcomer you will overcome Nigerian girls hehehehehehe
Events / Re: NLDERS Hook Up With Your Birth Day Mate. by JayJustus(m): 1:08am On Dec 30, 2016
Berlynn:
feb 14 i need a rich birthday mate grin

Feb 14 right here yaaaayyy
Travel / Re: Authenticity Of Documents At Ministry Of Foreign Affairs, Abuja by JayJustus(m): 6:02pm On Dec 28, 2016
milkydaddy:
wil u stop misleading ppl here?There is nothing like 24hrs,they can get it done within few hours so far they carry original certificates.Do ensure you reach MOE on time as early as 10am and pay d necessary money on time.After that,u go MOFA under an Hour u are thru





Says DON Milky

the school i'm applying to asked me to bring certified copies of passport and WAEC result. Whom do I go for that?

and they wrote as a note " A certified copy is a photocopy of the original document, which is signed by a Solicitor, Justice of the Peace, Notary Public...*


thanks and looking forward to your reply
Romance / Re: Naija Girls Sucks When It Comes To Chat by JayJustus(m): 12:22am On Dec 27, 2016
I concur...



concur




concur



SECONDED




I can conveniently say 80% of em intellectually porous ...lived outside Nigeria for almost 5 years and I can tell the difference...even other African girls beat us...for goodness sake talk to a kenyan, Ugandan....or let's even goto Eritrean girls..convo is always lit...then to Nigerian girls... sad it's a chat not an interrogation...

exposure plays another role in that also...many don't know any other apart from whizkid and olamide...lol...it just ends there...

as OP said, you can never have a boring chat with a Filipino...they are lit
Politics / Re: President Buhari's 74th Birthday Cake (Photos) by JayJustus(m): 4:00pm On Dec 17, 2016
the cake be looking like ikuku antrokpokpo...

trash!!!
Investment / Re: How MMM Revealed The True Colour Of Nigerians by JayJustus(m): 5:55pm On Dec 15, 2016
just shoes majority of Nigerians are the GET-RICH-OVERNIGHT people...later they'd blame biafrans for peddling drugs in south east Asia...


he who has no sin should be the first to cast a stone
Romance / Re: . by JayJustus(m): 11:50pm On Dec 14, 2016
ABC transport, iyare motors, ohonba line...chai

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Phones / Re: Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 Pro 16mp + Snapdragon processor by JayJustus(m): 6:49pm On Dec 08, 2016
KuliMart:

What we have is for 3s and 3 pro
We have tempered glass for redmi 3

when would it be available if I may ask??
Phones / Re: Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 Pro 16mp + Snapdragon processor by JayJustus(m): 7:33am On Dec 08, 2016
KuliMart:
You can order this phone from our store @ kulimart dot com


do you have redmi 3 case gold plated or any other
Romance / Re: I'm So Tired Of Guys Complaining About This Same Thing About Most Girls! by JayJustus(m): 12:02am On Dec 05, 2016
mofeoluwadassah:
I dont knw wht's their stress wit ladies this days undecided



to write "THESE" is not stress :/
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Is All About Money And Fast Foods.. Pls Advise by JayJustus(m): 11:44pm On Dec 04, 2016
dump her broke a$$... most Nigerian girls are like that anyway...thunder fire all of una

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Travel / Re: The Content Of The Snack Pack Arik Air Gives Passengers In Economy Class by JayJustus(m): 10:45pm On Nov 27, 2016
this OP is high on Jos weed...I flew from Malaysia to Singapore and food is even bought during flight...if you add it when booking you pay extra...their profit margin is tight so why complain... they even gave you something...lol...anyone used AirAsia before you can buttress my point...

arik cannot come and go and come and kill themselves cos of you
Sports / Re: Jordon Ibe Looks Set To Pledge His Allegiance To Nigeria. by JayJustus(m): 2:55am On Nov 24, 2016
I don't even know where he wants to play when Musa is on the bench...nigga should sit his behind at home, drink a can of beer and watch super eagles play on mobdro...

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Phones / Re: Which Of These Nigerian Telcos Is Your Preferred Network For Internet? by JayJustus(m): 2:42am On Nov 24, 2016
calyto:

It's one thing to see 4G on your phone;It's another thing for the 4G to even come close to meeting expectation.
What is the need of seeing 4G on your phone when you cannot stream football live using MTN when with H+ on etisalat, i can stream football?




location matters my friend...with one bar I conveniently get 30mbps and with a full bar I can get as much as 58mbps...which is absolutely just fine for 4G...pretty much what I got while in Singapore which happens to have one of the fastest internet speeds in the world
Phones / Re: Which Of These Nigerian Telcos Is Your Preferred Network For Internet? by JayJustus(m): 2:53pm On Nov 23, 2016
calyto:
ETISALAT anyday.
They don't disappoint me. Thier 3.75G speed is even faster than my mtn 4g internet speed.
Glo is the most useless of them all-plenty data,very poor speed.



Etisalat 3.75g is faster than MTNs 4G nigga watchu smoking?
Politics / Re: US Justice Department Issues Statement On Atiku Abubakar’s Alleged Criminal Case by JayJustus(m): 6:22pm On Nov 20, 2016
NO OLD MAN WILL EVER RULE US AGAIN...

thunder fire all these grandpa's ...
Phones / Re: Subscriber Options for UNLIMITED Internet - WORTH IT? by JayJustus(m): 7:00pm On Nov 17, 2016
who knows how I can unlock this modem... supports ntels band 1800... it's a cyberspace router...thanks

Education / Re: 5 College Degrees That Will Be Extinct In 20 Years by JayJustus(m): 10:15pm On Nov 16, 2016
Hospitality and tourism hehehehehehe...one hospitality and tourism graduate here....keep working your 9-5 job everyday while we pocket in cool cash working at our pace...
Agriculture / Re: Photos Of Harvested Giant Size Cucumbers By YEN President, Benue State Chapter by JayJustus(m): 10:05pm On Nov 16, 2016
cucumber and JUST NEGODU
Sports / Re: Victor Moses Tweet After Eagles Win Over Algeria by JayJustus(m): 5:16pm On Nov 13, 2016
BlindAngel:
Rubbish, only two goals when moses score person nor go hear word again. Also if any Nigeria player score one single goal for he club, the next day all Nigeria news papers will be filled with the news all over all the newspapers.
Didier Drogba and yaya toure who both scored hundreds of goals for their clubs, are they nor ordinary human like Nigerian players.
.
Rubbish



FREE YOURSELF FROM HATE...
Travel / Re: A Nairalander On A First Class Train From Lagos To Minna by JayJustus(m): 5:30pm On Nov 11, 2016
did you use a camera or a potato??
Nairaland food section can confirm this

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