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Phones / Re: GLO Launches ‘borrow Me Data’ For Subscribers by Jaykan(m): 9:30am On Nov 04, 2016
snazzy5050:
No other like GLO
Like if you're a glo subscriber share if youre not.... Let's see how 'much' we are
please what's the code to triple airtime and will it be deducted if i do it?
Health / Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Men Develop A Pot Belly Stomach So Early? by Jaykan(m): 8:03am On Oct 20, 2016
havennie:
Thank u for this thread Op.
For me, any guy with a protruding stomach that comes my way in the name of toasting me, i turn him down immediately, i dont want to know about his money or family name. I just get irritated at the sight of it seriously.
no be today una start that yarn
Romance / Re: Some Of The Most Shocking Reasons For Divorce/Breakups Ever. by Jaykan(m): 12:10pm On Oct 17, 2016
Explorers:
Husband is too neat, cleans too much.



A German woman divorced her significant other for his incessant cleaning.

Wouldn’t most women appreciate it if their husbands cleaned and tidied up the house?

Well, I guess not. As it turns out, the man was so fixated with cleaning, that he actually knocked down a wall for being dirty and he rebuilt it.

Now, we all understand that everyone has their own habits, but tearing down a wall for just being dirty? We think that’s a bit much.

If you don’t like or even tolerate each other’s quirks, there is no chance the relationship will work.
it's a form of OCD.
Literature / Re: The Calabar Fiasco by Jaykan(m): 8:30am On Oct 10, 2016
While Peter was carrying out his normal Saturday activities a group of young men were on his trail. They were the friends of the recently deceased six-footer and also members of one of calabar's most prominent gangs. They'd returned back to the club after depositing the body of their friend at the city morgue and had started making enquiries. They'd gleaned a bit of information from one of the girls who had hung out with peter a few times and had traced him to his area in the southern part of the city. They observed the neighbourhood and left without saying a word. Nobody took any notice of them
Literature / Re: The Calabar Fiasco by Jaykan(m): 8:30am On Oct 10, 2016
Saturday morning dawned bright and early.. For everyone except the six-footer... The bottle had caved his skull in causing a massive brain hemorrhage. He died a few minutes after his assailant had slipped out of the clubhouse. Word had spread, his body had been deposited in the mortuary and like the low ranking Nazi officer whose death had been a precursor to the Holocaust, his death would be the little spark that would grow into the wildfire that would turn the city into a bloody theatre
Family / Re: My Wife Doesn't Work Yet Dinner Is Never Ready Before 9pm by Jaykan(m): 8:15am On Sep 19, 2016
Huston1:

She doesnt cook food everyday. When she knows she isngoing to make a meal that wont take much of her time, then she will not start early at all. Even when i remind her that it is getting late, she will tell me something like "Is it not just to make eba" but when she eventually gets into the kitchen she starts doing other things. Maybe that is when she will realise the kids will not eat eba and start frying plantain for them, or she will tell me she checked the soup and found there is no "Kpomo" or fish again because I dont like beef. Then she will start making jollof rice or something. She actually does a lot of things to make me happy. The timing is what I am not comfortable with. I have told her many a time she doesnt have respect for time. Anytime we have to get ready together and go out, I will tell her to start getting ready 2hrs before the time. She doesnt even make up. But we will still get to the place late. I go angry to church every sunday because even if she wakes up by 6am for a service of 9:30am, we still get to church late. I dont know what to do anymore. Whenever i talk to her, she makes adjustment for only few days and she is back to her old self. In the area of food, I feel I will make her feel bad if I start eating out but I dont know how to remedy this I am in. I will not forget to mention that she is a very nice wife and mother and very respectful. My family and friends like her. But this shortcoming of not respecting time is what I dont like. And you should all know that a woman who doesnt have respect for time is very untidy. And of course she is. I actually knew all these before I married her but I thought I can work on her and change these about her. Is this a cross I have to bear for the rest of my life because she doesnt compliment me the area of tideness and being timely. She scores Zero in being clean and timely. I employed someone who comes to clean my house everyday and wash too. I will not fail to mention that I still love her and she loves me with her life. She is very LOYAL, Caring, pretty, kindhearted and receptive. Family and friends enjoy her company. If she is not around, they misses her. I wish she can make little adjustment in these two areas of respecting time and being clean. There is nothing to write home about her in these two areas. I am always angry.
you can't have it all
Literature / Re: The Calabar Fiasco by Jaykan(m): 12:38pm On Sep 17, 2016
Let's get outta here drawled the six-footer steering the girl away from Peter. You should hang out less with ruffians like this and star...
An up swinging right hook ended any further talk from him as the shorter man threw a well aimed blow at his jaw releasing a molar or two. Stunned by the blow, the six-footer staggered backwards but he quickly regained his balance and threw a flurry of well aimed blows back at his assailant
Due to his disadvantage height wise Peter was getting the worse out of the fight as the punches connected with his face. Seeking a way out he launched himself through the air at his opponent connecting with his ribs and sending both of them crashing into a table laden with drinks. The girl had since melted away into the gathering crowd.

His hand wrapped itself round the neck of a Hennessey bottle and without any hesitation he brought it down on the head of his opponent.. The bottle didn't break. Down it went again.. The explosion was deafening. Loud enough to send the bouncers running towards the commotion. Peter extricated himself from the tangle and slipped into the crowd and out of the club leaving his opponent lying barely conscious on the floor
Celebrities / Re: AfroCandy's Friend, Fyne Papi Is Dead by Jaykan(m): 9:37pm On Sep 16, 2016
jpeg45:
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Hell fire straight
you're the one paying his transport abi?

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Literature / Re: The Calabar Fiasco by Jaykan(m): 6:02pm On Sep 13, 2016
He grabbed her in a viselike grip,his eyes burning and in a grating voice asked her where the hell she thought she was going

She's going home with me.. D'you have a problem with that ? The cool voice only served as fuel for his anger and he turned towards the impostor and addressed all six feet of him..

You dey craze to come carry my shima comot like that? No make me change am on top ya head now o

The six footer switched to pidgin too addressing the girl
'The nigga na your boyfriend?
No o.. Came the reply
Him just block me for here o accompanying it with the eye roll perfected by all females the world over.
Seeing that he had stolen the other man's thunder the six footer decided to make his victory absolute and made a mistake that proved to be fatal...
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hillary Clinton May Have Been Poisoned By Donald Trump & Putin – Doctor Warns by Jaykan(m): 4:09pm On Sep 13, 2016
Name checkers will soon appear and this thread will go to hell

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Literature / Re: The Calabar Fiasco by Jaykan(m): 8:28pm On Sep 12, 2016
Another guy was chatting up his 'babe' and from the look of things she was obviously very interested in whatever he was telling her. He saw her take a cursory glance around obviously to check if he was around but he knew she wouldn't see him because at that very moment he had withdrawn into the shadows to see what was going to happen. She downed her drink and stood up in an obvious move for the exit.
Peter Ekpo had always had a short fuse even as a child. He could still remember his mother's words ringing in his ears twenty years ago as she surveyed the nasty gash on his cousins head where a large stone had left a very impressive injury.

'This ya hot temper go put you for wahala' the distraught woman had screamed as she tended to the injured cousin.

That ferocious temper of his had led him down a long road which had ended with him becoming a fully blooded member of one of Calabar's most vicious confraternities now as he neared his eruption point,he walked gingerly across the swathe of bodies and cut off his intended companion's route and that of her new sweetheart
Literature / Re: The Calabar Fiasco by Jaykan(m): 8:21pm On Sep 12, 2016
An hour later and he was still on his feet grinding, spurred on by the alcohol and the sight of the very impressive bottom pushing hard against his groin, as the music died down and the revelers went to catch some respite and free up space for the others who wanted to have a go he steered her to the bar and ordered a drink for them while simultaneously chatting her up.
As the conversation got deeper he fancied asking her to return home with him so they could spend the night together when he felt that familiar pressure caused by a full bladder and excused himself to take a leak
He took his time.. Checked a few messages on his phone and then headed back to the bar.

He was halfway there when he caught sight of something that made his blood boil with rage..
Literature / Re: The Calabar Fiasco by Jaykan(m): 8:06pm On Sep 11, 2016
The taxi drew to a halt near the bank and a squat figure exited from the vehicle, he dipped his hands in his wallet, paid the driver and crossed the dual lanes of the road and disappeared into the club that was adjacent the bank
He wound his way through the gyrating bodies glistening with sweat in the middle of the floor and perched on top a seat at the bar and ordered a drink. A few shots and a couple of cigarettes later he turned his attention to the girls leaning casually in the darker recesses of the club house and viewed them critically. His roving eye caught a fat bottomed girl slowly moving to the beats emanating from the speakers and he made his move...
Literature / Re: The Calabar Fiasco by Jaykan(m): 7:44pm On Sep 11, 2016
Fridays.. The buzz around town could barely be contained. As the city's inhabitants poured out of their different workplaces the numerous bars,eateries and clubs were quickly filled by revelers and fun seekers whose options of releasing the pent up energy contained in their bodies were manifested in drinking, eating and wild gyrations.
Among the numerous hotspots in town one of the most popular was along Marian road. It was a mini highway that served as an alternate and more hectic route to the larger and laid back Murtala Muhammad highway
Lots of eateries,bars,clubs and relaxation spots lined this long expanse of road and served as a veritable feast for the eyes and wallet. It was a cold evening, the day had begun with a customary downpour that had lasted intermittently for the better part of 6 hours. Thanks to the city's close proximity to the Atlantic ocean. As dusk began to fall a cold blast of air from the Atlantic blew across the city lowering both temperatures and inhibitions.
Young nubile girls from the city's universities could be seen trooping into various establishments either with their sweethearts or in groups of 3 or more hoping to catch either a well heeled younger man or an older moneybag for the night.
Literature / The Calabar Fiasco by Jaykan(m): 7:38pm On Sep 11, 2016
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September 2016
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day Special Updates by Jaykan(m): 6:14am On Sep 01, 2016
Chelsea confirm David Luiz signing

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day Special Updates by Jaykan(m): 10:36pm On Aug 31, 2016
Moussa Sissoko has agreed a five-year deal with Tottenham Hotspur
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day Special Updates by Jaykan(m): 10:08pm On Aug 31, 2016
A summary of today's deals..

The summer transfer window will close at 11pm in England*.
Chelsea agree deal with PSG for David Luiz*.

Blues also confirm £23million signing of Marcos Alonso from Fiorentina*.

Jack Wilshere completes sensational loan move to Bournemouth*

Juventus land Chelsea misfit Juan Cuadrado on loan for three years*.

Sevilla, meanwhile, have signed City's Samir Nasri on season long loan*

Wilfried Bony completes season-long loan move to Stoke City*.

Tottenham confirm deal to sign Georges-Kevin Nkoudou from Marseille*.

Leicester City sign Islam Slimani from Sporting Lisbon for £29.7m
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day Special Updates by Jaykan(m): 10:00pm On Aug 31, 2016
Couple of deals still in the balance with Moussa Sissoko still in a tug of war between Tottenham and Everton
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day Special Updates by Jaykan(m): 9:54pm On Aug 31, 2016
Nice confirm the signing of Mario Balotelli from Liverpool

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day Special Updates by Jaykan(m): 9:49pm On Aug 31, 2016
Jack Wilshere completes sensational loan move to Bournemouth

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day Special Updates by Jaykan(m): 6:59pm On Aug 31, 2016
Will be back in two hours with more updates
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day Special Updates by Jaykan(m): 6:51pm On Aug 31, 2016
Bournemouth have agreed terms with Arsenal and Jack Wilshere

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day Special Updates by Jaykan(m): 6:47pm On Aug 31, 2016
Breaking

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day Special Updates by Jaykan(m): 6:42pm On Aug 31, 2016
Chelsea FC and Paris Saint-Germain have agreed terms for the transfer of David Luiz back to London...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day Special Updates by Jaykan(m): 6:31pm On Aug 31, 2016
PICTURE EXCLUSIVE: Luiz arrives in London by Eurostar ahead of his sensational return to Chelsea in £32m deal from PSG

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day Special Updates by Jaykan(m): 6:28pm On Aug 31, 2016
BREAKING:@SpursOfficial sign Georges-Kevin Nkoudou

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day Special Updates by Jaykan(m): 6:26pm On Aug 31, 2016
BREAKING NEWS


Jack Wilshere has arrived at Bournemouth ahead of his season-long loan move from Arsenal.#DeadlineDay

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day Special Updates by Jaykan(m): 6:21pm On Aug 31, 2016
Mino Raiola has been working hard in a bid to reach a settlement on Mario Balotelli's contract with Liverpool so he can take an offer to sign for Nice.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day Special Updates by Jaykan(m): 6:19pm On Aug 31, 2016
Bournemouth to pay Arsenal £2m to land Jack Wilshere (only on loan though)

Few more details about Jack Wilshere's loan switch to Bournemouth: the Cherries will pay a loan fee in the region of £2million and will pay all of the midfielder's £80,000-per-week wages.Crystal Palace were willing to pay the loan fee, but not his full wages. Roma were interested, so were AC Milan.But Bournemouth, pending a medical tonight, will sign Wilshere.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day Special Updates by Jaykan(m): 6:18pm On Aug 31, 2016
David Luiz's sensational Chelsea return is the main talk on social media.

Bwin has been monitoring Twitter today to see which players/managers have been most spoken about and based on tweets towards the 20 managers in the Premier League.Seven per cent of all tweets have spoken about Luiz, showing his prospective move back to the club he left for £50m is the most talked about transfer today.The top three players mentioned on Twitter, based on tracking conversations from the beginning of the day until now are:David Luiz – mention in 7 per cent of all tweets containing a Premier League manager.
Mamadou Sakho – mention in 4 per cent of all tweets.
Jack Wilshere – mention in 3 per cent of all tweets
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day Special Updates by Jaykan(m): 6:16pm On Aug 31, 2016
Juventus confirm the signing ofJuan Cuadrado from Chelsea

It's a three-year-deal for the Chelsea outcast - albeit a loan one.I've heard of two-year loan deals but three-year ones sound pretty ridiculous...

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