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kossyablaze:
lol Jay!Finally I got u!I av heard so much bout u!I'm sure Santos must av told u I hailed.U r xo intelligent! I like ur write up in baby baggage.

Loool, av heard much about you too, thanks a lot dear

donholy28:
Oya girls come out here and confess ur group...but op u no add d group dat enjoys d tin..or do u mean dat no girl enjoys it?

of cus girls enjoy sex as much as guys, I just wrote only for those that pretend to enjoy it at a particular time with a particular person, haa! We girls can travel from Nigeria to Mali just for sex

It is a known fact that when the first woman was created a mischievous angel sprinkled a pack of pretext dust on her, making her and her fellows to live a life of pretence by default.Though some got more share of the dust than others, the truth remains all of them/us pretends.We pretend to like your hideous hair style, we awww and OMG at your new baby saying he is so cute when we all know he really looks like a potato, we dance when you buy that awful shoe for us (or maybe because awful shoe is always better than no-shoe), we do all these because we don't like our feelings being hurt so we don't want to hurt yours. One major scenario where women pretend the most is during sex. She brings out the Oscar winning affectation during sex, from the time she is enduring your sloppy tongue roaming in her mouth to the time she jerks and scream with empty pleasure, writhing to avoid your sweaty body while you high five yourself for the orgasmic never-before-seen experience you are giving her. Let me just listsome of these scenarios.
THE OWLS : This group pretend the least, they are not enjoying the sex but they are not also asking you to stop, they just lie there and hoot, they give an "oooh" hmm" every 40 seconds, their face having the same expression it has when they watch that Hijab lady on NTA news, these are the group that leaves an awkward air hanging in the room after sex, because they will just silently grab the tissue and remain silent till they say "come and see me off"

THE KNIGHTS: Honourable Ladies, who believes that a man's pride should be protected remember that girl that was shrieking and groaning because your penis is big and its causing her pains, meanwhile in reality your penis is a few centimetres shy of HB pencil, well that girl is a Knight in flowery armour, she has seen the penis, she knows it is small, she knows you know it is small but she is not going to be the one that will make you drink poison and die. So she is going to pretend that your penis is big, not just big, but big enough toinjure her and through out the sex she will continue the groan moan, while you ride gallantly and ask occasionaly "baby are you ok" lol, she is very ok my brother, in fact her tampon causes her more pain than your pillar.

THE SACRED ORDER OF THE LAMB: These are the people that baffle me the most, they are faced with the opposite situation the knights find themselves in, a lamb pretends that a big penis which is really causing her pain on entrance and destroying her walls on a Jericho level is okay for her, the vein lines on her face and neck are popping out begging for the torture to stop and she is lying there twisting and whining and encouraging you to continue,to slay, to possess. They pretend to be okay with it because they don't want to disappoint you, they kill themselves to let you live.
THE MASTERS : They do not just bounce on your penis, they add vocals to the action,they are the loud moaners and the screamers, those girls that makes your neighbours know when you are getting some. Th eones that call their mom and religious leaders during sex, with them you hear things like..ah baby kill it" destroy it, harder 'And you the guy go " yea baby you gonna die on this dick today "Oh well... Sad thing is she is faking the whole thing, she is silently praying you die of heart attack so she can roll your body off her,., sex with a master would make you think yourself a god, you start to believe that you are descendant of the Greek god of sex, you hear your neighbours hailing you after she is gone and you unconsciously wear a cap to prevent your head from blowing up.. They are the MASTERS, doing every and anything, they hoot, moan, groan, cry,pray, whine, bounce. They are the ideal sex partners, they show no self consciousness during sex, they have the most dramatic orgasm ever, they crumple their face, dig a finger in your back while the other hand grabs the sheet, as they convulse with half closed eyes and fake the orgasm to the last. And they lie on you chest to sing your praises after helping to clean you up...And list continues
PS: All written above does not apply to every woman....


feel free to add your own group or the ones you've experienced
More write ups at www.personallyjay.

wow, detailed experience indeed, I camped in lagos batch a stream 2 this is a link to my summarized camp experience https://personallyjay./2015/07/04/camperience/[url]

Ricardo2400:
Dem don come
All these nysc staffs
Where were u when I ws posted to ebonyi

my dear I used all the pdp and apc wey I sabi, I'm already working in Lagos so I really needed to be posted there.... Ebonyi is not bad o, been there once

Abeg wey Lagos thread o.... Finally seen minemine

Gracyel:
I dedicate this to my lovely Unity college mates in persons of,
Pinkiepetitee
Rusa
Sleekyonyx
Jaylicioussss

You girls are totally the best
#unitycollegesrock

awwwww thanks love

SuPeRq:
chaaiiiii chemistry screwing innocent students since dah tym immemorial

I dey tellllllllll u but we survived

SuPeRq:
seeing ma course mate 4 dah 1st tym on ds thread

wow that's cool me too

toska92:
i was in public administration

ok PALG people

Gracyel:
Wow... So cool

You know, I love meeting peeps from unity schools o

Nice to meet you dear.

same here hun.

toska92:
wow!!! what dept

Guess.......... pure and industrial chemistry

Gracyel:
Are you serious!??

You finished from a unity college too??... Dats so cool

Me too

Mine was Federal Government Girls College, Sagamu.

But twas 2008....

I finished from Federal Government College Ijanikin.....

toska92:
are u a super lion also?

super lioness yes

toska92:
Dis page is dedicated to all UNN PCMs nd also to my e-crush pinkiepetitee. Cheers

thanks superlion

is a lie

megaTOOLz:
Name: Ikenna Collins Ekwukporo
School: University of Nigeria Nsukka
Dept : Mechanical Engineering
Wish to serve in port Harcourt

Have being following the thread buh nysc don make me weak.... This one pass all the April fools day.But still, am happy to join the bus....

welcome superlion *take this okpa and zobo as we wait in silence*

doublezero7:
Babes, I'm good dear! Was around your hood on saturday and monday...wats up now?

I dey o, holla me when next you are around

Nigerdeltaboi:
morning bae

kings, morning dear

Goooooooooooodddddd morrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnniiinnnnnnngggg fam!





doublezero7 hawa u?

Nigerdeltaboi:
hw far babe

hi kings, I'm alright... u nko?

Good morning fam...... happy Wednesday and special morning sharra to my #wcw sleekyonyx keep up the good work



www.personallyjay.

erisegun:
wich of d agbo sef?jedi,opa eyin, etc

all of them, even coco abgo

erisegun:
jesuuuuuuuu!!! :ojesuuuuuuuu!!!

what appen?

erisegun:
mak i ask my own too, abeg se i fit carry pot and stove go camp too

Even my baba ijebu and agbo business I fit carry am go?

erisegun:
see dis girl o. Lolzz

wetin na? Na question I dey ask

Nigerdeltaboi:
lol,you can na but na outside camp you go park am ,you dis babe ehnnn...hw far na

I'm good o

Nigerdeltaboi:
can i go with my boxing gloves and lawn tennis rackets ? i neva leave them behind.

pls can I go with my new G-wagon and Diamond studded necklace ? I neva leave them behind looool

Nigerdeltaboi:
wassup jaylicioussss ,have u registered ....caught ya doin ghostmode

smh na now u remember me abi? yea im done with registrations and all,

Gracyel:
...Thanks. I hope I'll get to learn more of the language from u

of cause dear

dhayok:
pls oo!! I've payed at the bank since on Thursday... no transaction pin yet. Is there anyone in the same situation?? what do I do??

I had the same problem, I called the nysc numbers till they picked I told them my issue, they asked for some details, and in 20 minutes they sent the pin to my mail

Gracyel:
lol. My sister from another father. I'm sorry am a fake ibo girl. My mom is from Ogun state and thats why I cant understand you. But I believe you meant 'How are u' in ibo. So I reply by saying 'Odinma'

lol, yea u got it