It is a known fact that when the first woman was created a mischievous angel sprinkled a pack of pretext dust on her, making her and her fellows to live a life of pretence by default.Though some got more share of the dust than others, the truth remains all of them/us pretends.We pretend to like your hideous hair style, we awww and OMG at your new baby saying he is so cute when we all know he really looks like a potato, we dance when you buy that awful shoe for us (or maybe because awful shoe is always better than no-shoe), we do all these because we don't like our feelings being hurt so we don't want to hurt yours. One major scenario where women pretend the most is during sex. She brings out the Oscar winning affectation during sex, from the time she is enduring your sloppy tongue roaming in her mouth to the time she jerks and scream with empty pleasure, writhing to avoid your sweaty body while you high five yourself for the orgasmic never-before-seen experience you are giving her. Let me just listsome of these scenarios.
THE OWLS : This group pretend the least, they are not enjoying the sex but they are not also asking you to stop, they just lie there and hoot, they give an "oooh" hmm" every 40 seconds, their face having the same expression it has when they watch that Hijab lady on NTA news, these are the group that leaves an awkward air hanging in the room after sex, because they will just silently grab the tissue and remain silent till they say "come and see me off"

THE KNIGHTS: Honourable Ladies, who believes that a man's pride should be protected remember that girl that was shrieking and groaning because your penis is big and its causing her pains, meanwhile in reality your penis is a few centimetres shy of HB pencil, well that girl is a Knight in flowery armour, she has seen the penis, she knows it is small, she knows you know it is small but she is not going to be the one that will make you drink poison and die. So she is going to pretend that your penis is big, not just big, but big enough toinjure her and through out the sex she will continue the groan moan, while you ride gallantly and ask occasionaly "baby are you ok" lol, she is very ok my brother, in fact her tampon causes her more pain than your pillar.

THE SACRED ORDER OF THE LAMB: These are the people that baffle me the most, they are faced with the opposite situation the knights find themselves in, a lamb pretends that a big penis which is really causing her pain on entrance and destroying her walls on a Jericho level is okay for her, the vein lines on her face and neck are popping out begging for the torture to stop and she is lying there twisting and whining and encouraging you to continue,to slay, to possess. They pretend to be okay with it because they don't want to disappoint you, they kill themselves to let you live.
THE MASTERS : They do not just bounce on your penis, they add vocals to the action,they are the loud moaners and the screamers, those girls that makes your neighbours know when you are getting some. Th eones that call their mom and religious leaders during sex, with them you hear things like..ah baby kill it" destroy it, harder 'And you the guy go " yea baby you gonna die on this dick today "Oh well... Sad thing is she is faking the whole thing, she is silently praying you die of heart attack so she can roll your body off her,., sex with a master would make you think yourself a god, you start to believe that you are descendant of the Greek god of sex, you hear your neighbours hailing you after she is gone and you unconsciously wear a cap to prevent your head from blowing up.. They are the MASTERS, doing every and anything, they hoot, moan, groan, cry,pray, whine, bounce. They are the ideal sex partners, they show no self consciousness during sex, they have the most dramatic orgasm ever, they crumple their face, dig a finger in your back while the other hand grabs the sheet, as they convulse with half closed eyes and fake the orgasm to the last. And they lie on you chest to sing your praises after helping to clean you up...And list continues
PS: All written above does not apply to every woman....


feel free to add your own group or the ones you've experienced
More write ups at www.personallyjay.

okay ave read....





Kossyablaze which ones have you experienced

hmm. ok

Ogbonge

Iwang

donholy28:
Oya girls come out here and confess ur group...but op u no add d group dat enjoys d tin..or do u mean dat no girl enjoys it?

of cus girls enjoy sex as much as guys, I just wrote only for those that pretend to enjoy it at a particular time with a particular person, haa! We girls can travel from Nigeria to Mali just for sex

Aunty,


Thanks for the lesson

jaylicioussss:
It is a known fact that when the first woman was created a mischievous angel sprinkled a pack of pretext dust on her, making her and her fellows to live a life of pretence by default.Though some got more share of the dust than others, the truth remains all of them/us pretends.We pretend to like your hideous hair style, we awww and OMG at your new baby saying he is so cute when we all know he really looks like a potato, we dance when you buy that awful shoe for us (or maybe because awful shoe is always better than no-shoe), we do all these because we don't like our feelings being hurt so we don't want to hurt yours. One major scenario where women pretend the most is during sex. She brings out the Oscar winning affectation during sex, from the time she is enduring your sloppy tongue roaming in her mouth to the time she jerks and scream with empty pleasure, writhing to avoid your sweaty body while you high five yourself for the orgasmic never-before-seen experience you are giving her. Let me just listsome of these scenarios.
THE OWLS : This group pretend the least, they are not enjoying the sex but they are not also asking you to stop, they just lie there and hoot, they give an "oooh" hmm" every 40 seconds, their face having the same expression it has when they watch that Hijab lady on NTA news, these are the group that leaves an awkward air hanging in the room after sex, because they will just silently grab the tissue and remain silent till they say "come and see me off"

THE KNIGHTS: Honourable Ladies, who believes that a man's pride should be protected remember that girl that was shrieking and groaning because your penis is big and its causing her pains, meanwhile in reality your penis is a few centimetres shy of HB pencil, well that girl is a Knight in flowery armour, she has seen the penis, she knows it is small, she knows you know it is small but she is not going to be the one that will make you drink poison and die. So she is going to pretend that your penis is big, not just big, but big enough toinjure her and through out the sex she will continue the groan moan, while you ride gallantly and ask occasionaly "baby are you ok" lol, she is very ok my brother, in fact her tampon causes her more pain than your pillar.

THE SACRED ORDER OF THE LAMB: These are the people that baffle me the most, they are faced with the opposite situation the knights find themselves in, a lamb pretends that a big penis which is really causing her pain on entrance and destroying her walls on a Jericho level is okay for her, the vein lines on her face and neck are popping out begging for the torture to stop and she is lying there twisting and whining and encouraging you to continue,to slay, to possess. They pretend to be okay with it because they don't want to disappoint you, they kill themselves to let you live.
THE MASTERS : They do not just bounce on your penis, they add vocals to the action,they are the loud moaners and the screamers, those girls that makes your neighbours know when you are getting some. Th eones that call their mom and religious leaders during sex, with them you hear things like..ah baby kill it" destroy it, harder 'And you the guy go " yea baby you gonna die on this dick today "Oh well... Sad thing is she is faking the whole thing, she is silently praying you die of heart attack so she can roll your body off her,., sex with a master would make you think yourself a god, you start to believe that you are descendant of the Greek god of sex, you hear your neighbours hailing you after she is gone and you unconsciously wear a cap to prevent your head from blowing up.. They are the MASTERS, doing every and anything, they hoot, moan, groan, cry,pray, whine, bounce. They are the ideal sex partners, they show no self consciousness during sex, they have the most dramatic orgasm ever, they crumple their face, dig a finger in your back while the other hand grabs the sheet, as they convulse with half closed eyes and fake the orgasm to the last. And they lie on you chest to sing your praises after helping to clean you up...And list continues
PS: All written above does not apply to every woman....


feel free to add your own group or the ones you've experienced
More write ups at www.personallyjay.

Op which 1 of these group of pretenders do u belong?

Mizzzbeee Come See something

Owokowoko na so Eniola dey shout Daddy please, Daddy please, ooshh u are d best, promise me u won't leave me... Make i dey promise untop toto. Olohun maje

INTROVERT:
okay ave read....




Kossyablaze which ones have you experienced

lol trust me u don't wanna know

kossyablaze:
lol trust me u don't wanna know

we want to know!!!

jaylicioussss:
we want to know!!!

lol calm down.Datz a gist for anoda day Jay.

senorB:
hmm. ok

ishilove o!Biko move to fp

jaylicioussss:
we want to know!!!

Hey J!Been a while.Which part of Lag u at?

After finished reading this...
Now this dude above me is trying to set P

How will this help me become rich?

kossyablaze:
Hey J!Been a while.Which part of Lag u at?

Satellite for now

jaylicioussss:
Satellite for now

ok m arnd tho

Maamin:
After finished reading this...
Now this dude above me is trying to set P

Lol. just Lol. you are leaving in stitches here mehn

Doubleagent008:
Lol. just Lol. you are leaving in stitches here mehn

Trust me I can smell P setters 100 miles away..

Jay!!!!!!!!!!!!! you like big cassaver