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Health › Re: The Interesting Health Benefits Of Arguing by jaymejate: 3:05pm On Jan 06, 2016

[size=15pt]yea it is good, go argue with your Dad, bro u go know say e bad[/size]

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2015/2016 Admission Processes by jaymejate: 11:17am On Jan 06, 2016*

[size=17pt]Room mate is needed asap at Across, female, call

if interested. Make it snappy [/size]

Politics › Re: Photos: Oshodi Market Demolition by jaymejate: 8:37am On Jan 06, 2016

[size=15pt]Haa, na wa o. [/size]7

Jokes Etc › Re: Commotion As Olamide Leaves Futa by jaymejate: 8:25am On Jan 06, 2016

Better go find job

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2015/2016 Admission Processes by jaymejate: 9:33pm On Jan 05, 2016*

[size=18pt]Please again, if you want to sell your hostel or you have someone that wishes to sell at olori or ramat, pls call. We wish to buy at a good prize [/size]

Romance › Re: What Will Be Your First Reaction If You See This. by jaymejate: 6:58pm On Jan 05, 2016

mizquote:
if you pay your lover a visit and mistakenly stumble on sex machine.

how will you react?

Take the picture of it and sell am for OLX

Crime › Re: Police Allegedly Tried Extorting Money From Man Minutes After Escaping Death by jaymejate: 4:58pm On Jan 05, 2016

[size=16pt] Okay [/size]

Celebrities › Re: 5 Dirty Secrets Revealed By Olamide And Don Jazzy’s Fight Over Headies Awards by jaymejate: 3:24pm On Jan 05, 2016

[size=16pt]I de wait for Olamide's diss track, Don jazzy go know grin

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Sports › Re: Messi, Neymar, Ronaldo & The Top 50 Highest Valued Players In World Football by jaymejate: 3:21pm On Jan 05, 2016

This one na JuJu list... Give us the real list now

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2015/2016 Admission Processes by jaymejate: 3:17pm On Jan 05, 2016

[size=15pt]Please if you choose Orisun hostel and you want to sell, or if you have anyone that want to sell, call 0908 271 8938 [/size]

Thanks

Poems For Review › Re: No I Can't Be Cheated by jaymejate: 10:27am On Jan 05, 2016

merit12:
congrats for what?
You have not answer my questions in my previous poem
Who do you think you are?

Do you expect me to start replying you, telling you who i am with a poem?
I'm not a poet

Poems For Review › Re: No I Can't Be Cheated by jaymejate: 10:07am On Jan 05, 2016

merit12:
Ahhhhhhhh I scream
As a roaring lion,
Deep silent fell into me
Like a cold hand of ice,
Angry I become the more.

Dead silence on the other side
Of the phone ,
After brief talk on the
Angry I become the more .

My eyes widen
My tongue become bitter
My stomach hurts
My head become more heavier

The trees began
whispering Strange sound
Frowned confused tears
Rolled down from my eyes
I can't take it anymore I say
I can't be cheated over my labour
I can't be cheated from my right
Not even from HER My loveone
My calculations are right
That's my hard end right
No I can't be cheated

Ok congrats

Romance › Re: I Think I’m Pregnant For My Best Friend’s Brother by jaymejate: 10:25pm On Jan 04, 2016

[size=16pt]Wow Nollywood is improving, nice movie there[/size]

Nairaland General › Re: The Only Type Of Tatoo Allowed By African Parents (photo) by jaymejate: 10:21pm On Jan 04, 2016

[size=16pt]Omo that time, my tattoo plenty pas lil Wayne own o. Straight lines everywhere on my body, e con be like stretch marks and Zebra[/size]

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Autos › Re: Gurus: Which Of These Accident-ed Cars Can You Recommend by jaymejate: 10:13pm On Jan 04, 2016

[size=16pt]Na wa o, them go con repackage sell am to South Africa, then Kenya, then to Ghana and then na Nigeria go use the remaining. Mtchew [/size]

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Nairaland General › Re: See What An Angry Wife Did To Her Husband's Alleged Lover (photo) by jaymejate: 9:50pm On Jan 04, 2016

Hahaha

Leave her husband alone o, ashawo grin

Health › Re: Conjoined Twins Born In Ganjuwa, Bauchi State (Photos) by jaymejate: 9:45pm On Jan 04, 2016

[size=15pt]Nothing to say[/size]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Should He Go Ahead To Marry Her After Having A Child With Another Man? by jaymejate: 7:23pm On Jan 04, 2016

[size=15pt]And you tok say the girl na born again abi you mean born Ashawo?

It's clear, she should not marry, even date the girl. Some day, the daughter she get somewhere will come and draw her attention from you. Bro be wise[/size]

Look somewhere else biko

Jokes Etc › Re: Chai! Come and See Types Of Poop by jaymejate: 7:19pm On Jan 04, 2016

[size=15pt]Haa, God bless me all these types ni o.

Poly poopoo type is mine grin

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Strictly depend on the kind food i chop

Health › Re: Lagos Government Seals Off Houses Lacking Standard Toilets by jaymejate: 7:14pm On Jan 04, 2016

[size=16pt]So that means them go shut about 60% of houses for Lagos grin

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Car Talk › Re: Car Parking Position. Neutral Or On Gear? by jaymejate: 7:12pm On Jan 04, 2016

[size=16pt]On a slope, you put it in gear 1 or any gear with handbrake so it won't move even if handbrake fail.

On a straight ground, you can either use gear 1 or neutral. Gear 1 without handbrake, neutral with handbrake.

Bro you need to come for driving tutorial just N20000 for 1 week grin

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Celebrities › Re: #theheadies2015 : Organisers Release Statement On The Drama That Happened On Awa by jaymejate: 4:59pm On Jan 04, 2016

Oshi

Education › Re: Four New Elements To Be Added To Periodic Table by jaymejate: 4:57pm On Jan 04, 2016

[size=16pt]The one wey de ground we never know finish, you con de add again. U no get pity at all. Mtchew[/size]

Celebrities › Re: 15 Big English With Funny Pronounciations by jaymejate: 4:50pm On Jan 04, 2016

1..my god is internal

2... The police headcutter grin

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Celebrities › Re: Share The Gala, Share The Booze - Harrysong Is The First Ever Gala Ambassador by jaymejate: 4:44pm On Jan 04, 2016

[size=15pt]If he had used 'share the gala share farouz', his one stone go don kill two birds now. But congrats anyway [/size]

Celebrities › Re: Veteran Actors Joke Silva And Olu Jacobs Pictured At An Event, So Adorable by jaymejate: 4:41pm On Jan 04, 2016

[size=17pt]I just wish these small small OLOSHO actresses becoming baby mamas can learn from this couple [/size]

Celebrities › Re: Cynthia Morgan Appears In New Movie Poster, Is She Now An Actress? by jaymejate: 4:38pm On Jan 04, 2016

[size=15pt]Her prayer don de get answer.

God is enlarging her coast.
Make she no de do olosho for film na d koko now[/size]

Nairaland General › Re: New On Nairaland..... Need Guidelines Pls by jaymejate: 4:35pm On Jan 04, 2016

[size=17pt]How much you go pay me? [/size]

Celebrities › Re: Pic: Who Has A Bigger Head...Tuface Or Basketmouth by jaymejate: 4:34pm On Jan 04, 2016

[size=15pt]As long as their head no big reach mine, so it's non grin

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Family › Re: What Was The Craziest Thing Your Mom Caught You Doing? by jaymejate: 4:31pm On Jan 04, 2016

[size=18pt]Several times i get caught trying to HANG myself sad

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Lalasticlala wink

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Celebrities › Re: Singer Flavour Dedicates Daughter In Church - Photos by jaymejate: 4:29pm On Jan 04, 2016

[size=17pt]BABY MAMAS EVERYWHERE lipsrsealed

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Na wa o

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