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Romance › Re: 'I Truly Love My Husband , He Added So Much Value To My Life' Caroline Danjuma by jaymejate: 9:05pm On Apr 05, 2016
Tok am finish jor ,which kind value?
You mean bleaching and make up value? Werey!
Politics › Re: “Gausiyya” Emerges In Markafi, Kaduna - El-Rufai by jaymejate: 9:02pm On Apr 05, 2016
Why are you telling us now, and what are you planning so as to eliminate them on time?
Who knows if you're not d one bringing them up sev.
Politics › Re: The Coward Generation Of The Federal Republic Of Nigeria(CGFRN) by jaymejate: 8:48am On Apr 02, 2016
Bros, na confirm tok o. But biko, i no wan die now.
Where like 10 old politicians de contest for a position and the young me de show face, haaa omo na die
Nairaland General › Re: Good Morning Mr Seun, And Other Mods by jaymejate: 8:42am On Apr 02, 2016
Your Topic go reach FP?
Some people don claim Fp as their birthright o.

If you wanna reach FP, just find one celebrity, post his/her pics and tag one of the mods. Cos na weytin i de see for FP b dat.
Celebrities › Re: Nadia Buari Looks Fab And Chic In Fringe Ensembles (photos) by jaymejate: 8:38am On Apr 02, 2016
Mtchew! And e go make FP, awon mods wa fe gba epe niyen o.

But, seriously, i ain't seeing no Nadia, I'm seeing an Olosho. Advanced one maybe
Crime › Re: 25-year Old Nigerian Dies After He Was Pushed From High Roof Balcony In India by jaymejate: 8:33am On Apr 02, 2016
Weytin be RIP now, se him de plan rest wen he de alive? Naijas go spoil their land con go another land to spoil, una go de die one by one ni, oloriburuku awon omo ofo. They wan spoil our name
Politics › Re: Arepo three killed in error – Residents by jaymejate: 1:28am On Apr 02, 2016
Copy and paste material is hard to believe
Politics › Re: Two Killed In Edo Communal Clash Over Mango by jaymejate: 1:25am On Apr 02, 2016
I no need pictures and source, since na Edo, i believe
Celebrities › Re: Waje’s Response To Her Daughter’s April Fool Prank by jaymejate: 1:22am On Apr 02, 2016
Haa oloriburuku omo oshi, if na my mom i tell that one, she go first drop the phone, find me and kill me.
Waje nor be naija woman, if she be, that her daughter suppose get plaster for body now
Politics › Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria. by jaymejate: 1:16am On Apr 02, 2016
Guy i de vigil now o... I cum charge my phone nih
Politics › Re: Fire Guts Lagos Market As Truck Destruction School Fence by jaymejate: 1:11am On Apr 02, 2016
Werey woh tun ni eleyi?
Politics › Re: Buhari Nigerians Are Suffering, US Trip Is “joke Of The Year” - Fayose by jaymejate: 12:43am On Apr 02, 2016
Oga Fayose yaf said it all.... Our president no understand weytin dem dey tok for there o. Now i no see light charge my phone

Fayose should have kuku call him dumb pressy

APC!!! CHANGE!!!
Politics › Re: Adesina: PMB Does Not Have To Visit Agatu Victims by jaymejate: 12:33am On Apr 02, 2016
Awon oloriburuku kan need life ban for this NL
Health › Re: 2012 Popular Cancer Patient Debbie Osarere Idiagbonya Dies by jaymejate: 12:26am On Apr 02, 2016
RIP Debbie. I no know you but i love, God loves you more.

cry

Guys be like, *wen is burial and any menu menu? *
God help us!
Romance › Re: April Born Lets Meet Here by jaymejate: 12:16am On Apr 02, 2016
[size=15pt]Mine is April 19, my mom, RIP, April 20. My brother April 9th. My cousin, April 22. Like four other people in my family shaa. Cheers! [/size]
Politics › Re: Buhari, Obama, Other World Leaders In Group Pics At The Nuclear Security Summit by jaymejate: 11:46pm On Apr 01, 2016
[size=15pt]Our president sev na wa o, weytin you no understand you de go attend. Werey, petrol don hit N200 per liter, you no do anything about it[/size]
Politics › Re: Fuel Crisis: We’ll Vote Buhari Out In 2019 – Enugu Residents by jaymejate: 11:40pm On Apr 01, 2016
Koni dafun yin if you no vote him out.
Politics › Re: Pick You Nairaland Ministers, As An Elected PRESIDENT by jaymejate: 11:37pm On Apr 01, 2016
I no mind to take minister for swearing. Ori yin ti buru danu.
Better go find work do. Mtchew
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Football World In Shock As Messi Agrees €500m Real Madrid Deal by jaymejate: 11:10pm On Apr 01, 2016
This is becoming real
Sports › Re: Football World In Shock As Messi Agrees €500m Real Madrid Deal by jaymejate: 11:08pm On Apr 01, 2016
Pls just tell me this is April fool.
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by jaymejate: 10:16pm On Apr 01, 2016
emazion:
pls which is correct @more power to your elbow or more grease to your elbow?
The correct answer is, More anointing to your Elbow
Health › Re: 7 Things You Should Not Do Before Sleeping by jaymejate: 12:06am On Apr 01, 2016
8... Urinate before you sleep. My Mama de always tell me that but i don't know why.
Nairaland General › Re: Does Sleeping In D Day affect normal sleep time At Night by jaymejate: 12:03am On Apr 01, 2016
i never sleep now and sleep sev nor cum... i don sleep this afternoon
Health › Re: Have You Ever Drank Your Urine? by jaymejate: 12:02am On Apr 01, 2016
infact, i use it to drink garri.
Politics › Re: Breaking News Saraki Resign!!! by jaymejate: 12:01am On Apr 01, 2016
chai na me first chop am
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by jaymejate: 10:51pm On Mar 29, 2016
asvpChuu:
very very high. just show up & u'll be admitted (why do I have this strong feeling that u are a staylite?)
me Uniben?
i tried the school twice, them reject me. I'm just a friend of the school grin
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by jaymejate: 11:33am On Mar 29, 2016
Pls with the Germscore of 102 + 40mks although they've not give me d 40mks, still expecting it. What are my chances of getting admission into uniben.
































As my chances of getting a job there?
Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by jaymejate: 8:34pm On Mar 28, 2016
jlakesideo:
I live in Lagos, Ikoyi to be precise..

What you doing at the moment as you await to be called on by schools requiring 190 for postUme..?
This awa brother ave gone mad again o.
But e funny shaa grin

I'm out of here
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Says Olamide Is A Ritualist [watch This Video] by jaymejate: 12:10pm On Mar 25, 2016
[size=18pt]Weytin human being no go tok ehn
Keep saying something, ma sa YBNL, baba iya eyan

Oya omo abule sowo cool[/size]
Celebrities › Re: What They Passed Thought Before Fame (photos) by jaymejate: 11:45am On Mar 25, 2016
[size=18pt]Come see me for here too o
I de like hustle like no mans biz[/size]
Politics › Re: Breaking: Army Finally Rescues Some Abducted Women In Madagali(photos) by jaymejate: 11:37am On Mar 25, 2016
Hallelujah... Good Friday
Politics › Re: Diezani Refund 90 Billion Dollar To Nigerian Government – CNN by jaymejate: 11:21am On Mar 25, 2016
[size=18pt]I THINK I SHOULD GO AND LEARN THIS PHOTO SHOP THING.[/size]

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