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Nairaland General › Re: Check Out This Hilarious 'oath' (photo) by jaymejate: 3:52pm On Mar 18, 2016
The same thing written on the door of my hostel toilet grin

But some people are determined to violate the caution to get at least, a percentage of the curse grin
Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by jaymejate: 3:46am On Mar 18, 2016
Jlakeside:
I'm old enough to be your father.. I'll be ok with all what you can tell your dad..
Kikikiki grin
I can sense that pikin brain you carry for skull
Politics › Re: Read President Buhari's Touching Tribute To Late James Ocholi by jaymejate: 11:00pm On Mar 17, 2016
Mynd44 de come close ya thread now grin
Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by jaymejate: 10:58pm On Mar 17, 2016
Jlakeside:
Empty vessels make the loudest noise.. Kid, I'm not in the same phylum with you.. Anyways, I had Bleep in jamb and now i'm a graduate of University of first choice and Nation's pride. A background check will tell you I'm not your mate..

Out of jambites thread..
Congrats grin
Now shut up and lets concentrate on better things
Education › Re: JAMB Should Revert To Paper-pencil Test - House Of Reps Orders by jaymejate: 10:56pm On Mar 17, 2016
Lies, Jamb go cum bribe them soon
Celebrities › Re: Susan Peters Prepares Semovita & Egusi Soup For Her Whitehusband by jaymejate: 10:45pm On Mar 17, 2016
Hahah grin see egusi o... If my small sis cook am like this, ah go kill am
Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by jaymejate: 10:39pm On Mar 17, 2016
Jlakeside:
What's your own score?.. 102?
grin you no fit get reach my own score , lai lai
Even in years to come, provided that you're a jambite i.e if you are
Romance › Re: Lagos Nurtw Boss, Mc Olomo Throws “braless & Pantless” Birthday Party by jaymejate: 10:37pm On Mar 17, 2016
Look at these useless house wives with slippers breasst
Celebrities › Re: Eye Witness Account Of Ibinabo Fiberisima’s Accident - Charles Novia by jaymejate: 10:35pm On Mar 17, 2016
[size=18pt]i like this Novel[/size]
Celebrities › Re: Boobs Everywhere! Lagos NURTW Boss, MC Oluomo Throws 'braless' Birthday Party by jaymejate: 10:33pm On Mar 17, 2016
They said bra less not tube less... lipsrsealed
Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by jaymejate: 10:31pm On Mar 17, 2016
Jlakeside:
Lmao.. Why won't you have 194 when you always sleep and wake up on Romance section, looking for "likes" on Sex and Virgin topics..I noticed you love education so much, but education doesn't like you. So why don't you go into Catering services or hairdressing or you join LASTMA( SSCE is a requirement) or you start selling gala and lacasera at holdups or you look for a kindergarten creche around that will pay you 2k/term.. It may sound harsh and funny, but its a bitter truth. Hope you're still a virgin anyways?
Una don de find opportunity to yab her?
But that's just too much. And nor be your life she de live so pack well
Celebrities › Re: Special Composition To Psquare by jaymejate: 3:04pm On Mar 17, 2016
Wow! This is fantastic
#saynotodivision @p-square
Lalasticlala carry your head cum here
Crime › Re: Fake Drinks Seized By NAFDAC In Edo State - Photos by jaymejate: 2:33pm On Mar 17, 2016
[size=28pt]thank God, Origin nor de there cheesy[/size]
Nairaland General › Re: Nigerian Student Assaulted By A White Man,booted Out From Donald Trump Rally by jaymejate: 2:31pm On Mar 17, 2016
[size=14pt]Una go de form say u de abroad, see weytin dem de do u for there. Pesin fit do you like DAT fr here if u no go change am for him.
Come home[/size]
Jokes Etc › Re: Everything Is Damn Costly by jaymejate: 2:26pm On Mar 17, 2016
[size=18pt]EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED NOW... GLO BIS THAT WAS N1000 IS NOW N1400,
GBOGBO NKAN NI IJOBA YI FI NI WA LARA, KODE RIBE NI TIME GOODLUCK JONATHAN[/size]

Lalasticlala. Pls ban me not!
Politics › Re: Another Nationwide Blackout Looms As Power Generation Drops By 759MW In 24 Hours by jaymejate: 2:20pm On Mar 17, 2016
[size=18pt]APC.... CHANGE!!![/size]
BUT WE GET LIGHT FOR HERE O
Romance › Re: Question: What Do You Call Your Private Part When You Are With Your Bf Or Gf by jaymejate: 10:34am On Mar 17, 2016
Na wa o grin
I call it what the doctors call it
Politics › Re: Gunmen Behead Ukeoma In Emohua, Rivers And Abduct Another by jaymejate: 10:31am On Mar 17, 2016
Na wa o, beheaded ontop weytin ?
Nigeria is out of shape, seriously.
Pets › Re: 14 Years Old Snake Killed by jaymejate: 10:12am On Mar 17, 2016
[size=14pt]snake pepper soup[/size]
Romance › Re: 5 Ladies You Should Never Try Dating If You Are Broke. by jaymejate: 10:06am On Mar 17, 2016
[size=13pt]Laɖɨɛs աɛʏ ɖɛ ʀɛզʊɛst ʄօʀ ATM ċaʀɖ.
Even if I'm not broke, these set of ladies, I go run away from them. because they will make you BROKE[/size]
Celebrities › Re: US Singer Jhene Aiko Marries Her Nigerian Boyfriend by jaymejate: 9:50am On Mar 17, 2016
Maɢa ɖօռ't ʄaʟʟ I ɢʊɛss .
Haքքʏ ʍaʀʀɨɛɖ ʟɨʄɛ aռʏաaʏ
Family › Re: See What A Heartless Man Did To His Wife(Graphic Photos) by jaymejate: 9:41am On Mar 17, 2016
Run! Run!! Run!!! Run for your life now... Run away from anything that doesn't glorify God, anything that doesn't add to your life, Run!
Run from husband that is ready to kill you ,Run!
Just Run!
Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by jaymejate: 1:42pm On Mar 16, 2016
Hawlahscho:
I hope you never vex shahuh forgive me. see here
I don vex o grin
Polyibadan no get rival, ise logun ise grin
Crime › Re: Army Confirms 22 Killed In Borno Suicide Attacks by jaymejate: 12:28pm On Mar 16, 2016
[size=18pt]na wa 4 suicide bombers o.[/size]
Politics › Re: Ezekwesili Fumes Over Rejection Of Gender Equality Bill by jaymejate: 12:26pm On Mar 16, 2016
[size=18pt]mama chill na and let oga Buhari return o[/size]

op, put pinshure abeg
Education › Re: Unilag 2016/2017 Admission Guide ( Unilag 2016 Jambites). by jaymejate: 12:12pm On Mar 16, 2016
iameugene:
Stop wasting your time dropping questions to be answered after hours or days ... Join our whatsapp group now to get fast replies to ur questions and have class to be prepared for the utme. Add 07019747550 cool
yap man... or years
Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by jaymejate: 12:09pm On Mar 16, 2016
Hawlahscho:
See it here
bro, dont get it twisted o. ibadan city polytechnic is VERY DIFFERENT from The Polytechnic, Ibadan.

that statistics is for ibadan city poly undecided
Crime › Re: Lagos Schoolgirls: Police Arrest Three More Suspects by jaymejate: 3:51am On Mar 16, 2016
I'd say, KILL 'EM ALL!
Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Olamide's 27th Birthday Cakes by jaymejate: 11:18pm On Mar 15, 2016
Nothing special as long as it get icing sugar
Celebrities › Re: Say No To Cultism : Face Of The Young Men Killed Today In Abia State. by jaymejate: 11:53pm On Mar 14, 2016
Na today they just de tok am? Who go perish no go hear better advice na
Romance › Re: Passion For Dancing? Come In Pls by jaymejate: 11:48pm On Mar 14, 2016
I dance also, especially shakiti bobo
Politics › Re: Rivers Killings: APC Calls For President Buhari’s Intervention by jaymejate: 11:42pm On Mar 14, 2016
Keep cool and check back. Oga don travel o

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