JASONjnr:
Omo, I pray I receive this type of transfer.


I will disguised totally.


I will bribe my way to NIMc and create a new account with new name. Open a new BVN and change account details by force. Change phone number and use POS to withdraw the money and pay it into my new untraceable account.l

Then travel out to Ghana or another African country with my new name and then from there to Europe. The spending go too make sense.


Like this, God go don do am for me.

Imagination wan wound somebody 😂

The inscription on the wall is apt. I think it's a reference to those used as political thugs.

GOFRONT:
Tubaba would not have supported him if Kidwaya was not a billionaire's Son??

Could be supporting him cos of ethnic affinity.

Please chat me up on Whatsapp: 08038585828

Hahahaha















Lemme laugh jor since I lack what to say.

Zero comment and on front page already? Well, it feels good to break the jinx.

Chop it off already!

Me too. I'm running for the governess of my kitchen.

At PSG - Paris Saint-Germain , Neymar Jr. will earn;
A year: £24,720,000 (N11.9bn)
A month: £2,060,000 (N995m)
A week: (N288m)
A day: £73,571 (N36m)
An hour: £3,065 (N1.4m)
(Figures via Sky Sports)

....so that's how My annual salary cannot match his Hourly earning. Tufiakwa! Who book epp ooooooo?

Lexusgs430:

I shall happily have you a passenger on my broomstick ........

Lol. I'll pass. Bon voyage.

Lexusgs430:

Where in Ibadan ? I can be there tonight .......

Wizard spotted!

Lexusgs430:

WOW........ And this was me thinking, it would be OUR responsibility?

O.Y.O

Lexusgs430:


Can I be a sperm donor?

That is entirely up to you dude and what you do with the end product is equally up to you.

This is a sperm donor not father.

WindowBlind:
.

abeg fear God

Tolexander:
Life don spoil finish!

When I was about 13 years (older than this boy o), wey I go "jerry coil" my hair, na broom my mother take beat me reach barber shop. She comanded the barber make he commot all my hair with anything (blade, cutlass, hoe, tractor) and barb "bololo" for me. I no chop for house that night.

Well, see Toyin Lawani self. Like mama, like pikin!

Lol. Which one the barber eventually use? Tractor?

I imagine the kind of household this boy is growing up in and smh. I don't see see him as a responsible young man in the future, God forgive me.
A snake only begets its replica.

Hope my #1,009.23 is safe there?

NwaAmaikpe:

You can't be too sure.
You will die eventually

If this your mouth no kiyu, you go be 2nd Methuselah

Thank God she's strong enough to come to SM. Quick recovery Lima,
in other news...
*SISI IBADAN DON COME AGAIN THIS MONTH O!*

1. Thank God for a brown new month! (Yellow nko?)
2. My god is upsome. (L'o ba tan!)
3. Why are people so weekend? (cos they are Friday na ni)
4. Not all dat glitters are goats! (Some are actually rabbits!)
5. Majority carries the volt (Transformer nko, who wan carry dat one?)
6. May your name be highly exhausted. (Eewo!)
7. My waste is paining me. (U never see natin!)
8. Thank God for spearing my life (He will soon dagger it)
9. What is strong with you? (strong ko, weak ni. Olodo!)
10. Lord, you are the killer dat holds my life! (Yeepa!)
11. Pls, how much is ur age? (U wan buy?)
12. Look to the window, the principal just passed away (sebi na u kill am.)
13. I am not, pls Lord let ur wheel be done… (Hin wheelbarrow spoil b4?)
14. Thankgod is friday, Seun nko? Na saturday?��

Brugo:

My fellow oldie

Yes o.

Brugo:
Remembering Kiddievision 101...
This guy has come a long way.

True. Walter was his name in the TV series.

Oh God!
I don't believe he was killed by a moving train.
Handwork of serial killer(s) or a yet to be identified cult group. Same pattern of body mutilation as that of a dead lady shown here not so long ago.

Was your twitter account hacked? see face like who dey tell pesin "ntor"

smartty68 :
Obviously
In sane climes mad people are locked up in asylums where they're being taken care of!
For Naija mad people dey drag population with normal people
Well, if Nigeria was a sane clime, many topics on Nairaland wouldn't have been newsworthy.
Why didn't Nsukka residents didn't deem it fit to exact vengeance on the madman?
Onyeara Nsukka, anya o!

and the cute little boy died cos his guardian couldn't manage his anger. quite a pity.

James Bond of France. Pa James of 9ja. lol

ecoeco:
Scholarship of #50,000 really?

Mchewww e no even reach to train d boy for free school sef

Every small help de will put it on billboard

Nonsense


#Eco99#

What impact have you made except the use of your phone keyboard? #nonsenseoningredient

On a very serious note, this is not newsworthy. I hate wasting my hard-earned data coming to this forum to see shit
I think we need fresh air (new set of mods)

Mine is loading.

Some Umunwanyi sha!

gbaskiboy:
Life is like a mist that appear for just a day, then dissapears tomorrow, all that we are then quickly fade away, replaced with tears and sorrow..........

JW?