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That last pic though...who apply the gell for that har i naija ladies have more swag. They can never dull our style like this. NEVER!!

Feraz:
Are you a University of Benin student? For the bolded, throughout my stay there, I never saw any of such! tried real hard but did not.

Its everywhere. If you stayed off campus, it's regular at Uwasota junction, Isiohor quarters and even part of Ekosodin.

I hate the fact that i havent been enjoying nairaland of late because of politics. I am apolitical but don't ask me what i am doing here.

Ashamed of your job title?
No worries, HELP IS HERE ...
NEW JOB TITLES:
*Gardener : Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)
*Conductor ; Mobile Control Engineer (MCE)
*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)
*Labourer ; Land Preparation Technician (LPT)
*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)
*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)
*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)
*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)
*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)
*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)
*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)
*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)
*Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE)
*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)
*Cook : Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive(GNMO)
*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)
*Runs girl: Temporary Spouse Replacement & Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)
*Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME)
*Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE)
*Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)
*Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)
*Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution Consultant (IWDC).
N.B. Pls change n now enjoy ur jobs.

Ashamed of your job title?
No worries, HELP IS HERE ...
NEW JOB TITLES:
*Gardener : Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)
*Conductor ; Mobile Control Engineer (MCE)
*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)
*Labourer ; Land Preparation Technician (LPT)
*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)
*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)
*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist(BCCS)
*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)
*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)
*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)
*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)
*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)
*Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE)
*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)
*Cook : Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive(GNMO)
*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)
*Runs girl: Temporary Spouse Replacement & Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)
*Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME)
*Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE)
*Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)
*Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)
*Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution Consultant (IWDC).
N.B. Pls change and enjoy ur jobs today.

He guy above me is a serial space booker

Just imagine if she poses for a snapshot with her 40 years old daughter who didn't inherit her gene, people will just conclude that they are indeed mother and daughter. ....swapped position ofcourse!

Good looking couple with something upstairs.
It is good that there are few platforms for rewarding intelligence like WWTBAM amongst others.
The show doesn't promote VAIN like others.

The lady narrated the ordeal like she actually enjoyed it for a while before coming to her sense.see narrative!

Revealed ko, released ni. Op So na now you dey know. . Those reasons has been staring us in the face since the day's of nneka the pretty serpent.

Cute kids. Lalastic Where is their father?

Oh my God! Horrble news.i

I sense lies by op. Anyway e no consign me.

Stale.

redcliff:
You must see an occulist!

Are you one?

Igwe you are wicked. Is love by force?

Lala you don reach Edo now now? Even me wey be Edo born never hear this news o.
Well, make u tanda for here cos I know for my marrows say this train dey go front page town.

Who among the two in the second pix is the deceased? Anyway, condolences.

I have a theory

I pray o! i fast join am!
make my hand bend if I 'simply' text anything to any electronically generated mtn number.
I dey my own jejely they dey bamboozle my life with inconsequential messages robbing me of my peace of mind talk more of if i come make the mistake send them text. i hiss in paua.
Bia, empty hen take your time.

Nice writeup. I personally appreciate it.

Redoil:
how did you cone to such conclusion.

Ice cream CONE?

Redoil:
pack ur load and come and stay with me in badagry lagos i promise to take care of you i.e if per adventure i impregnated you i will not deny you.

You really are high on your moniker. ..

Redoil:
pack ur load and come and stay with me in badagry lagos i promise to take care of you i.e if per adventure i impregnated you i will not deny you.

You really are high on your moniker. ..

May God protect me and my household and all others who are politically neutral from the missiles of these politicians and their chief agent Satan.

Lilaex:
U say I shouldn't quote u then y r u quoting me young girl have a nice day.

Fun seek. You plan to catch your fun at my expense right? *Applauding the old hag*

Psycho everywhere.

Lilaex:
Hatter

What's hatter babe? Please don't quote me again. I detest it when unintelligent people quote me.

I just love Genny's flawless skin. Check out that face.

I ain't impressed

Apitch:
U gave too much hints thereby giving the cat out.

I only gave one hint. What if you are wrong? I've got proof.

Apitch:
U gave too much hints thereby giving the cat out.

I only gave one hint. What if you are wrong? I've got proof.