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Celebrities / Re: Ifu Ennada: How I Made My First Million by Jayneek(m): 1:34pm On Apr 13, 2019
Joshuazedd:
Sad poor guys will shout Olosho. They think every rich girl got rich through prostitution

Don't mind them. A lot of low mentality niggers flooded in this forum. They always feel a lady cannot make it in life without giving pussy. You can already see some above. Sometimes I wonder what their growing up is like for them to have such mentality.

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Celebrities / Re: Ifu Ennada: How I Made My First Million by Jayneek(m): 1:27pm On Apr 13, 2019
Gaspardd should see this.

You can be a low income earner but have rich dreams and surround yourself with people that will make you fulfil your rich dreams and not people that will encourage a 2k date and priotizing low income.

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Romance / Re: Advise Needed, Long Distance Relationship Issue by Jayneek(m): 11:04am On Apr 13, 2019
This is serious. Just when I thought I have a problem by not having the urge for sex since November last year, I find another who is complaining of not having enough sex due to the distance.

The only advice I can give you is that when you learn how to exclude sex as the basic part of your relationship and get use to other stuffs that spicen up your relationship, you will practically enjoy your relationship more.

Just is just few hours away from you and you are lucky she even still find time to come around. Imagine six hours or more away by flight, I mean studying oversea, that means the end of the relationship because no sex with her for at least more than a year.
Romance / Re: How To Get Endorsement In This Country by Jayneek(m): 5:22am On Apr 13, 2019
Why not just take your phone, do short funny video skit with different products of big brands and post on instagram. Somehow you could get lucky as one of your skit could catch major attention and baba God can just pick your call.
Travel / Re: Any Nigerians In Togo? Let's Meet Here. by Jayneek(m): 6:55pm On Apr 12, 2019
Investmentfreak:


Brother forget it
It’s kinda hard to survive without a woman
I don’t support womanizing
But if I get to contonu
I will get a babe that will help in (making me settle down in her society, wash ,cook ,clean) and if she’s the one ,I will marry her grin

After making enough money sha cool

After all being said sha, just keep in mind that naija dey learn for juju when it comes to Cotonou and Togo. So be very careful about women because they can use their juju to hold you down and you might not even recognize the road to naija again lol.
Na we wey sabi know how to avoid such.

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Travel / Re: Any Nigerians In Togo? Let's Meet Here. by Jayneek(m): 1:32pm On Apr 12, 2019
Investmentfreak:


Thanks alot
I will have to touch down and see things for myself
I will keep in touch
Don’t deactivate this account o

Am always available. Who deactivation help....
Travel / Re: Any Nigerians In Togo? Let's Meet Here. by Jayneek(m): 1:17pm On Apr 12, 2019
Investmentfreak:


Who forming help??
It’s not in my blood
What about starting a taxi service over der? Like own a car to its effect ??like we should talk privately?

Any business you intend to do is fine, the only problem you will have is language barrier. A taxi business might move I don't know because bike (okada) is moving very well here so private taxi I can't say. Most people use bike or normally taxis doing the routes with plenty passengers inside.
Expect you want to find a driver that will run the taxi because if its you, it will be hard except you can speak French.
Travel / Re: Any Nigerians In Togo? Let's Meet Here. by Jayneek(m): 1:08pm On Apr 12, 2019
Investmentfreak:


750k (sorry for the typo error)
I will make plans soon and leave here
What’s the official language
The 250k apartment is it a self con??
Hope no issues about security?
Thanks a lot and shalom

Go through my post, the official language here is French. Keep in mind that English is a no no here.

You will get a nice one bedroom self contain with 250k a year.

Lome is very safe as long as you don't carry that naija mentality of am better than my you or forming chairman things. Just leave your life and be friendly thats all.
Travel / Re: Any Nigerians In Togo? Let's Meet Here. by Jayneek(m): 12:37pm On Apr 12, 2019
Investmentfreak:


Sell in Togo �� right??
I wouldn’t like to come back to Nigeria again if I leave

Hope the 75k cfa will get me an apartment (no matter how small..
?


You said 500k and I said 750k CFA not 75k if thats a typo error.
With 250k you will get a nice place for a year. So you have 500k to start and that's really good to go. Its a very good one.
Romance / Re: I Still Maintain My Stance, 2k Date Is The Cool Date. by Jayneek(m): 12:32pm On Apr 12, 2019
neyobills:


Your analysis holds no logic the probability of that happening is 50/50 worst case scenario,besides I won't be taking a a girl with tear tear slippers on a date anyway,however if it ever happens he would take her to a, supermarket to buy a low budget slippers and pay with my ATM,he never said the 2k was his last penny anyway,by your analogy the slippers could also have cut soon as you guys departed on her journey home,you would just tell her to stay at the bus stop then u disembark on your journey home to go buy her your bathroom slippers then take it to her isn't it.

Stop chatting carelessly. Its just one simple example among millions of other situations that could occur. You saying going to the ATM to get low budget slippers doesn't make sense.
The point has always been the fact that it was wrong to just carry only 2k which was his budget to spend without thinking of any other situation that could probably shake the budget a little. Are you trying to say the embarrassment he got is better because he kept to the budget he had in mind?

Who does a budget without adding miscellaneous to it? What do you think that word means when you see a well prepared budget from a sensible person.

When you plan to do something on a budget always plan in case of any unexpected. That is the most sensible thing to do so there is not justification for budgeting 2k on a date because that's a lifestyle of the person and still ended up being embarrassed only to start blaming the lady because of 2k date budget.
Travel / Re: Any Nigerians In Togo? Let's Meet Here. by Jayneek(m): 10:46am On Apr 12, 2019
Investmentfreak:
Can 500k start something meaningful over there??

Very well my brother. Very very well. If you mean N500,000 which is about 750,000cfa franc then for sure you are very good to go.

You can start a good restaurant or bar. You can also decide to join the clothing importation business which is one of the major thing most Nigerians do here. Na we get the market.

But business really depend on what you will be comfortable and enjoy doing. Like I import clothings and supply bulk wholesale to Ghana.
Romance / Re: I Still Maintain My Stance, 2k Date Is The Cool Date. by Jayneek(m): 10:39am On Apr 12, 2019
IronPants:


It's always good to have a back up plan. Now, the extra cash is your back up plan and not your actual budget plan. The plan is to work within your budget and when things go south, you call for back up.
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Even if I am going to the market to get food stuffs, I go with extra cash so it's not new here. But I try as much as I can not to deep into that extra cash. So it's nothing new.














So now do you get the whole point of why I said going on a date with just only a budget of 2k was totally wrong?
Romance / Re: I Still Maintain My Stance, 2k Date Is The Cool Date. by Jayneek(m): 9:18am On Apr 12, 2019
Preshy561:
Have you returned the borrowed shirt to the owner?

Hahahahahahahahaha..... Abeg ooooooo

Laugh wan finish me this morning oooooo.

Borrowed shirt untop 2k date.... That girl don suffer.
Romance / Re: I Still Maintain My Stance, 2k Date Is The Cool Date. by Jayneek(m): 9:08am On Apr 12, 2019
IronPants:

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I will do a little calculation and estimation here. My answer would be based on it.
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At the bar or restaurant.
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Maltina: 300 x 2= 600
Hamburger: 400 (don't know the price, est. price) x 2= 800
That is 1200 abi?
Transport for bae: 500
Transport for G: 100
Altogether 1800
Balance 200
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Buy a can of malt 200 for her as take way.
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Now the average Nigerian girl is going to see you as stingy or broke. Why? Because we live in a materialistic society where people are showing off like there's no tomorrow.
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This won't go down well with so many girls but as for me, this ain't bad. I give it a 5/10




















Okay after this your estimate baba, let assume before you guys leave rains starts falling so you guys had to chill for rain to subside, then the place is a little flooded now she can use her leather slippers in the flooded water. Is it a crime to at least buy her a bathroom slippers if they sell one around? Now all the money in your pocket has finished so you won't be bothered abi because you have reached your budget for the date.

The main point I have been trying to make from the start is not about going to spend heaven on earth or your life savings on a date. It has always been that its wrong to carry just 2k because anything can happen.

You can have 5k or 10k and still not spend more than 2k yes. But not to just carry only 2k for pocket on a date haba. If actually he had like 5k in his pocket he would not have had such embarrassment and still not spend more than the 2k.
Romance / Re: I Still Maintain My Stance, 2k Date Is The Cool Date. by Jayneek(m): 8:54am On Apr 12, 2019
Starboytwo:
Well 2k ain't really bad,like he said he had a cap so no biggie....I also have a cap,d last one I did,I withdrew 5k and after every every I still got 1300 wen I got home...it's not about the money,cuz I'm quite broke but about the enjoyment,fun and was really looking forward to spending time with her....

We had a lot of fun,she haven't had so much this year she confessed,and all in all,the amount we spent was way far below the price of the fun.....

That's what I have been trying to spell out to this nigger, holding enough cash in your pocket to be comfortable doesn't mean spending the whole cash. Is that not better than the embarrassment he got when his date had to clear the bills because of only 2k in the pocket? And at the end of the day the lady might have not even paid more than 2,500 for everything. So image its because of only 500 difference he went to fall his hand like that. Inside the saving he is saving what will that 500 contribute compared to the embarrassment it has already contributed.
Romance / Re: I Still Maintain My Stance, 2k Date Is The Cool Date. by Jayneek(m): 8:44am On Apr 12, 2019
ImaIma1:


You just proved what most of us have been saying. You cannot leave your house with that amount after asking a girl on a date. You have to be prepared. In the end you may not spend half of what you carry.

Case closed

Thank you so so so very much my dear. You just hit the nail on the head. Many of them been talking shit since. At the end you got the answer. Why didn't he just carry only 2k in his pocket.
No one is asking you spend heaven and earth on the date, but hold some good cash because anything can happen. Let's say after everything her slippers cut or something and no shoe maker around, at least you can buy bathroom slippers for her to go home with abi they will prefer use ordinary leg back home. Na wa ooo

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Romance / Re: I Still Maintain My Stance, 2k Date Is The Cool Date. by Jayneek(m): 8:37am On Apr 12, 2019
Gaspardd:
From my last thread about how i took a girl out on a date with just 2k.
Let me background this with some facts in view.

When i said i dont spend money on mundane things, it means that...sometimes i dont get pple with the way they spend money on frivolities.
1. For instance birthday celebration is a complete garbage to me, i mean if u re beyond 18, and thats cus you can excuse kids for being stupid. Life is tough and we have to acknowlegde that fact.
2. Having more than 2 kids is bullshìt cuz i feel with 2kids u can give them the best life they should exp with d limited resources "you" have. Imagine if this country had like 30m instead 200m population.
3. Expensive Wedding.. Oh my gosh, complete arrant nonsense, why not divert it to biz or sth.

Those things i highlighted up there to me are complete mundane things i do not or wish to spend money on. But then if you have extra large cash then no biggie but they re still bullshìt.
Then what re things i spend money on... i love to spend money on things that will gives me a new level of experience, for instance, one time i wanted to travel, i could have boarded a bus but then i decided that i would take a flight instead. So that means i would have to cut back on some mundane things i spend money on. Like clothes, foods, alms giving and all that so save twice or thrice the intended amount.
Ok right now i need a new laptop, i could have gotten a good HP with nice RAM and processor speed but i want to get a Macbook instead almost 2x the price so that means i have to be more sagacious with my spendings...Grab?

Now on the issue of that date, seriously its not really about saving money or sth, but its about common sense, its a date for crying out loud. Its to share moments, talk about unserious things, after having a very busy week. Its not a job/business interview where you proof a point and get a mark or a nod of approval, its to unwind and being in the moment. Two adults who understand this would make things simple for eachother.
But then if u re on a date to proof a point, or seeking for something which your future/life depends on, then maybe you can go all serious trying to catch all the fallen cups just to appear like a perfect guy.

So with this few reasons of mine, I still maintain my stand, 2k date is the cool date. Anything beyond that is pure garbage. Either you have the money or not.
I am not averse to the fact that you can treat yourself to some nice and expensive things onces in a while, but then i understand the greedy nature of humans, someone asks you out on a date and you want to use that opportunity to the fullest. But i feel if u can afford those things, then you wouldnt feel the need to want to use the opportunity to fill up your glut stomach or whatever it is. Thank you.

@Jayneek i made this thread in response to your thread trying to school me on how to go on a date. I dont need your noob dating skills. Been going on a date since 2011, so i am well experienced in that field and ive got it covered.

Its quite unfortunate I saw this thread late. From what you have said so far the first thing I asked myself was if you even pass through school at all because this your reasoning is like someone who has been doing a menial job from his childhood and there has been no progress up to this level in life.
Don't get me wrong, am not trying to insult you but in reality if you are someone who thinks of progress, I meaning making a better life for yourself I honestly think you will never sound like this. For example saying giving birth to more than two kids and the other stuffs you mentioned.

Let's assure you were making N1million a month, I can bet my balls that you will even do worse than all these things you call garbage. Now you see that the only reason you are saying this is just because of the level you are right now and you are not even hoping to pass that level which is very painful.

With this mentality you are having, it will be very difficult to change levels. You need to scrap this mentality, loosen yourself up and think of making more money rather than stick to one low paying job and depend on the little savings you get from it to buy some basic things.
Soon you will marry and have kids, so let's say you have two kids, they need to pay school fees, so you will cut the way the whole house will feed first in order to save money for school fees?

Wake up bro.

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Travel / Re: Any Nigerians In Togo? Let's Meet Here. by Jayneek(m): 8:14am On Apr 12, 2019
sapoyoro:

there are indigenous yorubas in Togo...atakpame..but they are minority.

I have heard of a place called Atakpame though I haven't been there and I never knew they were Yorubas. However this means they those people speak yoruba, French and ewe because if they come to Lome they can only relate in French or ewe which makes it difficult for you to even identify any because in Lome, they only speak French and ewe, then you hear then when you hear Igbo you know its your naija person. Aside these, Yoruba is not common probably except you go to the Atakpame as you said.
Travel / Re: Any Nigerians In Togo? Let's Meet Here. by Jayneek(m): 8:10am On Apr 12, 2019
Ugosample:
nice thread

even tho I prefer Abidjan to Lome 100 times

Yeah Abidjan is far more beautiful and bubbling though but Lome is more peaceful and easier to make money than in Abidjan. And also in terms of expenses Lome is better off than Abidjan.

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Travel / Re: Any Nigerians In Togo? Let's Meet Here. by Jayneek(m): 5:46pm On Apr 11, 2019
daddytime:


Wow strange and surprised you don't know ewa agoyin as a Nigerian...itu quite popular with Lagosians though

I thought you were referring to a Togo food. I think ewa and something like eforin or so sounds familiar but haven't eaten it because am not a Lagosian. Am from Zaria, Kaduna.
Romance / Re: Before You Ask A Lady On A Date, Have This In Mind. by Jayneek(m): 5:43pm On Apr 11, 2019
Apination:

I cannot recall ever referencing any particular situation. Yes, I get pained from coming In contact with stupidity and those who enforce it. Stop twisting what was originally said, she didn't foot the whole bill for the night, just what she ordered for. I guess being reasonable is living off others like a parasite undecided

Meaning you didn't even read it properly. She paid for everything according to what was written. She paid for even what he took so he had to keep his change to himself.
Travel / Re: Any Nigerians In Togo? Let's Meet Here. by Jayneek(m): 4:27pm On Apr 11, 2019
daddytime:


Have you tasted Ewa Agoyin there

Am not sure I have heard that name before. Though there are some of their food I have not really tasted. As for the normal very common ones I sure have.
Romance / Re: What Answer Should I Giver Her? by Jayneek(m): 2:23pm On Apr 11, 2019
Just tell her you wouldnt want to hurt a fellow nigger like you by dating his girl but you could always be a neutral friend. In some cases, so girls would want to keep their relationships and still do a little secret naughty naughty with a matured guy they like as a friend.
Travel / Re: Any Nigerians In Togo? Let's Meet Here. by Jayneek(m): 1:34pm On Apr 11, 2019
Jyde89:



I don't drink bear, as per olosho; I intend to make friends with a local girl withing the 2wks cos I hear some of them speak Yoruba a bit. So if I get lucky with the girl(no p) cos I don't do olosho as well, but my intention is to check out other African countries. thanks

Yoruba ke... Who ever told you that is so wrong. They dont speak any language aside french and ewe. If you meet any Togo babe that speak yoruba she is definitely an olosho or someone that has really travelled to maybe Benin or Naija. I heard they have yoruba speaking people in Benin but as for Togo i never heard.
The only yorubas i have seen in Togo are from Nigeria or Benin Republic. Majority of Nigerians here are igbos that why they call all Nigerians igbo.
To find people that speak english is very hard so and those that manage to speak, not everything they can understand so you cant really flow the way you will should because you have to scatter the english somehow so they know what you are saying and thats for the ones that manage to hear small english. If not most people wont even be able to answer you because they have no single idea of what you are talking about if you speak english.
And another thing is that once you dont speak french or their language they just automatically call you igbo because they believe only Nigerians speak english. And by this they will try to always extort you because they just see all Nigerians as money making machines over here.

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Romance / Re: I Have Never Been Treated Like This By A Girl-UPDATED by Jayneek(m): 1:19pm On Apr 11, 2019
logan2:
hmmm, i have made a rethink, i wont go there with any girl, but i will still go there and see her reception of me,if shes not esctatic enough i will let her go, if she is, i will take another shot

Better, but you have a gf what do you need her for again? Do you intend to breakup with your gf soon or you just want to mess about.

If its just to mess about you should take note that sooner or later its gonna ruin your relationship with your guy you know.

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Romance / Re: Hungry Girls: My Very Own Personal Experience by Jayneek(m): 1:16pm On Apr 11, 2019
Rilley:
You are a big fool I swear, if only you know I can feed your lineages, I'm not even in that shithole called Africa, I'm right here laughing so hard at your stupidity Togo bush boy.

Hahahahahaha mr lineage feeder. Continue... As you are not in a shithole and cant reason or act like a reasonable person, is that not a generational cause?

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Romance / Re: I Have Never Been Treated Like This By A Girl-UPDATED by Jayneek(m): 12:56pm On Apr 11, 2019
logan2:
welcome to my world, in my world i dont have time to pretend,i just typed exactly what i want to do this evening, i know you think its dumb, but thats me for you,

Actually its not just dumb but also fvckin childish. Did you ever imagine if she has a boyfriend man in her life which is the reason for her not calling.The truth is that going there with your assumed prettier gf will only make you make a fool of yourself by actually thinking it will hurt her.

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Romance / Re: I Have Never Been Treated Like This By A Girl-UPDATED by Jayneek(m): 12:47pm On Apr 11, 2019
logan2:
yes exactly what i will do, i will still bring my pretty gurlfriend to my guys working place today,wont spare glance at her, grin cos thats me , (MY MINI ME will go to bed smiling) cool

Can you just listen to yourself?

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Romance / Re: I Have Never Been Treated Like This By A Girl-UPDATED by Jayneek(m): 12:46pm On Apr 11, 2019
Hope you are not one of them guys that when she calls now you will invite her for a date and come here complaining she is a hungry girl just because of small food and drink. You will not allow the girl be on her lane now.

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Romance / Re: Hungry Girls: My Very Own Personal Experience by Jayneek(m): 12:40pm On Apr 11, 2019
IronPants:


Eiyaa. This one na world class maga + plus mugu combined.
You are so stupid that God must be already regretting why he created you.

You this dumb YESMAN

At least i dont think in a stupid way like you do.





Romance / Re: Hungry Girls: My Very Own Personal Experience by Jayneek(m): 12:39pm On Apr 11, 2019
Rilley:
Just like your miserable dad boy. cheesy

Hahahahaha... Go and prepare for common entrance my friend. Instead for thinking of how to pass your exams and enter secondary school you are here fooling yourself.

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Romance / Re: Hungry Girls: My Very Own Personal Experience by Jayneek(m): 12:36pm On Apr 11, 2019
Rilley:
You are a big fool from Togo. cheesy

Na you sabi. At least i dont have a low mentality like your empty head. Broke ass village dude

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