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Romance / Removed by Jayneek(m): 1:08am On Apr 22, 2019
Thank you.
Crime / Re: Owner Of Fake Yoghurt Factory Busted By NAFDAC, In Yobe State. by Jayneek(m): 12:55pm On Apr 21, 2019
Originalsly:


Thanks for making me re read. I was definitely wrong in my comments. It was clearly stated that the owner was arrested and factory equipment seized because of unwholesome production of yoghurt. Note....nowhere did NAFDAC mention yoghurt nor factory being fake.... that was the blogger.

Thanks for your polite response.
Romance / Re: I Need A Lady Who Can Swallow My Long Dick by Jayneek(m): 12:09pm On Apr 21, 2019
I think you rather need donations to enable you go for brain surgery. I think if they put a goats brain in your head, it will be better than the one in there right now because its as good as empty.
Crime / Re: Owner Of Fake Yoghurt Factory Busted By NAFDAC, In Yobe State. by Jayneek(m): 11:57am On Apr 21, 2019
Xisnin:


Can you point me to any Nigerian law that defines what a "factory" is?

I believe you can read so I advice you go to the Nafdac website yourself and seek proper answer to your question.
Crime / Re: Owner Of Fake Yoghurt Factory Busted By NAFDAC, In Yobe State. by Jayneek(m): 11:56am On Apr 21, 2019
Originalsly:


Saying the yogurt is fake means it is not yogurt....or the brand is not what it says. If the business was not registered.... they should say unregistered....if taxes were not paid... they should say tax evasion.... if conditions were unsanitary they should say.... unsanitary conditions.... health risks... contamination... etc. So why exactly the business is closed down....we don't know....everybody guessing.

This is why its always good for people to read and comprehend properly. They didn't say the yogurt is fake but the factory is fake because the owner didn't comply with the laid down rules to set up such a factory that produces a consumable product sold to the public. Its a very simple thing. Nafdac has no business with tax so its definitely because it was not registered and you don't blame them for the way the topic was put because Nafdac didn't put the topic that way, its the blogger who put the topic that way but all the same its still very clear that they meant the factory is fake and not the yogurt itself.

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Crime / Re: Owner Of Fake Yoghurt Factory Busted By NAFDAC, In Yobe State. by Jayneek(m): 11:49am On Apr 21, 2019
stanley000:
owner of yoghurt factory who isn't paying tax bursted. That should be the headline

The government don't give a shit about u, they only care about their money

Is tax paid to Nafdac?
Crime / Re: Owner Of Fake Yoghurt Factory Busted By NAFDAC, In Yobe State. by Jayneek(m): 11:47am On Apr 21, 2019
Xisnin:


There is nothing fake about the man's yogurt production.
The clueless government just destroyed the livelihood of his workers.

As long as he is producing it for the masses without the proper laid down rules for setting up such a factory, it is considered fake. Same applies to pure water and other goods. The yogurt might be good and produced properly, the factory is what they considered as fake for not passing through the laid down process to set up such a factory. If not that Nigerians love to always form being smart over very little issue, getting a Nafdac approval is not a difficult thing so why not do it knowing you want to run a proper yogurt producing factory.
Crime / Re: Owner Of Fake Yoghurt Factory Busted By NAFDAC, In Yobe State. by Jayneek(m): 11:40am On Apr 21, 2019
anienge001:


Oga, just check the meaning of the word 'fake' again. Are you working with NAFDAC? I bet you, there are millions of fake products registered and imported into Nigeria, and patronize by you and your likes. Yet, a budding entrepreneur is shot down because he/she is yet to register with CAC or NAFDAC.

How can a regulatory body in a country not differentiate between, unregistered, adulterated or outright fake products?

Stop sounding like an illiterate okay. They didn't say "fake yogurt" they said "fake yogurt factory". The difference is not the yogurt being fake but the factory being fake because the owner didn't comply with the set standard of establishing a factory producing consumable product for the masses. Try to always comprehend something when you read it before you try to argue blindly.
Crime / Re: Owner Of Fake Yoghurt Factory Busted By NAFDAC, In Yobe State. by Jayneek(m): 2:01am On Apr 21, 2019
StarUp:
Am still trying to figure out what makes that yoghurt fake... The environment isn't looking dirty and they even have industrial sealing machine and the rubber containers are not even looking dirty. Could it be that they mixed it with tramadol or codein?(because I no trust these Aboki boys)...

Fake because he is producing in mass quantity and selling to the masses with being certified by Nafdac. Anything food or drugs being produced and sold to the masses without being certified by Nafdac means its fake because you never know what you are taken in and if anything happens to the masses taking it, no one can be held accountable.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Marketing Agent Is Needed by Jayneek(m): 4:27pm On Apr 20, 2019
inter6designs:
Hello I'm looking for a marketer/sales person to sell 200 service packages of my technology venture to SMEs. The terms are flexible and percentage is reasonable. Send an email to inter6designs@gmail.com incase you are interested in this offer. Thank you

This sounds interesting.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Earn 10% Commission As A Free Lance Marketing Consultant by Jayneek(m): 4:17pm On Apr 20, 2019
Can I market for you from Togo? I am into Real Estate & Automobile.
Autos / Re: 2015 Model Benz C200 And 2016 Model Benz Cla250 Fully Loaded Toks by Jayneek(m): 2:09am On Apr 20, 2019
I must buy this Benz CLA250 before the end of this year. Amen!!!!
Autos / Re: Mercedes Benz C180 by Jayneek(m): 2:01am On Apr 20, 2019
How much was the car? Do you also ship to Togo?
Romance / Re: Help On How To Make Money by Jayneek(m): 11:56pm On Apr 19, 2019
martins18:
Been through a lot. tired of being broke and hungry. i just need a link even if it's an online work, am ready. thank you

I believe you have a camera phone? Then you can start a marketing job on your own without any issues. Just go around your neighborhood and look out for any car dealership. Meet them and tell the person in charge you have someone you is looking for a nice car to buy and you are helping the person out. Take a few pictures of like two or three cars. Take a pen and paper and write down some information about the cars like the year, the price and some features of the cars.
Now go back home, come here on NL and post them in the auto section adding your number for anyone interested to call. Ensure you negotiate with the dealer on how much he is willing to pay if you bring a buyer. You can also post in facebook buying and selling groups to find more interested buyers.

Put in your best, learn to pray and believe in what you are doing. Trust me, in no time you will see yourself going places and becoming a car dealer on your own.
Romance / Re: What Is Your Definition Of A Slay Queen Or Slay King? by Jayneek(m): 5:10pm On Apr 19, 2019
BEANSANDBREAD00:
I see them as people with low intelligence quotient

Okay
Romance / Re: What Is Your Definition Of A Slay Queen Or Slay King? by Jayneek(m): 5:10pm On Apr 19, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Isn't it when they're showing off their clothes?
Anyway, they're all attention seekers as far as I'm concerned, whatever name they go by.

Okay in other words a slay king/queen is an attention seeker. Nice one.
Romance / What Is Your Definition Of A Slay Queen Or Slay King? by Jayneek(m): 4:55pm On Apr 19, 2019
I am a little confused about this whole slay queen and slay king issue. Whenever someone post a picture online or a video, the next thing I see is slay mama or slay papa abi queen or king did this and that.

I just decided to make this post in order to get your different definition of slay queen/king.
Romance / Re: "My Fiancée Called Off Our Wedding, Dumped Me For A Military Man She Just Met" by Jayneek(m): 2:59pm On Apr 19, 2019
The simple truth might be he was not what she really wanted. She probably got scared of some of his flaws.
Romance / Re: Ladies, Will You Be Proud Of This? (photo) by Jayneek(m): 2:55pm On Apr 19, 2019
Overseas these bin guys are very well paid and properly taken care of. But in naija they are not well taken care of and that's sad.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Barcelona - Who Has The Stronger Squad? by Jayneek(m): 5:02pm On Apr 18, 2019
Tottenham for the title. Mark this statement today and thank me later for seeing this vision.
Romance / Re: Spanish Gold Fly Available by Jayneek(m): 2:09pm On Apr 18, 2019
lefulefu:
wich high woman libido"?..its a drug wey mostly rapist dey use to make a woman feel drowsy so they can take advantage of her.iyam shocked op is selling a date rape drug but then na nl.

You are wrong. It doesn't make women drowsy or anything of such. It actually turns a lady on and make her want to have sex at that moment. I remember in my university days back then, my roommates had it and we use to put it in suya for girls we just wanted to have sex with especially those girls that love to eat our money for free.
That is long past anyways but I never knew it still exist. The true purpose of the Spanish fly is actually for ladies who have very low libido. It is used by couples in order to give the lady a high libido. Its not a bad stuff just that a lot of guys have taken advantage of it to sleep with different kind of ladies.

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Told To Remove His Shoes At The Airport by Jayneek(m): 2:03pm On Apr 17, 2019
This NL members are something else and it really shows that the problem of Nigeria is far beyond what can be easily solved with the high rate of individuals with very low mentality.

This guy actually passed a very simple message which only shows the poor state of maintenance in the Nigerian airport which should be put into consideration. But people are just commenting off point just to sound relevant.

In my honest opinion I think its very very sad how a lot of people put off point meaning into certain things.

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Religion / Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman Resurrects A Dead Boy - Omega Fire Ministries (Video) by Jayneek(m): 12:23am On Apr 16, 2019
yemiosinbajo:

You have a point, but even at that, what he did should not have resuscitated a boy in a coma. I mean, even if the boy was not dead, that act of the pastor should not have brought him back like that, it could even probably worsen the case.

You also have a point though I am not medically inclined with these sort of stuffs.
Religion / Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman Resurrects A Dead Boy - Omega Fire Ministries (Video) by Jayneek(m): 10:57pm On Apr 15, 2019
The boy was probably not dead but they thought he was dead. Such situations occur sometimes more like being in a comma

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Romance / Re: Is This Right Or Wrong? by Jayneek(m): 10:33pm On Apr 15, 2019
ValCon888:
Though the guy was really upset about that because first she didn't even mention it to him but he kept his cool and allowed everything flow.

The above is the statement that indicted the guy. Once he kept his cool, he should have been matured enough to pay for everything.

It is even better for him to let his date and her friend know in the beginning than what he did at the end.

You seem to reason like me on a level. Some people might call me mumu because if its me and I didn't even have enough money for three, I will sacrifice for both ladies by probably having just a drink while they could both eat if they want but I will open up to her that I didn't know she was coming with someone so I didn't hold enough cash. But if I had the money I won't even blink twice to pay it off. I don't think that actually is enough reason to just tag someone a bad or hungry person. She probably had her own fears which is why she came with her friend.
Romance / Is This Right Or Wrong? by Jayneek(m): 9:27pm On Apr 15, 2019
I know this is the sort of thing my very good NL friend @Gaspardd and his supporters will do hahaha.

I know a guy who asked a girl out on a date and this was actually their first date. The guy asked the girl to choose any location of her choice were they could meet but the girl insisted its fine for him to pick any place of his choice.
So this guy picked a nice eatery where he will spend at most 2k for each of them for food and drinks and maybe like ice cream to support everything. The girl was fine with the location and they agreed on the day and time.
Long story short, the day came and the guy arrived there before her as a gentleman and few minutes later the later the girl arrived in the company of her friend.
Though the guy was really upset about that because first she didn't even mention it to him but he kept his cool and allowed everything flow. After the orders and the whole gisting and fun, the guy formed a call and then told the girl he had to go for something urgent so he has to leave them both and call her later.
He called the waiter to bring the bill and then he calculated how much the girl and himself spent and left her friends own out. He then paid for just what himself and his supposed date took and told the girls not to be upset that he could only pay for two as the money he had was not enough for three (but actually he had the money to pay for everything) then he just left them there.

Later that day he tried calling the girl but she didn't take his call only to send him a message that she was going to block his number and he should never think of calling her again after pouring insults on him as well.

Now let's check this out, was the guys action right or wrong?
Romance / Re: See What Your Birth Month Represent. by Jayneek(m): 8:12pm On Apr 15, 2019
anthonyuncle:


me na January,
but we have more than what was listed

From your comment shey you can see that you are already a joker hahahaha
Romance / Re: Advice Needed On Body Odour!! by Jayneek(m): 7:01pm On Apr 15, 2019
RaYwon6:
thats true!!! Thats actually d type of country 1 find himsef!!!
bt u nid 2 precieve dis odour b4 u draw conclusion 2 d matter

I feel you. Some odour could be a slow killer.
Romance / Re: Many People Might Not Know This Answer. by Jayneek(m): 6:59pm On Apr 15, 2019
anthonyuncle:

I've considered it bro,
but da money involved ain't considering me

You don't really need money like that. You can't start creating funny local comedy skit with your phone and putting it on Instagram. You never can tell when much people keep seeing you do crazy stuffs and commenting or liking what you are doing.
Family / Re: Tomisin, Tomiwa And Toni: Triplets Share Their Birth Story On Their Birthday by Jayneek(m): 6:56pm On Apr 15, 2019
Zanotty:
Foursome tins

I am sure you are a student of FUTO

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Family / Re: Tomisin, Tomiwa And Toni: Triplets Share Their Birth Story On Their Birthday by Jayneek(m): 6:55pm On Apr 15, 2019
Beautiful

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Romance / Re: Our Girlfriends Will Never Change by Jayneek(m): 6:46pm On Apr 15, 2019
Please change the topic to My Girlfriend not Our Girlfriend okay.
My own female friend has never flashed me one day since we started dating and I have never seen her lack airtime on her phone. She has never asked me for recharge card ever before and one day I was forced to ask her if she has any relative working with glo or if she is related to Adenuga. Her answer was very simple "how much is airtime that it will be that difficult for me to always have it in my phone when I know I will have to be making calls when I need to".

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