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Cately:
My bro dey 13 too he is a gee he earns money his staying in Lagos with a gee Naomi imagine ur papa and mama dey poor how u go look ewu

Did you just take weed, do you know what you're saying.

Pant ni logo Benz, everyone wants to hammer, there are many ways to make money legitimately but this fools are so lazy to work hard, the most annoying is after they make little money, they still have no meaningful impact to the society.
Most of them get broke in the long run, the only sensible people who gain at the end of everything are club owners.

Funny boy , you really think you love your girlfriend because of the mind blowing sex she gives you, it's lust and not love. If you need to really get drunk try tequila.

She looks like those zombies in Michael Jackson's thriller video. Even if I have 100billion naira I can't give her 1,000 naira

cahrym:
His chemistry son right?

Guy you're not okay oooo.

I swear all the people above me are mad, simi feels threatened by the comparism.

IamD18:
Knockout [Banger].

One of the best things that happened to our childhood.

So you were one of those children running unclad, throwing knockout(bangers) and disturbing the society.

Her village people don lock her destiny for cage or maybe an evil evening newspaper who her husband dumped got her poisoned.

I agree with freeze on this, when will the sheeples start using the brain God gave them, we have pastors everywhere in Nigeria but the country still stinks of corruption, who are deceiving, most of the high profile churches are used to siphon embezzled funds by politicians.

This advertising of nyansh should have stopped in 2018, she is pretending to be a hardworking person las las na fish brain she get, many guys will still send her Dms, well she go good for doggy and nothing more.

midolian:
For As Long As They Depend On Straight People Like us to Give Birth to Their Gay Partners, We Won't Leave Them Alone

Guy the sense wey you get too much, they want gay partners that heterosexual people produce, sometimes I just laugh at their stupidity.

Buffon just trying to boost neymar's morale. Neymar is better than messi, Ronaldo or modric is the joke of the century.

Your head no want girl, become a f*ckboy and thank me later.

Danelo:
Was about saying my 2019 goals here when I saw some of my village people online.

I ain't saying sh!t!

hahahahaha..... Your village people gat nothing on you and why do people always consider village people as evil.

Ruddyman:
Is that a goal OP?

So what do you consider a goal, list them let me see.

The native doctor is only wasting his time, how can he patch an hymen that is as wide as a full adult's head, a typical Nigerian girl vagina can be used to store things like yam, currency notes, plastics and many other things and there still be no trace of the things been kept there. Guys if a girl steals your money, the first place to search for your money is her vagina.

I should pay a mentally deranged person 50k even my role models I have not paid a single kobo for following them on social media, please everyone should stop laughing at kemi's case instead we should try and register her at one psychiatric hospital.

The breast is so flat, hmm I never knew aristos could suck breast like this, if we check how she spent new year eve, she most probably spent it on a aristos dick.

This woman is old but she still survives on runs, it is quite unfortunate.

kodded:
I no collect that fyn girl number for bank

Keep going to the bank regularly, you may still see her one day.

Come and drop your comment.

Cc. Lefulefu
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Cc. IamD18
Cc. MannieA
Cc. Dandeeboss

Oluromantic:
I no Bleep albino last year. This year I mean am.

You want to start your year with fucking, guy you be bad boy.

Happy new year to all nairalanders, today is a day of joy for witnessing this wonderful year, last year has come and gone, now we are in a new year, what do you reminisce not doing in 2018 and what are your goals in 2019.

Things I regretted not doing in 2018

1. I could not get a brand new car for my mom like I promised.
2. My girlfriend wanted to have a child with me in 2018 but I was not ready for fatherhood, maybe this year I would be ready.

My goals for 2019

1. Buying an estate.
2. Avoiding dispute with anyone and meeting up to all the promise I make.

Yuceeluv:
Don't mind them...some of them will end up with partners from those tribes they presently detest.

So how do you plan on spending your new year's day.

Yuceeluv:
You ain't far from the truth...Igbo dad,Yoruba mum...Plus jes scroll up a bit,I already said my name

Uchechi, It's awesome to know your dad and mom are from different tribes, the way igbos and yorubas insult eachother on nairaland you would think igbos and yorubas can never get along.

Yuceeluv:
You ain't far from the truth...Igbo dad,Yoruba mum...Plus jes scroll up a bit,I already said my name

Uchechi, It's awesome to know your dad and mom are from different tribes, the way igbos and yorubas insult eachother on nairaland you would think igbos and yorubas can never get along.

Yuceeluv:
I'll be very specific ...I'm from Anambra State.

You look like a yoruba girl, but let me first ask this question, is your a name a native one or foreign.

Yuceeluv:
nope

Tell me your tribe to guess your name.

Who has the time to date girls, if i find a girl attractive the next thing to do is f*ck her after that am done with her.

Don't worry rita, husband will not pass you by this 2019.

Guys dey f*ck rotten pussy ooo, the girl looks like a pig.

His dad looks like a rich man.