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Romance › Re: Top 4 Most Funniest Nairalanders For The Year 2016 by Jayson1: 8:18pm On Dec 05, 2016

I guess Seun is paying them weekly.

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Politics › Re: Buhari's Re-election Could Hasten The Break Up Of Nigeria - Junaid Mohammed by Jayson1: 8:05pm On Dec 05, 2016

Sarkki, the Oba of Zombies won't like this news. cool

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Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia Storms Stage With Nurses (Photos, Video) by Jayson1: 7:54pm On Dec 05, 2016

Girlbestfriend:
tu Baba himself, doing what he knows how to do best.

That's what assinal fail to do every other season. tongue

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Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia Storms Stage With Nurses (Photos, Video) by Jayson1: 7:51pm On Dec 05, 2016

Dem don shot am for leg again?

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Politics › Re: Soldier Jumps Through Window As Young Shall Grow Motor Burns To Ashes (pics) by Jayson1: 7:48pm On Dec 05, 2016

....Indeed, "The young shall grow"

Nairaland General › Re: Large Python Killed Today By Military (Pictures) by Jayson1: 7:29pm On Dec 05, 2016

Sandydayziz:
Ahhh! If we can, shouldn't we?

Alright, no problem, i will get you a king Cobra as a christmas gift.

I need you only to "preserve" it. cool

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Sports › Re: Dejo Fayemi Is Dead (photos) by Jayson1: 7:27pm On Dec 05, 2016

Bobbysmart6:
wen i saw red devil.i was even tnkin he played 4 man u.

Lol, same here bro!

Nairaland General › Re: Large Python Killed Today By Military (Pictures) by Jayson1: 7:22pm On Dec 05, 2016

Sandydayziz:
Amen!! nd u too...
BTW I Neva said they should keep it roaming, m saying dey should be preserved

Lol, if that's the case, don't you think we should start preserving mosquitoes too?

My dear, that slippery bastard don't need any preservation here in Nigeria, maybe Australia or India where they worship and breastfeed it.

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Nairaland General › Re: Large Python Killed Today By Military (Pictures) by Jayson1: 7:12pm On Dec 05, 2016

dreezybines:
Your hatred for snakes nawa ooo...

Have you been bitten by a snake before or they bite someone close to to you...

How did u know it was pregnant I smell lies...

The beast cut short the life of my coursemate back then.

Nairaland General › Re: Large Python Killed Today By Military (Pictures) by Jayson1: 7:07pm On Dec 05, 2016

PaulIdu:
..how did you know it was pregnant

Lol, bro, the useless brown beast was moving slowly with her fat stomach when i saw her. I think she was looking for a nice place to lay her misrable eggs.

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Nairaland General › Re: Large Python Killed Today By Military (Pictures) by Jayson1: 7:03pm On Dec 05, 2016

Sandydayziz:
Hmmm[s]... Av said it before if this continue

Next few generation re gonna b learning bout snakes through photos or they're gonna pay to see one[/s]

I pray you don't loose a loved one to this beast.

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Nairaland General › Re: Large Python Killed Today By Military (Pictures) by Jayson1: 6:50pm On Dec 05, 2016

Nice one Op, you just put a smile on my face.

Keep killing the useless unfriendly beast.

That's how a pregnant snake narrowly escape death yesterday with various degrees of injuries i inflected her with.

I will get her again. cool

Kill a snake before it kills you.

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Romance › Re: Who Will You Call First?? by Jayson1: 6:41pm On Dec 05, 2016

None.

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Romance › Re: The Bro Code. by Jayson1: 6:37pm On Dec 05, 2016

Masikay:
Forgotten what four is in french

Quatre.

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Romance › Re: Which Is The Best? by Jayson1: 6:09pm On Dec 05, 2016

Morning sex... (4:00am)

Very delicious. cool

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Sports › Re: Dejo Fayemi Is Dead (photos) by Jayson1: 5:48pm On Dec 05, 2016

Kakamorufu:
so you don't know[size=8pt][/size]

Not at all.

Romance › Re: Lady Flashes Her Bum For Her Man In Pre-wedding Photos After 10 Years Of Dating by Jayson1: 5:46pm On Dec 05, 2016

MakCoby:
you look like Denrele

Sports › Re: Dejo Fayemi Is Dead (photos) by Jayson1: 5:36pm On Dec 05, 2016

Wow! So the Super Eagles where once addressed as the "RED DEVILS?

Sleep well sir.

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Crime › Re: Man Beats Up Policewoman In Lagos, Tears Her Uniform by Jayson1: 5:32pm On Dec 05, 2016

Seriously, i only came here to check the breast out.

But what do i get from the dumb Op? Disappointment coupled with the fact that i hate Mondays. angry

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Crime › Re: My Experience While Boarding LAGBUS And With Police by Jayson1: 4:20pm On Dec 05, 2016

Lagos bus driver's and indiscipline sef....

Thumbs up to the policeman.

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Jokes Etc › Re: Pics You Can Relate To About 2018 In Nigeria by Jayson1: 11:28pm On Dec 02, 2016

Nice.

Romance › Re: 6terrible Mistake Men Make Before Having Sex by Jayson1: 11:25pm On Dec 02, 2016

So at the end of the day, you're going home with a trophy right?

Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To My Wife, My Queeen , My Everything by Jayson1: 11:16pm On Dec 02, 2016

Celebrities › Re: Power Of Money:See What Jim Iyke Looked Like Many Years Ago(Photos) by Jayson1: 10:45pm On Dec 02, 2016

Cool...

Foreign Affairs › Re: Yahya Jammeh Loses Presidential Election In Gambia, Concedes Defeat by Jayson1: 10:02pm On Dec 02, 2016

RaeMystix:
That Mugabe will be the president of Zimbabwe until his death. Since 1987?. Forget it.

He's already edging closer to his place of eternal rest. The wife seems to be the heir apparent to the "throne"

That's Africa for you. cool

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Yahya Jammeh Loses Presidential Election In Gambia, Concedes Defeat by Jayson1: 9:53pm On Dec 02, 2016

RaeMystix:
I was just stating the obvious lol. 20 years?.

Lol, he's just a "kid" compared to the ancestor called mugabe.

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