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Crime › Re: PHOTO: Ogun Pastor Rapes Teenager To Death During Annointing by Jayson1: 12:57pm On Nov 26, 2016

Sometimes, i don't blame the NCAN crew.

80% of rape cases this year is from OGUN state.

They're (rapist and ritualist) giving the commissioner of police a sleepless night.

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Crime › Re: PHOTO: Teacher Rapes 13-year-old Girl As Punishment For Not Finishing Homework by Jayson1: 12:39pm On Nov 26, 2016

midehi2:
why do men like raping sef, na waooo

Excuse me? undecided

So all the men you know are rapist?

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Politics › Re: Akeredolu Praying Before Going To Cast His Vote, Nigerians React by Jayson1: 12:22pm On Nov 26, 2016

So you remeber God today? Lol, my friend get the fvck out.

Rubbish.

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Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Eyitayo Jegede And Wife Cast Their Votes by Jayson1: 11:31am On Nov 26, 2016

The last pics tho.

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Romance › Re: How Our Ladies are Now Using Cucumber As A Praying Object In The Church..pics by Jayson1: 11:23am On Nov 26, 2016

Look at the way they carefully hold the cucumber as if it's an iPhone.

The lady in the first pics is taking her time to select the size of cucumber(dick) her potential husband will have.

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Politics › Re: Jimoh Ibrahim: I Deliberately Wasted Mimiko, Jegede’s Time And Destabilized Them by Jayson1: 7:19am On Nov 26, 2016

When FFK called him a fat dirty pig, some Nigerians attacked him.

FFK is right. Jimoh is just a frustrated fat pig. (same with the pig called Modu).

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Sports › Re: FC Ifeanyi Ubah Players Wore Native Attire For Their FA Cup Trophy Parade by Jayson1: 5:01pm On Nov 24, 2016

I hope the new Japanese coach will lead them to glory.

Health › Re: 9,579 Lagosians Tested Positive To HIV In 6 Months - LSACA by Jayson1: 4:49pm On Nov 24, 2016

Lol, see the way fear hook some people for here like bow-tie. cheesy

Know your HIV status now, your health is your wealth..

Be faithful and stay safe.

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Going For NYSC, Should I Trust Her(photo) by Jayson1: 4:14pm On Nov 24, 2016

Benita27:
You should know the ritual.
hope yours is going well?.

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Going For NYSC, Should I Trust Her(photo) by Jayson1: 4:13pm On Nov 24, 2016

Benita27:
You should know the ritual. hope yours is going well?.

Lol, you know i love that. cheesy

Sure my lady. cool

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Going For NYSC, Should I Trust Her(photo) by Jayson1: 4:13pm On Nov 24, 2016

Benita27:
You should know the ritual. hope yours is going well?.

Lol, you know i love that. cheesy

Sure my lady. cool

Nairaland General › Re: The Monitor Lizard And Snake Killed At A Construction Site (Photos) by Jayson1: 3:55pm On Nov 24, 2016

Op, nice one. Ayam so proud of you and your boys for smashing the head of that slippery bastard. cool

I always have this sweet feeling when i see a snake been killed.

Please, get the beast incinerated completely. angry

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Going For NYSC, Should I Trust Her(photo) by Jayson1: 3:17pm On Nov 24, 2016

Benita27:
The best one can do is to keep an open mind...be everly ready to accept anything and you just won't care if he/she cheats or not.

Very correct my lady.
kiss

I hope your day is as radiant as your smile? cool

Romance › Re: Please Help Me, My Husband Eats My Panties During Sex, Woman Laments by Jayson1: 1:45pm On Nov 24, 2016

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Going For NYSC, Should I Trust Her(photo) by Jayson1: 12:25pm On Nov 24, 2016

Trust; very expensive and difficult gift to give. cool

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Romance › Re: Man’s Penis Moved To Kneel, After Having Sex With Another Man’s Wife by Jayson1: 11:20am On Nov 24, 2016

Nice.

Politics › Re: Jimoh Ibrahim Replies Lady Who Asked To Be His Sugar Baby by Jayson1: 9:55am On Nov 24, 2016

lawboss:
you get sense bros...

Thank you so kindly boss. cool

Politics › Re: It’s End To Political Rascality— Bode George by Jayson1: 7:17am On Nov 24, 2016

sarrki:
[s]E enter am

E pain Mr bature (English man)

Oya take this

Factory mode

Urgently required for optimal booting

All the software needs upgraded

Playstore apps needs reformatting

It should not be on Auto mode again

It should be manually searched though not fast

But for this kind of peculiar situation that's the best

Pls any IT guy in the house should help

This should be treated with utmost priority

For the system not to crash

Thanks In anticipation[/s]

Go and meet your uncle Ali Modu Sheriff, he might be of help.

Oba of Zombies. grin

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Politics › Re: It’s End To Political Rascality— Bode George by Jayson1: 7:00am On Nov 24, 2016

sarrki:
Chronic wailer sighted

Lol, i say type in Yoruba. grin

Oba of Zombies.

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Politics › Re: It’s End To Political Rascality— Bode George by Jayson1: 6:03am On Nov 24, 2016

sarrki:
[s]Baba wet in you dey yearn

History will remember all of you

5he part you all play in our country[/s]

Truckload of bullshit.

Please type in Yoruba next time.

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Celebrities › Re: TY Bello Releases Beautiful Photos Of Singer Chidinmna Ekile by Jayson1: 6:01am On Nov 24, 2016

Chidinma is just the perfect example of the word "Beautiful"

Good looking out to Flavour N'abania, you're doing a "good" job. cool

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Politics › Re: Jimoh Ibrahim Replies Lady Who Asked To Be His Sugar Baby by Jayson1: 5:48am On Nov 24, 2016

Court of Appeal don dey make this man look like a frustrated hippopotamus. FFK is not helping matters. grin

And as for the lady, i have nothing to say, but keep advertising your pussy, maybe a ritualist might find it useful this festive period.

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Politics › Re: Godwin Obaseki's Gift To Paul Arkwright, British High Commissioner In Edo by Jayson1: 5:41am On Nov 24, 2016

``I am very privileged to take Edo State as my second home. I have been reminded that Edo is the best state in Nigeria

Make i nor talk. cool

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Crime › Re: Man Who Robbed A Woman In Port-Harcourt Caught (Pics) by Jayson1: 4:51am On Nov 24, 2016

[color=#ff9999]Wow! Portharcourt boys are really cool.

I believe WARRI boys dem. Na to wear am tyre for neck like gold necklace and then baff am with better 10 litres of fuel.

The brown he-goat below me is showing his rich form of stupidity.[/color]

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Sports › Re: Who Is Nigerias" Greatest Female Footballer: Mercy Or Perpetual? by Jayson1: 5:45pm On Nov 23, 2016

I remember the "speedster" Stella Mbachu, operating from the right, a constant menance to defenders. Don't be fooled by her pretty smile if you're a defender.

Then the beautiful "emotional" Precious Dede. A reliable goalkeeper. She was like a "savings account" .
You always feel sorry for her when she picks the ball out of her own net.

I also remember the Lion heart defender Kikelomo Ajayi, her presence alone makes the opposition strikers to have a hard time shooting at goal.

Then the legend herself, Perpetual Nwokocha, the goal machine... Give her the ball and watch the scoreboard change every minute.

Good looking out to Florence Omagbemi, Maureen Madu and the strong Ekpo.

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana : AWCON 2016: - 1 - 1 On 23rd November 2016 by Jayson1: 5:04pm On Nov 23, 2016

I just need two goals from my crush Francisca Ordega. cool

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Crime › Re: Housewife Stabs Female Neighbour Over Adultery (pics) by Jayson1: 4:50pm On Nov 23, 2016

I only see potential cheaters in this thread.

#Rotten Mangoes.

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Nairaland General › Re: Offa Residents Kill Two Big Snakes In A House by Jayson1: 3:06pm On Nov 23, 2016

Unfriendly beast. Kill them all.

BTW, congrats to Tayo Jegede.

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Crime › Re: VIDEO : Goat Thief Caught In Benin City by Jayson1: 11:05am On Nov 23, 2016

I hope it's not the goat that was given to buhari as a gift?

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Pets › Re: Nigerian Man Receives Python As Gift In US Mall. Photos by Jayson1: 10:54am On Nov 23, 2016

The man who rejected the gift wrote;
Not every gift is worth being accepted, please keep your pet, not
interested.

Nice one bruh. There's nothing friendly about the arocious beast they call pet.

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