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Health / Re: Baby Born With Four Legs In Bauchi State (Photos) by Jayson1: 9:41pm On Mar 02, 2019
Dear Lord.

I don't know if their women are sleeping with a beast to produce this.

Just imagine the pains that innocent baby will be going through.

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Politics / Re: See How Saraki Was Received As He Arrives Iiorin Despite His Defeat(photos) by Jayson1: 6:22pm On Mar 02, 2019
Stillthebest:



A banker and n installer of a two term governor. A senate president and a leader of leaders. He's indeed a great man. No one can be there forever. He's will sure bounce back. Anyone can loose in an election because only one person wil always emerge. No one chooses a leader. Leader emerges.
You're a wise man.

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Politics / Re: Akeredolu, Wife In Panic Mood, Appeal For Votes After Losing Ondo To PDP by Jayson1: 5:50pm On Mar 02, 2019
Hotfreeze:


You must be mistaking me for your father.
This offspring of a slùt is learning fast.
grin
Politics / Re: Akeredolu, Wife In Panic Mood, Appeal For Votes After Losing Ondo To PDP by Jayson1: 5:33pm On Mar 02, 2019
Hotfreeze:


He's a traitor who betrayed Apc.

He has no works anywhere, stop telling lies. You are one of the media servants of Akeredolu and I'm not surprised you're saying this.
Shut up. Son of a lepr0s m0nkey. grin

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Politics / Re: See How Saraki Was Received As He Arrives Iiorin Despite His Defeat(photos) by Jayson1: 5:28pm On Mar 02, 2019
WORDWORLD:


grin Saraki reminds me of the classic DISEASE OF DEMOCRACY and I quote.

" It is the price that a man who loves the clapper-clawing of the vulgar must pay for it under the democratic system. He becomes a coward and a trimmer ex-officio. Where his dignity was in the days of his innocence there is now only a vacuum in the wastes of his subconscious. VANITY REMAINS To HIM, BUT NOT PRIDE..."

" The democrat, leaping into the air to flap his winds and praise God, is for ever coming down with a thump. The seeds of his disaster, as I have shown, lie in his own stupidity: he can never get rid of the naive delusion -- so beautifully Christian! -- THAT HAPPINESS IS SOMETHING TO BE GOT BY TAKING IT AWAY FROM THE OTHER FELLOW. "

"I confess, for my part, that it greatly delights me. I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably IDIOTIC and hence AMUSING.

Does it exalt dunderheads, cowards, trimmers, frauds, cads?

Then the pain of seeing them go up is balanced and obliterated by the joy of seeing them come down.

But I am, it may be, a somewhat malicious man: my sympathies, when it comes to suckers, tend to be coy. What I can't make out is how any man can believe in democracy who feels for and with them, and is pained when they are debauched and made a show of. How can any man be a democrat who is sincerely a democrat?" (LOUIS HENRY MENCKEN'S 1926 CLASSIC, 'The desease of Democracy'. Read
http://www.ditext.com/mencken/democracy.html)

This is indeed HUMOUR, PARADOX AND CHANGE.
grin
Politics / Re: Akeredolu, Wife In Panic Mood, Appeal For Votes After Losing Ondo To PDP by Jayson1: 5:24pm On Mar 02, 2019
Hotfreeze:


Didnt Akeredolu also lose his state to Atiku?
Or you think we don't know that Akeredolu secretly supported Atiku despite all Buhari has done for him?

See, Akeredolu won't get a 2nd term ticket from APC. If Apc gives him, AA would team up with PDP and wreck Akeredolu.

Keep typing stories online while Aketi's folly is wrecking him.
M0r0ns like you keeps depending on 30k BMC salary to survive.

What a c0w. grin
Politics / Re: See How Saraki Was Received As He Arrives Iiorin Despite His Defeat(photos) by Jayson1: 5:16pm On Mar 02, 2019
Sermwell:

una even get sense for this forum sef?? a man who has reached the peak of his political career in the legislative arm of government should go and start from the scratch?? what have you even achieved??
grin Abeg nor use laugh wound me. grin
Politics / Re: See How Saraki Was Received As He Arrives Iiorin Despite His Defeat(photos) by Jayson1: 5:10pm On Mar 02, 2019
Darevofpeace:
The Kwaran only wanted another political leader,they are just too tired of eating rice only because of too much starch,the newly elected Senator( Dr) Oloriegbe is the new beans they had craved for in year's, saraki also failed to rebrand the legacies of his late dad,I had lived in kwara state for more than 5yrs.the poverty level is just too high,a Matron at the Lafiagi General hospital once told me her salary was less than #100k during my NYSC in 2014.Even Edu L.G where I served as the C.L.O allocation from Federal Government was peanuts of #400k,I love Dr.Saraki as a person,he is a gentle man and quite matured.
I love your analysis.

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Politics / Re: See How Saraki Was Received As He Arrives Iiorin Despite His Defeat(photos) by Jayson1: 4:43pm On Mar 02, 2019
Dear dominique, Kindly check your mail. Thanks.
Politics / Re: See How Saraki Was Received As He Arrives Iiorin Despite His Defeat(photos) by Jayson1: 4:39pm On Mar 02, 2019
Hotfreeze:


Then why did he buy form to contest in 2019?

Your father tapping palmwine in the village is a fool.
mynd44, dominique, OAM4J rule number 2.
Politics / Re: See How Saraki Was Received As He Arrives Iiorin Despite His Defeat(photos) by Jayson1: 4:11pm On Mar 02, 2019
A two time governor, served as a senator 2011, became a Senate President 2015, a Doctor, a father and a great man, yet some fools here who don't have anything reasonable to show will come out and talk trash about Bukky Saraki.

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Forum Games / Re: Did You Ever Learn This In School Or Anywhere Else? by Jayson1: 3:52pm On Mar 02, 2019
dayleke:
Lol...
Funny you.

But sincerely speaking, this is d first time I'm seeing this o.
Maybe I'm not posh enough ni....

But this na for formal dinners/ lunch, sebi?
If I dey eat for my house, I go know if I want more or not or carry the pot go dining table sef...

Lol
African man. grin
Politics / Re: Okorocha Can Only Be Suspended At Ward Level, Imo APC Replies Oshiomhole by Jayson1: 3:48pm On Mar 02, 2019
Will Okorocha make a switch to another team or will he still remain with a lifeless ungrateful team after a scintillating rigging performance by helping them out of the relegation zone with over 450,000 thousand rigged goals at the just concluded 2019 Presidential season?

Time will tell.

Another prolific player called Akeredolu is on the verge of leaving lifeless FC no thanks to their manager, Adams Josè Oshiomhole.

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Politics / Re: Apologise To Akeredolu Now, APC Group Tells Oshiomole by Jayson1: 3:16pm On Mar 02, 2019
Next week news;
"Akeredolu suspended for anti-party activities"
grin
Family / Re: Dairy of a book nerd by Jayson1: 3:13pm On Mar 02, 2019
Never you think of hurting that woman.

She had the choice of aborting you years ago but she choose not to.
There are many campus fellowship who are willing to help you sort your accommodation problem.

Me wen dey type so, I mold block for school, even follow Coca Cola truck to offload drinks just to sort some financial challenge.

All the best.

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Politics / Re: Ndi Igbos In Lagos And Across The Nation Should Respect Host Communities by Jayson1: 11:46am On Mar 02, 2019
grin But one m0r0n called NIGHTMARE0O7 still insist Igbos are killed in lagos. grin
Romance / Re: Kept. by Jayson1: 10:36am On Mar 02, 2019
Wow!
Politics / Re: Share Your Genuine Thoughts On Being Nigerian At This Time. by Jayson1: 10:22am On Mar 02, 2019
Dear Ayotemide,

Being a Nigerian at this moment, is a disgrace to one's identify. With the massive rigging, killings and blackmail at the presidential elections, it is shameful to beat your chest and call yourself a Nigerian.

The international community are laughing at us for swallowing the bullshit one region throws at us every 4years.

It is SHAMEFUL and demoralising to be a Nigerian now.

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Victory: Even Our Cows Are Happy - National President,Miyetti Allah by Jayson1: 8:28am On Mar 02, 2019
Politics / Re: Buhari's Victory: Even Our Cows Are Happy - National President,Miyetti Allah by Jayson1: 8:17am On Mar 02, 2019
Indirectly calling Nairaland zombies cow's. grin

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Crime / Re: Woman Strips Off Her Husband’s Cloths During Fight In Public. Photos by Jayson1: 10:28pm On Feb 26, 2019
This is not cool at all.
Crime / Re: Lady Receives Mob Action After Being Accused Of Stealing Manhood In Osun. Photos by Jayson1: 8:07pm On Feb 26, 2019
Beating a mentally unstable woman over unfounded allegations?

How dem take dey thief pricck?

Those people beating her are the real mad fools.

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Politics / Re: Obervation- Is PCP Stealing PDP Votes? #nigeriansdecide by Jayson1: 7:02pm On Feb 26, 2019
That is not an excuse bro, the PDP tried their best.

I am proud of them, most especially the citizens of Oyo, Ondo and Plateau. God bless you guys.
Politics / Re: Why Atiku Lost The Presidential Election by Jayson1: 6:51pm On Feb 26, 2019
This is not about Buhari's popularity, there is something wrong with the core northerners.

They always have a way to cling to anything related to suffering, and buhari is a brand ambassador of suffering and violent.
You can call them the backward region, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!

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Romance / Re: Couple Tied Together With A Rope During Their Wedding At A Celestial Church by Jayson1: 6:40pm On Feb 26, 2019
Lol, They're tied up in holy matrimony..

She looks like a Choir mistress who can seduce angel Michael with her voice, while the dude looks more like an Ordained "Dickin" who couldn't cover up their secret romance too long.

I know Oshoafa will be happy seeing his "children" getting married anywhere he is. grin

So many candles with different colours will be burnt when this Dickin starts misbehaving.

Cele girls are very good in bed, romantic, but you don't want them to light up a black candle for you.

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Politics / Re: See The Total Number Of States Atiku Won by Jayson1: 6:36pm On Feb 26, 2019
No Adamawa?

Well that doesn't matter, The northerners see suffering as part of Allah's will.

God bless citizens of Oyo, Ondo and Plateau states.

You guys have my respect henceforth.

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Health / Re: Ekiti Slay Queens Turn Flooded Area Into Swimming Pool During Rainfall. Photos by Jayson1: 6:24pm On Feb 26, 2019
It's fun seeing girls play and feel relaxed, Oh yes it is....

But the sad thing is that one of them might be menstruating and the popular Ewa goyin seller might just use this same water to wash plates for loyal customers.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Has Only Himself To Blame! by Jayson1: 6:16pm On Feb 26, 2019
Ababid:
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Must you call your dad an idìòt just to drop your comment?
Romance / Re: Man Grabs His Fiancee's Massive Backside In Pre-wedding Pictures by Jayson1: 5:59pm On Feb 26, 2019
What are they trying to tell us? That some of us who have flat ass babes should not take pre-wedding pishure again? Must we advertise our girlfriends yansh to the world before we call it "Pre-wedding" pics? Me that my girlfriend ass is as flat as OKONKWO CHUKWUEMEKA's head, should I drink one gallon of sniper?

I wish them well sha.

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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye's Twins, Nadia and Nathan kisses in adorable photos by Jayson1: 5:56pm On Feb 26, 2019
Looking at the first picture critically, I wanna ask;

-Who taught them how to kiss like that?
-Who was the full grown idiot that used his phone to snap them?

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Politics / Re: Breaking: Plot To Put INEC Collation Center ablaze By Akpabio Uncovered by Jayson1: 5:55pm On Feb 26, 2019
Just see what Betrayal can cause someone.

All because of a plate of Afang soup with one miserable dog meat, Akpabio sold his people to cow owners association.

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