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Lol, though i find it excessively theatrical or exggerated but i wish you well.


"Slay" her thoroughly. You've my unceasing blessings.

Happy birthday Chinedu. Many more years.



And to those he-goats/she-goats doubting his age, continue showing your rich form of stupidity, you'll definately get a bag of Ebonyi rice for it.

Cute boy. Though your father loves frolicking with our girls.

God's mercies kept him.



Many thanks to those "well meaning" Nigerians for making Paul Arisa to smile again.

According to The News Agency of
Nigeria, the fire which engulfed
‘Bakassi building’ has raged for two
hours before the arrival of the fire
service which is trying to put out the
blaze.




The fire could not be put out
immediately because the college Fire
Service ran of water.





I guess they won't dare give this type of silly excuse if it were to be the house of a Local government chairman. You will see them hurtling around like a pregnant lizard looking for a suitable spot to lay her eggs.

She said when their families realised that both of them were related, they called off the wedding. She said she later suffered a miscarriage.





After enough fvcking, insemination and probably "abortion"
Weldone Nana.

The leader of PDP in the House said the umbrella party had since forgotten anybody in the name of James Okefe and wondered why he (Okefe) would be saying he was decamping afresh.



No basket for rotten mangoes. Nice one from PDP.

So, APC think that they can persuasively make the wise indigenes of Rivers state vote for them?


Lol, no problem, we dey wait for una.



You'll definately get the "Wike treatment"


But wait oh, fear nor catch una wen una see that Wike picture?

Last warning APC, don't mess with Wike. He'll leave you guys decapitated.

Good looking out to you.

Your girl is heavily blessed.


I see a quisling singing your praises already.

Kingjude1:
i just asked to create gist

Ok, EFCC, i really don't know if they fear me or not.


Cc: REIIGN

Kingjude1:
why does guys dey fear you na

Very funny question.

Kingjude1:
boss of bosses i greet you , was out with my queen

Alright, good to know that bro.

Why always them?

[color=#ff9999]Oh Heavens!!!



This is just too painful.

It's so terrifying how the harum-scarum trailer driver grinded the skull and then shattered his brains.


RIP[/color]

Kingjude1:
[size=20pt] boss jayson1 good afternoon [/size]

Greetings bruh.

BiafranBushBoy:
If it results to bashing, I can't stoop so low for such!!

I don't know the guy, but I know he can't come online because no room for trolls again!!

Nairaland new security

Young boy, it seems you have a selective understanding and you want me to make you a burlesque in this section. Now, let me meticulously give you an advice, try your possible best to stay out of my way henceforth or I'll make you a dish of beaten eggs cooked in a frying pan.

Show your gratitude to her.



One Love.

[color=#ff9999][b]Lol, really wish our directors, editors, location manager and script writters can be creative again.

This movie made me to love the "Mitsibushi bus" Lol, and also remember the way they remove the head of any criminal when the cutlass turns red. Sam Dede deserve an Oscar award for the role he played. The fat man on wheelchair was also brilliant.
Back then as a young boy, Sam Dede made me to have confidence and i showed a long time bully the stuff i'm made of.


Blockbusting movies like "Last Burial" "God Where Are You" "Exodus" "End Of The Wicked" "Conspiracy" "Mama Sunday" "Vuga" "End Of The River" "Cry For Help" "Diamond Ring" "State Of Emergency" and many more would make you wonder and ask what happened to nollywood.

Series like "I Need To Know" "Wetin Dey" and "Theft Collector" where educative and informative.

Comic movies like "Atinga" "Long John" and "Ukwa" will leave you laughing your ass out.[/color][/b]

Kingjude1:
#mnga lets bring back the brains to this section

Seun have no choice bro.

KillAWONWEREY:
#mnga

Lol, i believe you will get more than enough votes with this campaign strategy.


Sai #Mnga

KillAWONWEREY:
Jayson1 heard you boss , called her and we both agreed to meet and talk more 2moro , pride almost had me , thanks

Those sluggards lol , boss na play ooooo , them see me as easy prey which is all part of the scam , they wont try it with you, i remember how bush was running when he saw you, this shitt arent real to me its all for fun , can most of these girls and guys talk to me in person

Good thing you're feeling better now. Don't be too intricately, just let her pour it out then also take your time to check your flaws. Shower her with encomium and watch her worship you.

KillAWONWEREY:
let me not lie, the talk was getting long and i wanted to do somtin that was why i ended the call but i will never tell her

Not cool tho!

Just be jaunty dude and call her.

[color=#ff9999]"I AM SORRY" nor dey put sore for person body[/color]

BTW, learn how to ignore some sluggards.

Kingjude1:
last week, i ended the call on my gf by mistake, she sent me a text telling me that it was rude, i replied explaining myself, she didn't respond

Be sincere bro, i doubt the honesty or validity of the bolded statement, it was not "by mistake"
Some conversations (with love ones) might be cold-hearted hence, the urge to terminate it.

Though she acted immature with the silent treatment, but i will advice you to call her and let the bad blood end else it will be another riven relationship.

Oh Heavens!!!


What a sad way to go.
Rest on bruh.

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[quote author=REIIGN post=50997124][/quote]Odogwu, sorry about the delay, will do the needful soon enough.

I really appreciate it....... Thank you so kindly bruh!

Essien who has since been
arrested by policemen from the
Egbeda Police Division, Lagos,
explained that he did not mean to
inflict such an injury on Chiagba.





[color=#ff9900] You did not mean to inflict such an injury on him then why are you holding his diick so tight? I see you've "good" intentions for the dick.


Rubbish.[/color]

TheSonOfMark:
Not surprising; you 21st Century blacks raised away from Mama Africa's bossoms have little family values.

You're not far from the truth. The friesian might see it as an acrimonious remark tho.

asuo27:
you see why i said you're always defending him.

Not at all dear. He can defend himself.

asuo27:
In that case i'm sure Jude did. Not haters.

Lol, Okay.

Wait a minute, what is the contribution and importance of this beauty pagaent show?


I see it as an avenue where the organizers select clean prostitutes for some money bags.

asuo27:
He keeps denying he reports monikers cos he can't stand being labelled a weakling.

Lol, Do u know that some people viewing are responsible sometimes?