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Scam ma scam o,when ur presido no go school waytin U expect, no be so so film tricks??• :-] peace!! |
Boy: I love ur teeth Girl: thanks ,why? boy: coz they re like stars Girl: awww! boy; far away from each other Girl:!!!!!!!!!!! Boy: ur teeth are nice Girl: thanks Boy: coz they re my favourite colour Girl: wow ,is it white?? Boy: no its YELLOW!!!!!! |
Greatzeus:thanks very much |
Mjolnir (the hammer of the gods) Thor and Loki were the sons of Asgardian god Odin, Asgard had many beautiful the most beautiful of which were the golden boat and the diamond cup. Two other Demigods visited them named Incaz and Demas ,Loki struck a bargain with Demas that he could not produce anything more beautiful than the golden boat and diamond cup, betting that if they could,the price was his head. Demas agreed and set to work on the object. He used Asgardian magic to make replications of the boat and the cup then collected all the 7000 elements , mixed them together and hammered the compound on a star. His brother Incaz was working the bellows and he told him to continue working it till he returned. Thor disguised as a fly and bit Incaz on the thigh but Incaz didn't stop working. Thor disguised as a fly and again bit him deeper on the arm but he still continued. Next Thor bit him much deeper on the neck drawing blood, so he stopped nd cleaned the blood. When Demas returned,the handle of the tool was too short for two hands and the tool was a hammer which possessed magic, could control weather elements and could grant the wielder power,Loki lost the bet and managed to escape death by asserting that in order to get his head, they had to cut his neck which was not part of the deal. Thor was given the hammer for his impartiality and he named it MJOLNIR!!! ![]() |
Hi please I'm new here my mail acc is dannyjaxy1@gmail.com ,I'm so so seriously interested thanks, love ur work!!! |
This is too too bad |
Plz is dis a scam or what ![]() ![]() ? |
morganist99:I've done so but the problem persists |
Can I update my lumia 510 to windows 8? |
Patience and goodluck have been in office for long since 1990's s shouldn't they be able to procure sum? |
I Just replaced the touch of my lumia 510 and now the back touch refused to respond plz....help!!! |
Guys abeg wetin apple get to do with phone ? I Neva talk of the "I"!!! Plz humans sense needs to upgrade!!?#@";£)(' |
I feel it's man city |
Please stop criticizing witnesses, I am one of Jehovah's Witnesses so U can ask me anything |
I will say its Thomas Alva Edison |
What if the person uses a machine gun ![]() |
Ade ran home from school with his result from school on April 1st ,on gettin home, he immediately hugged his dad and shouted YEEEEESSSSS!!! Seeing the manner of his coming back Baba Ade took him to shoprite, tantalizers and Mr Biggs, after finishing the last chicken, ade looked at his father, showed him his result and shouted "April fool!",,,,,,<3 in fact ade is still in the hospital due to multiple fractures and severe injuries..... |
Guys mine is January 14 th anyone ![]() |
Bro U ve gAt to brush with charcoal 21 times a day without washing out for a week, at the end of the week U now wash out, if U re lucky, ur teeth will become sparkling clean, if not, I dreaD to think of what happens nXt!!! No offense jux popped into ma braInz |
Mehn!!! Didn't Buhari go through the speech before delivering it ? This shows the extent to which Nigeria has retrogressed.ok what if the speech had something like"DUE TO MY INCOMPETENCE, I MALLAM BUHARI HEREBY RELINQUISH MY STATUS AS PRESIDENT OF THE GREAT COUNTRY NIGERIA" , would he have read it :-D |
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