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PoliticsRe: Rebecca Ishaku Excited Seeing Released Chibok Girls On TV - Pics/Video by jaysparx(m): 8:38pm On Oct 20, 2016
Scam ma scam o,when ur presido no go school waytin U expect, no be so so film tricks??• :-] peace!!
Jokes EtcJokez by jaysparx(op): 12:01pm On Oct 15, 2016
Boy: I love ur teeth
Girl: thanks ,why?
boy: coz they re like stars
Girl: awww!
boy; far away from each other
Girl:!!!!!!!!!!!


Boy: ur teeth are nice
Girl: thanks
Boy: coz they re my favourite colour
Girl: wow ,is it white??
Boy: no its YELLOW!!!!!!
LiteratureRe: J.k.rowling's Fan? Get Harry Potter And The Cursed Child Here + Other Collection by jaysparx(m): 7:56am On Oct 15, 2016
Greatzeus:
Sent
thanks very much
LiteratureNorse Legendz by jaysparx(op): 7:54am On Oct 15, 2016
Mjolnir (the hammer of the gods)
Thor and Loki were the sons of Asgardian god Odin, Asgard had many beautiful the most beautiful of which were the golden boat and the diamond cup. Two other Demigods visited them named Incaz and Demas ,Loki struck a bargain with Demas that he could not produce anything more beautiful than the golden boat and diamond cup, betting that if they could,the price was his head. Demas agreed and set to work on the object. He used Asgardian magic to make replications of the boat and the cup then collected all the 7000 elements , mixed them together and hammered the compound on a star. His brother Incaz was working the bellows and he told him to continue working it till he returned. Thor disguised as a fly and bit Incaz on the thigh but Incaz didn't stop working. Thor disguised as a fly and again bit him deeper on the arm but he still continued. Next Thor bit him much deeper on the neck drawing blood, so he stopped nd cleaned the blood. When Demas returned,the handle of the tool was too short for two hands and the tool was a hammer which possessed magic, could control weather elements and could grant the wielder power,Loki lost the bet and managed to escape death by asserting that in order to get his head, they had to cut his neck which was not part of the deal. Thor was given the hammer for his impartiality and he named it MJOLNIR!!! smiley
LiteratureRe: J.k.rowling's Fan? Get Harry Potter And The Cursed Child Here + Other Collection by jaysparx(m): 6:36am On Oct 15, 2016
Hi please I'm new here my mail acc is dannyjaxy1@gmail.com ,I'm so so seriously interested thanks, love ur work!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Thunder Kills 21 Cows In Nasarawa by jaysparx(m): 4:13am On Oct 14, 2016
This is too too bad
PoliticsRe: Names And Photos Of Some Of The 21 Chibok Girls Released By Boko Haram by jaysparx(m): 7:09pm On Oct 13, 2016
Plz is dis a scam or whathuhhuhhuh?
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by jaysparx(m): 12:30pm On Sep 25, 2016
morganist99:
get an original touch pad
I've done so but the problem persists
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by jaysparx(m): 8:45am On Sep 25, 2016
Can I update my lumia 510 to windows 8?
PoliticsRe: EFCC Links Patience Jonathan With 9 Houses, 2 Hotels, One Plaza by jaysparx(m): 8:42am On Sep 25, 2016
Patience and goodluck have been in office for long since 1990's s shouldn't they be able to procure sum?
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by jaysparx(m): 9:26pm On Sep 24, 2016
I Just replaced the touch of my lumia 510 and now the back touch refused to respond plz....help!!!
PhonesRe: Why Buying Iphone7 Is A Complete Waste Of Money by jaysparx(m): 9:18pm On Sep 24, 2016
Guys abeg wetin apple get to do with phonehuh? I Neva talk of the "I"!!! Plz humans sense needs to upgrade!!?#@";£)('
SportsWhich Club Do U Think Will Win This Years Premier League? by jaysparx(op): 11:48am On Sep 19, 2016
I feel it's man city
Christianity EtcRe: Jehovahs Witnesses Alive In 1914 Will Witness The End Of The World» Watchtower by jaysparx(m): 11:22am On Sep 19, 2016
Please stop criticizing witnesses, I am one of Jehovah's Witnesses so U can ask me anything
Science/TechnologyWho Is The Greatest Inventor Of All Time?? by jaysparx(op): 11:05am On Sep 19, 2016
I will say its Thomas Alva Edison
Science/TechnologyRe: Why You Can't 'normally' Dodge A Bullet by jaysparx(m): 10:34am On Sep 19, 2016
What if the person uses a machine gunhuh
Jokes EtcAde And Friends by jaysparx(op): 10:21am On Sep 19, 2016
Ade ran home from school with his result from school on April 1st ,on gettin home, he immediately hugged his dad and shouted YEEEEESSSSS!!! Seeing the manner of his coming back Baba Ade took him to shoprite, tantalizers and Mr Biggs, after finishing the last chicken, ade looked at his father, showed him his result and shouted "April fool!",,,,,,<3 in fact ade is still in the hospital due to multiple fractures and severe injuries.....
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by jaysparx(m): 6:46pm On Sep 18, 2016
Guys mine is January 14 th anyonehuh
RomanceRe: I Need Whiter Teeth Helppp by jaysparx(m): 6:27pm On Sep 18, 2016
Bro U ve gAt to brush with charcoal 21 times a day without washing out for a week, at the end of the week U now wash out, if U re lucky, ur teeth will become sparkling clean, if not, I dreaD to think of what happens nXt!!!
No offense jux popped into ma braInz
PoliticsRe: Mamman Daura Plagiarized Obama's Speech For Buhari - Sahara Reporters by jaysparx(m):
Mehn!!! Didn't Buhari go through the speech before delivering ithuh? This shows the extent to which Nigeria has retrogressed.ok what if the speech had something like"DUE TO MY INCOMPETENCE, I MALLAM BUHARI HEREBY RELINQUISH MY STATUS AS PRESIDENT OF THE GREAT COUNTRY NIGERIA" , would he have read it huh:-D

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