I pray for Nigeria.

I thought the IGP said the Nigerian police is the least corrupt institution. He might need to withdraw his statement because these niggas has disappointed him.

This guys should have played for a draw and me Serbia. Germany will be tough for us.

I pray they win

How much is the money self?

Most of the youths there dont even know why they are protesting.

Dis ppl ar nt pastors.

This is why i ask pastors alot of questions when they preach. I hardly beleive in them.
Why are women so foolish?

bmos:


So u no know? Man, becareful of that thing. As girls wan open their kiniko, no go near fa! No look am atall atall. Advise no be curse

am scarred o. Konji dey always worry me.

So, sex dey kill.

Recently, i noticed am a corrupt Nigerian. I dont steal. The issue is, i always want to be first where ever i go, even when i arive late. I had to change.
Every Nigerian is corrupt and we need to change ourselves to make the job easy for the next government.

I support it, but it will increase the rate of unemployment in Nigeria.

Why did u allow a boxer and drunkard to marry you?

Am already on my way to heaven.

May God forbid that you should be part of a government that only criticise and do nothing to make it good.

This is why i hate maths. Its pure madness.

Transexual tins. He wants to become a woman.

Nairaland is celebrating, i am also celebrating my birthday today. So nice.

I have a girlfriend who have never receive my gifts.

Probably, she is the worst first lady Nigeria has gotten since independence.

We the Men Association of Nigeria (MAN) humbly disown this fellow. He cease to be called a man from henceforth for the following reasons: he embarassed our association and himself by this action. He also has voilated the rule set by our association as regards to loving a woman. For those men that hav done to a woman something similar to this we also disown them.
Signd. On behalf of MAN.

What sort of practical is that? Does biology goes further to that extent of doing that kind of practical?

The reward of stealing is nothing to talk about. I begin to wonder why people steal. Is it that they dont know how to work?

He was the reason why i started watching Arsenal games. Now, Arsenal is more than a flop.

All na wash. They dont apply to when she truely love you.

What is wrong if u do that now? You are already a public figure.

All the girls i know love to hear 'how much do you want'. And i dont give them the 'how much'.

Another campaigne stategy. If its true that u will end BH, u would have done it last year.

All the barcelona players under pep Guadiola are my best football players of all time.

Which god is he talking about here? I hope its not my God. I really dont think so because my God does not give such a gift even if you ask for it.

He is right. But he should have said all this before he was sacked.