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4. Becoming a hostess.

…when your mates are writing JAMB?

We all know 18 year old Sensational Star – Kylie Jenner.

Apparently, if you have no idea who she is, the picture below will juggle your memory.

We have seen physically the manifestations of the decisions that she has made, from surgery to her adult boyfriend. This might be due to the pressure of living life in the spotlight. Or not.

But the bottom line is that, if she had a Nigerian mother, her life and face would be vastly different right now.

Like even thinking of dating Tyga.

Her mom would’ve halted those silly moves before they happened via slaps or just rounds of shouting..

So let’s paint these scenarios and the equivalent Nigerian mother reactions:
1. Getting plastic surgery.

Nigerian Mum Reaction:
So you mean you know better than God??

http://www.onlineleaks247.com/index.php/2015/11/03/imagine-kylie-jenner-had-a-nigerian-mother-see-her-reactions/

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lalasticlala, abeg o people need to learn new vocab o....

Khd95:
Lmao at poo poo

Good morning people

drizslim:
My Gf should be there too... she doesn't like anything artificial

Oya drop her pic or we dont believe it......

They should just throw this man into cell and throw d key away......

Patrick Obahiagbon, who once represented Oredo Federal Constituency of Edo state shot to limelight the moment he arrived the House of Representatives in 2007 with his uncanny knack for jaw-breaking grammars.

If you have ever listened to the honorable member speak before, you will agree with me that you need your dictionary to actually understand his big big grammar….LOL

Here is a compilation of the top 20 Jaw breaking words ever used by the grammarian and their meanings:

1. Crinkum-crankum – Elaborate or detailed (archaic)
2. Megalomania – a mental illness or condition in which somebody has an exaggerated belief in their own importance or power.
3. Jiggery-pokery – Tricky, misrepresentation and manipulation.
4. Mephistophelean – wicked
5. Kakistocracy – Government under the control of a nation’s worst or least-qualified citizens
6. Braggadocio – Boost full or arrogant behavior
7. Ratiocination– The forming of judgment by a process of logical reason
8. Phantasmagoria – a sequence of imaginary images
9. Gargantuan –extremely large
10. Bugaboo – an object of fear
11. Pooh-pooh – Dismiss as being foolish or impractical
12. Insalubrious – unwholesome and unhealthy
13. Odoriferous – having an odor.
14. Lugubrious – mournful, sad, dismal
15. Malodorous – smelling very unpleasant
16. Termagant – a woman who is very strict and who tries to tell people to do things in an unpleasant way
17. Conundrum – A confusing problem or question that is too difficult to solve
18. Alacrit – great willingness or enthusiasm
19. Mendacious – Not telling the truth
20. Egregious – Outstandingly bad and shocking.
http://www.onlineleaks247.com/index.php/2015/11/02/20-hilarious-grammars-of-patrick-obahiagbon-and-their-meaning/

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classicB:
I never knew ASA dread her natural hair, it looks like synthetic. All of them are cute

U bet they are cute

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19. Munachi Abii.
This flawless Ex-Beauty queen’s beauty is undoubtedly one to behold! Munachi Abii is a Nigerian rap / hip-hop artist,
songwriter, pageant winner, television presenter and model who performs under the stage name Muna!

20. Di’Ja.

I saved the best for last… cause this beautiful “Follow me” singer, is favourite to one of YBL’s authors. Signed to the Supreme Mavin Dynasty record label, Di’Ja, is tagged as one of the most gorgeous upcoming artistes in the music industry. She became quite famous after she released the single, “Awww”.

15. Stephanie Linus Okereke

This beautiful young woman is not only an actress but also a business and a philanthropist.Stephanie Okereke Linus,
who recently had her first child has bagged so many awards during her career as an actress;
one of which is the 2003 Reel Award for Best Actress.

16. Emma Nyra
This gorgeous Made Men Music Group singer can like to have the kinkiest waist ever!
The singer who few months ago, had a scandalous mishap with her Triple MG boss,
Ubi Franklin has been on the low since then but has been sharing stunning photos of herself once in a while.

17. Eva Alordiah.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is my boo.. In whom I am well satisfied! Don’t call me a womanizer oh! But I sincerely do love Eva, I’ve said it couple a times.

The dope rapper who has never been scared to try new things especially when it comes to her looks cause she’s a make-up artiste, makes this lovely list.
Eva Elohor Alordiah is considered to be the country’s hottest female emcee. Her style of going natural is outstanding from the rest of the females on this list.

18. Uche Jombo

This fine actress, is also one of the celebrities who recently had her baby.

Uche Jombo Rodriguez is one stunning Nollywood actress, who has been running the movie industry for years running
and she still is… She is also a screenwriter and movie producer.

13. Yemi Alade
Rolling in at the 13th spot is none other than the beautiful “It’s Yemi Alade eh eh“. T
he beautiful Miss Yemi Alade is a Nigerian Afro pop singer who came into the limelight after she won the Peak Talent Show in 2009.

She’s become quite famous and influential (fashion wise) since then.
She even bagged the Best Female singer of the Year award at the MAMA 2015.

14. Fathia Balogun

This gorgeous woman is one of the highly respected indigenous actresses in the Nollywood movie industry… She’s kinda like the Angelina Jolie of the Yoruba Nollywood movies. If yo catch my drift?!

She is also a film-maker, a producer and a director.

11. Asa
She’s one of my favourite Nigerian female musicians…
I love her genre of music, her music videos, her humility and of course! Her natural self!

The stunner is a Nigerian French singer, songwriter, and recording artist.

12. WAJE

Aituaje “Waje” Iruobe… I need someone to teach me how to pronounce her name last name though, “Iruobe”, I pronounce it as “Iru (Locust beans) – Obe (Soup). Don’t mind me though!

The gorgeous mother of one is a Nigerian singer whose vocal range, according to wiki, covers three octaves, how dope is that? We know it’s true though, we’ve heard her sing!

9. Beverly Naya.
Hey gorgeous! Why you gotta be so flawless? Huh? I got to fully know Beverly Naya in her 2014 movie, “Make A Move” and I couldn’t help but notice how stunning she is. She even proves to be more stunning as she is one of the very few female celebrities who has the courage to rock their natural hair.

Hers look like the longest on the list… Or what do you think?

10. Chidinma Ekile.

On almost every Top female celebrity lists , Chidinma always squeezes her some self in… except for ones which has to do with couples and all. Lol.

Beautiful miss kedike singer, is one whose natural hair is kinda like her trademark. Ever since she ditched the weaves and wigs for a low cut, she’s been more than stunning than ever, except that she’s recently changing her style. Like the “Simbi” look she put on few weeks ago…

The gorgeous “Lorry” crooner came into stardom when she won the third edition of the MTN Project Fame back in 2010.

Sommyangel:
Me too

Pics of ya natural hair or i don't...u know d drill.

7. Genevieve Nnaji.
My Oh My! Ladies and Gents, say hello to my once upon a time crush (I’ve gotten over her. Hmph).
Whether or not I’ve gotten over her, I’m one man less of all the thousands of men who are absolutely in love with the Nigerian super actress.

Genevieve Nnaji is one of the fiercest on our list. She’s never been afraid to rock her natural hair because she knows it looks admirable on her and defines her naturally.
She is not only an actress, but also a singer and has bagged so many awards since the time of her career.

8. Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Beautiful Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie is a Nigerian novelist, nonfiction writer and short story writer.

She is popular for her books like “Purple Hibiscus”, “Half of A Yellow Sun” and many others.

She is referred to as “the most prominent” of a “procession of critically acclaimed young anglophone authors [that] is succeeding in attracting a new generation of readers to African literature”.

And obviously… She makes our list! *wink*

5. Omoni Oboli.
Beautiful woman! That! She is! Omoni Oboli is one of the bold female celebrities who made this lovely list of lovely women.
She is a Nigerian actress and also, a movie producer.

The actress, who bagged a Best Actress award – Narrative Feature at the Los Angeles Movie Awards in 2010 is blessed with a handsome husband and three dapper looking boys.

6. Juliet Ibrahim.
She’s undoubtedly one of the most kinky female celebrities in the continent and it’s only appropriate that she makes our list. (Well, she wouldn’t have made it if she never rocked her natural hair, but she did! So?!)

Juliet Ibrahim is a stunning Ghanaian actress, film producer, singer and humanitarian of Lebanese, Liberian and Ghanaian descent.

She bagged the Best Actress award in a Leading Role category at the Ghana Movie awards in 2010.

3. Yvonne Nelson
Yeah well, need I say much about this Ghanaian beauty? She’s obviously most of y’all’s favourite actress.
Some of her guy fans can’t stop drooling over her outstanding shades beauty; one of which is her being natural!

Delectable actress, Yvonne Nelson is not only an actress but also a movie producer and an ex-beauty queen.
She made us fall in love with her natural self when she, earlier this year, February, presumably shared lovely photos of herself rocking her natural hair. She’s a natural stunner… is not she?!

4. Ty Bello.
Why would you sing about something natural and not be natural? “The land is green”, nature is green! So how about you go natural yourself TY Bello?! She’s like sure man! I have! And I’m like,damn girl! You gorgeous!

Lol. Don’t mind my fictional convo with this stunning Nigerian female sensation oh!
TY Bello is one of the most respected celebrities on this list , when it comes to rocking natural hair.

Toyin Sokefun-Bello (her full name), is a Nigerian singer, songwriter, photographer and philanthropist. Her smile though…

Damn! I remember them girls buying all these coconut oil and vinegar and all sorts cause they wanted to maintain(keep) their natural hair. It was quite a time though, at least, we got to see our females as their natural selves and not with all em wigs and all.

During the time, there was the good, the bad and the ugly! To some, it looked good rocking their natural hair, to others… Nah!! I know though, that it’s still kinda trending up till today but I don’t think it’s as massive as it was few months back.

While “normal” females were going on with the trend, our dear celebrities weren’t left out and truth be told, before the trend was set, a few of our female celebrities were already rocking their natural hair and it looked exceptional on them.

Without moi taking much of your wonderful weekend time, how about we go through this quick list compiled of your favourite female celebrities who have actually stepped out with their natural hair and oh! Please tell us which one’s your favourite!

1. Nse Ikpe Etim
The stunning actress has a husband like no other, she has been married for over two years now and I could gamble that her natural beauty is one of the many things that leaves her man clinging onto her!
The actress came into limelight when she played a role in the 2008 movie, Prominence.
She’s also appeared in Nollywood blockbusters like “Mr and Mrs” and “Phone Swap”.

2. Nneka.
She’s kinda been on the low low for a while now, but those who know her know that she has one of the strongest voices in the country!

Nneka Lucia Egbuna (her full name) is a Nigerian hip hop/soul singer, songwriter and also actress.
She sings both in Igbo and English.

http://www.onlineleaks247.com/index.php/2015/10/31/op-20-female-celebrities-who-looked-beautiful-rocking-their-natural-hair-photos/

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MrAligator:
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macolino:
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People like you fall for lesser scam, trust me no one knows it all

akinloluwao:
where is the father?

Na u be the father now.....