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EducationRe: Why Are Most Nairalanders Very Nosy And Nasty by Jazzlite: 10:24pm On Jan 01, 2016
Jazzlite:
Seun I was banned on cartalk for creating a WhatsApp group for BMW.....
I was banned till December 2018! Who are we to report moderators to? How can I be banned till December 2018 from 2015! When I have not been banned before by such a moderator! And I persisted.... Meanwhile others are doing same thing there without any caution or ban. Please help address this issue asap.
Happy new year.
EducationRe: Why Are Most Nairalanders Very Nosy And Nasty by Jazzlite: 1:34pm On Jan 01, 2016
Seun:
Just report them to the moderators. Click the report button.
Seun I was banned on cartalk for creating a WhatsApp group for BMW.....
I was banned till December 2018! Who are we to report moderators to? How can I be banned till December 2018 from 2015! When I have not been banned before by such a moderator! And I persisted.... Meanwhile others are doing same thing there without any caution or ban. Please help address this issue asap.
Happy new year.
AutosRe: Mercedes For Dash Out by Jazzlite(op): 7:04am On Jan 01, 2016
Jazzlite:
Factory Ac mortuary standard
4 cylinders
Manual transmission
Alloy wheels
Beautiful Leather interior
Gbedu blasting

Asking price 245k.

08080898400
2016
AutosRe: Mercedes For Dash Out by Jazzlite(op): 5:29pm On Dec 31, 2015
AutosRe: Mercedes For Dash Out by Jazzlite(op): 6:25am On Dec 30, 2015
sk
Jazzlite:
Mhh
TravelRe: General South Africa Visa Enquiries by Jazzlite: 6:05am On Dec 30, 2015
am sure you have not been following this thread.... cos some of your statements dragged it back by a number of pages....always take time to read b4 making an input.

elume2020:
Just an update to the house on possibility of using your Nigeria master card for withdrawals.

I visited a SA standard bank ATM, aside the fixed charge of R50 per withdrawal which increased from R0-R25 and now R50, you cannot make any withdrawal from an ATM as at 28th Dec. 2015. With 41,000 naira in my Gtbank I tried R2000, R1800, and R1500, all returned transaction not permitted. If i had used a higher withdrawal limit and transaction can go through it will rather return insufficient balance rather than transaction not permitted. Checking my Gtbank notification it stated I can withdraw upto 1000 USD. I used my Gtbank card to pay for groceries in the USA without hassle, used it about two weeks ago to pay about 40 pounds over the Internet and it went through though was charged some crazy amount.

The option of converting your naira to dollars, and thereafter to Rands might cause you loss of about 20% or more of the naira value. One way to those that will be paying fees come January in South African Institutions is to make sure you can do Internet transfer on your Nigerian bank account. Stock up as much as you can in it. From my enquiry on possible exchange rates, whoever will give you rands will most likely sell 1 Rand for 16.5 to 17 naira as at 24th December when I last asked around. I don't do any transaction even if I can, I am not interested. But a very serious warning be careful who you transaction business with. Also as a matter of fact the current University payment structure don't accept cash anymore, my knowledge of the University of Johannesburg.

Payment for medical aid for those applying for visa is another issue. So I forsee a situation of someone in SA making the rands payment and you recipient doing the naira payment. On this medical aid issue too, I suggest you contact them directly and DIY all necessary registration and your SA friend just make the payment. Once payment is confirmed the medical will send you your medical certificate themselves via email. A friend was once duped, which I had intervene by paying for him and filled the form but requested that they send the certificate to him directly and cc me. This is through Compcare.

On a final note on issues of finance. It's well known that Postgraduate students canaletto funding for their studies, I am a beneficiary, but many attimes, it takes some months to get stabilised and eventual get either a bursary or scholarship. However, due to the recent #feesmustfall, University is not increasing school fees and will be cutting down on some budget (e.g. entertainment budget, merit bursary, supervisor link bursary etc). In some University, tutorship which can fetch you from R2000 to R7000 per month for senior tutor are now solely for citizens. My reason for stating this to make you do a proper check and balance of your finance.

I am not a pro on visa issues, hence, I cannot comment on application processes, but all visas I have been issued it's a DIY. More updates for departing your base and integrating to the society. Also some few tip for those who will be doing masters by research.

Season's greetings.
TravelRe: General South Africa Visa Enquiries by Jazzlite: 6:03am On Dec 30, 2015
is it you or me? but you sound confusing....

elume2020:
By Internet banking I mean online transfer using your Nigerian bank account with a token or dongle to make online Nara to Nara transfer between Nigerian banks.
I was making reference to stocking up Nara in your Nigerian bank account so when the opportunity comes where someone is willing to give you rands and want Nara you can proceed with the transaction.
Nobody ask you what cash you have on you. But international border entry regulation stipulate you declare a particular amount of money I think anything above 10,000 USD. Please double check on that figure and try to travel light on cash. If you have excess cash on you, you are a prey to the Nigerian Immigration officer.
I am not in Lagos, I don't advice changing Nara to rands yet. Keep your Nara in your account maybe just have about R5000 on you while on arrival to get going.
If your bank can do international transfer on your behalf then I think that will be much safer but ensure you have all necessary code from the institution to effect such transfer. Also of importance is your reference number to which the payment can be tracked by the institution. At time the payment might have been made but due to not including your reference number or details as specified in the invoice it might take some extra process to track such transaction.
PoliticsRe: APC Accuses Fayose Of Spending N250m For Christmas Trip by Jazzlite: 3:28pm On Dec 29, 2015
it does... I know him better...but am not interested in politics or him atm


omooba969:
Why should I, does it make sense to you? undecided
PoliticsRe: APC Accuses Ayo Fayose Of Spending N250m For Christmas Trip by Jazzlite: 3:26pm On Dec 29, 2015
most likely true
PoliticsRe: APC Accuses Fayose Of Spending N250m For Christmas Trip by Jazzlite: 3:21pm On Dec 29, 2015
am a fayose fan..... better believe it
omooba969:
I am not a Fayose fan but I don't believe this one.

cool
AutosRe: Mercedes For Dash Out by Jazzlite(op): 3:18pm On Dec 29, 2015
jjjj
Jazzlite:
Mhh
PoliticsRe: Radio Biafra Transmitters Installed On MTN Masts —FG by Jazzlite: 3:04pm On Dec 29, 2015
reference

kayfra:
Donald Trump says shit but he has never ever threatened the unity of the state either directly or indirectly.

Permit me to post the legal text for treason and treasonable felony under Nigerian criminal code (he is also charged with belonging to an unlawful society with different codes).

Please read without prejudice:


Treason and certain other Offences


37. (1) Any person who levies war against the State, in order to intimidate or overawe the President or the Governor of a State, is guilty of treason, and is liable to the punishment of death.

(2) Any person conspiring with any person, either within or without Nigeria, to levy war against the State with intent to cause such levying of war as would be treason if committed by a citizen of Nigeria, is guilty of treason and is liable to the punishment of death:

Provided that nothing in this section shall prevent any act from being treason which is so by the law of England as in form in Nigeria.

(3) (Inserted by L.N. 112 of 1964 and deleted by L.N. 139 of 1965.)

38. Any person who instigates any foreigner to invade Nigeria with an armed force is guilty of treason, and is liable to the punishment of death.

39. (1) Where an offender who in the opinion of the court had not attained the age of seventeen years at the time the offence was committed has been found guilty of an offence against either section 37 or section 38 such offender shall not be sentenced to death but shall be ordered to be detained during the pleasure of the President and upon such an order being made the provisions of Part 44 of the Criminal Procedure Act shall apply.

(2) Where a woman who has been convicted of an offence against either section 37 or section 38 alleges she is pregnant or where the judge before whom she is convicted considers it advisable to have inquiries made as to whether or not she be pregnant the procedure laid down in section 376 of the Criminal Procedure Act shall first be complied with.

41. Any person who-

(1) becomes an accessory after the fact to treason; or

(2) knowing that any person intends to commit treason, does not give information thereof with all reasonable despatch to the President or the Governor of the State or a peace officer, or use other reasonable endeavours to prevent the commission of the offence;

is guilty of a felony, and is liable to imprisonment for life.

41. Any person who forms an intention to effect any of the following purposes, that is to say-

(a) to remove during his term of office otherwise than by constitutional means the President as Head of State of the Federation and Commander-in-Chief of the armed forces thereof; or

(b) to likewise remove during his term of office the Governor of a State; or

(c) to levy war against Nigeria in order by force or constraint to compel the President to change his measures or counsels, or in order to put any force or constraint upon, or in order to intimidate or overawe any House of the National Assembly or any other Legislature or legislative authority; or

(d) to instigate any foreigner to make any armed invasion of Nigeria or of any of the territories thereof; and manifests such intention by an overt act, is guilty of a felony and is liable to imprisonment for life.

A person charged with any of the felonies defined in this section is not entitled to he acquitted on the ground that any act proved to have been committed by him constitutes the offence of treason; but a person who has been tried, and convicted or acquitted, on a charge of any such offence cannot he afterwards prosecuted for treason in respect of the same facts.

42. Any person who, without lawful authority, carries on, or makes preparation for carrying on, or aids in or advises the carrying on of, or preparation for, any war or warlike undertaking with, for, by, or against, any traditional chief, or with, for, by, or against any band of citizens, is guilty of a felony, and is liable to imprisonment for life.

43. A person cannot be tried for treason, or for any of the felonies defined in the three last preceding sections, unless the prosecution is commenced within two years after the offence is committed.

44. Any person who advisedly attempts to effect any of the following purposes, that is to say-

(a) to seduce any person serving in any of the armed forces of Nigeria or any member of the police force from his duty and allegiance; or

(b) to incite any such persons to commit an act of mutiny or any traitorous or mutinous act; or

(c) to incite any such persons to make or endeavour to make a mutinous assembly;

is guilty of a felony, and is liable to imprisonment for life.

45. Any person who-

(a) aids, abets, or is accessory to, any act of mutiny by; or

(b) incites to sedition or to disobedience to any lawful order given by a superior officer,

any warrant or other officer below commissioned rank and others inferior in rank to them and by whatever name described in any of the armed forces of Nigeria or any police officer, is guilty of a misdemeanour, and is liable to imprisonment for two years and to a fine of four hundred naira.

46. Any person who, by any means whatever, directly or indirectly-

(a) procures or persuades or attempts to procure or persuade to desert; or

(b) aids, abets, or is accessory to the desertion of; or

(c) having reason to believe he is a deserter, habours or aids in concealing

any warrant or other officer below commissioned rank and others inferior in rank to them and by whatever name described in any of the said armed forces, or any police officer, is guilty of a misdemeanour, and is liable to imprisonment for six months and to a fine of one hundred naira.

46A. (1) Any person who, by any means whatever, causes or attempts to cause, or does any act calculated to cause disaffection amongst persons serving as-

(a) members o the armed forces of Nigeria;

(b) police officers; or

(c) prison officers,

or does any act calculated to induce any person serving as aforesaid to hold his services or to commit breaches of discipline, shall be guilty of an offence and shall be liable on conviction to imprisonment for a term not exceeding three years or to a fine not exceeding six hundred naira or to both such imprisonment and fine and, if a police officer or prison officer, shall forfeit all pension rights and be disqualified for being a police officer or prison officer as the case may be.

(2) In this section, the expression "prison officer" has the same meaning as in subsection (1) of section 10 of the Prisons Act.

47. A person who has been tried, and convicted or acquitted, on a charge of any of the offences defined in sections 44 and 45 of this Code, cannot be afterwards prosecuted for any other offence defined in this Chapter in respect of the same facts.

48. Any person who-

(1) knowingly and advisedly aids an alien enemy of Nigeria, being a prisoner of war in Nigeria, whether such prisoner is confined in a prison or elsewhere, or is suffered to be at large on his parole, to escape from his prison or place of confinement, or, if he is at large on his parole, to escape from Nigeria, is guilty of a felony, and is liable to imprisonment for life;

(2) negligently and unlawfully permits the escape of any such person as is mentioned in the last preceding subsection is guilty of a misdemeanour, and is liable to imprisonment for two years.

49. In the case of any of the offences defined in this Chapter, when the manifestation by an overt act of an intention to effect any purpose is an element of the offence, every act of conspiring with any person to effect that purpose, and every act done in furtherance of the purpose by any of the persons conspiring, is deemed to be an overt act manifesting the intention.
PoliticsRe: Radio Biafra Transmitters Installed On MTN Masts —FG by Jazzlite: 2:53pm On Dec 29, 2015
Mast mgt is contracted out!

electron:
Charge MTN for Treason..
Christianity EtcRe: The Redeemed Church And God On Parallel Paths by Jazzlite: 2:46pm On Dec 28, 2015
tonytony208:
Hmmmmmm...."rabble rouser". I remember this was the exact name the pharisees called Jesus Christ. Now RCCG members too have started.
Anglican in here bro.... If the op has a true message for Pastor Adeboye he should seek him in his office. He's not difficult to see. Am an outspoken xtian .... Especially when what I believe in is Bible backed. I don't criticize on a faceless platform, especially where my intentions can be misinterpreted.... I go to where my biz is.
AutosRe: Mercedes For Dash Out by Jazzlite(op): 10:58am On Dec 28, 2015
AutosRe: Mercedes For Dash Out by Jazzlite(op): 7:03am On Dec 28, 2015
Jazzlite:
sellinh
Mhh
Foreign AffairsRe: Another Bombshell From Donald Trump. by Jazzlite: 7:02am On Dec 28, 2015
modath:
Having an apartment in the UK is different from keeping funds & having ongoing flourishing biz offshore...

Can you compare that to Akpabio who has been alleged to own a refinery someplace or Alao Akala 's hotel in Ghana? , our system is lax enough for leaders to manipulate, least they can do is spread jobs around..

Davido, Psquare et al have homes abroad, like it is the practice of the elites..

Someone already mentioned seeing him in "west end" a couple of years ago on a such visit of mine..

Merry xmas in arrears..
I can only agree with you in the area of job creation and domestic investments
Foreign AffairsRe: Another Bombshell From Donald Trump. by Jazzlite: 6:19am On Dec 28, 2015
modath:
Minus his efforts in positioning the yoruba ethnic group for political / economic goals, the bold is one thing Jagabn will always have my goodwill for..

Say what you will about him, he had no kobo outside this shores..
Modath.... Ask for his apartments in the UK before concluding .... I would have held my peace if you're not the one.....
TravelRe: General South Africa Visa Enquiries by Jazzlite: 6:16am On Dec 28, 2015
meagainstdem:
By the way,following d costly mistake of submitting study visa to vsf last week, I dnt want to leave anytn to chance again when I go to d embassy in january. I have these questions: I have d application form for visa to temporarily sojourn in d republic tagged DHA-1738 consisting of 20 pages. Is this d study visa form and are all d 20 pages to be submitted? Item 6 of d form has maintenance /Deportation section. Under it are available funds and valid return or onward ticket no section. Please what do these mean? Finally, has anybody used ATM cards for school fees payment? Is it possible and realisable? Thanks as I get answers to these burning questions.
That's the correct form.... ATM ? Don't let buhari hear o.... But I think a bank transfer will be better.
AutosRe: Mercedes For Dash Out by Jazzlite(op): 6:11am On Dec 28, 2015
Jazzlite:
Still selling
AutosRe: Mercedes For Dash Out by Jazzlite(op): 6:10am On Dec 28, 2015
Jazzlite:
Factory Ac mortuary standard
4 cylinders
Manual transmission
Alloy wheels
Beautiful Leather interior
Gbedu blasting

Asking price 245k.

08080898400
Still selling
AutosRe: Mercedes For Dash Out by Jazzlite(op): 5:40pm On Dec 27, 2015
Merry Christmas in arrears
AutosRe: Mercedes For Dash Out by Jazzlite(op): 5:39pm On Dec 27, 2015
sunnyautoo:
Good day sir/ma please what is the problem with this car and where is it located
No problem it's in Ekiti call me for further discussion
TravelRe: General South Africa Visa Enquiries by Jazzlite: 4:55pm On Dec 27, 2015
aspenjnr:
so bro who am i going to ask now if i want to ask i will like to ask in jan this year before submitting new application next year
DouchesspunkyII ask her
Christianity EtcRe: The Redeemed Church And God On Parallel Paths by Jazzlite: 10:45am On Dec 26, 2015
who is this rabble rouser?
Are you promoting Christ or Pa Akindayomi?
AutosRe: Mercedes For Dash Out by Jazzlite(op): 10:18am On Dec 26, 2015
RomanceRe: Is She Right? by Jazzlite: 10:06am On Dec 26, 2015
can you tell me about accomodation in SA?
RATES security, etc
DouchessPunkyII:
It's pretty safe, no break-ins, because only the tenants have the remote to the main gate
RomanceRe: Is She Right? by Jazzlite: 9:55am On Dec 26, 2015
DouchessPunkyII:
It's not a project but a normal flat.
how's the security around here?
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Will You Do If A Boy Presses Your Boobs And Runs Away? by Jazzlite: 9:46am On Dec 26, 2015
Cutehector:
he presses hers again like a well fetcher...
when his balls are summarised into the pressing equation... a goat will be better than him
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Will You Do If A Boy Presses Your Boobs And Runs Away? by Jazzlite: 9:45am On Dec 26, 2015
if its my sis... sorry will be your name that day...

vizkiz:
in fact I will deliberately let her catch me grin
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Will You Do If A Boy Presses Your Boobs And Runs Away? by Jazzlite: 9:42am On Dec 26, 2015
not when pressed wickedly and twisted like a well fetcher

Cutehector:
that is wat he wants! cheesy

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