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it says 92 ways but i onli see 19

wia r the oda 73?

i and my guy are moving into the same house next week

one part of me i m so happy, but another part of me is frightened n scared. i m scared if we have a big fight that would lead him to leave, he will leave for good. it is not like wen we were dating anymore. this is taking the serious step already n i m scared.

girls pls do help

need to work
not a free ass like u
cant go bak to bed while at work

what?

hen hen

it is a horse
i command all of u to go hee haw meaning to become a donkey


_{**donkeys go hee haw**}

nairalanders
u guys r becoming boring!!!

huh?!

i'll translate dat

it reads.










WTF


@scopium
wow sha
u realli are dying for cuteangel
i mean uglydevil

i just whispered to princesa that i knw all men can't be trusted

_{**and i m also pranking scopium**}

princesa:
i just assured her she shouldnt believe u because men can't be trusted

_*yawn*

=_="


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see i look like an egyptian queen
i comand all of u to go hee haw

nvmd
i babble wen i m sleepy

_**yawn**
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huh?!!!

I just got angry after reading scopium's 'i just' regarding that cuteangel a.k.a uglydevil

arghhhhh!!

studio lol

i just smacked gabby on the back of her head nana tanjung style


_{**hahahahahaha SMACK**}

i just 'yay'ed coz no more farting from jay

hehe
2 mumu

scopiums math is great
he count how many multi orgasms i have wen we bla bla bla n he adds them up each tym n den multiplys them the next tym

so his maths is good

no she slept on her bf koko
but woke up on the wrong side of the bed
dats why the prune face

yea yea yea
agreed

wen did i become ur cupid?


by the way hit me on YIM

in info n u
fashion clash a big colission with you two

Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?

Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me now!"

Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?

Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard

So one day little Johnny goes into the kitchen and says to his mom, "Mom, grandma's got her shrimps hanging out again."

Knowing that the grandma is going a little senile in her old age, mom goes out into the living room and finds grandma sitting in her lazy-boy with her dress up and her panties around her ankles.

Not knowing how she is going to explain this to her son, the mom goes back into the kitchen and says to little Johnny, " Honey, those aren't shrimps. They are part of the vagina which is the female reproductive organ on a woman, just like the penis is for a man."

Little Johnny replies, "Well whatever you say mom but they sure taste like shrimps to me!"

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to the gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at the woman and all of his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately asks her to UnCloth. After she has disrobed, the doctor begins stroking her thigh.

"Do you know what I’m doing?" he asks.

"Yes," she replies. "You’re checking for any abrasions or abnormalities."

"That’s right," says the doctor. Emboldened, he then begins to handle her breasts. "Do you know what I’m doing now?"

"You’re checking for any lumps or breast cancer," she replies.

"Correct," says the doctor. Deciding to go for broke, he mounts her and begins having sex with her. "Do you know what I’m doing now?"

"Yes," she says. "You’re getting herpes—which is what I came here about in the first place."

i just added a cork into ur asshole
yea no farting in here joh

_{ok scop
i trust u}

scopium i missed u