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"Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire'"
Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously.
"What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?"
"I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied.

Working as a secretary at an international airport(KLIA), my sister had an office adjacent to where security temporarily holds suspects.
One day security officers were questioning a man when they were suddenly called away on another emergency. To the horror of my sister and her colleagues, the man was left alone in the unlocked room. After a few mminutes, the door opened, and he began to walk out. Summoning up her courage, one of the secretaries barked, "Get back in there, and don't come out until you're told!"
The man scuttled back inside and slammed the door. When the security people returned, the woman reported what had happened.
Without a word, an officer walked into the room and released one very frightened telephone repairman.

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go."
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night."
The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!"
The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"
"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband.
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."

scopium

away

goes

it

before

hubby

your

with

times

good

i just said shoo shoo shoo
go to bed
shoo

i just miss my guy scopium

_{**continues listening to p-square's miss u die}

awwww
such a sweet kid

wish was my own kid
brought up the christian way n forever remain like that
with a good heart


u knw the problem with now adays christians r they alwiz think they r d best christians around

my old landlady was a chinese n the way she discriminated my nigerian husband
i felt like smacking her
calling herself a christian n proudly telling people she is a christian


my current landlady is a buddhist
she told her neighbours that she don't mind nigerians staying der because my hse n my neighbours r nigerians(both the hsese belongs to her)
her oda neighbours tried discouraging her telling her these nigerians wont pay rent n den run away with the hse key but u knw what she did?
she turned around at them and said there are also sum chinese who cheat

many christians now r very bashful

i just said

jus laff ur ass off
i dun care a damn

guys r like dat
dey can get jealous but we cnt
but one thing i realised is wen he tells u not to giv ur numbers, der is a good reason.
he knws how guys behave
he knws wut dey can do
he knws these guys can make u change ur love for him n u will leave him for dem n one reason is he realli loves u dats y he is scared to loose u
but for the ego side of men, he does not wan to show it out.
dats y he does nt wan u to giv ur numbers to oda guys
been der done dat

i HATE guys like dis

sorry poster
dun have respect fr u
respect a girl first to gain respect

i just wanna ask a question here


gabbry wia is scopium?
have nt seen him for a long tym
i miss him

i just feel pain for my eyes afta seeing sima's signature again n again

i just . . . . . . . . . . .

i just duh. . . ed at sima

_**DUH!!

yea
i circled dem so it wud b easier fr u guys

i just felt like crying afta listening to p-squares i miss u die

_{**i miss him die}

FACES
FACES

i just felt bored

ask her again
i guess she did nt hear sha

thnx princesa


@scop
wia r u wen azo say all dis stuff?

i just watched dis video n started laffing like hell


damn
stupid song n dumb

lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f3XKMfgvZQ

scop look at dis ituen
wen i do jokes he keep on insulting me
but wen gabbry says sumting dat obviously even me a malaysian took alomost 10 min to understand he compliments her

i wanna kick is padded ass!!!!!!
tufiakwa