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A doctor at an insane asylum, decided to take his inmates to a baseball game.
For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.
When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well.
As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up nuts!" And the inmates complied by standing up.
After the anthem he yelled, "Down Nuts!" And they all sat. After a home run he yelled, "Cheer nuts!" And they all broke into applause and cheers.
Thinking things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.
When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened.
The assistant replied, "Everything was fine until some guy walked by and yelled, "PEANUTS!"

Emeka : "Akpos, you too dull, I nor sure say you go even fit recite simple nursery rhyme sef".
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Akpos : "Who tell you so Emeka?, I be very sharp guy o!".
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Emeka : "Okay recite "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" nursery rhyme".
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Akpos : "Starkle, starkle, smally twink; Who the hell as you I think; When you staying for sky very high; as if you be shiny shiny like Celestina diamond ring, or like yellowrin Noble necklace".
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M new here. Not here to mingle. Juz to share experiences n to take advice wen in need <3

1. You must be and become the RIGHT person than expecting your spouse to be come the RIGHT person.
2. GIVE and TAKE is a necessity. Let LOVE cover the disagreements which will come in any marriage.
3. Never carry into tomorrow the petty troubles of today. Forgive at the earliest or at least by the end of the day, and then forget.
4. Discuss your disagreements and personal problems with the LORD. Go to HIM for the advice you need. Always take Godly counsel when in need.
5. Try to live within your financial means. Don't try to copy the life style of some other couple; keep within your income. And be sure to set aside the tithe for the Lord's work.
6. Keep your love as romantic as possible. Appreciate each other. Express that appreciation in actual love and affection in the home.
7. NEVER, NEVER, NEVER think of divorce as a solution for your marriage problems. You took your vows "until death do us part." Divorce never settles anything
8. Keep your eyes on the person you have married, and don't bother looking around for someone else. Wandering eyes benefit no marriage. It opens the door for the enemy to work out his scheme in your marriage.
9. Read God's Word and pray together every day. To pray together is to stay together.
10. Let Christ shed the love of God in your heart, and you will be sure to have love for each other

It has been ages mi have been away. From naija.....I mean nairaland. I can see many changes and new faces too *ehem ehem* and my old pals, most of y'all are married, with kids, working. Not that free to be hooking up on hia anymore. Well m done with school. M now a biz woman... Wee hoot! juz wanna catch up wif my ol buddies on nairaland. Peace <3

drop it everyone. she has changed the post. so drop it plz.

Ms. Potato:
Manymany, do u honestly think I'm silly? You registered today it's obvious your gf told u to come in here and defend her. I told my bf about this case and he has said his own but I'm not going to mention anything. but suit U what you Want to claim really. And what do u mean by I put her picture up? Wasn't she the one that uploaded her picture in her profile? Na by force to upload oh abi? If u are not happy with her pics, than it's your job go tell her to remove it. And to be honest Benjamin never came across my mind I don't know why. but I already apologize so suit you if you want to accept it or not.

i do not hide behind my bf. i just told him about what you said and sent him d link. i didnt even know manymany was my guy until he mentioned. as cougar said, can u erase the embarassment u have brought to me? the shame u have caused me? imagine if my husband's younger ones r here on NL and have seen all these? dont you know they will disrespect me wen i go there? If my husband's family members saw this. dont u think they r going to stop him from marrying me? you of all person knows my picture is on my profile. u even mentioned "she is d one on the right". what else hve u to defend yourself??

coogar:
gabby, you are wrong on this occasion. you lent rm50.00 to someone and because she didn't pay back on time, you decided to shame her publicly? i can only see this as attention-seeking. she deleted you on facebook is your excuse. . . . .how about reaching her on fone to ask about this money? you said your boyfriend knows her - why didn't you let your boyfriend take you to her place to collect the money owed!

i mean who scams for rm50.00 or whatever lethargic currency malaysia use? i don't blame you at all, i blame the chic who had the chutzpah to borrow from you in the first place. when she pays back this money, would you be able to restore her pride back by undoing this thread? would your apology heal the damage you have done to her personality?

mukina2:
correct.

remember the plat issue? she was jumping up and down on people to get it deleted, even though plat's was on a larger scale and she was given enough time to pay up.

even when someone i think twas reality01 did a thread asking who plat was, she jumped to report to have the thread deleted.
make you wonder who/what people really are.
see how she embarrassed her friend by putting out her details on the WWW .

Thanx guys, <3 <3

ituen:
@JazzyJ and Gabby

Enof of this issue.

You guys should report to my office

Yes sir, LOL, but oga, she has pinned me and my pic up as a scammer. plz talk to her

Gabby, Nwabu did reply you. why did u say he din reply?

baby!!!! please delete that!!! please. is not a good deed if we tell the world. delete that post please

God, it is God who made Mukina post this on FB. and i thank God for that. is ok babes. juz forget it. Thank you for standing up for me. that is why i love you. you even made an account here specially for this only. you really are a Godsent.

babez, juz leave it. Ben has agreed to give me 50RM to pay her back. so just drop it plz. ok? God has eyes. i wont pay back this way. juz drop it. plz.

WTF?!!! Holy Crap!!! r u fucking kidding me?!!!!
To all who are reading this, firstly, i did not delete her of FB. I had a major fight with my guy and i needed some time alone! therefore i deactivated my account for a week as i needed some time alone!
secondly, Gabby should have asked our friends on FB if i had deleted them instead of jumping into conclusions and embarassing me like this. calling me all sorst of names.
thirdly, i do not scam/419 ppl. i dont even allow my bf to do it. i really needed help! my mum is a single mum who is retired. my junior sister had just started her college, and being the senior, i told my mum she could cut my allowance for my sister. i am also a student who is not working. therefore, when the accident happened, i told my mum to cut my next months allowance. which is 400RM. i needed another 50RM and, being a friend to her, asked her for a favor. i told her i will pay her back. that was a promise i made.
fourthly, her bf is quiet close to my bf. his friends know my bf's mobile number too. if she could not get me, she could have asked her bf, to contact my guy and ask if anything was the problem.
Lastly, this is the e-mail between me and her. few days before i de-activated my FB account.

 Oviereya *********** Evuarherhe    09 July at 01:13
mum yang bagi 400, bf tarak for now, *mum gave the 400, bf does not have for now*

 Gabby *** *** Wong    09 July at 01:15   Report
Whats your CIMB Acct number?

 Oviereya *********** Evuarherhe    09 July at 01:16
14580***********
jasmine ********* jacob

thnx babes, means a lot to me dis help

 Gabby *** *** Wong    09 July at 01:17   Report
Whats your CIMB Acct number?

 Gabby *** *** Wong    09 July at 01:20   Report
Ah shit offlne

 Gabby *** *** Wong    09 July at 01:28   Report
I see if tommorow can send or not

 Oviereya *********** Evuarherhe    09 July at 02:56
fanx, appreciated

 Gabby *** *** Wong    09 July at 09:00   Report
I have send you RM50.00. If you can pay back, fee free but if you cannot, its ok, I understand.

 Oviereya *********** Evuarherhe    09 July at 09:23
thnx thnx thnx, i'll pay back, thnx again *i quote* I'LL PAY BACK

 Gabby *** *** Wong    09 July at 09:33   Report
Its ok

 Gabby *** *** Wong    09 July at 09:33   Report
Jazzy, may I know what year are u born?

 Oviereya *********** Evuarherhe    09 July at 09:40
198*, hehe y suddenly?

 Gabby *** *** Wong    09 July at 09:44   Report
Huh!!! U are 2* years old? U are still very young!!!

 Oviereya *********** Evuarherhe    09 July at 09:45
lol, yeah

You know the saying, a friend in need, is a friend indeed. if someone were to ask me for help, i would have given the person help without backbiting. if the person pays back or not. is ok! i forgive you coz that is the Christian way of life. and i pray that God forgives you too. plz email me your account ASAP and i will give you back the 50RM. TQ

na naija guys na. as long the girl has money n ca n support him while he is away frm his hometown!

Ray-sima:
yeye seun banned it again. .
he's soo annoyin. .

thnx ray-sima
it is nt us only he ban

naijababe2:
all this banning self is just annoying. its too much na!

you're right

@CLEM
i did not say i wan u to even care a 0.1% bit
wut the hell shud i care if u care or not.
i juz wan scopium bak in here
if not i wan seun to ban me
n it is my wish wut i wanna say in here
it is a free forum

if i were a boy i would firstly wish guys were girls n den i would go n rape all of them

[size=19pt]MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!![/size]

@SAMMY
U ALREADY DO THAT
THAT IS WUT U GUYS R GOOD IN

i wan seun to unbann scopium
if not i wan him to ban me!!!
ASAP n dis is so not a joke
bring scopium back or ban me

thnx amaka
by the way my hubby is a nigerian(urhobo guy) n i m a malaysian
n ur recipes help me surprise him
he was reali surprised the first tym i cooked sugi n egusi soup for him n he knew i nvr learned frm anyone(coz i barely have girl frenz coz of their gossiping character i dislike)
but cut long story short
thnx. appreciated


ooh n i tried cooking pasta the way to cook jelof rice, it turned out great(juz did that las nyt)

mine .
neither one

ouch!!!

but i was born a princess

Princess Jasmine my full name is Jasmine Jillian Jacob

waiting for my aladdin.

bring my prince scopium @ aladdin bak plz
i miss him

hi amaka

juz wondering
can i find these ikang ubong n Water Leaves hia in malaysia or izzit onli in naija?
secondly.
errr what is ogbono?
plz do reply.
thnx

oh n great recipes
now my hubby keeps cmg bak early to eat dinner

@poster
huh?!!

did he crap in his pants?