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There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.
He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again.
Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want."
The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr."
After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?"

A wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him. The husband:
- Oh dear, it was so dirty that I had to rub it so hard, it almost hurts!


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While making love, he says:
- Darling, let's do 68!
- 68 What's that?
- You do it to me and I'll owe you one.



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Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.
- Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
- Gorgonzola!
- Wait, it is not on yet.



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Two friends:
- Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment. Do you want to come?
- Of course! How many people are coming?
- Three, if you bring your girlfriend.



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A little boy asked his mother:
- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?
- Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party, , you are lucky that you don’t bark.




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One woman stops a taxi.
- To the airport, please.
After ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says:
- You are third pregnant woman that I have driven to the airport today.
- Are you kidding me, I am not pregnant.
- Well, you haven’t arrived to the airport yet neither.



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One man calls emergency:
- Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!
After five minutes, the same man calls back:
- It is OK, I found another one.



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Pinocchio talks to Gepetto:
- Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls.
- You know, my son, I didn’t care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem. Go to the shop, take a sandpaper and fix it.
After some time, Gepetto asks Pinocchio:
- Well, did you resolve the problem with the girls?
- Daddy, since I got the sandpaper who needs the girls anymore.

lol

is dis nt original?

wut is wif that reaction?

hmmm
quite true
except fr me onli takes 15 to 20 min maximum
unless bath takes 30 min onli to take shower

serves ituen ryt
hahahahahaha

depending on my mood

i will bak u up my fren

gabbry
do bak me up a little

i m nt on heat ooo!

gabbry isn't dat ryt?

yea we do
he is awa teacha
to do evil
muahahahahahahahahahah_{**that was my evil laff**}


hehe

sure?

now u knw

i m sooooooooo not gay
i m straight

hmmm

nvmd

lol

@ituen
show sum love
not hate

@thug life, t-rhymes
thnx

@scop
thnx fr stickin up for me
but now ur gabbry is bak
it is tym for me to turn u bak to her

haaaah
but scopys lollipop is so nice compared to the voodoo prick

lmfyo

he was wearing the womans clothes
the lady asked him to remove it frm his body

JazzyJ:
The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Pappyshoe, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.


She looked at him and smiled. "Pappyshoe," she said."Take off my dress." He did this carefully."Pappyshoe," she continued." Take off my stockings and garter." He silently obeyed her. "Pappyshoe," she then said. "Remove my bra and undies." As he did this, the tension continued to mount.

She looked at him and then said, "Pappyshoe, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"

ituen leave her alone
i missed her so much all dis while
now u wanna take her away again
no oooo
i wont allow it

dun mind am gabby

i just wish gabbry wud stay for good here

@gabbry
lol

nice song tho
long tym i nvr listen to it
muz download frm ares

and the three of us r here

no its frm me
rite gabbry


^{**now he has to answer**}

u'd wish

ituen
gabbry will be the one to do this to u

@princesa
Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.