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One day I will be first to comment on NL, I will show it to My highschool teacher who said that I can't achieve anything in life

Ha. 12.1trillion Naira? That's about The Whole of Africa's economy in just one website this ppl can lie haaa!!!!

My mum was diagnosed with cervical cancer last yr November. She has refused to go for chemo instead opted for alternative medicine.

I'm scared. If the alternative medicine she's been on isn't working I'm afraid I might lose her anytime soon. Is there hope for her condition?

Who this countries dey owe all this money?

Danny287:
The first surface mount technology (SMT) digital set top box manufacturing plant in West Africa has commence production in Calabar, the Cross River State capital.

The plant, operated by Gospell Digital Technology was commissioned today Thursday by Cross River Governor, Senator Ben Ayade who said the state will partner the company to ensure it breaks the difficult terrain to ensure broadcasting is made easier and information delivered more efficiently.

“We have very difficult terrain in Cross River and it is very difficult to transmit,” Ayade said, adding that: “We will on proper negotiation, be placing an order today for 5,000 set top boxes.”

Mr. Ayade said the smart city project of the state which is nearing completion will provide a backbone for a smart technology integration and disclosed that the installation of hotspots for the 12 Kilometer Carnival Calabar route has been completed.

On local content, the Governor said that: “Most importantly we will like to see technology transfer,” and promised that the state aside given tax incentives will purchase 10 STBs for every Cross Riverian employed by the company.

He said that he hoped the country will be able to wholly own and operate a technology center and maintained that the breakthrough by Gospell technology starts “the journey towards decoupling the black man from depending on the white man.”
The Chairman of the company, Mazi Sam Ohuabunwa in his remarks commended the federal government for it’s “thorough” planning and implementation of the digital switchover system and said it was the reason all were gathered there.

“We are here because at some point in the history of this country, the country decided to digitalize and move away from analogue practices especially in the area of communication,” he said.

He continued: “The government was thorough in planning the switchover ensuring that every stakeholder played a role.”

Mr. Ohuabunwa said the company decided to participate in the provision of set top boxes and disclosed that the company has set up two factories in Calabar.

“We have two factories here, a factory to assembly and a factory to produce as part of its backward integration,” said Mr. Samuel who also disclosed the company plans to go into everything electronic using indigenous technology.

https://www.google.com.ng/amp/crossriverwatch.com/2017/10/ayade-lai-mohammed-commissions-first-decoder-manufacturing-plant-in-west-africa/amp/

When countries like uk �� switched over in 2006 we in Naija are still deliberating on when to switch over 11yrs after. Does this mean we are 11yr behind in technology?

Amagite:
Jaylala took to her Instagram to reveal she was body shamed while growing up, even her primary school ran away from her, but then, no condition is permanent!

http://www.lailasblog.com/nigerian-lady-body-shamed-growing-shares-picture-transformation/

Crushing on someone at primary school? Wow!!! Loads of crushes must have gone pass the drain already

El rufai/Donald Duke or Donald Duke/El rufai president and Vice President interchangeably

Na wa o

Wizkid doesn't look anything near what he looked liked when he dropped "holler at ur boy". Looking More like winchkid.

something is not just right about his look

Wow sorry to say but this food looks better than its cook. Food first before babe

SLEEP
Semen contains melatonin, a hormone from the pineal glands, that gives you that sleep side effect.

Rich in vitamins.
Semen is full of calcium, magnesium, potassium, zinc, vitamin C, vitamin B12, and lactic acid among others.

BLOOD PRESSURE
A Dutch study found that swallowing the seminal fluid during MouthAction may save your heart. “The present study shows that MouthAction and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia,” the study read. Preeclampsia is a condition that occurs to pregnant women, developing high blood pressure.

PROSTRATE CANCER
The Journal of the American Medical Association reports that “high ejaculation frequency was related to decreased risk of total prostate cancer.”

FIRE EXTINGUISHER
Researchers from Polytechnic University of Turin, Italy, found that a DNA in fish sperm does not burn in a fire. The team is working to replicate this super power to be used in flame-retardants. Ok, this is not men’s sperm but researchers have yet to study men’s seminal fluid to see if it can also do the same.

BREAST CANCER
The Cancer Research Center of Lyon, France found after a ten year study that women who consume large quantities of semen reduce the risk of developing breast cancer by as much as 58 per cent.

Fertile grounds.

Semen encourages ovulation, thus, women feeling hornier during this time as well.

http://www.blogtrendbuzz.info/2017/09/23/ladies-this-is-what-happens-when-you-swallow-semen-and-why-it-is-extremely-good-for-you/3/

You read correctly: semen can work as an antidepressant. This shocking information comes from a study conducted by the State University of New York, so you know it’s legit. The study found that semen exposure resulted in better moods, fewer depressive symptoms, and fewer bouts of depression. The study surveyed 293 female college students.

So, it turns out swallowing semen is healthy now. The new superfood, if you will.

While we suspect it’s probably men who are funding all of this “swallowing semen is good for you” research, the results are compelling nonetheless. Digesting some of this magic serum produces benefits for both men and women, but there are some further gains if you have breasts and ovaries. For those who find the stuff unpalatable, you may want to reconsider. For health, you know.

IT IS ANTI DEPRESSANT

I think say na only Lagos mad ppl dey. As it is now the whole nook and crannies of Nigeria is infected with mad ppl. Lol

activated my monitoring spirit in case this makes fp

Dot

lol

nony43:
Why the dropping? Them carry am go Switz?

Dangote got richer politicians got richer cos it's Ember period already armed robbers got richer too while the masses in general got poorer

She can have it all

Wetin concern me. Just come out clear if ur one.

So getting married is this serious. No wonder that girl almost died when I told her I'm backing out.

Lloydfather:
what is brilliant about those responses. One comment from the gentleman with about 3 replies. Can't u see how much it pained him that someone was able to point out his foolishness.

By the way is he a blogger? And what has communication with different countries has to do with having 7 phones. Rubbish.

"And what has communication with different countries has to do with 7 phones."

Actually I've been trying got figure that out like I've been in different planet all along and don't know how mobile communication works.

Thanks for making me know I've been on earth after all.

As I see this girl I feel like getting married. I wanna get married but to who?

Jbleenk:
I witnessed an accident one early morning where a woman ran into one of dangote truck carelessly parked idly on a busy motorway at Abule Egba, Lagos and died instantly.

Heard a Road safety officials on ground saying they would have loved to impound the truck but unfortunately whoever does that would have himself to blame and job at stake. I witnessed all this myself I was not told. This is a first hand information.

Dangote is not all he says he is.

Edited: hopefully such fate does not befall any of ya'll absorbing Dangote of this.

kokozain:
if u have evidence against what he said then let us know. if u don't pls keep mute and stop hating work and pray for yours to come.

I witnessed an accident one early morning where a woman ran into one of dangote truck carelessly parked idly on a busy motorway at Abule Egba, Lagos and died instantly.

Heard a Road safety officials on ground saying they would have loved to impound the truck but unfortunately whoever does that would have himself to blame and job at stake. I witnessed all this myself I was not told. This is a first hand information.

Dangote is not all he says he is.

19. Pokémon

The most appropriate time to say, “This is not what it looks like.”

There u have it, watch what ur kids watch.

http://sarcasm.co/kid-friendly-cartoons-dirty-18/

10 Toy Story

Toy Story was/is a class apart. But when a scene like this appears, the whole scenario of a children movie changes.

7 Naruto
Well, I guess even Naruto couldn’t escape the hidden adult meaning phase.

8 Mickey Mouse
Did the creators purposely do this or it just happened? I am really curious.

9 Dexter’s laboratory
I actually remember this episode. So a kid friendly cartoon with a mom who had Dad’s Trophy written on her back. Oh! the irony.

5 Donald Duck

When boys in real life face this situation on daily basis, why to spare the kid friendly cartoons.

6 The Lion King Again

I won’t really say anything. Let the picture below speak for itself.

5. The Lion King
Well, the second picture says everything. Lion King was probably one of the most iconic and kid friendly cartoons ever. Unless, of course, this happened.

Cartoons are believed to be kid friendly. They are supposed to be full of innocence, wiseness and every good thing for a child. But things change when you grow up. You start seeing everything differently.

The hidden sexual scenes, innuendos, signs related to adult things, they went 18+. And that’s when you realize your childhood is ruined forever. Also, the fact that you won’t ever be able to enjoy these cartoons the same you did once hit you hard. You curse and regret because now they went 18+.

1 rob me 3 times and I will come. How does that sound in the real sense?

2 The Little Mermaid
Seems like these cartoons hide way too much.

3. Scooby-Doo
I hope Scooby-Doo and team were able to solve this mystery. Kid friendly cartoons, seriously?

4. Tangled
This one actually came as a surprise. Also, how did the creators even made something like this in a children’s movie?