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I was working with Halifax bank in uk years back and resigned. Good one year they continue paying me salary. They contacted me and was asked to refund I refused.They took me to court judgement was in my favor tho I was asked to make a refund of £3 monthly when I'm gainfully employed. Brethren up till no I never pay o finish as I claimed not to be gainfully employed yet.

zoba88:
US soldiers were pictured singing Nigeria National Anthem.I am proud to be a Nigerian


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWkKgIDGFJ0


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/04/us-soldiers-pictured-singing-nigeria.html?m=1

Don't they have their own national anthem? And this mumu is proud to be a Nigerian cus some mumu is singing national anthem? U better get real.

greiboy:
Why do think I am not strategising

Better if u are then. if u depend on Jesus to make heaven, fine, but to be rich then ur just fooling urself just like millions of Nigerians are.

greiboy:
Poverty is a bastard

I must be rich in Jesus name

See how the kid transformed from a bush baby into a proper damsel

What has Jesus' name got to do with u being rich? Better go strategize on how to be rich and stop fooling urself with Jesus here.

DCONE1:
God use people to perform miracles....but still the doctors were only doing their job that is to save lives.God uses the doctors to heal him.

Oh shut it man, didn't u say docs are paid to do their jobs.

I'm beginning to think humans have a mental expectation of what/who God is, which is totally different from what/who God really is. Give honor to who honor is due and leav God out of this.

DCONE1:
the doctors that treated him were paid to do their job. They didn't treat him for free they were only doing their normal job.

So what exactly did your God do then?

GloriaNinja:
THATS THE ONLY THING HE COULD SAY INSTEAD OF THANKING GOD FOR RESTORING HIS HEALTH

U didn't even mention the docs that treated him, should he not thank them?

Igbo boys have taken over festac Amuwo Odo fin. Had to move out there. The nna that rented my apartment have refused to pay for 2yrs now. Those guys are just dog shit. They are everywhere

First I sympathize with friends and family of the victim the hospital fail to do this in the post. Secondly respect must be given to the dead and be treated with respect. Every second counts in an emergency. They could hv allowed victim to be taken in first b4 carrying out any examination and respectfully reveal he's dead and not assume he's dead first.

Is Nigeria Army in the place to make such pronouncement? Good radiance to bad rubbish

There isn't gonna be issue as long as u both are not age mate.

No wonder since I've been back to this country I've just been getting fat thinking I'm living large not knowing say na shiit I dey eat. I don die.

Bet why are all the men in uniform stood with their hands to the back?

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And obviously except the lady.

sinaj:
It really hurts to loose a loved one.

Is he a rope that you are loosing? Go to school they won't listen they will be slaying everywhere. Hisss

dominique:
Belated happy birthday?

u better learn

DOZIE2COOL:
Shez really pretty
Davido should look out for her after Chioma's period is over.

bastard guy

I'm pretty sure we've not heard the full story of this. One or two members of the management team will sure have a parallel version to this whole story. Ya'll wait patiently

Jamariwolff:
I smh. You obviously think you've insulted me, but the joke's on you.

If I were you, I'll be tripling my hustle rather than following young girls.

I'd rather follow young girls than pay to get a fook from u and catch hiv. U bold enough to let everyone know what u do. I'm sure ur mama is proud of ur profession. Better start heading to Allen it's getting late ur clients are waiting. Silly hoes everywhere prostititing about.

Jamariwolff:
When poor guys still want to have sex.

What do you expect?

You have 2k, in words, Two thousand naira in your acct and you want to fûck?

And to think that one girl go open leg for this one oo

Nawa for some girls oooo.

I was just about saying what's this bitch on about but decided to take a look at ur profie first then I saw a bitch in the pic there. So I need not call u a bitch cuz that's what u are.

It's like NEPA people, sun and atm are against fornication in this country. When there's no slay queen to come visit you that's how you will be having light from morning till night. Weather will be in its best behavior. Everywhere will just be cool anyhow.

No queue at the ATM and the ATM will be dispensing crisps, mint note

But once one slay queen sent u message on whatsapp that she's coming the next day that's when transformer will blow, you will even see the smoke from your room. One NEPA man will stand infron of the transformer and shake his head. Automatically you will know you won't have light till 2019.

You will go to the bank to goan withdraw your last 2k from your account, you will see the queue long like when Enugu people hear one woman is selling 5 wraps of Okpa for #50.

A silent voice is telling you to try the next bank but the next bank is #500 away, how much will now remain out of the 2k. You decide to wait on the queue.

It reaches your turn. You smile and insert your card 5 minutes later ATM screen is still not displaying anything. Security man approaches you and give you a news that seems to be worst than when you course rep call you to inform you that you have 4Fs in 3 credit load courses. 'Oga, e don swallow your card, go inside to complain'.

Your head spins 360 degree you enter bank go straight to the split unit AC, collect cool air into your already over heating head, without uttering a word you left.

When she finally comes that's when sun will be shining as if oga moon made it angry. Your room will now be hot as if the relocated hell fire to your backyard. You will be sweating, slay queen will Bebe sweating. Your conscience will not let you to goan press brezz because you didn't cook even 2 eggless noodles for her. Two of you will be pressing phone. No show. In fact there can never be any show. Slay queen will get and says she's going. That's when you will form headache because you know walking her to the gate means you will pay her bike fare. She says no problem and leave.

12noon the next day NEPA restores power, the sun returns to its good mood and bank sends you text message apologizing for the inconveniences caused to come and collect your property.

You slump in the cushion and be like"who did I offend?".

Can't believe this didn't make front page.

Must be a good read. 1 sec

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This write up is an inspiration. This dude is bold taking on a whole chevron and making Chevron Netherland and other coys shift grounds. Diff my hat.

neoapocalypse:
There you go

No mind that guy the construction of the English was too much for him to comprehend

Ordinary free accommodation for publicity nai Paul write many many thing like this even charge the girl join. What if Paul was Nigerian living with the many i dey hungry girls we have in abundance here?

Bitch this is what u are. I didn't say it the Internet did.

Find the missing $1

I will provide the answer in the event nobody got it right

Yes we are Ekiti

AND we in Nigeria are still breaking our heads over religion.

Bullshiite. Hacker my feet. This is publicity stunt.