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While the Omoluabis are busy selling themselves to the international community for investment in their lands, some fools are saying they are the ones who developed Yoruba land but left theirs undeveloped lol bastards dem.

Pikin wey say him mama no go rest himslef no go rest.

Religion. Yes that’s me right there telling everyone that’s been blinded by the vail of religion and their foolishness that they are all wrong beyond forgiveness

Make una dey fool una sef upanddan

I’m just done having sex with some next girl then I saw this post

This guy is a lovely guy no doubt.

I’m still finding the courage to pen down what I went through with my wife in a marriage of less than a year.

I had to ditch the marriage when I suspected her of cheating. I hope to write my experience some day.

Optimum2023:
Every Nigerian ought to own a portion of the Federal Capital Territory. Abuja is our common heritage as Nigerian citizens.

The good thing is, Land no cost for Abuja, Na you wan buy am for Maitama. Even sef, Land no even cost for Maitama, Na you no buy am on time.

For as low as 800k, you can become a Landlord in Abuja. Don't take my word for it, you can click this LINK to see for yourself.

Pls add me on WhatsApp 08185227133

ShenTeh:
Have you checked UK Twitter to clear your doubts.

Yes that’s what they do they rant underground but can and won’t come out in public to protest. Ever heard Uk gone wild over immigrants?

The fools from the east will claim they built Lagos when their great grand father land is in rot. Omo ale them.

Reason I hate to love UK. No matter what immigrants does to the locals, they will never come out in drove to seek for the explosion of immigrants.

Except for the political class who are seeking ways to curtail immigrants, the locals are mostly less concern, the take whatever from them and move on with life. Bless you all.

Samuel1976:
Am samuel into real estate and property values 07034770232 ..any tribe God fearing and industrious

You will realize you life was smooth sailing until bring a naija girl in it. You watch.

Guy is always involved in one controversy or the other. Guys life is all powered by controversies. He sure knows how to court Controversy in his favor and controversy ends up fueling his riches.

Good lad. God’s own.

Is this some joke? Who declared him dead only for us to hear he’s still alive?

Does the management wants him dead? Is there something we don’t know? A lot of unanswered questions.

No country respect Nigeria. This happening when the president is in Saudi Arabia is a slap to his face. Time will come when Nigeria will be reckon with in the comity of nations and command great respect.

Kobicove:
I remember when this guy, Alex O, Blakky, Ras Kimono, The Mandators etc used to hold sway as A-list artistes in Nigeria.

Truly nothing lasts forever

Wow mandatory!! Guy you be old school o. You go don enter 80yrs like this

FarSide:
"Unprotected sex with 12 girls in 4 years, I'm afraid I might have HIV"

https://www.nairaland.com/7893353/im-afraid-might-hiv

Good evening fellas...
I made this post two weeks ago, I was so terrified, was going crazy but thank God for the words of encouragement from you guys. Your kind words and encouragement made me took the bold step
After thinking about my life, I decided to do the test; if I perish I perish. It is better than all the sleepless nights and nightmares.

For over a month now my Google searches is 99% related to HIV; the modes of transmission, early signs, late symptoms, prevalence rate in Nigeria, my state, general world stats.

To worsen the whole situation, last week when I was trying to hold myself together, my latest girl called that she's been feeling feverish, vomited 3x or so, she's lost weight and all... I froze. That's all what google fed me as early signs and it's barely 2 months we had sex...

So I woke up one day and fixed today, Friday 10th November for the test come rain come shine.
This morning, I woke up, promised myself it must be today. If I have it, I have it already. It's not like the test will put the virus in my system. Just a confirmation.

After all, I've joined some HIV support groups on Facebook and saw many were requesting for a match making. These would be my family at worst, they are humans too!

So I left very early for a mission hospital kilometers away from my house. I got to the place, sneaked in after watching to ensure the coast is clear from anyone that might know me.
I asked the gateman and he directed me to where I can get a compulsory patient's card. I got to the office and met no one on duty, so I had to wait. Just as I was waiting, a primary school classmate walked in with her husband, they a planning a wedding and the church directed them for same blood test.
"Whick kind wahala be this" I asked myself, I thought no one will see me here today. No wam, we waited together until the card lady entered, we got the card and proceeded to the electronic capturing center.

The woman at the electronic center was reluctant to attend to me that it must be couple that will come for the test, ahhh cou what?? Madam I'm single and I want to do a blood test to know if I'm health for a relationship or not... People come dey laff me.
Finally, I was attended to and was directed to financial department. I went and made my payment and was redirected to the electronic capturing center, when i got back, I called on the woman "ma, I'm asked to give u this receipt" she turned, "you?? Your case is different" she said. I was like has she confirmed I'm positive by mere look? How is my case different?

At long last she directed me upstairs, to the test office. Omo, I actually thought they would collect my blood sample and ask me to come back for the test result.
I had planned to go take some alcohol before I will come for the rest but no... Korokoro, the lad pricked my hand got and test strip and it was it.... Ma ma I stammered... Like are u seriously doing this now??
Just like when Kalistus ate the poisoned fish, I began to get weak.
She began asking me questions, but I was busy watching the test strip until a line began to form at the down side, it was a single line. I was a bit happy but it wasn't over as I heard it might take up to 20 minutes.
I burst prayer oo. Just then the lady at the opposite side called to ask my age and all that. Before I could turn back I say the test lady writing Negative. Omo, I jumped out, they called be back to come take my result sheet.
I rushed out dancing skelewu as I made my way to the exit gate.
My good people I'm Negative to HIV 1$2.

Baba go run HPV DNA Test. That na Hepatitis test. It’s a liver killer and perhaps more prevalent than HIV and a merciless killer. No symptom for like 20yrs.

Why am I longing for amala after reading this? Amala and Gbegiri, here I come.

All BAT’s enemies are gradually lining up behind him in support of his every move.

Reno Omokri cannot stop singing praises of Tinubu while lambasting Obi and the Obidients crew on a daily basis. Lately Farooq has been stylishly taking sides with Tinubu in most of his write ups.

You all can’t help but love this guy you so much hate.

Nigeria shall rise again after years of bastardization by the clueless Buhari and his cohorts. I remember those days in UK when high street store owners are jubilant when Nigerians come shopping for resale back home they know we are big spenders.

The Naira shall regain its value the glory shall be restored.

Foolish Obidients blinded by hate

Good but why are the igbos always claiming to be the victim when they o es courting trouble? Plus why did you bring Igbo in this in the first place?

the gospel of integrity coming from an Igbo man who is selling fake product upandown

padi94:
This Nigeria is rotten to the core, so no one values integrity anymore... Instead of trying to prove innocence one is fighting to coverup stupid guilt...

oyatz:
He didn't sit in front of any UN General Assembly, that video was doctored.

Oh really? Did he refute the video at any point?

This guy is just an attention seeker. Good he as been cautioned. Imagine sitting in front of the UN General assembly and uttering such ambiguous statement against the president of a country.

Sinners will keep running when nothing is chasing them

1Sharon:
Where can I buy this?

Alaba international those guys sell any and everything

Hassanmaye:
Problem gender

Very problematic something

That no matter what you do it’s never enough

That if you promise a lady 5k and gave her 10k cos you happen to have more than enough at that time you have set yourself up big time.